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#131 - i wanted to lick the rock as well. i do archaeology and that i… 8 hours ago on DYK Comp #53 0
#316 - Picture 9 hours ago on Dance party thread for your... -1
#37 - the one about the monuments surrounding stonehenge. Archaeolog…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on DYK Comp #53 +8
#130 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
no one mentioned it to me when i visited the place, theyj ust talked about the rocks mostly and why I couldnt ride one
User avatar #131 - elgolas (8 hours ago) [-]
i wanted to lick the rock as well. i do archaeology and that info is in the books but not at the center or museum stupidly enough
#55 - in bristol the green dot goes goes to a building called Rhubar… 09/16/2014 on IMPORTANT FJ POLL 0
#29 - lipton makes really **** tea  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on the history of tea 0
User avatar #68 - heartlessrobot (09/14/2014) [-]
I like Bigelow Earl Grey, personally.
#53 - marshalldteach (09/14/2014) [-]
let the poorfag drink shit lipton and never know how real tea tastes like
#15 - this came on when i just saw the gif marvellous timing 09/13/2014 on g√ 0
#14 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on g√ 0
#154227 - what is that ? different types ?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154238 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Pollen (polly, or otherwise known as resin) is the dust that comes off the buds of cannabis and is mixed with an oil and pressed into a rectangular block. It's a light brown colour and should be quite soft and almost like bread dough. It is considered safer than "rocky" and "squidgy black" and is a lot more pure and organic, but it gives a very mild high for most users.


Rocky (also known as resin) is quite similar, but instead of being mixed with oil it's mixed with plastics and unidentifiable substances. It's a lot harder, and dark brown. It needs to be softened over a lighter to break up for use. Some people use small cheese graters. It's considered dirty and unsafe by most, it's high is very harsh and causes headaches for many people i know.
"Squidgy black" is just a very soft version of rocky. Obviously to the name, it's black and squidgy. It comes in a small block, and is usually used by picking off pieces and rolling them into a long, thin strip to put into joints.

Then there's weed (bud) which is just the shit you want. It's the buds that are picked off the female plant. They should look fresh, bright green and have a almost sweet aroma with small crystals. But beware, there are dealers who tamped with their produce... For example, it's been known that some add glass dust to their buds to make it look like it has more THC crystals so if it's white and completely covered in "crystals" it could be dangerous.
User avatar #154239 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Polly is the best for brownies, as it is tasteless, can just be broken up and added and it doesn't loose its effects during the baking process.

I would avoid rocky and squidgy black at all costs

Bud, Green, or whatever you wanna call it is not good for brownies unless you know what you're doing. It's not good to break it up and add it into the mix, it looses most of its effects and it tastes terrible... think of eating a cookie with grass in it. The best method is to find a brownie recipe that uses oil. Heat up the reccomended amount of oil and add the buds. As the oil heats up, the effects of the weed will be released into it. Then take out the buds, and add the oil into the mix. Throw the used buds away, trust me, they're useless afterwards.

I'm telling you this because a lot of dealers consider types of resin as weed, so when you want the real fresh herb, as for "green" or "bud"
#154244 - squidgy (09/11/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit I'm not black
User avatar #154240 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
*ask
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#154216 - i was gonna brownie them ?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154223 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
so you're buying rocky/polly?
User avatar #154227 - elgolas (09/11/2014) [-]
what is that ?
different types ?
User avatar #154238 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Pollen (polly, or otherwise known as resin) is the dust that comes off the buds of cannabis and is mixed with an oil and pressed into a rectangular block. It's a light brown colour and should be quite soft and almost like bread dough. It is considered safer than "rocky" and "squidgy black" and is a lot more pure and organic, but it gives a very mild high for most users.


Rocky (also known as resin) is quite similar, but instead of being mixed with oil it's mixed with plastics and unidentifiable substances. It's a lot harder, and dark brown. It needs to be softened over a lighter to break up for use. Some people use small cheese graters. It's considered dirty and unsafe by most, it's high is very harsh and causes headaches for many people i know.
"Squidgy black" is just a very soft version of rocky. Obviously to the name, it's black and squidgy. It comes in a small block, and is usually used by picking off pieces and rolling them into a long, thin strip to put into joints.

Then there's weed (bud) which is just the shit you want. It's the buds that are picked off the female plant. They should look fresh, bright green and have a almost sweet aroma with small crystals. But beware, there are dealers who tamped with their produce... For example, it's been known that some add glass dust to their buds to make it look like it has more THC crystals so if it's white and completely covered in "crystals" it could be dangerous.
User avatar #154239 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Polly is the best for brownies, as it is tasteless, can just be broken up and added and it doesn't loose its effects during the baking process.

I would avoid rocky and squidgy black at all costs

Bud, Green, or whatever you wanna call it is not good for brownies unless you know what you're doing. It's not good to break it up and add it into the mix, it looses most of its effects and it tastes terrible... think of eating a cookie with grass in it. The best method is to find a brownie recipe that uses oil. Heat up the reccomended amount of oil and add the buds. As the oil heats up, the effects of the weed will be released into it. Then take out the buds, and add the oil into the mix. Throw the used buds away, trust me, they're useless afterwards.

I'm telling you this because a lot of dealers consider types of resin as weed, so when you want the real fresh herb, as for "green" or "bud"
#154244 - squidgy (09/11/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit I'm not black
User avatar #154240 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
*ask
#154237 - jokekill has deleted their comment.
#154212 - as i mentioned i have no idea how to find some  [+] (9 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154215 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
ask a friend who already smokes it
what do you expect to do with it when you get it anyway?
User avatar #154216 - elgolas (09/11/2014) [-]
i was gonna brownie them ?
User avatar #154223 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
so you're buying rocky/polly?
User avatar #154227 - elgolas (09/11/2014) [-]
what is that ?
different types ?
User avatar #154238 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Pollen (polly, or otherwise known as resin) is the dust that comes off the buds of cannabis and is mixed with an oil and pressed into a rectangular block. It's a light brown colour and should be quite soft and almost like bread dough. It is considered safer than "rocky" and "squidgy black" and is a lot more pure and organic, but it gives a very mild high for most users.


Rocky (also known as resin) is quite similar, but instead of being mixed with oil it's mixed with plastics and unidentifiable substances. It's a lot harder, and dark brown. It needs to be softened over a lighter to break up for use. Some people use small cheese graters. It's considered dirty and unsafe by most, it's high is very harsh and causes headaches for many people i know.
"Squidgy black" is just a very soft version of rocky. Obviously to the name, it's black and squidgy. It comes in a small block, and is usually used by picking off pieces and rolling them into a long, thin strip to put into joints.

Then there's weed (bud) which is just the shit you want. It's the buds that are picked off the female plant. They should look fresh, bright green and have a almost sweet aroma with small crystals. But beware, there are dealers who tamped with their produce... For example, it's been known that some add glass dust to their buds to make it look like it has more THC crystals so if it's white and completely covered in "crystals" it could be dangerous.
User avatar #154239 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
Polly is the best for brownies, as it is tasteless, can just be broken up and added and it doesn't loose its effects during the baking process.

I would avoid rocky and squidgy black at all costs

Bud, Green, or whatever you wanna call it is not good for brownies unless you know what you're doing. It's not good to break it up and add it into the mix, it looses most of its effects and it tastes terrible... think of eating a cookie with grass in it. The best method is to find a brownie recipe that uses oil. Heat up the reccomended amount of oil and add the buds. As the oil heats up, the effects of the weed will be released into it. Then take out the buds, and add the oil into the mix. Throw the used buds away, trust me, they're useless afterwards.

I'm telling you this because a lot of dealers consider types of resin as weed, so when you want the real fresh herb, as for "green" or "bud"
#154244 - squidgy (09/11/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit I'm not black
User avatar #154240 - jokekill (09/11/2014) [-]
*ask
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