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egosumproxi

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:6/30/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Australia
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#40 - But bacon is delicious... 7 hours ago on Use the force, pig +2
#12 - We should strap England to its back and ride it through space.  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Spoiler alert +30
#25 - anon (12 minutes ago) [-]
im pretty sure thats just London.
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#22 - malkotay (1 hour ago) [-]
Dr. Who reference , swell with Screwdrivers and so so sorrys
#13 - I have a friend who's brother's name is Richard, he is gay as … 01/11/2016 on richard 0
#33 - I get that. I've had ************ have done the same. … 01/11/2016 on gay bar tales master of... 0
#31 - I meant assuming there was a steady exchange and the guy was j…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on gay bar tales master of... 0
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#32 - evilanakie (01/11/2016) [-]
no, you dont get it
never depend on a client
i had one i saw every week once a week
and one day he got bored of me and left
no warning
no contact
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#33 - egosumproxi (01/11/2016) [-]
I get that. I've had fuck-buddies have done the same.

I was just saying that it would be pretty neat to get paid a couple of grand a week just to sweat. I mean, I could have a steady job and still sweat.
#29 - I'd never do laundry. Live week to week with new cloths, and a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on gay bar tales master of... 0
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#30 - evilanakie (01/11/2016) [-]
never depend on a client
they come and go like the wind
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#31 - egosumproxi (01/11/2016) [-]
I meant assuming there was a steady exchange and the guy was just an ordinary pervert instead of a pedo.
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#32 - evilanakie (01/11/2016) [-]
no, you dont get it
never depend on a client
i had one i saw every week once a week
and one day he got bored of me and left
no warning
no contact
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#33 - egosumproxi (01/11/2016) [-]
I get that. I've had fuck-buddies have done the same.

I was just saying that it would be pretty neat to get paid a couple of grand a week just to sweat. I mean, I could have a steady job and still sweat.
#8 - Almost like those things wouldn't have been mass-produced... 01/11/2016 on Holy shit +1
#26 - >Traps on Tinder... 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points +24
#23 - Must be some pretty weak ass magnets. 01/10/2016 on Fetish RUINED +5
#33 - I think that's more of an issue with stupid people. You leave … 01/10/2016 on The cutest of thieves +1

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User avatar #85 - joshlol (11/03/2015) [-]
are you online?
User avatar #86 to #85 - egosumproxi (11/04/2015) [-]
Am now.
#67 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
You are doing an brain blast just like great jimble notronbo
User avatar #40 - togelover (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey, hey egosumproxi...I like you no homo jk all of the homo
User avatar #68 to #40 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
I try to be a likeable guy. I'm too lazy to act on my animosity and people are less likely to suck your dick.
User avatar #71 to #68 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
*otherwise. Meant to put that at the end... I've had a busy day and I can't be expected to fix everything right away.
User avatar #38 - HailtotheKing (12/17/2014) [-]
You seem like a pretty cool guy. Not like that one guy. That one guy who I'm pretty sure is gay.
User avatar #69 to #38 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish I was pretty cool at the moment, its somewhere between 35-40 degrees Celsius at the moment, and I'm fairly sure what's wrong with that guy we think is gay is that he is trying really hard not to be...
User avatar #12 - ionahorse (12/17/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #14 to #12 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Oh hush, you'll make Kattr jealous.
User avatar #20 to #14 - ionahorse (12/17/2014) [-]
Stay awesome
User avatar #22 to #20 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Its no fun otherwise.
User avatar #11 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah no you're a ******* retard for choosing such a ****** lifestyle.
User avatar #41 to #11 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
he's more of a woman (no offense egosumproxi) than you'll ever have, and more than man than you'll ever be.
User avatar #70 to #41 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I consider myself on the butch end of the scale, but not really manly, I do have a beard. I am probably more of a woman than Kattr wants.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
you know what they say about assuming
User avatar #43 to #42 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
People like you have no gender. you're not human, you're an ******* animal, you're stuck in the stone age, there's no use hating a gay person, you'll be overpowered by more gay people. and just a word of advice, If you can't defend yourself physically, then you may want to rethink mouthing off to someone who would probably get a kick out of beating the **** out of you.
Often ignorance is best handled with ignorance, meaning to ignore those who are ignorant.
User avatar #44 to #43 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
true, i should just ignore you then lol faggot lover
User avatar #45 to #44 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
you sure love that faggot word, almost as much as your dad loves me.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah lol he hates you faggots even more than me
User avatar #47 to #46 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
that's not what he told me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
im really jk though Im actually dating a guy right now.
User avatar #49 to #48 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
ah, thank you for telling me what your dad is doing.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
lol faggot
User avatar #51 to #50 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
yes, your father and i are faggots. you should come join.
User avatar #52 to #51 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah just be a faggot elsewhere retard lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter where your father and i go.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
you should probably just kill yourself
User avatar #55 to #54 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
stop, you're giving me a boner!
User avatar #56 to #55 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
retard brony faggot
User avatar #57 to #56 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm way more than that, beautiful.
User avatar #58 to #57 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
nah thats all you are fag
User avatar #65 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
cool! but i gotta go **** your father for the last time.
User avatar #66 to #65 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
cool! fag retard kill yourself
User avatar #63 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
thank you for the compliment
User avatar #64 to #63 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah now you can die in peace so kill yourself
User avatar #61 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm not the burning type.
User avatar #62 to #61 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah you are queer faggot lol
User avatar #59 to #58 - donttasemebro (12/18/2014) [-]
nope, i'm more than you will ever be, sweetcheeks.
User avatar #60 to #59 - kattr (12/18/2014) [-]
god you need to burn in hell ******* queers
User avatar #13 to #11 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Its only ****** if you don't do the necessary preparations...
User avatar #37 to #13 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah lol kill yourself faggot
User avatar #15 to #13 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
******* faggot retard
User avatar #16 to #15 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't get it, is that what you're doing now? ******* a retard is pretty poor sport.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
God I can't wait to see you burn in hell for being a ******* faggot
User avatar #18 to #17 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
No way! You're going to be there too?
User avatar #19 to #18 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah, faggot retard.
User avatar #21 to #19 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
If my predictions are correct, if I put a reply here you might display knowledge of more than three words in you're next comment.
User avatar #23 to #21 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah kill yourself fag
User avatar #24 to #23 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey that's four words, I win.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah because you're a faggot and you automatically lose
User avatar #26 to #25 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Well I know you didn't write the rules, that means you must know from experience.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah it means you're a faggot that should die in a firey death lol
User avatar #28 to #27 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not the flaming kind.
User avatar #29 to #28 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah you are lol you're a flaming faggot and thats how you should die
User avatar #30 to #29 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Last I checked I only had pastels in my wardrobe, and I'm not even sure when I saw a sequin last. Hey you seem pretty far in your closet, maybe we could compare.
User avatar #31 to #30 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
nah just kill your faggot self
User avatar #32 to #31 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
But then we could never be together, and I couldn't do that to you.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
sorry i already have a boyfriend faggot
User avatar #34 to #33 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
And here's me forgetting to ask how your dad is doing, thank you for reminding me.
User avatar #39 to #34 - HailtotheKing (12/17/2014) [-]
Huh, I thought the 13th amendment made it illegal to own ****** like this.
#36 to #34 - egosumproxi (12/17/2014) [-]
Hmm. Had this smudge on my screen stopping me from getting the last word on this thread. Home court advantage.
User avatar #10 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
jesus, i hope all you faggot queers die soon
User avatar #9 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
seriously, why havent you killed yourself yet? you do realise youre going to hell right? ******* faggot
User avatar #8 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
how much aids does a faggot need to get before he chokes?
User avatar #7 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
Can we please burn all the faggots to death? Starting with you lol
User avatar #6 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
i really hope you die you ******* faggot
User avatar #5 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #4 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
faggot
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