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#45 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
|#35 - And why do you think those diseases are so rare nowadays ? It'… [+] (6 new replies)||01/13/2014 on This week in pseudoscience||+4|
#39 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
#48 - kanadetenshi (01/13/2014) [-]
If you don't vaccinate people against the diseases then the disease will return because the immune system becomes slower again.
For example measles where mostly eradicated in the netherlands but returned because in the more religious parts people refused to vaccinate their children.
#45 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
|#4 - which is often the most effective way as well [+] (24 new replies)||01/01/2014 on Russia makes a promise||+7|
#12 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
Indiscriminate killing and over-aggressive responses are usually what lead to a nation's downfall. The Soviets thought that a place called 'The Graveyard of Empires' would be an awesome place to invade. Lets look at how that turned out... Well the USSR doesn't exist anymore. The United States started a war in the middle-east, a trillions dollars later and they're not closer to ending terrorism, the wars have racked up a body count of over 300 000 and everyone just wants it to end. Only now you've pissed of the hornets nest of extremists. This attack likely would have never happened if Russia didn't go around blowing people up without a second thought.
#84 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
I get thumbed down for saying hyper aggressive responses and killing innocents is wrong? What, you think the world is better because of the Iraq war? Fuck every single one of you that support that war, you're getting your fucking countrymen sent into a sandbox to be crippled or killed and condemning innocent people to death.
#18 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
I think you're reading too many internets. When we started our crusade against terrorism, Iraq was an enemy country. Now it's been liberated, and there is significantly less terrorism there. In Afganistan, terrorists have to keep both eyes to the sky every time they go outside, because if they're doing something we don't like, we bomb the shit out of them with a missile that could blow out the candle of your fucking birthday cake, then hit you straight in the face, leaving that cake one one piece.
Through that desperation, they've gone to starting rumors about our military and how they're targeting civilians. If we weren't scaring the shit out of them, they'd be doing more than throwing rocks over the internet.
Don't you dare say our military isn't doing a good thing.
#105 - anonexplains (01/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone let your ignorant comment slide Amerifat.
>Crusade against terrorism?
>Now it's slightly less terrorism.
You ruined a country, same goes for Afghanistan.
You should read some books and use some common sense next time.
#103 - jukuku (01/04/2014) [-]
#99 - carnivora (01/02/2014) [-]
I dont think that its so harmless
#83 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"Now it's been liberated"
You're insane. Why don'y you ask the Iraqi people how they enjoyed having their freedom delivered in 2000lbs bombs. The reality is that nobody has a right to make that choice for someone else, the choice of death or 'freedom'. Iraq's infrastructure has been obliterated, the poverty rate has more than doubled since the invasions. Sure, terrorists have to worry about being bombed but so do innocent kids who have been blown up on many occasions often because of shear apathy on part of the operators and their superiors. (see 'Signature Strikes') The idea that drones strikes are precise and do not have civilian casualties is a lie. They don't know who they're targeting half the damn time.
Don't dare say the military isn't doing a good thing? Is occupying a country and getting kids lives ripped away from them a good thing? I don't blame the soldiers, I feel sorry for them, I wish they never had to endure what they've been sent into but people like you, I FUCKING HATE people like you. Pieces of shit who back wars that get Americans, Canadians, English, Scots, Australians and every other human being who has died for those fucking bullshit wars. Supporting a war where our fucking neighbors die isn't supporting the troops you stupid fuck. The pentagon has their hand so far up your ass, they're working your mouth like a sock puppet .
#66 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
Bogus statement. 'Superpowers' is plural so if you have some image of superpowers competition in your tiny overheated head you'd have to admit that either one of superpowers equals in its power value to bunch of arab guerilla either your perspective of...powering something a bit overstimated. And since when europe considered as something thrashy or outdated?
#67 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
1930-1942 going back and forth between allies and axis, 1945-1992 pawns of USA or USSR, 1992-2000s USA only, modern: China vs. US. You're nobodies. Shame really, such a great and cultured history, of many diverse nations, now you squabble over nanny state privileges and wonder why your economies fail.
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