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Date Signed Up:3/27/2010
Last Login:6/14/2013
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Content Ranking:#17235
Comment Ranking:#22938
Highest Content Rank:#5634
Highest Comment Rank:#14907
Content Thumbs: 688 total,  786 ,  98
Comment Thumbs: 102 total,  308 ,  206
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 68 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 69 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 52 Comments: Sammich eater → Level 53 Comments: Sammich eater
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Content Views:18877
Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:174
FJ Points:751

latest user's comments

#102 - i would fuck him up hes supposed to be professional 07/25/2011 on Self Check -2
#194 - fail!! it wouldnt close with the dildo on it. its still funny though 07/25/2011 on fuck you comcast -2
#81 - only with the fact that shes using the motherfucking arrow keys!!! 07/24/2011 on Awesome Comp. 2 +6
#250 - male anatomy. 07/24/2011 on Babysitters 0
#100 - perfect gif for that post lmao 07/14/2011 on Pokemon Obsession Comp +1
#87 - thats great and everything but the books are based off the gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2011 on Halo Reach OC comp +3
#102 - N. Korean citizen (07/14/2011) [-]
but they cant do that in the fucking game..they cant make it so you can survive every fall or youd fall 100 stories out of the falcon and be on the streets below..and like he said itd be really frustrating. same reason you die in one knife hit in call of duty, or how in most every game you can get shot 5 times, run off and wait 10 seconds and be fine with no medical attention.
#281 - and in 2 minutes!!! 07/08/2011 on Greatest comic ever OC +7
#18 - 60 results on tineye. thumb ed down 07/05/2011 on simpsons crossover -1
#17 - and her hair..  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2011 on simpsons crossover -5
User avatar #21 - amplifythat (07/06/2011) [-]
was trying to stay away from obvious
#284 - oh, the irony!! 07/02/2011 on The Most Akward Moment Of... +10
#466 - or you can do it the old fashioned way and actually get some pussy 07/02/2011 on Challenge Accepted +5
#107 - Picture 06/24/2011 on Screw you, Nickelodeon. +2
#67 - i've read this at least 5 times on this website. its funny... … 06/24/2011 on the internet -1
#91 - why the fuck would they cast someone so much older than timmy?…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Screw you, Nickelodeon. +7
User avatar #106 - tehmudkipz (06/24/2011) [-]
"Thirteen years have gone by since Timmy Turner (Drake Bell) met his fairy godparents, Cosmo (Jason Alexander) and Wanda (Cheryl Hines), but nothing has changed for Timmy except for his physical age now being 23. He still lives at home with his parents, attends Mr. Crocker's fifth grade class, and rides a tiny children's bicycle to school. Timmy's arrested development stems from his desire to keep his fairies for as long as possible. "Da Rules" state that every child must eventually give up his or her Fairy Godparents when they become an adult, but Timmy has found a loophole around this rule by acting like a child. However, when Tootie (Daniella Monet), a dorky girl who's always had a crush on Timmy, returns to town as a beautiful and smart woman, Timmy finds himself having very adult feelings for her, and must come to a decision whether to grow up, or act like a child and keep the fairy family he has known for so long. In the meantime, Hugh J. Magnate {Steven Weber}, a larger than life oil tycoon, turns his attention to capturing Timmy’s fairies and using their power to fuel his maniacal ambition." Wickipedia had to explain this too me.
User avatar #111 - emilyhannox (06/24/2011) [-]
Aren't the fairies meant to disappear when Timmy grows up?!
#103 - N. Korean citizen (06/24/2011) [-]
hes an adult who still believes hes a child in a movie and tootie comes back uber hot and stuff so hes all like boing!!! and hes gonna loose is god parents
User avatar #101 - TopGearGirl (06/24/2011) [-]
apparently the plot is that he acts like a child to fool da rules and keep cosmo and wanda, but then tootie returns and shes hot and timmy starts having *adult feelings* so he has a choice of falling in love with tootie and growing up or staying a child.
#107 - eggzatron (06/24/2011) [-]
#63 - no. 06/24/2011 on Mommy +4
#312 - VV are all incompetent in bed and actually believe size is the… 06/01/2011 on INCHeresting. . . 0
#6 - you should've burned it in the daytime so it was visible.... 05/31/2011 on Admin on Fire +1
#134 - this is more than retarded  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2011 on Winnie the Pooh +1
User avatar #136 - Mudkip (03/19/2011) [-]
THIS IS SPARTA!
#143 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2011) [-]
No, this is Patrick.
User avatar #151 - ladymarmalade (03/20/2011) [-]
#133 - **eggzatron rolls 59** WHO STOLE MY VIBRATOR?!?!? 03/19/2011 on Winnie the Pooh 0
#125 - **eggzatron rolls 29** idk why, but every time i watch rebec… 03/19/2011 on Winnie the Pooh 0
#456 - i miss creative and funny comments on content 03/11/2011 on Puberty -1
#196 - im not a weed virgin... theres really no other way to prove it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2010 on Bacon Munchiess -2
User avatar #198 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
well since you wont provide pics than you entire argument is all hogwash so
pics or it didnt happen
#53 - why wouldnt he do it the other way around? 33 thumbs gone to waste  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2010 on Games +4
User avatar #59 - Perspectives (08/09/2010) [-]
Exactly, so it's probably not him answering his own question.
User avatar #154 - Bomard (08/10/2010) [-]
imagine him on his account writing that. instant 100 thumbs
#193 - if i was a drug virgin how would i know what an 8th was? 0_o  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2010 on Bacon Munchiess -4
User avatar #194 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
you read about it on some drug site or have stoner friends and heard it from them
#196 - eggzatron (08/09/2010) [-]
im not a weed virgin... theres really no other way to prove it to you than taking a picture of me smoking but im not going to do that. i smoke like twice-three times a week.
User avatar #198 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
well since you wont provide pics than you entire argument is all hogwash so
pics or it didnt happen
#190 - maybe you dont. i once smoked an 8th between me and one friend…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/09/2010 on Bacon Munchiess -3
User avatar #191 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
obvious drug virgin ^
#199 - CaptainPlanet (08/09/2010) [-]
Obvious queer. ^
User avatar #202 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
thank you
#204 - CaptainPlanet (08/09/2010) [-]
No problem friend. =)
User avatar #207 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
isnt there some pollution you need to be stopping?
#193 - eggzatron (08/09/2010) [-]
if i was a drug virgin how would i know what an 8th was? 0_o
User avatar #194 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
you read about it on some drug site or have stoner friends and heard it from them
#196 - eggzatron (08/09/2010) [-]
im not a weed virgin... theres really no other way to prove it to you than taking a picture of me smoking but im not going to do that. i smoke like twice-three times a week.
User avatar #198 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
well since you wont provide pics than you entire argument is all hogwash so
pics or it didnt happen
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