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Date Signed Up:9/02/2009
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#39 - You never want to fuck with a guy who just quit smoking. I sw…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 7 -3
User avatar #65 - drewwww (04/16/2010) [-]
eiber is strikingly similar to beiber..
User avatar #40 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Rofl. Yeah right...
Now, go away.
User avatar #41 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
-Sigh- Finally, the pussy blocked me.
User avatar #186 - Stabbers (04/17/2010) [-]
*gives squiggly 10 cookies*
User avatar #197 - EvilSquiggly (04/17/2010) [-]
YAAAY :D
#36 - I remember when the site was green aqnd the content was origin…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 7 -3
User avatar #37 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
stfu.
That is all.
User avatar #39 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
You never want to fuck with a guy who just quit smoking. I swear if I ever find you I'll cut open your belly, yank out your lungs and wear them as a hat while I fuck your mother.
User avatar #65 - drewwww (04/16/2010) [-]
eiber is strikingly similar to beiber..
User avatar #40 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Rofl. Yeah right...
Now, go away.
User avatar #41 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
-Sigh- Finally, the pussy blocked me.
User avatar #186 - Stabbers (04/17/2010) [-]
*gives squiggly 10 cookies*
User avatar #197 - EvilSquiggly (04/17/2010) [-]
YAAAY :D
#29 - google them and stop giving this asshat credit for work that i…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 7 -4
User avatar #30 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Im guessing your missing the point of funnyjunk.
Why the hell would we be on google all day looking at pictures?
And this is what funnyjunk DOES.
We take funny pictures, and post them.
Do you understand?
User avatar #31 - monkenmonker (04/16/2010) [-]
dumbass eiber! haha
User avatar #33 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
EvilSquiggly is pleased.
Thumbs up for EVERYONE.
Except for you, eiber
User avatar #36 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
I remember when the site was green aqnd the content was original and not just stolen off flickr. Then again, I don't get pokemon or jerk off to cartoons. You fucking wierdos just keep on doing what you're doing and you'll surely end up with a lovely job in the food service industry.
User avatar #37 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
stfu.
That is all.
User avatar #39 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
You never want to fuck with a guy who just quit smoking. I swear if I ever find you I'll cut open your belly, yank out your lungs and wear them as a hat while I fuck your mother.
User avatar #65 - drewwww (04/16/2010) [-]
eiber is strikingly similar to beiber..
User avatar #40 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Rofl. Yeah right...
Now, go away.
User avatar #41 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
-Sigh- Finally, the pussy blocked me.
User avatar #186 - Stabbers (04/17/2010) [-]
*gives squiggly 10 cookies*
User avatar #197 - EvilSquiggly (04/17/2010) [-]
YAAAY :D
User avatar #34 - monkenmonker (04/16/2010) [-]
lmao! :D
#211 - Ihavent had a cigarette in 25 hours... I'm on edge and may ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 6 -1
#312 - foekillerr (04/18/2010) [-]
makes it a lil better
#610 - Honestly, the site was better when you were posting the pics..… 04/16/2010 on Admin is lying! +2
#609 - Why would anyone EVER advertise on a website to 10 to 14 year …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Admin is lying! -3
User avatar #616 - MrWobblez (04/16/2010) [-]
Jews
User avatar #625 - LATIF (04/16/2010) [-]
What......WHERE??!?!?
User avatar #637 - PedoSaur (04/16/2010) [-]
Right here
User avatar #626 - MrWobblez (04/16/2010) [-]
right behind jew!
#27 - Godammit! Stop!  [+] (14 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 7 -6
User avatar #28 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
I actually really like these
User avatar #29 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
google them and stop giving this asshat credit for work that isn't hers.
User avatar #30 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Im guessing your missing the point of funnyjunk.
Why the hell would we be on google all day looking at pictures?
And this is what funnyjunk DOES.
We take funny pictures, and post them.
Do you understand?
User avatar #31 - monkenmonker (04/16/2010) [-]
dumbass eiber! haha
User avatar #33 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
EvilSquiggly is pleased.
Thumbs up for EVERYONE.
Except for you, eiber
User avatar #36 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
I remember when the site was green aqnd the content was original and not just stolen off flickr. Then again, I don't get pokemon or jerk off to cartoons. You fucking wierdos just keep on doing what you're doing and you'll surely end up with a lovely job in the food service industry.
User avatar #37 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
stfu.
That is all.
User avatar #39 - eiber (04/16/2010) [-]
You never want to fuck with a guy who just quit smoking. I swear if I ever find you I'll cut open your belly, yank out your lungs and wear them as a hat while I fuck your mother.
User avatar #65 - drewwww (04/16/2010) [-]
eiber is strikingly similar to beiber..
User avatar #40 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
Rofl. Yeah right...
Now, go away.
User avatar #41 - EvilSquiggly (04/16/2010) [-]
-Sigh- Finally, the pussy blocked me.
User avatar #186 - Stabbers (04/17/2010) [-]
*gives squiggly 10 cookies*
User avatar #197 - EvilSquiggly (04/17/2010) [-]
YAAAY :D
User avatar #34 - monkenmonker (04/16/2010) [-]
lmao! :D
#182 - Dude.... dont encourage her. I don't think she gets sarcasm  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 6 -4
User avatar #265 - BingTheDinosaur (04/16/2010) [-]
holy shit what's up your ass?
User avatar #292 - Stabbers (04/17/2010) [-]
prolly a porcupine :D
#180 - She didnt make ANYTHING. 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 6 -1
#170 - Quoting Billy Madison fail. gtfo 04/16/2010 on Stormtroopers 6 -1
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User avatar #29 - nabi (02/22/2010) [-]
you sir, are fucking awesome :D
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User avatar #30 to #29 - eiber (02/22/2010) [-]
thank you kind sir. In return for your compliment I will give you infinite thumbs up forever.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - nabi (02/22/2010) [-]
funny how people bitch because you pwn them at mice arena, I also see anons raped you as welll...:(
took me a while to get back to master of Funny Junk :C
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User avatar #32 to #31 - eiber (02/22/2010) [-]
A lot of my content gets downrated by the mice arena haters. Its kinda epic :)
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User avatar #33 to #32 - nabi (02/22/2010) [-]
I remember these 2 noobs bitching at me for not letting them win, gosh, it's a fucking GAME made for FUN plus its on the INTERNET.
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#25 - sadgirl (11/17/2009) [-]
thank you for defending me. you are awarded 5000 cool points.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - eiber (11/18/2009) [-]
I'd do it for free :)
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#23 - ashinator (11/15/2009) [-]
hello!!!!! :D droppin bye to say hi!!!!! lol :D
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User avatar #24 to #23 - eiber (11/15/2009) [-]
yippee!!
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User avatar #21 - xxilovehimxx (10/20/2009) [-]
hey random person that idk! Lol
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User avatar #22 to #21 - eiber (10/20/2009) [-]
aloha!
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User avatar #19 - Garfieldcat (10/19/2009) [-]
Fuck You, ASSHOLE!
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User avatar #20 to #19 - eiber (10/20/2009) [-]
Your comment made me type a response. Here it is.
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User avatar #15 - dodgefate (10/18/2009) [-]
fuck you! Your a Troll
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User avatar #17 to #15 - eiber (10/19/2009) [-]
Actually no. You're a thumbs up whore.
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#11 - gnuarktopoga (10/14/2009) [-]
gay
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User avatar #18 to #11 - eiber (10/19/2009) [-]
My dog says hi
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#16 to #11 - GnuarkTopoga (10/18/2009) [-]
you are so cool. I bet you get laid alot because you are just so cool. What a pathetic fag you are
LOL :)
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User avatar #12 to #11 - eiber (10/14/2009) [-]
hay
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#10 - anonymous (10/11/2009) [-]
playy mice arena N0W
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User avatar #13 to #10 - eiber (10/14/2009) [-]
Why? I'm just gonna beat you. Actually, that's an excellent reason to play...
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#27 to #13 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
You cant beat me because you SUCK at it.
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#5 - freedomfromsmart (10/09/2009) [-]
Im sorry, that didn't come out right. What I MEANT to ask was COULD you fuck a corpse? I know you cant get up anything other than your thumb
(which is understandable. If my thumb were 7 times bigger than my penis I think my penis would be a little shy too.) I dont want you to
think this is such a simple question about physical ability but one of opportunity. Since youre never going to get laid by anything with a
pulse and are too poor to buy one of those japanese robot sex dolls. And what if its not a human corpse? But say, a fish which is known to
still have brain activity when visually stimulated? But then again, if the fish saw you naked, you might not just cause some random brain
activity but might actually
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User avatar #7 to #5 - eiber (10/09/2009) [-]
Thanks for reminding me of something I wrote!
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#3 - peternorth (10/05/2009) [-]
Dude remember at the tournament when you took advantage of me by giving my whale corpse a bath? You kept on vigorously stroking my genitals whilst pleasuring yourself to the image of my ample breasts?
And who can forget the time you made me sit on your face with my dimpled ass? So chill.
Good times at the SO, good times.
Wheat for white was talking to me too bro, everyone is talking to me, as you can see on my profile.
I really like your short stories, I think we should write a children's book about your sexual exploits of me.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - eiber (10/06/2009) [-]
I think you may be on to something! Err...ON something rather. Are you on meth or did you just drink a gallon of robotussin? Because...that was my dog and she still wakes up in the middle of the night and runs head first at full speed into my door. I think she's having nightmares and is trying to kill herself.

Now...the writing children's stories, THAT's a good idea. But we'll change the name of my dog to protect her innocence. Well...what's left of it.
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User avatar #2 - eiber (09/14/2009) [-]
You're welcome bro and thanks for the support!
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User avatar #1 - wheatorwhite (09/13/2009) [-]
It takes some real balls to fight for the freedom of a douchebag who commented on that 9/11 and still want to continue doing it. Thanks for all of your service and God Bless you all!
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User avatar #14 to #1 - eiber (10/15/2009) [-]
I'm a fan of sool stuff like racing, hot chicks, beer, sports... Try being less gay ;)
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#9 to #1 - freedomfromsmart (10/09/2009) [-]
Imma big fan of fatasses who rite short storiees
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User avatar #8 to #1 - eiber (10/09/2009) [-]
I wrote that too!! I'm glad you're a fan :)
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#6 to #1 - freedomfromsmart (10/09/2009) [-]
Gah! stupid 1000 character limit! I think if you posted a video of a dead fish laughing at your genitals (you think the fish would need
binoculars?) you might get something worthy of the main page! Just something to think about and if you do this, WE did it! I mean it's MY
fucking idea so just give me a little cred. You could even call the pic "FUNNKY 'JUNK'" GOD! That would be hilarious. OR, we could have a
brain scan of you and a bowl of jello, just to see you lose. Then show the results to the jello and get ITS reaction! I'm sure it will be
laughing, and I have NO idea what that would look like but I'm sure it would be awesome! Any ideas what to title that video? Maybe just a
graph in the- dammit! running ou
 
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