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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#27 - My hometown's team. 08/11/2014 on Australian sport star 0
#22 - Forgot to log in, I don't care if people thumb me down, it's true. 08/09/2014 on marriage man... 0
#2 - He's the oldest person in the world, so that means nobody in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Oldest person alive +94
User avatar #11 - OOOnelsonOOO (08/09/2014) [-]
She's*
User avatar #3 - zaxzwim (08/09/2014) [-]
ahh, ok thanks
#8 - It's smoother than real life. 08/09/2014 on So clean... +2
#7 - I typically find it's the dumb white hoes that get knocked up … 08/05/2014 on i needed to vent this 0
#839 - You look like NightmareRH, get off Runescape. 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
#3 - Both are equally bad.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Can't deny that. -3
#5 - wwkybobo (08/03/2014) [-]
See, you say that, but you're wrong. You can have an opinion on a game, and not enjoy it. But to say that Dota, and League are bad, is just not true.Why would millions of people would play a game that's bad? Like I said, if you don't like it, it doesnt mean the game is obsolete, and therefore, bad, it just means you dont like it.
Shit I dont like anime, that doesnt mean it's bad, it just means I dont like it.
User avatar #15 - Zedotelhado (08/03/2014) [-]
Son, imagine you're at a buffet of 100 people (You're #101).


There's 95 people eating a big ol'hunk of shit. And there's 5 eating the filét mignon.


Just because there's a lot of people eating shit, doesn't mean it magically stops being shit.
User avatar #21 - wwkybobo (08/03/2014) [-]
95 people may enjoy that hunk of shit. You dont like it, and you see it as a hunk of shit, and thats ok. But just because you see it as a hunk of shit, doesn't make it one.
#14 - buffalogriller (08/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, saying something is bad is just an opinion. Niki minaj is a shitty musician, imo, and millions of people listen to that crap don't make my opinion invalid.
#10 - 4chan refugee (08/03/2014) [-]
>Why would millions of people play a bad game.
Because they enjoy shitty games that play out pretty much exactly the same, every time. Obviously.
User avatar #18 - mitchmack (08/03/2014) [-]
So you are saying that nearly all sports, video games and board games are shit.

Play a game more than once, its repeating it, no matter what game it is.
#86 - Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He h… 07/25/2014 on inb4 tumblrfags 0
#45 - This Dudechick still has a **** tonne of Testoste…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on inb4 tumblrfags +7
#79 - luderudecrude (07/25/2014) [-]
You have no idea what the hormones they take do to their bodies. It weakens their skeletal structure, and blocks testosterone. I know I am in for a sea of red thumbs here, but I dated a transwoman once and got a crash course in what her body was going through, and btw, Mitrione is most likely wrong, she wouldn't likely be chromosomally a male. Most transgendered peoples chromosomes actually match the gender they desire to be, not the one they were born as, or are XXY. Either way their genitalia is technically, a birth defect as it should have been, according to their DNA, the other way
User avatar #86 - eldinarcus (07/25/2014) [-]
Yes, it the hormones weakens them, but look at his build. He has irreversible "side effects" of testosterone.
#65 - needy (07/25/2014) [-]
Usually people who have these kinds of surgeries take hormone supplements. That's why a lot of traps look a lot like chicks; the hormones alter their appearance and behavior. Just saying.
#14 - Looks like he's playing too much Payday. 07/24/2014 on He Has Everything He Needs +1
#112 - Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple **** spreading acros… 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian 0
#4 - Scooters. 07/24/2014 on Painful childhood 0
#45 - Not trying to be a corny faggot, but she does look better with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Elsa is asian -1
#92 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2014) [-]
your not corny just a white-knight-complexed fa­ggot
User avatar #112 - eldinarcus (07/24/2014) [-]
Lmao, I'm sorry crazy purple shit spreading across your face doesn't look nice. I still like make up but not a bunch of colorful shit around the eyes.
#16 - Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep h… 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#14 - A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#12 - Haha, anytime, Cya.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#10 - All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa +1
User avatar #11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
User avatar #55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar #40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
User avatar #12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#8 - Stay in the main cities like Cape Town, Durban, or Johannesbur…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa +3
User avatar #9 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help

But why do non-blacks get killed specifically? What's the problem
User avatar #10 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but since Apartheid the black community seems pretty bitter about it and have a strong hate for white people, but still. A lot of the older white generation still hates black people because they lived their whole lives with black people as second class citizens. It's mostly the elders that hate each other but some of the new generation is still holding onto it's history. Thankfully, if you go to the nice parts just about every likes each other and are friendly.
User avatar #11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
User avatar #55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar #40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
User avatar #12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#6 - Forgot to log in, my bad.  [+] (22 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
User avatar #7 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Where are the good parts?

I'm planning on going there and don't want to get shanked on my first day
User avatar #53 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
Cape town, Strand, Sommersetwes (That would be the Western cape area)
Durban, East london, Gonubie (east Cape)

And more up to the central of South Africa is more for safari and such
User avatar #30 - aftalbeating (07/23/2014) [-]
Durban man, super chilled here- just stay away from Umbilo...
User avatar #54 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
the dank in Durban thou
#57 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
mos def, GG #Rekt
User avatar #58 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
do you live in SA?
User avatar #59 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
Yep, you?
User avatar #60 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah boi Joburg ek se
User avatar #61 - aftalbeating (07/24/2014) [-]
Awe!
User avatar #8 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Stay in the main cities like Cape Town, Durban, or Johannesburg or something they are nice in most parts. You also have to go to the valley of a thousand hills, it's really nice and you can see a real zulu show that they do with drums and dancing and the whole lot. But whatever you do, don't go to Soweto, or any townships. Going there, especially if you're not black will get your ass killed. Also, see if you can go to Hermanus, it's near Cape Town. Hermanus and many different parts of Cape Town have the nicest Fish and Chips on the planet.
User avatar #9 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help

But why do non-blacks get killed specifically? What's the problem
User avatar #10 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
All people can get killed if you stray into the bad parts and are caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but since Apartheid the black community seems pretty bitter about it and have a strong hate for white people, but still. A lot of the older white generation still hates black people because they lived their whole lives with black people as second class citizens. It's mostly the elders that hate each other but some of the new generation is still holding onto it's history. Thankfully, if you go to the nice parts just about every likes each other and are friendly.
User avatar #11 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I see

Thanks for the heads up, you've probably just saved me from having my guts spilled round a street corner

Cheers
#36 - cplkoeksuster (07/23/2014) [-]
The race thing is an issue but white people in townships are gonna be 100% tourists and therefore very muggable. I live in Cape Town. When you arrive, have pre-booked transport to your hotel. Taxis at the airport are generally ok, but you may have your luggage stolen or some shit like that.
Don't just do tourist-y shit, though most of it is definitely worth doing - you'll get ripped off on food and the like around those areas. There are some pretty ballin' places to go like Caledon or Robertson that are only around 2 hours' drive from Cape Town but have scenery completely untouched by people. The Orange Grove farm is a good place in Robertson, it even has free wi-fi and guided hikes if you're into that kind of thing. If you like wine, you can go wine tasting every day for a month and not visit all the vineyards we have.
Again with the safety, if anyone comes up to you and you don't know who they are, just keep walking. Odds are they want you to give them money. If you aren't using a hire car, use Uber or a listed taxi service. Free-lance taxis can be dangerous as they aren't accountable to a firm.
If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up. only meant to type the first line but got kinda carried away
User avatar #55 - ninjalllama (07/24/2014) [-]
lol dude jou naam het my fokken dag gemaak
#63 - cplkoeksuster (07/24/2014) [-]
Baie dankie, jy's die eerste om dit te verstaan ;)
User avatar #40 - zomitlu (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually probably going to be staying with relatives when I visit and might get picked up by them at the airport so I've got the taxi issue out of the way, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll probably going to Cape Town and Port Elizabeth and have absolutely no idea what there is to do at both of those places, but the things you mentioned do seem interesting.

And free wifi? I'm sold.
User avatar #12 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha, anytime, Cya.
User avatar #13 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#50 - A-  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on scumbag dna +1
User avatar #150 - jabsgreywarden (07/23/2014) [-]
Hey! Me too. I guess A negative is the rarest amongst fj users.... according to the comments everyone makes. And it is not including those who do not know their blood type
#89 - Covenantkilla (07/23/2014) [-]
Glad to know i'm not the only one.
User avatar #62 - fullpotatomode (07/23/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you're not alone
#5 - Yeah Ovens are pretty awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Does Radio Shack still exist? +5
User avatar #9 - Tormound (07/23/2014) [-]
Robots have to autonomous to be considered robots.
#81 - Picture 07/22/2014 on First BJ +23
#118 - In my opinion, the ugliest Asians are the ones who live in Nor… 07/22/2014 on LIKE AN ASIAN 0
#117 - Just about every Asian exchange student I've ever seen was goo… 07/22/2014 on LIKE AN ASIAN 0
#59 - All races are like that, most are ugly and they have good look… 07/19/2014 on LIKE AN ASIAN +3
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