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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:8/18/2014
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#983 - dude i forgot to choose color, i thought u'd ask. with all…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Make OC, admin will give... 0
User avatar #984 - eiad (12/29/2013) [-]
nevermind i love it
#425 - THIS IS MY PREVIOUS 12/28/2013 on Make OC, get colored text 0
#424 - I HAVE OTHER OC ALL FRONT PAGE GIVE ME COLORED TEXT …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Make OC, get colored text 0
#820 - I already made too much damn OC, they all got frontpage, j…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Make OC, admin will give... 0
User avatar #823 - tridaak (12/28/2013) [-]
Post that here: www.funnyjunk.com/text/4621701/Make+OC+get+colored+text/
This page is for the newer posts (just look at rule #1).
#8 - Picture 12/28/2013 on The Sassiest Teapot 0
#369 - I'm 5 foot 8.5 inches and my twin brother is 6 foot 3 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... +1
#559 - that's not ms paint.. i think it's adobe illustrator.. so it d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Try it, faggot 0
User avatar #922 - smallzninja (12/14/2013) [-]
i dont have ms paint
#80 - I had those exact earbuds for 4 years and they still work … 12/09/2013 on Apple 0
#207 - I finished all the questions and it said something like "… 12/01/2013 on Want to be an FJ Mod? +1
#4 - i did too 11/30/2013 on Mod Test +4
#2 - it's a bunch of sexy pictures  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Mod Test +1
#3 - Lunchboxman (11/30/2013) [-]
he meant your penis.
User avatar #4 - eiad (11/30/2013) [-]
i did too
#84 - I didn't claim it was mien u ********** . 11/28/2013 on Girl Gamer 0
#4 - yes i am game yes i play girls game girler  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Girl Gamer +166
#68 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
Wow you seriously copied this shit as yours what a fucking faggot
User avatar #84 - eiad (11/28/2013) [-]
I didn't claim it was mien u niggerdick.
#48 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
???, 10/10 game or gtfo
#13 - jajathezombie (11/27/2013) [-]
#29 - the song is not bad.. it's the video that's disgusting 11/27/2013 on Get Wrecked +1
#87 - IT SAYS FREE BYPASS BECAUSE THEY REACH A CERTAIN WEIGHT IN W… 11/25/2013 on Unpopular Opinion Time 0
#12 - i haven't played any fallout games  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on not title 0
User avatar #14 - Darianvincent (11/25/2013) [-]
10/10 Like Elder scrolls but with guns.
User avatar #38 - hamstergeddon (11/25/2013) [-]
Normally, descriptions like this are meant ironically, but this... is awfully accurate...
#10 - bethesda? skyrim was a complete game and one of the bigges…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/25/2013 on not title +28
#32 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
Think he's talking about the Elder Scrolls online and their bullshit 2004 $15 a month bullshit...
User avatar #43 - blackcynder (11/25/2013) [-]
You'd honestly rather it be F2P? Why would they do that to their loyal fanbase?
User avatar #24 - boydaranga (11/25/2013) [-]
I think bethesda accidentally started the trend with their $5 Horse armour dlc.

at least they responded to their community
User avatar #11 - miia (11/25/2013) [-]
fallout 3
User avatar #37 - hamstergeddon (11/25/2013) [-]
Fallout: New Vegas, DLC is: 4 amazing expansions, each with its own map to explore even if everybody hates Dead Money with a passion, fucking Elijah... , and one weapon addon, GRA is, IMO, the least needed, but I bought Ultimate Edition of NV, so it came along packing.
User avatar #39 - miia (11/25/2013) [-]
havent played New Vegas but 3/5 Fallout 3 DLC's sucked cock and each of them had quest / game-killing bugs up the ass.
User avatar #40 - hamstergeddon (11/25/2013) [-]
I actually enjoyed Mothership Zeta and Operation: Anchorage a lot, The Pitt is "meh" to me because I hate the eviroment, and Point Lookout is pretty okay to me, if anything it is an extra bit for the game, Broken Steel, the only thing I didn't like was Liberty Prime getting destroyed, but otherwise was still fun to mow down throw a few more Enclave ranks.

Though I must say, if you can, try NV out, it is a bit glitchy(it IS Bethesda afterall, and if you play on PC, there are mods that fix those glitches), in particular, the view from the peaks in Zion(Honest Hearts DLC) are fucking breathtaking.
#58 - dsgbiohazard (11/25/2013) [-]
The Pitt was my favorite Fallout 3 DLC.
User avatar #15 - alucardthemagician (11/25/2013) [-]
Broken Steel wasn't imperative to the story in any way besides the fact that it showed you cleaning up the remnants of the Enclave. No one in NV talks about the wanderer fighting enclave and blowing their land boat up, they talk about project purity and thats it.
User avatar #16 - miia (11/25/2013) [-]
did you not notice the fact that you HAVE TO BUY IT AND INSTALL IT to be able to PLAY THE GAME after finishing the main quest?
User avatar #17 - alucardthemagician (11/25/2013) [-]
And? that doesn't make it essential. playing after you finish the main story is something the developers added so you could play all the DLCs if you hadn't already, not because of the story.
User avatar #12 - eiad (11/25/2013) [-]
i haven't played any fallout games
User avatar #14 - Darianvincent (11/25/2013) [-]
10/10 Like Elder scrolls but with guns.
User avatar #38 - hamstergeddon (11/25/2013) [-]
Normally, descriptions like this are meant ironically, but this... is awfully accurate...
#25 - holy **** that's scary 11/25/2013 on much scare +3
#21 - it was a unisex bathroom 11/20/2013 on Productivity in a time of need -1
#6 - after some thinking.. I don't think I want to be known as…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Productivity in a time of need +9
User avatar #182 - theflamingfire (11/20/2013) [-]
Ill make it then it will be better than being known as a no one I'm a no one
User avatar #7 - lordfluffs (11/19/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt you would become known. I mean, who invented the toilet?
But I get your point
User avatar #10 - exorbis (11/20/2013) [-]
Probably a guy named John...
User avatar #22 - leglesslegolegolas (11/20/2013) [-]
John Harington, 1596.
#11 - adumbfaggot (11/20/2013) [-]
John Harington.
User avatar #12 - exorbis (11/20/2013) [-]
Hence why sometimes the toilet is called a "John"
User avatar #16 - theincorrigibleone (11/20/2013) [-]
wrong
this is why
johns = toilet
User avatar #8 - worshippingbensho (11/19/2013) [-]
probably an asshole.
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#94 - Picture 11/19/2013 on Tiny Ghosts -1
#4 - I got the idea in a public bathroom last week.. never bothered…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Productivity in a time of need +20
#189 - noket (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #156 - mookiez (11/20/2013) [-]
It does cost alot to even patent an idea. You need to get a hold of the office and talk to someone to help you. I tried to patent an idea I had and I had to draw out schematics and blueprints, ( it was a unpatnented logic circuit I was working on) But I had made schematics myself but I lacked the blueprints for the rest. that would be about 600 then the patent will be like a grand. Plus prototypes and mass production, You need to find someone to invest in your idea, Someone who will pay for the stuff in promise he gets a cut. But you need to talk to the patent office and don't go the route I did and do it all yourself. That idea can make you a very rich person. You need to jump on it, I can't emphasize that enough.
User avatar #64 - drldrl (11/20/2013) [-]
#15 - bitchimcool (11/20/2013) [-]
thats ironic because a public bathroom is where you would least expect two genders to use the same toilet. unless its one of those funny unisex bathrooms.
User avatar #30 - FairyGodParents (11/20/2013) [-]
Guys have it worse in public bathrooms. How often do you want to take a shit and someone has pissed all over the seat.
#149 - bann (11/20/2013) [-]
bitches do the same, I don't even know how...sept there's period blood too
User avatar #132 - sanguinesolitude (11/20/2013) [-]
i just wad up toilet paper, wipe it off and sit down. Like a fucking man, you faggot licking pussy.
User avatar #21 - eiad (11/20/2013) [-]
it was a unisex bathroom
User avatar #5 - lordfluffs (11/19/2013) [-]
Yea, but what if everyone before you who's had the same idea thought "someone's surely made it already" and nobody did anything?
#6 - eiad (11/19/2013) [-]
after some thinking..
I don't think I want to be known as "guy who invented the toilet seat thingy"
fuck money, acquire nothing
User avatar #182 - theflamingfire (11/20/2013) [-]
Ill make it then it will be better than being known as a no one I'm a no one
User avatar #7 - lordfluffs (11/19/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt you would become known. I mean, who invented the toilet?
But I get your point
User avatar #10 - exorbis (11/20/2013) [-]
Probably a guy named John...
User avatar #22 - leglesslegolegolas (11/20/2013) [-]
John Harington, 1596.
#11 - adumbfaggot (11/20/2013) [-]
John Harington.
User avatar #12 - exorbis (11/20/2013) [-]
Hence why sometimes the toilet is called a "John"
User avatar #16 - theincorrigibleone (11/20/2013) [-]
wrong
this is why
johns = toilet
User avatar #8 - worshippingbensho (11/19/2013) [-]
probably an asshole.
#9 - technoshaman has deleted their comment.
#107 - that's not the point.. the point is losing GTA 5 is not the en…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on The Jews did both 0
User avatar #124 - xsap (11/16/2013) [-]
hes like 10 dude, when i was 10 i was addicted to vice city, and i can imagine myself throwing a tantrum if they took it away
#40 - Picture 11/13/2013 on Post CP +1
#38 - green thumb for you.. maybe that way you won't reach your goal…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Post CP +2
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#41 - xolotyl (11/13/2013) [-]
moar for yu
User avatar #40 - eiad (11/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #745 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
homo
User avatar #746 to #745 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
faggot ****** cunt deer
User avatar #747 to #746 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i rape moms now
User avatar #748 to #747 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #749 to #748 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i do it for the abs man
User avatar #750 to #749 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
how is that working out for ya
User avatar #751 to #750 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
shaddap
#744 - nippuhl (07/18/2013) [-]
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hahaha
me thiinking
User avatar #743 - irwincardozo (07/09/2013) [-]
homie
#728 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #282 at Keep Smiling ** whose cray?
#729 to #728 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
**eiad rolled a random image posted in comment #2583454 at Friendly ** you cray
#730 to #729 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at yo this kid's shirt is wack ** the correct answer was bitches -- your roll would have been perfect
#732 to #731 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
you know who i hate more than ******* ?
User avatar #733 to #732 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
cray bitches?
User avatar #734 to #733 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
the answer was Hobo
User avatar #735 to #734 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
that makes no sense!. he's in the catagory on *******
[soundcloud url="api.soundcloud.com/tracks/26389216" params="" width=" 100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]
User avatar #736 to #735 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
<iframe width="100%" height="166" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F26389216"></iframe>
User avatar #737 to #736 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
this soundcloud widget is ****
User avatar #738 to #737 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
the **** what that bro?
User avatar #739 to #738 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
when u reply.. next to smiles and youtube there is a soundcloud icon.. supposedly u can add songs to the comment..
obviously it does not work ><
#740 to #739 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
how come i havent noticed these things
User avatar #742 to #740 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
y u no check ur phone
User avatar #741 to #740 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
i'm just noticing them.. and they suck
#724 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Hello eiad
Hello eiad
User avatar #725 to #724 - eiad (06/30/2013) [-]
hi my ****** <3
#726 to #725 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
Seriously pisses me off the way rage faces went. I would seriously kill several people and violently molest a camel for you to start posting again.
Seriously pisses me off the way rage faces went. I would seriously kill several people and violently molest a camel for you to start posting again.
User avatar #727 to #726 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
but.. i'm posting on memecenter now
#723 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
The system is broken
User avatar #720 - irwincardozo (06/04/2013) [-]
got moni?
User avatar #721 to #720 - eiad (06/04/2013) [-]
yeap..you?
User avatar #700 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
nig
User avatar #701 to #700 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ger
User avatar #703 to #702 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ners
#705 to #703 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
you had to ruin it.. didnt you
User avatar #707 to #705 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
I like to ruin things.. whachu doin nig
User avatar #709 to #708 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
woah so fahny joke!
I'm gonna watch porn and not masturbate just for giggles and demos spawn torture.. then go to sleep
User avatar #710 to #709 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
between you and me i saw some amazing latino lesbian porn yesterday.. maybe i could help a bro??
User avatar #711 to #710 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
sure.. i'll just try not to masturbate.. i'll do this all the time to see how long i last
User avatar #704 to #703 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
i'm so sleepy.. i could just sleep.. for reals
User avatar #713 to #712 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwww.,,, they're all naked and stuff
#714 to #713 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
OMG YOU IZ CORRACT!!
#706 to #704 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
i could really use some big as booty bitches
User avatar #696 - irwincardozo (04/08/2013) [-]
how do you write "North Iraq Penis Squad" in arabic?
User avatar #697 to #696 - eiad (04/08/2013) [-]
فرقة قضيب شمال العراق
there any many words for penis.. i think this might work..
#698 to #697 - irwincardozo (04/08/2013) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwww yissss
User avatar #699 to #698 - eiad (04/08/2013) [-]
:D
User avatar #686 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
you're not supposed to be here
User avatar #687 to #686 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
lol.. but it's funny sometimes
User avatar #688 to #687 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
it's funny errytime
User avatar #689 to #688 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
u saw my new cover in MC?
btw y still have watsaspp?
User avatar #692 to #689 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
it's very pretty man... you art is so smexy <3
User avatar #693 to #692 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
why thank you <3
User avatar #694 to #693 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
you gonna make new comics soon?
User avatar #695 to #694 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
I"m working on one.. it has a lot of background art.. so it might take some time..
how bout you?
User avatar #690 to #689 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
oh yeah.. imma check it out wait
User avatar #691 to #690 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
k
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User avatar #684 to #683 - eiad (03/14/2013) [-]
I just got back into it.. I might make so more soon:)
#685 to #684 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #681 - irwincardozo (02/06/2013) [-]
you okay?
User avatar #682 to #681 - eiad (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm fine :)
how are you mate
User avatar #679 - irwincardozo (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas man
User avatar #680 to #679 - eiad (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas friend :D
hope you have fun in the holidays ;)
User avatar #665 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey man. This faggot keeps reposting your comics and tries to get away with it. I know you're tired of the ******** fj brings everyday but I can't stand faggots like this one. I know how much time you used to put in your comics.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/tennisstar
#666 to #665 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #667 to #666 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
You should delete all your posts or give some credit you ****** .
#669 to #667 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #670 to #669 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
I don't have time for your ******** . Delete all your content and **** off
#673 to #670 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #674 to #673 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Go 6 feet underground. I'm not coming there after you.
User avatar #676 to #674 - erbos (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey dude. Leave him. He's a huge faggot who loves sucking dicks for thumbs. Let's leave him alone. Let's just wait how he keeps reposting cancer and saying it's OC, until everybody on this website hate him. He will get tired some time and will leave.
User avatar #677 to #676 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Ok. Nice to see your around. I was offline for a long time and it simply rustled me when I saw the ******** he can say.
User avatar #678 to #677 - erbos (12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. I left this account and made another one where I only upload OC. I think I told which one it was, but I'm gonna send you a PM with it :)
And let's hope everyone can see the lies this faggot is saying and they thumb him down to the ban.
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User avatar #659 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
you alive?
#660 to #659 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
yes.. i'm texting my crush. this is the moment when i find out if she loves me back   
wish me luck
yes.. i'm texting my crush. this is the moment when i find out if she loves me back
wish me luck
#661 to #660 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
oh shi---


all the best bro <3
#662 to #661 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
OMG DUUUDE   
SHE SAID THAT SHE REALLY LIKES ME, THINKS I'M CUTE AND LOVES BEING AROUND ME   
YAYAYAYAYAY
OMG DUUUDE
SHE SAID THAT SHE REALLY LIKES ME, THINKS I'M CUTE AND LOVES BEING AROUND ME
YAYAYAYAYAY
#663 to #662 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
YAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAA!!!!
YAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAA!!!!
#664 to #663 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
YAYAYAYAYAYAAY
YAYAYAYAYAYAAY
User avatar #656 - garymotherfinoak (12/16/2012) [-]
it was never confirmed as a fake
User avatar #657 to #656 - eiad (12/16/2012) [-]
i just read on reddit.. it's fake..
i better get back to finishing my comic
thanks any way
User avatar #658 to #657 - garymotherfinoak (12/16/2012) [-]
alrightythen
User avatar #655 - twothreefivefive (12/10/2012) [-]
bah, I missed your comment before the content disappeared. Can you inbox me or something?
User avatar #648 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
hello my good man
User avatar #649 to #648 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
hello you sexy beast
User avatar #650 to #649 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
where the **** have you been man??
User avatar #651 to #650 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
university :(
speaking of which i have a bus i 15 minutes.. so if i don't respond that means i left :D
User avatar #652 to #651 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
but... it's....sunday D:
User avatar #653 to #652 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
jews like to do **** on sunday.. don't ask me... i just go with it
#654 to #653 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
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i thought the believed in the sabath and stuff
User avatar #645 - irwincardozo (10/29/2012) [-]
make a funny man!!
User avatar #646 to #645 - eiad (10/29/2012) [-]
alright man.. if you say so..
i'll make one this week
#647 to #646 - irwincardozo (10/29/2012) [-]
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yaay yaay yaay
User avatar #644 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
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