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#111 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Amazing curv ball 0
User avatar #216 - rockamekishiko (05/07/2014) [-]
the guy is so fucking annoying. i want to shovel HIM in the face
User avatar #130 - mrpotatofudge (05/07/2014) [-]
It was a gif request from some content on here a few hours ago
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Girl+gets+hit+with+a+shovel/omwDLbz/
#39 - pretty sure that's antman  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #41 - agentdoubleohio (05/06/2014) [-]
yeah after thinking about it I think so too now, the whole rocket raccoon in the picture threw me off
#178 - chocolate helicopter? what?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Hold no lands 0
User avatar #179 - mans (05/05/2014) [-]
#117 - nah it's red i think i just think black would fit better imo 05/03/2014 on Almost Every Spider-Man... +1
#79 - the new movie suit looks fantastic imo. they absolutely na…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Almost Every Spider-Man... +5
User avatar #89 - lurkerlarry (05/03/2014) [-]
Why would you want the logo to be black or white?
User avatar #94 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
Because it's less racist u cis scum!

Lol, jk

Tbh I think in the comics the logo was black and white, I'm not sure thought.
User avatar #117 - eiad (05/03/2014) [-]
nah it's red i think
i just think black would fit better imo
#103 - soule dude... learn to ignore some comments man 05/03/2014 on Every Damn Time 0
#18 - I llooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvveee Emma Stone … 05/03/2014 on MJ 0
#30 - like.. a week 04/30/2014 on Guess who 0
#11 - well yeah if you left yourself up with grabbing the rim  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Description 0
#12 - gisle (04/25/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImAMVqA6mug
Well he does have a 36 inch vertical leap on a 360 dunk which is tall enough to head the ball
#76 - i loved Man Of Steel  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on my first content. +1
User avatar #203 - pokemonstheshiz (04/24/2014) [-]
He didn't write that or produce it though. He's a good visual director, but he often tries to overreach with his abilities and do things for the movie that he's not good at. He wrote the screenplay for Sucker Punch, which is why the plotline is so incoherent.
#75 - this was a terrible movie.. had some great ideas and con… 04/24/2014 on my first content. 0
#51 - me as a waiter at a restaurant 04/24/2014 on title +1
#24 - ************ I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SPOIL NOTHI…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on fuck the king +1
User avatar #31 - jokerja (04/14/2014) [-]
what the fuck do you think a spoiler means?
#11 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Elepant drawing elephant +3
#168 - is Tyson ******* 12 or retarded?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret +4
User avatar #180 - cocoman (04/04/2014) [-]
retarded, braindamage...
#157 - does your character lift? is your character Korean? do… 04/04/2014 on oh shut up, akinator +4
#22 - it actually says "where to, Habib?" habib is his name 03/25/2014 on That'll be 72 virgins please 0
#146 - it's also not what I didn't write. why jump to conclusions  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Lily 0
User avatar #153 - thefates (03/15/2014) [-]
You wrote,and I quote "...because 'she didn't love me' ...". No assumptions were made on Visual's behalf. He was merely interpreting what you had written.
#22 - she didn't tell me that, she said "she is not ready for a…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Lily 0
User avatar #141 - thefates (03/15/2014) [-]
That's not what you wrote.
User avatar #146 - eiad (03/15/2014) [-]
it's also not what I didn't write.
why jump to conclusions
User avatar #153 - thefates (03/15/2014) [-]
You wrote,and I quote "...because 'she didn't love me' ...". No assumptions were made on Visual's behalf. He was merely interpreting what you had written.
User avatar #48 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (03/15/2014) [-]
He/She wasn't supposed to tell?
Of course she wants you to know the truth, but she's just too immature to tell you herself, and she let her friend say "Tell him that you weren't supposed to tell" to make it look like she didn't ordered her friend to tell you.

and that friend is just being friendly (towards her) to do as she says.
#18 - I got dumped by my gf for unknown reason. later our mutual…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Lily +32
#65 - datmine (03/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - Kairyuka (03/15/2014) [-]
Bro listen to me here
You CAN be loved! You WILL be loved. It's going to be alright man, there's always someone willing to listen to you but you gotta get back on the horse. At your own pace of course, maybe you need a break from all the romance stuff. Don't worry, there are many great people out there, and you're one of them!
User avatar #45 - pocoloco (03/15/2014) [-]
I already wrote what happened with my gf. Its the same: I loved her, she didn't love me. She didn't tell me cause she didn't want to hurt me (she knew exactly how much she meant to me). Turns out she wanted to have an open relationship. There might have been feeling at the beginning. I wanted her to be mine. Jeez. I felt even worse when our mutual friend told me that. I mean. I could have at least had sex with her. It would have only been fun for her. But I cold have at least tricked myself into thinking the sex meant something more.
#21 - Yojimbo (03/15/2014) [-]
"I don't love him but I could never tell him because I care about him so much"

That is by far one of (if not) the worst excuse I've ever heard someone give for a breakup
User avatar #28 - Visual (03/15/2014) [-]
I think the translation to that excuse is "I don't feel the same way about you anymore but I've gotten too close to you and have too much respect to hurt you like that."

It's not a illegitimate excuse, but the way girls word those reasons are so bad that it really hurts more than wording it as truthfully as possible. My ex did the same thing to me so I figured she really didn't want anything to do with me anymore but it turns out she was telling the truth because she still tries to actively talk with me as friends. But she did word it the way it happened to eiad so I avoided her for a month and she came up to me and just said "hi" with a genuinely friendly smile on her face.
User avatar #22 - eiad (03/15/2014) [-]
she didn't tell me that, she said "she is not ready for a relaionship"
a mutual friend of ours told me that but she wasn't supposed to tell me
nigga can you read?
User avatar #141 - thefates (03/15/2014) [-]
That's not what you wrote.
User avatar #146 - eiad (03/15/2014) [-]
it's also not what I didn't write.
why jump to conclusions
User avatar #153 - thefates (03/15/2014) [-]
You wrote,and I quote "...because 'she didn't love me' ...". No assumptions were made on Visual's behalf. He was merely interpreting what you had written.
User avatar #48 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (03/15/2014) [-]
He/She wasn't supposed to tell?
Of course she wants you to know the truth, but she's just too immature to tell you herself, and she let her friend say "Tell him that you weren't supposed to tell" to make it look like she didn't ordered her friend to tell you.

and that friend is just being friendly (towards her) to do as she says.
#26 - laughed out loud* 03/03/2014 on DurrBHurr +3
#794 - <3  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? +1
User avatar #807 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
#793 - Did you know... that I LOVE you? 02/26/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
#185754 - that's loui CK, the funniest comedian right now, addy! not jus… 02/23/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#185658 - shoutout for billywonka for all the green thumbs please 02/23/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
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User avatar #745 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
homo
User avatar #746 to #745 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
faggot ****** cunt deer
User avatar #747 to #746 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i rape moms now
User avatar #748 to #747 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #749 to #748 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i do it for the abs man
User avatar #750 to #749 - eiad (01/02/2014) [-]
how is that working out for ya
User avatar #751 to #750 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
shaddap
#744 - nippuhl (07/18/2013) [-]
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hahaha
me thiinking
User avatar #743 - irwincardozo (07/09/2013) [-]
homie
#728 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #282 at Keep Smiling ** whose cray?
#729 to #728 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
**eiad rolled a random image posted in comment #2583454 at Friendly ** you cray
#730 to #729 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
**irwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at yo this kid's shirt is wack ** the correct answer was bitches -- your roll would have been perfect
#732 to #731 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
you know who i hate more than ******* ?
User avatar #733 to #732 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
cray bitches?
User avatar #734 to #733 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
the answer was Hobo
User avatar #735 to #734 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
that makes no sense!. he's in the catagory on *******
[soundcloud url="api.soundcloud.com/tracks/26389216" params="" width=" 100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]
User avatar #736 to #735 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
<iframe width="100%" height="166" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F26389216"></iframe>
User avatar #737 to #736 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
this soundcloud widget is ****
User avatar #738 to #737 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
the **** what that bro?
User avatar #739 to #738 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
when u reply.. next to smiles and youtube there is a soundcloud icon.. supposedly u can add songs to the comment..
obviously it does not work ><
#740 to #739 - irwincardozo (07/02/2013) [-]
how come i havent noticed these things
User avatar #742 to #740 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
y u no check ur phone
User avatar #741 to #740 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
i'm just noticing them.. and they suck
#724 - cjsixtyseven (06/27/2013) [-]
Hello eiad
Hello eiad
User avatar #725 to #724 - eiad (06/30/2013) [-]
hi my ****** <3
#726 to #725 - cjsixtyseven (07/01/2013) [-]
Seriously pisses me off the way rage faces went. I would seriously kill several people and violently molest a camel for you to start posting again.
Seriously pisses me off the way rage faces went. I would seriously kill several people and violently molest a camel for you to start posting again.
User avatar #727 to #726 - eiad (07/02/2013) [-]
but.. i'm posting on memecenter now
#723 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
The system is broken
User avatar #720 - irwincardozo (06/04/2013) [-]
got moni?
User avatar #721 to #720 - eiad (06/04/2013) [-]
yeap..you?
User avatar #700 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
nig
User avatar #701 to #700 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ger
User avatar #703 to #702 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ners
#705 to #703 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
you had to ruin it.. didnt you
User avatar #707 to #705 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
I like to ruin things.. whachu doin nig
User avatar #709 to #708 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
woah so fahny joke!
I'm gonna watch porn and not masturbate just for giggles and demos spawn torture.. then go to sleep
User avatar #710 to #709 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
between you and me i saw some amazing latino lesbian porn yesterday.. maybe i could help a bro??
User avatar #711 to #710 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
sure.. i'll just try not to masturbate.. i'll do this all the time to see how long i last
User avatar #704 to #703 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
i'm so sleepy.. i could just sleep.. for reals
User avatar #713 to #712 - eiad (05/13/2013) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwww.,,, they're all naked and stuff
#714 to #713 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
OMG YOU IZ CORRACT!!
#706 to #704 - irwincardozo (05/13/2013) [-]
i could really use some big as booty bitches
User avatar #696 - irwincardozo (04/08/2013) [-]
how do you write "North Iraq Penis Squad" in arabic?
User avatar #697 to #696 - eiad (04/08/2013) [-]
فرقة قضيب شمال العراق
there any many words for penis.. i think this might work..
#698 to #697 - irwincardozo (04/08/2013) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwww yissss
User avatar #699 to #698 - eiad (04/08/2013) [-]
:D
User avatar #686 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
you're not supposed to be here
User avatar #687 to #686 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
lol.. but it's funny sometimes
User avatar #688 to #687 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
it's funny errytime
User avatar #689 to #688 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
u saw my new cover in MC?
btw y still have watsaspp?
User avatar #692 to #689 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
it's very pretty man... you art is so smexy <3
User avatar #693 to #692 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
why thank you <3
User avatar #694 to #693 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
you gonna make new comics soon?
User avatar #695 to #694 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
I"m working on one.. it has a lot of background art.. so it might take some time..
how bout you?
User avatar #690 to #689 - irwincardozo (04/03/2013) [-]
oh yeah.. imma check it out wait
User avatar #691 to #690 - eiad (04/03/2013) [-]
k
#683 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #684 to #683 - eiad (03/14/2013) [-]
I just got back into it.. I might make so more soon:)
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User avatar #681 - irwincardozo (02/06/2013) [-]
you okay?
User avatar #682 to #681 - eiad (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm fine :)
how are you mate
User avatar #679 - irwincardozo (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas man
User avatar #680 to #679 - eiad (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas friend :D
hope you have fun in the holidays ;)
User avatar #665 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey man. This faggot keeps reposting your comics and tries to get away with it. I know you're tired of the ******** fj brings everyday but I can't stand faggots like this one. I know how much time you used to put in your comics.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/tennisstar
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User avatar #667 to #666 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
You should delete all your posts or give some credit you ****** .
#669 to #667 - tennisstar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #670 to #669 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
I don't have time for your ******** . Delete all your content and **** off
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User avatar #674 to #673 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Go 6 feet underground. I'm not coming there after you.
User avatar #676 to #674 - erbos (12/23/2012) [-]
Hey dude. Leave him. He's a huge faggot who loves sucking dicks for thumbs. Let's leave him alone. Let's just wait how he keeps reposting cancer and saying it's OC, until everybody on this website hate him. He will get tired some time and will leave.
User avatar #677 to #676 - getott (12/23/2012) [-]
Ok. Nice to see your around. I was offline for a long time and it simply rustled me when I saw the ******** he can say.
User avatar #678 to #677 - erbos (12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. I left this account and made another one where I only upload OC. I think I told which one it was, but I'm gonna send you a PM with it :)
And let's hope everyone can see the lies this faggot is saying and they thumb him down to the ban.
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User avatar #659 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
you alive?
#660 to #659 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
yes.. i'm texting my crush. this is the moment when i find out if she loves me back   
wish me luck
yes.. i'm texting my crush. this is the moment when i find out if she loves me back
wish me luck
#661 to #660 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
oh shi---


all the best bro <3
#662 to #661 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
OMG DUUUDE   
SHE SAID THAT SHE REALLY LIKES ME, THINKS I'M CUTE AND LOVES BEING AROUND ME   
YAYAYAYAYAY
OMG DUUUDE
SHE SAID THAT SHE REALLY LIKES ME, THINKS I'M CUTE AND LOVES BEING AROUND ME
YAYAYAYAYAY
#663 to #662 - irwincardozo (12/17/2012) [-]
YAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAA!!!!
YAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAA!!!!
#664 to #663 - eiad (12/17/2012) [-]
YAYAYAYAYAYAAY
YAYAYAYAYAYAAY
User avatar #656 - garymotherfinoak (12/16/2012) [-]
it was never confirmed as a fake
User avatar #657 to #656 - eiad (12/16/2012) [-]
i just read on reddit.. it's fake..
i better get back to finishing my comic
thanks any way
User avatar #658 to #657 - garymotherfinoak (12/16/2012) [-]
alrightythen
User avatar #655 - twothreefivefive (12/10/2012) [-]
bah, I missed your comment before the content disappeared. Can you inbox me or something?
User avatar #648 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
hello my good man
User avatar #649 to #648 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
hello you sexy beast
User avatar #650 to #649 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
where the **** have you been man??
User avatar #651 to #650 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
university :(
speaking of which i have a bus i 15 minutes.. so if i don't respond that means i left :D
User avatar #652 to #651 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
but... it's....sunday D:
User avatar #653 to #652 - eiad (11/11/2012) [-]
jews like to do **** on sunday.. don't ask me... i just go with it
#654 to #653 - irwincardozo (11/11/2012) [-]
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i thought the believed in the sabath and stuff
User avatar #645 - irwincardozo (10/29/2012) [-]
make a funny man!!
User avatar #646 to #645 - eiad (10/29/2012) [-]
alright man.. if you say so..
i'll make one this week
#647 to #646 - irwincardozo (10/29/2012) [-]
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yaay yaay yaay
User avatar #644 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
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