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Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#49 - Samuel L. Jackson is just being an asshole,I mean it's the dud…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Try it -2
User avatar #50 - Bad Man (01/27/2014) [-]
Except that if you watch the scene, you'll realize he's making a joke out of an awkward situation. Jeez, get the stick out of your ass.
#78 - Well I guess the instructions in my box of Xanax are wrong. I …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +2
User avatar #130 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
anon was actually looking at the actual drug benzodiazepine and not the class of drug, as it is mostly used as, yes you got it anxiety, depression and alcohol dependancy
User avatar #151 - landa (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiazepines IS the class of drug, you retard
User avatar #154 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiapines is the class
User avatar #153 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiazepine IS the first of the drug to be created fucktard
User avatar #129 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
fact check for eklip Alprazolam /ælˈpræzəlæm/ (trade name Xanax), available under other generic names, is a short-acting anxiolytic of the benzodiazepine class of psychoactive drugs.
#61 - Well benzodiazepines are used to treat both  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +1
#63 - anonexplains (01/26/2014) [-]
No. They are not. At all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzodiazepine
User avatar #78 - eklipsbrate (01/26/2014) [-]
Well I guess the instructions in my box of Xanax are wrong. I mean wikipedia is obviously a more credible source than that.
User avatar #130 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
anon was actually looking at the actual drug benzodiazepine and not the class of drug, as it is mostly used as, yes you got it anxiety, depression and alcohol dependancy
User avatar #151 - landa (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiazepines IS the class of drug, you retard
User avatar #154 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiapines is the class
User avatar #153 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
benzodiazepine IS the first of the drug to be created fucktard
User avatar #129 - troopermk (01/26/2014) [-]
fact check for eklip Alprazolam /ælˈpræzəlæm/ (trade name Xanax), available under other generic names, is a short-acting anxiolytic of the benzodiazepine class of psychoactive drugs.
#17 - Can someone explain to me at what point in the show did they s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on supernatural feels 0
User avatar #19 - jimmdean (01/25/2014) [-]
Probably after Ruby who convinced sam to use his powers so often, while dean was intent on using the knife. Now they kill them because what ever condition they body is in when they get to them is probably worse then, or already is, death.
#29 - "We were targets of lies and conspiracies for ages" … 01/25/2014 on Serbiaball adventures +2
#54 - That must be one buff sheep 01/25/2014 on Title 0
#7 - Woah Vader was buff  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Under the Costumes +5
#18 - pridefulmatthew (01/25/2014) [-]
He won't have to use the force to get me on my knees...


I'm sorry
#39 - So hot 01/22/2014 on More Harry Potter Facts 0
#97 - Just don't feed it after midnight 01/20/2014 on 12 Animals you might not know +2
#3 - So a nympho who sends her man away all the time ? His fantasy … 01/18/2014 on Man's Poem +42
#14 - Then it should say The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) since tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on 10 Modern Swords +1
#79 - killerofcows (01/18/2014) [-]
Anduril didnt apear untill 2003 in The return of the king
Not sure what their excuse for 2014 sting is though
#15 - maetira (01/18/2014) [-]
Fair point, mate.

(Being honest here, I didn't actually pay any mind to what years the content stated, I just wanted to check out the swords.)
#76 - It looks like the giraffe and shark are connected and have a h… 01/17/2014 on Request away 0
#130 - You mean go learn Krav Maga if you want to pretend to hit peop… 01/15/2014 on Disarmed 0
#43 - You have to do life studies,anatomy mostly ,try some books by … 01/14/2014 on (untitled) -1
#42 - Comment deleted 01/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#39 - You should really work on anatomy  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #45 - rghrbogbaroy (01/14/2014) [-]
I know.
That damn pectoral and abdominal area is a bitch to get.
#41 - Sure they do,90% of the civilized world is harmed by vaccines,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on This week in pseudoscience +3
#45 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
I did get a vaccine and it fucked my immune system so I could be susceptible to other kinds of diseases. I can see that your intellect isnt a high one so I shall just ignore you and hope that maybe one day you will grow up and maybe have an IQ of above 50. Till then toodles!
#35 - And why do you think those diseases are so rare nowadays ? It'…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2014 on This week in pseudoscience +4
#39 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
You ignorant little shit, the diseases are rare now because we have cures for them and unlike in the past when people bathed once a month we have higher hygiene compared to what we used to have. It is not because of vaccine. The vaccine was useful in the past when these things were an issue, now it is outdated out placed and 90% of the time it causes more harm than good.
User avatar #84 - ParallelDuck (01/14/2014) [-]
You do understand that in most cases a vaccine is a cure right? diseases like Polio and smallpox are rare because of vaccines. However, we are all now susceptible to smallpox we have stopped vaccinating because the disease was 'eradicated'.
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User avatar #48 - kanadetenshi (01/13/2014) [-]
If you don't vaccinate people against the diseases then the disease will return because the immune system becomes slower again.

For example measles where mostly eradicated in the netherlands but returned because in the more religious parts people refused to vaccinate their children.
User avatar #41 - eklipsbrate (01/13/2014) [-]
Sure they do,90% of the civilized world is harmed by vaccines,oh how could I be so ignorant.I have seen the light now.Thank you so much for opening my eyes.

Vaccines are a preventive measure moron.Maybe you should have gotten one for retardation.
#45 - ihaveabigpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
I did get a vaccine and it fucked my immune system so I could be susceptible to other kinds of diseases. I can see that your intellect isnt a high one so I shall just ignore you and hope that maybe one day you will grow up and maybe have an IQ of above 50. Till then toodles!
#4 - which is often the most effective way as well  [+] (24 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Russia makes a promise +7
User avatar #12 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
Indiscriminate killing and over-aggressive responses are usually what lead to a nation's downfall. The Soviets thought that a place called 'The Graveyard of Empires' would be an awesome place to invade. Lets look at how that turned out... Well the USSR doesn't exist anymore. The United States started a war in the middle-east, a trillions dollars later and they're not closer to ending terrorism, the wars have racked up a body count of over 300 000 and everyone just wants it to end. Only now you've pissed of the hornets nest of extremists. This attack likely would have never happened if Russia didn't go around blowing people up without a second thought.
User avatar #84 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
I get thumbed down for saying hyper aggressive responses and killing innocents is wrong? What, you think the world is better because of the Iraq war? Fuck every single one of you that support that war, you're getting your fucking countrymen sent into a sandbox to be crippled or killed and condemning innocent people to death.
#18 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
I think you're reading too many internets. When we started our crusade against terrorism, Iraq was an enemy country. Now it's been liberated, and there is significantly less terrorism there. In Afganistan, terrorists have to keep both eyes to the sky every time they go outside, because if they're doing something we don't like, we bomb the shit out of them with a missile that could blow out the candle of your fucking birthday cake, then hit you straight in the face, leaving that cake one one piece.
Through that desperation, they've gone to starting rumors about our military and how they're targeting civilians. If we weren't scaring the shit out of them, they'd be doing more than throwing rocks over the internet.

Don't you dare say our military isn't doing a good thing.
#105 - anonexplains (01/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone let your ignorant comment slide Amerifat.
>Crusade against terrorism?
>Now it's slightly less terrorism.
Bwhaahhaha
You ruined a country, same goes for Afghanistan.

You should read some books and use some common sense next time.
User avatar #93 - carnivora (01/02/2014) [-]
iraq2013.rt.com/

I just leave this here
#96 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
This is actually very informative. I didn't know it would be quite this bad. My point stands, though. The military did it's job and left. What happened after that was up to them.
User avatar #97 - carnivora (01/02/2014) [-]
Yes but i think that the way they have done it sometimes wasnt very correct
( Use of depleted uranium in Fallujah )

Also the precision missiles you was talking about - do you mean drone missiles ?
#98 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
Depleted uranium is used because it's heavy, hard, and...is depleted. There's no radiation that comes from them, so the munitions are harmless after impact.
AGM-112 missiles.
#102 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
It's harmless. We wouldn't use ammunition that's radioactive without shielding, and we don't use shielding when carrying them around.
User avatar #86 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"When we started our crusade against terrorism, Iraq was an enemy country. Now it's been liberated"

You could count your neurons on one hand. You're so unfathomably stupid that it pisses me off.

crusade

Jesus fucking Christ. What is this? The fucking middle ages?
User avatar #83 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"Now it's been liberated"

You're insane. Why don'y you ask the Iraqi people how they enjoyed having their freedom delivered in 2000lbs bombs. The reality is that nobody has a right to make that choice for someone else, the choice of death or 'freedom'. Iraq's infrastructure has been obliterated, the poverty rate has more than doubled since the invasions. Sure, terrorists have to worry about being bombed but so do innocent kids who have been blown up on many occasions often because of shear apathy on part of the operators and their superiors. (see 'Signature Strikes') The idea that drones strikes are precise and do not have civilian casualties is a lie. They don't know who they're targeting half the damn time.

Don't dare say the military isn't doing a good thing? Is occupying a country and getting kids lives ripped away from them a good thing? I don't blame the soldiers, I feel sorry for them, I wish they never had to endure what they've been sent into but people like you, I FUCKING HATE people like you. Pieces of shit who back wars that get Americans, Canadians, English, Scots, Australians and every other human being who has died for those fucking bullshit wars. Supporting a war where our fucking neighbors die isn't supporting the troops you stupid fuck. The pentagon has their hand so far up your ass, they're working your mouth like a sock puppet .
#95 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
Look up the definition of liberation.
You'll find that overthrowing a dictator and instilling a working democratic government where they vote for their leader counts pretty well in the U.S.'s favor in that regard.
User avatar #100 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"instilling a working democratic government"

Both Afghanistan and Iraq have massively corrupt governments and they're usually heavily influenced by American interests. They're puppet states.
User avatar #63 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
You sir I like.
User avatar #31 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
US military rubbish and useless as fuck, isn't it obvious
User avatar #33 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
I've just realized that you're imlying that info shown Internet media mostly provided by scared terrorists...?
User avatar #64 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
Shhh angry Eurotrash. Your nation is just a bargaining chip for superpowers now.
User avatar #66 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
Bogus statement. 'Superpowers' is plural so if you have some image of superpowers competition in your tiny overheated head you'd have to admit that either one of superpowers equals in its power value to bunch of arab guerilla either your perspective of...powering something a bit overstimated. And since when europe considered as something thrashy or outdated?
User avatar #67 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
1930-1942 going back and forth between allies and axis, 1945-1992 pawns of USA or USSR, 1992-2000s USA only, modern: China vs. US. You're nobodies. Shame really, such a great and cultured history, of many diverse nations, now you squabble over nanny state privileges and wonder why your economies fail.
User avatar #68 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
Europian pawns of US in 2nd half of XX century? China vs US...? okaaaaay....
Economic fails? And again...compared to what exactly? Wait....don't tell me that you're from Detroit?
#20 - orangepikmin (01/02/2014) [-]
This comment just gave me patriotism.
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
True. The most fun to watch, too.
#84 - They're the spawn of satan 12/31/2013 on Pickpocket Level: Gypsy 0
#55 - Oh yeah it's not like it's a mutual decision or anything,the g… 12/29/2013 on Yes +1
#4 - Anyone heard about Dogecoins? They're getting some real value … 12/18/2013 on Mozilla Firedoge +1
#69 - I wish you the best of luck and just want you to know that I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Thanks FJ +171
User avatar #272 - schmuxy (12/18/2013) [-]
join the line
#386 - thehorrorthehorror (12/18/2013) [-]
#64 - To me it feels like the LOTR trilogy all over again as in the … 12/14/2013 on The 8 Types of Tolkien Fans 0
#121 - "size zero whore" "only supermodels, that i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on I would not mind 0
User avatar #142 - roflsaucer (12/14/2013) [-]
Wishing for a change in perspective =/= Feminism
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - alhemicar (07/09/2013) [-]
Ne znam da li si musliman, ali da ti čestitam ako jesi.

Ramazan Šerif Mubarek Olsun!
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