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#119 - Oh, hell yeah they do, but in every forest of chaos, there's a…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Feminist got rekt +1
User avatar #121 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
teenage fury dating site? o.O which 1?
User avatar #123 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
pounced.org/

Okay, I was wrong, not teenage, but still...
User avatar #136 - Nazistick (03/29/2015) [-]
...Hello Torture dungeon.
User avatar #125 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
I won't lie there is some pretty fucked up shit in my history but i deleted when i clicked that link how do you..know that site....
User avatar #127 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
I just looked up "Teenage furry dating site" and that's one of the things that popped up. I feel so unclean...
User avatar #130 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
But that raises more questions... why did you look up... Not gonna judge i fap to almost everything in there yet i don't feel unclean,, i did felt broken when i played spec op the lines tho
User avatar #131 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
Hey, when I mention something to someone else, I at least do a google search to make sure I'm not blowing air out of my ass. I remember someone mentioning something about a furry dating site some time ago, but I couldn't be sure, so I had to verify. ALL FOR YOU.
User avatar #133 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
But why did you look it up..unless if you want to meet furries
#115 - What people forget is that, though highly interconnected, Tumb…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Feminist got rekt +1
User avatar #116 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
they do act like a form of herd tho..i know they are our mortal enemies but dam do they have a very good nest for porn in there
User avatar #119 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh, hell yeah they do, but in every forest of chaos, there's always a few seeds of clarity. Probably. I hope. *shudders at the thought of that goddamn teenage furry dating site*
User avatar #121 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
teenage fury dating site? o.O which 1?
User avatar #123 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
pounced.org/

Okay, I was wrong, not teenage, but still...
User avatar #136 - Nazistick (03/29/2015) [-]
...Hello Torture dungeon.
User avatar #125 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
I won't lie there is some pretty fucked up shit in my history but i deleted when i clicked that link how do you..know that site....
User avatar #127 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
I just looked up "Teenage furry dating site" and that's one of the things that popped up. I feel so unclean...
User avatar #130 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
But that raises more questions... why did you look up... Not gonna judge i fap to almost everything in there yet i don't feel unclean,, i did felt broken when i played spec op the lines tho
User avatar #131 - elbrysobrony (03/29/2015) [-]
Hey, when I mention something to someone else, I at least do a google search to make sure I'm not blowing air out of my ass. I remember someone mentioning something about a furry dating site some time ago, but I couldn't be sure, so I had to verify. ALL FOR YOU.
User avatar #133 - alphagex (03/29/2015) [-]
But why did you look it up..unless if you want to meet furries
#16 - Poe's law. 03/29/2015 on Hyper Autism mode engaged 0
#2746999 - So, wait, in D&D, your character's health is determined by…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2747017 - josuke (03/28/2015) [-]
Matters on what you're playing
User avatar #2747010 - heartsickruben (03/28/2015) [-]
your first lvl
the hit die is your base hp

stupid
then you add con modifier to it

When you level up that's when you roll the hit die for health and add your con to it.
User avatar #2747001 - random asshole (03/28/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #2747002 - random asshole (03/28/2015) [-]
although it is unlikely, fighters roll a bigger die and being a dwarf innately gives a better con bonus
User avatar #2747003 - random asshole (03/28/2015) [-]
ask me more nerdy D&D things, I am an abyss of knowledge!
User avatar #2747000 - theaussiestig (03/28/2015) [-]
I think it acts more like a multiplier on a base score.
#2746517 - Why do they all have D names?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2746521 - pyyro (03/28/2015) [-]
We like to theme them. The very first litter was Z themed.
User avatar #2746518 - tkich (03/28/2015) [-]
she wanted the D
User avatar #2746520 - pyyro (03/28/2015) [-]
I am so fucking thirsty I don't think you understand
User avatar #2746548 - trogatoga (03/28/2015) [-]
HYDRATE
#109 - I remember the ketchup packs one from a Captain Underpants book. 03/26/2015 on April Fool's tips. 0
#107 - Saran wrapping toilet seats?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on April Fool's tips. +1
#108 - anonymousfinn (03/26/2015) [-]
An idea worth trying. Would be great to do it to every school toilet I can
Thanks for your contribution!
#39 - I thought that all the ghosts in Pac Man were the same, just r… 03/25/2015 on Facts 0
#63 - Heard they were planning on doing a movie about Newt Scamander. 03/25/2015 on Harry Potter and the... 0
#2743088 - Looks like those ****** got iced. The people in Detroit… 03/25/2015 on Friendly 0
#19 - We're not talking about the MS-DOS game, are we?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Would be fun to live as a... 0
#20 - cazabrow (03/25/2015) [-]
#49 - Wait, hold on, you ask for the handshake, THEN activate the card?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on [Yu-Gi-Oh Theme Intensifies] 0
User avatar #50 - aximil (03/25/2015) [-]
You activate Yu-Jo Friendship normally and ask for a handshake. If, however, you have Unity in your hand, you reveal that at the same time as playing Yu-Jo Friendship and they don't get a say in the matter of whether or not they want to shake your hand. (Other than something like my example in #15)
#111 - Munchhausen syndrome? 03/25/2015 on Cringe #15 0
#75 - Picture 03/25/2015 on Canned Koala 0
#2742478 - Do I?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2742481 - zeruaargi (03/24/2015) [-]
your mum looks funny
#2742474 - Just write your own satire. It helped me understand what was g…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Friendly +2
#2742477 - zeruaargi (03/24/2015) [-]
Do I look like I'm funny?
User avatar #2742478 - elbrysobrony (03/24/2015) [-]
Do I?
User avatar #2742481 - zeruaargi (03/24/2015) [-]
your mum looks funny
#195 - About the same time there was a lightsaber in it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on adventure time swords 0
User avatar #207 - thevaulthunter (03/24/2015) [-]
Year 3000+, I'm sure there will be a laser sword.
#2742464 - Was it fun?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2742465 - Sterski (03/24/2015) [-]
What little we played was, yes.
We pretty much barely got the plot started.
#2742452 - Annie's Tibbers, Talon's hood, Cait's rifle, Mudo's syringe an… 03/24/2015 on Friendly +2
#147 - Yup. Just because an acid with a 1 on the scale and kills your…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Adventure Time 0
#150 - yoshtar (03/25/2015) [-]
though if you got the proportions right, the base WOULD stop the acid from eating you.
#64 - Basically (pun not intended), it's a scale to measure how acid…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Adventure Time +1
#67 - yoshtar (03/24/2015) [-]
something to keep in mind is that Bases and acids will eat away at your hand equally.
User avatar #147 - elbrysobrony (03/24/2015) [-]
Yup. Just because an acid with a 1 on the scale and kills your cells doesn't mean that a base with a pH of 14 will magically heal it.
#150 - yoshtar (03/25/2015) [-]
though if you got the proportions right, the base WOULD stop the acid from eating you.
#22 - Wait, wasn't that the guy who made that Sonichu thing or something..?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Dora the border crosser 0
User avatar #30 - hourlyb (03/24/2015) [-]
Yep.
#2741207 - How would they work the sponsors into it? Would the spectators…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2741226 - wiredguy (03/23/2015) [-]
eh
wouldn't have to have sponsors

or like, different districts would have different perks, so 1 and 2 would be more likely to have sponsors, and would have more points to spend in combat skills.
I dunno.

and like, it could be some funny challenge, to try and win using combat with someone from district 8.
Or make some gigantic pussy from district 1 who hides all the time with camo and shit

like when you get bored of a game you've gotten good at and just try to see how much you can fuck with it before it actually becomes challenging again
#2740309 - Guns. 03/23/2015 on Friendly +1
#28 - For the chopsticks one, it's because it looks similar to incen… 03/23/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... +1

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User avatar #734 - DeathclawRulez (02/25/2015) [-]
Is that a Lucaritina or Giracario for your avatar?
User avatar #735 to #734 - elbrysobrony (02/25/2015) [-]
Lucaritinario.
User avatar #733 - theonlybatman (02/19/2015) [-]
I made a mistake on besiege but it was a good mistake. you're still a good person
User avatar #732 - jcenderion (02/18/2015) [-]
you tha real mvp
#726 - ablazingspitfire (07/19/2014) [-]
www.codecademy.com/

Try and start a few on here, then once you got the basics it's best to buy books or just mess about with some programming.
User avatar #727 to #726 - elbrysobrony (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
#719 - romneykun (05/15/2014) [-]
Usually I try to rub out the **** feeling and lack of concentration by playing some video games for a bit, then heading to work, but then I end up not doing any work at all.
And when I try to do work, I want to do other things.
My parents haven't really helped me and I just seem to suck, I almost want to go back on medication for college.
User avatar #720 to #719 - elbrysobrony (05/15/2014) [-]
Being on medications isn't anything to be ashamed of, imo. It's like people with prosthetics or something. You just need a bit of help to do things that others can do. If you're doing stuff you really have no motivation to do, set a loud timer for yourself for, say, 20 minutes, and go hardball on the games. Then when the timer beeps, reset the timer for the same amount of time and work until the timer beeps again. Not gonna lie, the fact that we only have one TV and I have to share the video games with my little brother do help the integrity factor, but still.

Again, this is just **** that I think and do. It might not be the greatest idea in the world, but it's something.

Where are you going to college, by the way?
#721 to #720 - romneykun (05/15/2014) [-]
Some technical school in Florida, Sarasota. I still need SAT scores and I still need to apply. I'm afraid to take more SAT's, the test is easy, it's just sitting down for that many hours is incredibly difficult.   
Idk how I did it back in 10th grade, it was just a feeling and I went with it.    
I want to do steel quality inspection or welding inspection, and eventually into business management to have my own repair business one day.
Some technical school in Florida, Sarasota. I still need SAT scores and I still need to apply. I'm afraid to take more SAT's, the test is easy, it's just sitting down for that many hours is incredibly difficult.
Idk how I did it back in 10th grade, it was just a feeling and I went with it.
I want to do steel quality inspection or welding inspection, and eventually into business management to have my own repair business one day.
User avatar #722 to #721 - elbrysobrony (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah.. Not gonna lie, I didn't like the whole "Sit down for 5 hours and take a test. No skipping ahead" thing. I heard they're modifying it, though, so if you still need to apply, I'd suggest taking it one more time. How're your scores?
User avatar #723 to #722 - romneykun (05/15/2014) [-]
I took a practice SAT back in 7th grade and scored a 1700, that was back when I was on the medication.
I took an SAT earlier this year(12thgrade) and it was a crummy 1200.
Most colleges only like you to take 3 Sats. I don't want to ruin the next two scores.
User avatar #724 to #723 - elbrysobrony (05/15/2014) [-]
I thought that you could choose which scores got sent to which colleges.
User avatar #725 to #724 - romneykun (05/15/2014) [-]
they choose the best out of the ones you take, the more you take, the less that score matters
#718 - reallynotdashie (04/16/2014) [-]
**reallynotdashie rolls 20**
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User avatar #714 to #713 - elbrysobrony (02/24/2014) [-]
Hammertime!
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User avatar #716 to #715 - elbrysobrony (02/24/2014) [-]
***** , I only said your name once. Or maybe twice.
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User avatar #706 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]
First thing: why the **** did you thinking asking tortalis (who is a 5'2 90 pound girl) how to bulk?
User avatar #707 to #706 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]
JFC english : What the **** were you thinking asking tortalis (who is a 5'2 90 pound girl) how to bulk?
User avatar #708 to #707 - elbrysobrony (02/06/2014) [-]
Iunno. Spur of the moment kinda "Hey, I should probably exercise eventually" thing and I was talking to her at the time.
User avatar #709 to #708 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]
How many push ups can you do?
User avatar #710 to #709 - elbrysobrony (02/06/2014) [-]
Around 20 at a time before I get tired. I do 'em pretty quick, though, so I have no clue how many of them are legitimate push ups.
User avatar #711 to #710 - leal (02/06/2014) [-]
Do it with proper form until you collapse.
User avatar #712 to #711 - elbrysobrony (02/06/2014) [-]
Advice taken. Thanks.
#695 - gggfrt (12/23/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what this says?
pls
User avatar #696 to #695 - elbrysobrony (12/23/2013) [-]
ara ara

Some kinda onomatopoeia. According to what I've seen, it loosly translates to "Oh, my." or something similar.
User avatar #697 to #696 - gggfrt (12/23/2013) [-]
OF ******* COURSE
User avatar #698 to #697 - elbrysobrony (12/23/2013) [-]
I-I haven't even played Katawa Shoujo. I don't know this character. Explain as to why it would be obvious.
#699 to #698 - gggfrt (12/23/2013) [-]
It's the phrase the fandom stuck on her
User avatar #700 to #699 - elbrysobrony (12/23/2013) [-]
And now you know.
User avatar #701 to #700 - gggfrt (12/23/2013) [-]
I read the hiragana wrong, though
User avatar #703 to #701 - elbrysobrony (12/23/2013) [-]
You read the ら as う?
User avatar #704 to #703 - gggfrt (12/23/2013) [-]
I read it ochi ochi
User avatar #705 to #704 - elbrysobrony (12/23/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, O and A look real similar.
User avatar #686 - professormeatwad (11/25/2013) [-]
You speak jim jam right?
User avatar #687 to #686 - elbrysobrony (11/25/2013) [-]
I've been taking it for 4 years. By no means am I perfectly fluent at it, but I consider myself pretty good.
User avatar #688 to #687 - professormeatwad (11/25/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Translate please

If there's admin/pass both are kazumi
User avatar #689 to #688 - elbrysobrony (11/25/2013) [-]
Hmm...

"Uo, Yabekkore (Bekkore is katakana, is that a name or something?) yabessu kore Maji de uouuooo"

Or something like that. I can read the stuff fine, but I have no ******* clue what any of this means. If I could have some context, that would probably make thins a hell of a lot easier.
User avatar #690 to #689 - professormeatwad (11/25/2013) [-]
;~; tfw no context

damn, oh well, thankyou
User avatar #691 to #690 - elbrysobrony (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... *commits sudoku*
User avatar #692 to #691 - professormeatwad (11/25/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
sudoku
wat
User avatar #693 to #692 - elbrysobrony (11/25/2013) [-]
The term is sepukku, but the joke is you just find some other Japanese word that starts with s and ends in u.

*continues committing subaru*
User avatar #684 to #683 - elbrysobrony (11/22/2013) [-]
YOU DONE IT!
User avatar #682 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
#676 - crummish (11/08/2013) [-]
Heeeey.
User avatar #677 to #676 - elbrysobrony (11/08/2013) [-]
Hey Crum. 'sup?
#678 to #677 - crummish (11/08/2013) [-]
Not much. Just got home. Very excited for this three-day weekend.
How are you?
User avatar #679 to #678 - elbrysobrony (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm... Umm... Well, I've been better, to say the least.
#680 to #679 - crummish (11/10/2013) [-]
What's bothering you?
User avatar #681 to #680 - elbrysobrony (11/10/2013) [-]
Just coming to grips with my ever-distancing grasp on reality. And how I might actually wind up in jail or a psych ward before I hit 25.
User avatar #652 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Oi! I haven't seen you around in a while!
PLS DON'T BE DEAD
User avatar #653 to #652 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
DID YOU NOT JUST READ THE COMMENT MIMI POSTED LIKE A SINGLE POST DOWN?

GAWSH, MISS UMAKO. I'm glad you remembered me, though.
#675 to #653 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Please come back I miss you so much I don't want to be alone
User avatar #674 to #653 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
I love you so much...
I don't want to call you desciple.

That's how you actually spell it.
User avatar #654 to #653 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh sorry, I'll leave you alone forever.
User avatar #655 to #654 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
N-no... Please, don't... I've already had one friend leave me... I don't need another...
User avatar #656 to #655 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Am I worth it?
User avatar #657 to #656 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
All of the people I consider my friends are worth it.
User avatar #658 to #657 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Did I have a name for you?
I can't remember. I'm really sorry if I did and I just forgot.
User avatar #659 to #658 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
... I dun remember. *shrugs* Anything is fine, really.
User avatar #660 to #659 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Anything?~
User avatar #661 to #660 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
I know I'm gonna regret this in the mornin' Yes, anything is fine.
User avatar #662 to #661 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Slave.
User avatar #664 to #663 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
You don't like it?
User avatar #665 to #664 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
N-no, it's not that... It's just... I kinda wanted something a bit less... Cookie-cutter, you know?
User avatar #666 to #665 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means.
User avatar #667 to #666 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
Like, I'm pretty sure you call lots of people slave. You're the only person I call Miss Umako. That's less cookie-cutter.
User avatar #668 to #667 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
Desciple.
User avatar #670 to #668 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
... Meh, close enough.
User avatar #669 to #668 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
I misspelled it damn it I suck
User avatar #671 to #669 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
*pats you on head* You're fine, Miss Umako.
User avatar #672 to #671 - poniko (11/01/2013) [-]
It's not fine... I'm the worst.
User avatar #673 to #672 - elbrysobrony (11/01/2013) [-]
C'mon, none of that stinkin' thinkin'.

Because no matter how horrible of a person you are, you can't be any worse than Amy Bouzaglo. Holy **** , a reference to something that happened a few months ago then died down and almost no one remembers it
User avatar #647 - mimithedragonborn (10/28/2013) [-]
Oi! I haven't seen you around in a while!
PLS DON'T BE DEAD
User avatar #648 to #647 - elbrysobrony (10/30/2013) [-]
Gosh golly! Someone noticed I was away for a while!

I just was glued to a Pokémon Y Blind Nuzlocke. (I beat it with only 1 death. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE CHAMPION HAD A MEGA GARDEVOIR? )
User avatar #649 to #648 - mimithedragonborn (10/30/2013) [-]
Ya d00d
A couple of times I considered going to the Thread and going WHERE DID HE GOOOO
But is k because you're not dead.

User avatar #650 to #649 - elbrysobrony (10/30/2013) [-]
Soooorrryyy D:

All things aside, I'm honestly really glad you remembered me. *hugs*
#651 to #650 - mimithedragonborn (10/31/2013) [-]
**mimithedragonborn gives super internet hug**   
   
Mhmm! :3
**mimithedragonborn gives super internet hug**

Mhmm! :3
User avatar #644 to #643 - elbrysobrony (10/14/2013) [-]
Iunno. He's a friend. He means well. I'm 99% sure he's just joking.
User avatar #645 to #644 - elmarcocfc (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure. Still though...
User avatar #646 to #645 - elbrysobrony (10/14/2013) [-]
Is cool. I'm used to it. *broken smile*
User avatar #641 - garymotherfinoak (10/13/2013) [-]
gravity was good
User avatar #642 to #641 - elbrysobrony (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay then. I'll give it a looksie maybe.
User avatar #624 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #625 to #624 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
Heyo. How you be?
User avatar #626 to #625 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm fine...
User avatar #627 to #626 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
That's good.
User avatar #628 to #627 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
IT is...?
User avatar #629 to #628 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
Of course. You're not doing bad, right? And if something's not bad, it has to be good.
User avatar #630 to #629 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Help me...
User avatar #632 to #631 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Could you do something with me...?
Anything... please...
User avatar #633 to #632 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
Something... Like what?
User avatar #634 to #633 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
I am not good with decisions...
User avatar #635 to #634 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
Well... I think we can rule out an irl meet up (considering we are separated by at least 2000 miles of ocean, and a couple hundred more miles of land), and (right at this moment, at least) I can't play video games or have a video chat... So I dunno...
User avatar #636 to #635 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
You are silly...
User avatar #637 to #636 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
I am indeed... I think.
User avatar #638 to #637 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
What are you doing...?
User avatar #639 to #638 - elbrysobrony (10/08/2013) [-]
Right now? Going to bed. G'night, mangi.
User avatar #640 to #639 - mangioluingi ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
But... I don't want you to go...
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