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#1780 - Would probably spark the risk of someone turning those things …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2014 on /science/ board 0
#1788 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
see, everyone says this, but...I just don't see it...I mean if a bunch of goat herders are going to go and try to steal a shuttle like in the beginning of CoD: ghosts, that's going to be extremely tough... i mean realistically, you're going to have those shuttles guarded about as tightly as a military base and you're going to have to use your own people to man them, right? and how are a bunch of goat herders or whatever going to figure out how to fly a shuttle? PLUS Once you get on to the space station, you're going to have to deal with the military guards who are probably armed with assault weapons...so...I mean...you're fucked if you try anything...
User avatar #1782 - Mortuus (05/21/2014) [-]
A weapon of that size and spec used against ground targets would be the equivalent of a meteorite striking the earth. Bad idea, but we are human.

Using such a weapon on a geothermal hot spot would be interesting, however.
#1786 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Hence why I mentioned it being fully manned. Probably by the military or whatever.
User avatar #1789 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/21/2014) [-]
Who's military? Any one nation laying claims on a weapon that large would spark a global conflict.
#1792 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
hm...Perhaps The UN? I mean I know they don't have a military, but I mean the UN has been involved in various combat situations, right?
User avatar #1790 - Mortuus (05/21/2014) [-]
A world government would be needed, but that won't happen until we actually make contact with extraterrestrial life. Pretty much every nation agreed that the UN would make decisions at that point (in regards to how we act and respond to said event).
#65 - Picture 05/21/2014 on Story behind the gif... +21
#63 - Won't say that I did it... But I did it.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Story behind the gif... +12
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#65 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/21/2014) [-]
#1771 - What is the proper way to calculate numberwang? 05/20/2014 on /science/ board +1
#1769 - Schnizel is not numberwang.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #1773 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
Ok.
#1766 - I believe you.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #1768 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
Ok.
#1769 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Schnizel is not numberwang.
User avatar #1773 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
Ok.
#1765 - I'm telling you not to disregard his lack of evidence unless y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #1778 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot

He's the one making a positive claim. I have no responsibility to disprove his points.
#94 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
#92 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
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#90 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
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#94 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#88 - No u.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
#89 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
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#86 - We shall never give up!  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
#87 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
While I admire your enthusiasm, I'm going to have to ask you to calm the hell down.

Seriously.

fuck son you crazy

calm down
#88 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
No u.
#89 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#91 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
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#84 - Yes, she's fat. Now what, m8?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
#85 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
You're still compensating.

Just calm down and put the Tengen Toppa Gurenn Lagann on the ground.
User avatar #86 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Appeared !! We shall never give up!
#87 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
While I admire your enthusiasm, I'm going to have to ask you to calm the hell down.

Seriously.

fuck son you crazy

calm down
#88 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
No u.
#89 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
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#94 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#82 - For your mother's small tits?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
User avatar #83 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
FO YO MAMAS PHAT TITTAYS
User avatar #84 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Yes, she's fat. Now what, m8?
#85 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
You're still compensating.

Just calm down and put the Tengen Toppa Gurenn Lagann on the ground.
User avatar #86 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Appeared !! We shall never give up!
#87 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
While I admire your enthusiasm, I'm going to have to ask you to calm the hell down.

Seriously.

fuck son you crazy

calm down
#88 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
No u.
#89 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#91 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
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#93 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#94 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#431 - Brilliant! 05/20/2014 on Efects of feminism #∞ 0
#64 - My dog looks at you dissapprovingly. 05/20/2014 on Spot the tourist +1
#417 - She needs to get laid. 05/20/2014 on Efects of feminism #∞ 0
#415 - Emphasis on tiny.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Efects of feminism #∞ 0
User avatar #514 - bunt (05/20/2014) [-]
Thats right haha
#59 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Spot the tourist 0
#62 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/20/2014) [-]
Omg I'm so sorry.

Sumimasen!

Fixed.

Inb4 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
#64 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
My dog looks at you dissapprovingly.
#80 - Exactly.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Brotherhood of Steel vs... 0
User avatar #81 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
Know wot? Me finks yer compensatin' fer summin!
User avatar #82 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
For your mother's small tits?
User avatar #83 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
FO YO MAMAS PHAT TITTAYS
User avatar #84 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Yes, she's fat. Now what, m8?
#85 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
You're still compensating.

Just calm down and put the Tengen Toppa Gurenn Lagann on the ground.
User avatar #86 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Appeared !! We shall never give up!
#87 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
While I admire your enthusiasm, I'm going to have to ask you to calm the hell down.

Seriously.

fuck son you crazy

calm down
#88 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
No u.
#89 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#91 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#92 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#93 - krasnogvardiech (05/20/2014) [-]
#94 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
#128 - Allrighty. 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#126 - I have a friend with both names. His father and grandfather bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #127 - directasshault (05/19/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I have no Thomas in my names

My initials are RMG,
User avatar #128 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/19/2014) [-]
Allrighty.
#1753 - Discuss and debunk. "Where's the evidence?" …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #1763 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
I've got a new kebab remover 3000.
Where is it?
Prove to me that I don't have it. Checkmate.
Present it to me to prove it.
No, you have to prove that I don't have it.
:^)
User avatar #1766 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
I believe you.
User avatar #1768 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
Ok.
#1769 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
Schnizel is not numberwang.
User avatar #1773 - schnizel (05/20/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #1759 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/20/2014) [-]
You're telling me that I can't disagree with this guy unless I manage to disprove a scientifically unfalsifiable argument? That makes no sense. The burden of proof lies on him (and you if it's your claim as well) to prove this, not on me to disprove it.
User avatar #1765 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm telling you not to disregard his lack of evidence unless you have evidence of your own. You CAN, however, argue his points, and if you come up with more compelling arguements, these will be accepted.
User avatar #1778 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot

He's the one making a positive claim. I have no responsibility to disprove his points.
#73 - Faggot. Not saying it for your sexual orientation, I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#106 - furiousmarshmellow (05/19/2014) [-]
k
#71 - Thomas?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #125 - directasshault (05/19/2014) [-]
Didn't I say my name was Richard...
User avatar #126 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/19/2014) [-]
I have a friend with both names. His father and grandfather both share his name.
User avatar #127 - directasshault (05/19/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I have no Thomas in my names

My initials are RMG,
User avatar #128 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/19/2014) [-]
Allrighty.
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#139 - atrumaliger (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - emurater (04/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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Fucking math.  How does it work.
Fucking math. How does it work.
#145 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#146 to #145 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #141 - reginleif ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
-.- So that's where the profile stats are. . Ok Stalking done. Have a nice day.
User avatar #125 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
do vil inte svora?
#126 to #125 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were Swedish
#128 to #127 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I am, but that shit was just gibberish... Except for the word "Inte"..
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
no. It means "you don't want to answer?"
User avatar #130 to #129 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
You're using the wrong letters in that case. ö and o are not the same thing, smartass.
Same for å and ä.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Det vet jag väl, det var på skoj mannen...
User avatar #132 to #131 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Aldeles för många frågar mig varför vi använder å, ä och ö. Jag blir trött på det.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Seriöst?

Har aldrig haft en sån fråga i hela mitt liv har heller inte sett någon annan klaga på att de får såna frågor 0.o
User avatar #134 to #133 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Jag känner folk från USA som är den skandinaviska versionen av "Nippon wannabe landwhale."
User avatar #135 to #134 - revengeforfreeze (03/10/2014) [-]
Vet inte riktigt vad det där är, "nippon wanna be landwhale", wannabejapan eller?
User avatar #136 to #135 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Japp. Jag kommer inte på ordet... Det är inte Otaku...
#138 to #137 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Thaaat's it!
Thaaat's it!
User avatar #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
du e snel
lengtar do itl marsh?
#120 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/10/2014) [-]
Got all my pics back
User avatar #121 to #120 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
^^
#102 to #101 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
#103 to #102 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah it has. I don't got much time till I gotta leave now but how areyou??
Yeah it has. I don't got much time till I gotta leave now but how areyou??
#104 to #103 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
So-so, you?
So-so, you?
#105 to #104 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
other than my fucked up foot, and my horrible fucking allergies (that will be fixed as soon as my meds kick in) I'm pretty good.
#106 to #105 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
That's great!
That's great!
#107 to #106 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
I gotta go now. Me and my roommates are going shopping
I gotta go now. Me and my roommates are going shopping
#108 to #107 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Okay.   
Have fun.   
Missed you ^^
Okay.
Have fun.
Missed you ^^
#109 to #108 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
Bye-bye. I'll send you a message when I get back ^^    
   
I'm sorry I've been such a shitty friend to you.
Bye-bye. I'll send you a message when I get back ^^

I'm sorry I've been such a shitty friend to you.
#110 to #109 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
No you haven't. I've been the shitty one.
No you haven't. I've been the shitty one.
#111 to #110 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
maybe we are both shitty ??
#112 to #111 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Shitty five?
Shitty five?
#113 to #112 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't have hands.... I don't high five.
#114 to #113 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Technicly same deal here, I just call it high five anyway.
#115 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
but.... bro paw.... is cooler...
User avatar #116 to #115 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I had never thought of it before, now that you mention it, yes. Yes it is.

Side note, when I get my pokémon X, I'm gonna name my Fennekin "Sparky". We cool with that?
User avatar #117 to #116 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
Yes and Fennekin is sexy <3
User avatar #95 - phantomi (05/22/2013) [-]
Good to see people still acknowledge Empire at war, Its a good game. I play empire for preference you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at my avatar once more and take a guess.
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah fair point, but I've never liked the consortiums method of attack whereas the empires overwhelm the enemy with vehicular power strategy just comes easily to me
User avatar #98 to #97 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, we prefer buying and bribing.
User avatar #93 - ryanfitzy (05/22/2013) [-]
Sent you dubs, for points. Accept Item trade plz.
User avatar #94 to #93 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #83 - finni (05/13/2013) [-]
You play SW: EAW?
User avatar #84 to #83 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Long version?
User avatar #85 to #84 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean "long version"?
User avatar #86 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Of the name.
User avatar #87 to #86 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh, Star Wars Empire at War
User avatar #88 to #87 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #89 to #88 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
I like the game, I only think it's a shame that Forces of Corruption is so unequally balanced. In the original, there was a response to anything the opposition had. If they had an AT-AT, you should take it down with those Hoth fighters, if they had a Star destroyer you could take it down with a mon calamari cruiser. In Forces of corruption, it's pretty clear who is Favorited the most
User avatar #90 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Long live Zann.

They have a star destroyer?
Buy it.

They have a Mon calamari cruiser?
Buy it.
User avatar #91 to #90 - finni (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah that's kind of why I don't like forces of Corruption. The Zann owns everyone in that game, nobody can stop them, they're too OP
User avatar #92 to #91 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
As it should be. While light and dark wage their wars, corruption spreads. It enters the wounds of war where it festers, growing larger and ever more powerful as it drains the life out of both light and dark.
User avatar #79 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
hi
I noticed your avatar.
User avatar #80 to #79 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Zann is supreme.
User avatar #81 to #80 - manymanymangoes (05/09/2013) [-]
Empire will crush them
just like the rebellio- nevermind
User avatar #82 to #81 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
We will buy ALL of your space ships with our supreme Credits accounts.
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