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Date Signed Up:8/12/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Content Thumbs: 128 total,  173 ,  45
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Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 165 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 166 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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#6 - When did kicking somebody in the balls become an average way t…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Facebook (1) +26
#9 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
see, i've heard it said a thousand times, and every bit of media portrays it that way as well, but i've been kicked in the balls and yeah it hurts, but.... there's a limit ya know?

In one of the Transporter movies, Jason Statham kicks a 300 pound musclebound thug in the nuts and he collapses and becomes useless? Really?
User avatar #122 - elcreepo (01/13/2013) [-]
You can loose your ability to have children. If hit hard enough you can loose a nut.

I've seen kids on the ground after being kicked hard coughing blood or just laying there crying while in the fetal position.
#123 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
i got the message. I'm either lacking sensation in my testes or do not know what it means to get hit in the nuts. Everyone else has already pointed it out.
User avatar #124 - elcreepo (01/13/2013) [-]
See a doctor.
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User avatar #119 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
wow... when i last was here this was a level conversation and nobody had any thumbs.... Alright... i guess i'm just 100% wrong according to funnyjunk
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User avatar #10 - siridontcare (01/12/2013) [-]
..... I don't think you have been kicked in the balls... there is no limit... it can always be harder and it can always hurt more. People can cough up blood if hit there hard enough
#11 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
well we all have our opinions.... but i've been kicked in the balls 4 times. Once by sister, once by cousin, twice by bullies. Unless they all managed to fuck it up....
#12 - siridontcare (01/12/2013) [-]
maybe you are broken or extremely gifted with-
#13 - waffies (01/12/2013) [-]
I doubt i am a man of such rare blessings. As much as i'd like to have some radioactive titanium-coated cojones.... i could live with being broken! Removes one great weakness of man!
#6 - And in those 14 seconds i'll been stood still frozen in fear, … 01/10/2013 on gonna get me gun +1
#325 - Don't tell them it's a joke, you're just weakening the gene pool! 01/09/2013 on Pranksters +3
#92 - WHY DO BITCHES HAVE TO BE CRAZY?! Flirts with people … 12/10/2012 on Halo 4 +3
#47 - This guy came to my highschool... it was awesome 12/04/2012 on I met this guy 0
#85 - Imagine if the owner was a man and the intruder was a woman 11/26/2012 on this cant be real +7
#1 - Well I'm going to hell, anyone want me to save them a seat?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on 4chan 0
User avatar #5 - eccleston (11/22/2012) [-]
I got my seat when I laughed at the "YMCA Jesus", but thanks anyway.
#81 - **elatedellam rolled a random image posted in comment #221 … 11/22/2012 on dating +5
#269 - You were watching it for the plot again weren't you? 11/15/2012 on I was watching anime when... +1
#3 - "Big ass, sweat pants wearing ass bitch" < That … 11/13/2012 on Sorry, It's Over (Male... +12
#11 - So she's basically like every woman ever? 11/13/2012 on Fucking Andrea +1
#4 - While dealing TONS OF DAMAGE 11/06/2012 on Teemo in the team +3
#15 - I want to watch somebody be placed in that instead of a log... 11/06/2012 on Over And Over lol 0
#3 - Picture 11/02/2012 on I don't know jesus... +50
#16 - Don't do it man! It's not worth it! 11/01/2012 on No Fap November, Day 1 0
#1 - Funniest thing I've seen all day, well done! 11/01/2012 on mfw something doesn't work... +1
#11 - The girl on the right is like 'Why can't I find a nice guy' 11/01/2012 on Rave rape +1
#6 - Everyone talking about how the hurricane didn't bother them.. … 10/31/2012 on Hurricane? -1
#31 - Picture 10/30/2012 on Hate... +15
#15 - Enlarge to read the text :) 10/29/2012 on wallpaper 0
#2 - 10/10 would play. 10/28/2012 on Paintball On a New Level 0
#15 - I know what video i'll be searching for on the 24th on Youtube… 10/28/2012 on Predictions in Fallout 3? +1
#1 - You have my thumb, good sir. 10/28/2012 on little comp 0
#4 - Come on funnyjunk to laugh at questionable things like every o… 10/27/2012 on Pokefeels +9
#6 - Picture 10/24/2012 on wut +3
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