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egosumproxi

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:6/30/2013
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1806
Highest Comment Rank:#916
Comment Thumbs: 6589 total,  7200 ,  611
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:2407
FJ Points:5288

latest user's comments

#38 - Comment deleted 14 hours ago on Sweet Jeebus!? 0
#33 - Have fun trying to eat that with your spoon... 14 hours ago on Special kind of cereal toy 0
#74 - If you're going to be that much of a slut you should have to l…  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on After Sex Selfies +1
#83 - Absolute Madman (16 hours ago) [-]
Can I have some of your salt please?
I ran out and I need it for my fries, thanks.
#84 - Absolute Madman (16 hours ago) [-]
Wow after further inspecting the comments, you're not the only one with an abundance of salt.
If you don't want to share I'll just go ask someone else.

Fuckin love fries man
#134 - Absolute Madman (13 hours ago) [-]
then fuck off m8, plenty of salt here
#80 - Well maybe they're both in the wrong, but if there had been an… 19 hours ago on Justice 0
#42 - If you ask me they came out of it pretty well. They've even an… 05/28/2015 on Tswiftler +1
#37 - Yeah well, its the Jews who have complained the longest and ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Tswiftler +2
User avatar #38 - Sethorein (05/28/2015) [-]
He who soends the momey gets to make the movie.
User avatar #42 - egosumproxi (05/28/2015) [-]
If you ask me they came out of it pretty well. They've even annexed their own territory and are out committing war crimes and attempting a genocide of their own...
#30 - All of that kind of held him back a bit in those regards... 05/28/2015 on Tswiftler 0
#27 - If it weren't for that minor thing with the Jews Hitler could …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Tswiftler +17
#44 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
Actually he probably would've been well-remembered even then, as long as he had kept it confined to Germany though admittedly his reputation would've been tarnished in hindsight once people find out about it, similar to what happened with the Soviets when they finally admitted to committing the Katyn Forest Massacre rather than the Germans as they originally claimed. What really ruined his reputation was World War II, because he happened to be the enemy. If Hitler had waited until 1942-1943, then the Soviets would've invaded Europe themselves and started the war, and it's entirely possible that France, the UK, and the US would've sided with them the US in particular as there was some VERY strong support for Naziism in the US before the attack on Pearl Harbor, which ultimately goes to show that Americans CAN set aside their political differences when given a common enemy . He could've gone down in history as a hero, and Time wouldn't have had to retract their decision to make Hitler "Man of the Year" at one point.
User avatar #36 - Sethorein (05/28/2015) [-]
Just the Jews? He wasn't very kind to Russians or Poles either...
User avatar #37 - egosumproxi (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah well, its the Jews who have complained the longest and hardest. I'm pretty sure he wasn't overly fond of gays either but I'm not still complaining about it.
User avatar #38 - Sethorein (05/28/2015) [-]
He who soends the momey gets to make the movie.
User avatar #42 - egosumproxi (05/28/2015) [-]
If you ask me they came out of it pretty well. They've even annexed their own territory and are out committing war crimes and attempting a genocide of their own...
User avatar #29 - ruebezahl (05/28/2015) [-]
Yes, that minor thing. And fascism. And the unnecessary war. If it hadn't been for that stuff, he could have become a great historical figure.
User avatar #95 - spidahridah (22 hours ago) [-]
Implying fascism is necessarily bad.
User avatar #30 - egosumproxi (05/28/2015) [-]
All of that kind of held him back a bit in those regards...
#82 - I don't mind the one in the last photo. 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#50 - More like don't want to limit their options. Any holes a goal... 05/24/2015 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #73 - egosumproxi (01/19/2015) [-]
Hopefully this will get your attention infinitereaper . I was just wondering why you have me blocked? Its been this way for a while but the only time it comes up when I go to comment on one of your posts and your name is totally unfamiliar to me...
#67 - Absolute Madman (12/18/2014) [-]
You are doing an brain blast just like great jimble notronbo
User avatar #40 - togelover (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey, hey egosumproxi...I like you no homo jk all of the homo
User avatar #68 to #40 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
I try to be a likeable guy. I'm too lazy to act on my animosity and people are less likely to suck your dick.
User avatar #71 to #68 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
*otherwise. Meant to put that at the end... I've had a busy day and I can't be expected to fix everything right away.
User avatar #38 - HailtotheKing (12/17/2014) [-]
You seem like a pretty cool guy. Not like that one guy. That one guy who I'm pretty sure is gay.
User avatar #69 to #38 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish I was pretty cool at the moment, its somewhere between 35-40 degrees Celsius at the moment, and I'm fairly sure what's wrong with that guy we think is gay is that he is trying really hard not to be...
User avatar #12 - ionahorse (12/17/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #14 to #12 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Oh hush, you'll make Kattr jealous.
User avatar #20 to #14 - ionahorse (12/17/2014) [-]
Stay awesome
User avatar #22 to #20 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Its no fun otherwise.
User avatar #11 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah no you're a ******* retard for choosing such a ****** lifestyle.
User avatar #41 to #11 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
he's more of a woman (no offense egosumproxi) than you'll ever have, and more than man than you'll ever be.
User avatar #70 to #41 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I consider myself on the butch end of the scale, but not really manly, I do have a beard. I am probably more of a woman than Kattr wants.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
you know what they say about assuming
User avatar #43 to #42 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
People like you have no gender. you're not human, you're an ******* animal, you're stuck in the stone age, there's no use hating a gay person, you'll be overpowered by more gay people. and just a word of advice, If you can't defend yourself physically, then you may want to rethink mouthing off to someone who would probably get a kick out of beating the **** out of you.
Often ignorance is best handled with ignorance, meaning to ignore those who are ignorant.
User avatar #44 to #43 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
true, i should just ignore you then lol faggot lover
User avatar #45 to #44 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
you sure love that faggot word, almost as much as your dad loves me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah lol he hates you faggots even more than me
User avatar #47 to #46 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
that's not what he told me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
im really jk though Im actually dating a guy right now.
User avatar #49 to #48 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
ah, thank you for telling me what your dad is doing.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
lol faggot
User avatar #51 to #50 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
yes, your father and i are faggots. you should come join.
User avatar #52 to #51 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah just be a faggot elsewhere retard lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter where your father and i go.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
you should probably just kill yourself
User avatar #55 to #54 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
stop, you're giving me a boner!
User avatar #56 to #55 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
retard brony faggot
User avatar #57 to #56 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm way more than that, beautiful.
User avatar #58 to #57 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah thats all you are fag
User avatar #65 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
cool! but i gotta go **** your father for the last time.
User avatar #66 to #65 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
cool! fag retard kill yourself
User avatar #63 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
thank you for the compliment
User avatar #64 to #63 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah now you can die in peace so kill yourself
User avatar #61 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm not the burning type.
User avatar #62 to #61 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah you are queer faggot lol
User avatar #59 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
nope, i'm more than you will ever be, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #60 to #59 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
god you need to burn in hell ******* queers
User avatar #13 to #11 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Its only ****** if you don't do the necessary preparations...
User avatar #37 to #13 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah lol kill yourself faggot
User avatar #15 to #13 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
******* faggot retard
User avatar #16 to #15 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't get it, is that what you're doing now? ******* a retard is pretty poor sport.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
God I can't wait to see you burn in hell for being a ******* faggot
User avatar #18 to #17 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
No way! You're going to be there too?
User avatar #19 to #18 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah, faggot retard.
User avatar #21 to #19 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
If my predictions are correct, if I put a reply here you might display knowledge of more than three words in you're next comment.
User avatar #23 to #21 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah kill yourself fag
User avatar #24 to #23 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey that's four words, I win.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah because you're a faggot and you automatically lose
User avatar #26 to #25 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Well I know you didn't write the rules, that means you must know from experience.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah it means you're a faggot that should die in a firey death lol
User avatar #28 to #27 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not the flaming kind.
User avatar #29 to #28 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah you are lol you're a flaming faggot and thats how you should die
User avatar #30 to #29 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Last I checked I only had pastels in my wardrobe, and I'm not even sure when I saw a sequin last. Hey you seem pretty far in your closet, maybe we could compare.
User avatar #31 to #30 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah just kill your faggot self
User avatar #32 to #31 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
But then we could never be together, and I couldn't do that to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
sorry i already have a boyfriend faggot
User avatar #34 to #33 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
And here's me forgetting to ask how your dad is doing, thank you for reminding me.
User avatar #39 to #34 - HailtotheKing (12/17/2014) [-]
Huh, I thought the 13th amendment made it illegal to own ****** like this.
#36 to #34 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Hmm. Had this smudge on my screen stopping me from getting the last word on this thread. Home court advantage.
User avatar #10 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
jesus, i hope all you faggot queers die soon
User avatar #9 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
seriously, why havent you killed yourself yet? you do realise youre going to hell right? ******* faggot
User avatar #8 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
how much aids does a faggot need to get before he chokes?
User avatar #7 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Can we please burn all the faggots to death? Starting with you lol
User avatar #6 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
i really hope you die you ******* faggot
User avatar #5 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #4 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
faggot
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