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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#2 - You can. They're called golden cocker retriever. This pup will…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Ball of fluff +32
#28 - moorbs (12/11/2015) [-]
Not true. That's a puppy (almost full grown) which is a cross breed between a cocker spaniel Which I've had 4 of and a Golden retriever Which my grandparents have had They definitely age. Here's one full grown, 3 years old. Literally just a cross between the two dogs.
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#17 - kibbleking (12/11/2015) [-]
For the price of severe genetic defects.
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#18 - therockofshame (12/11/2015) [-]
I've wanted one for a long time and they're actually pretty healthy.
#7 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Pomsky's.

Though I can't imagine it is a healthy breed of dog.
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#22 - xdiabolicx (12/11/2015) [-]
If you specifically want a husky puppy forever. Plenty of other pomeranian mix breeds tho. They still live for 12+ years I believe.
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#6 - muffincannibal (12/11/2015) [-]
YAY SELECTIVE INBREEDING.
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#8 - bucketofhurt (12/11/2015) [-]
I read a bit about them now, and it seems they don't have very many health issues compared to other heavily breeded dogs. That is because they're mostly a mashup of two distinct different races (not as much inbreeding)
#1 - Who ever built that engine must be proud as **** 12/10/2015 on Volvo = tank +1
#1 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/10/2015 on Hi -blushes intensely,... +15
#11 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/10/2015 on Admin 0
#6 - I admire your convictions sir. Bravo.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Admin 0
#8 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
**victorytoaster used "*roll picture*"**
**victorytoaster rolled image** I like you, take this and keep it close.
#11 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
**eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"**
**eggsontoast rolled image**And this is for you.
#4 - It is the shadow of ADMIN. go talk with him. Be with him.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Admin 0
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#5 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
you kindin right? i've already saved this to my porn folder and fapped to it twice already.
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
I admire your convictions sir. Bravo.
#8 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
**victorytoaster used "*roll picture*"**
**victorytoaster rolled image** I like you, take this and keep it close.
#11 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
**eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"**
**eggsontoast rolled image**And this is for you.
#1 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Admin 0
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#3 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
that character is not yet unlocked
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#4 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
It is the shadow of ADMIN. go talk with him. Be with him.
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#5 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
you kindin right? i've already saved this to my porn folder and fapped to it twice already.
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
I admire your convictions sir. Bravo.
#8 - victorytoaster (12/10/2015) [-]
**victorytoaster used "*roll picture*"**
**victorytoaster rolled image** I like you, take this and keep it close.
#11 - eggsontoast (12/10/2015) [-]
**eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"**
**eggsontoast rolled image**And this is for you.
#1 - You've got some tiny cats man. I approve. 12/09/2015 on Two newest members to the... +1
#8 - dude.... 12/09/2015 on close call 0
#1 - Well... This was interesting. 12/09/2015 on debate rap battle! 0
#10 - ******* NO! That made me depressed.... 12/09/2015 on Ticket Please by Joel... +8
#9 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Ticket Please by Joel... +10
#26 - xsirwafflezx (12/09/2015) [-]
Don't thumb him down guys
He didn't want to or mean to roll that
#151 - mondominiman (12/10/2015) [-]
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**mondominiman rolled image**No, on this website what you roll shows your true intentions
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#10 - eggsontoast (12/09/2015) [-]
FUCKING NO! That made me depressed....
#117 - It's cool bro. I know the feeling. BUT we on the net and peopl… 12/09/2015 on Baby boomers 0
#15 - Yeahhh. It's not a good state.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on lucky +1
#54 - dmkstarstar (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#14
Relevant to this conversation.
#56 - stonetomcat (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't know why I actually counted, but there were only 38 stars
#100 - TL;DR: Don't be a lazy **** and work honestly.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Baby boomers +3
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#112 - TheBigGummyBear (12/09/2015) [-]
Thanks fam. I tend to ramble when I talk about topics that hit close to home
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#117 - eggsontoast (12/09/2015) [-]
It's cool bro. I know the feeling. BUT we on the net and people don't read no mo.
#13 - >Missouri What did you not understand?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on lucky +21
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#14 - brobathehutt (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, not exactly the most competent state.
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#15 - eggsontoast (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeahhh. It's not a good state.
#54 - dmkstarstar (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#14
Relevant to this conversation.
#56 - stonetomcat (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't know why I actually counted, but there were only 38 stars
#2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on   +33
#5 - adhlas (12/08/2015) [-]
not on win10
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#31 - iexs (12/09/2015) [-]
It's windows 8
#15 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/08/2015 on (untitled) +2
#4 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/08/2015 on I hope this is slow enough -1
#50 - That didn't change much bud. Again Superman is modular. His we…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Winner -2
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#119 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
Right but OPM has no weaknesses. His superpower is being the strongest thing ever.
#47 - And supes killed entire multiverses. as in Multiple universes …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Winner +1
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#48 - sircool (12/08/2015) [-]
both goku and supes have been defeated prior. They have faults. A weakness. Something.

OPM is literally based around being too OP as shit. He WANTS a tough fight, but he can never find it.
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#223 - zight (12/08/2015) [-]
his argument is so funny "Supes cant lose because creator will just make him strgoner" Like one punch mans creator literally made him to be stronger than anyone, whats stopping him from making him stronger than super man? How can you even use the author changing his strengths as an argument? eggs is retarded.

Also hly shit sircool, I knew your name looked familiar, I remember way back in like 2010 or someshit you, me, and a couple other people were trying to become OC creators, needless to say we never really tried and failed horribly but long time no see.
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#50 - eggsontoast (12/08/2015) [-]
That didn't change much bud. Again Superman is modular. His weaknesses are changed or removed based on his comic at the time.
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#119 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
Right but OPM has no weaknesses. His superpower is being the strongest thing ever.
#43 - I'm with you man. Supes has no limits. Batman wins because of …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Winner +1
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#45 - sircool (12/08/2015) [-]
creator stated that if OPM punched at full strength he'd destroy half the universe. Only half because his apartment is on the other half.
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#47 - eggsontoast (12/08/2015) [-]
And supes killed entire multiverses. as in Multiple universes at a time. Whats your point? OPM isn't modular dude. Superman is as strong or as weak as the person who makes his comic/cartoon at the time. That's why he wins every fight. Get angry or whatever. Just understand that its never a fair fight with supes. He's always changing to meet the opposition. That's how it works. That's how HE works. He's a fuckin god man, and at one point WAS a god. I could give a shit less about superman don't get me wrong. But even I know that he isn't fair and that nothing should be pit up against him. He's bullshit. Now OPM and Goku? That would be a fight worth debating. I personally say Goku because that whole super sayan god thing but that's just me.
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#48 - sircool (12/08/2015) [-]
both goku and supes have been defeated prior. They have faults. A weakness. Something.

OPM is literally based around being too OP as shit. He WANTS a tough fight, but he can never find it.
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#223 - zight (12/08/2015) [-]
his argument is so funny "Supes cant lose because creator will just make him strgoner" Like one punch mans creator literally made him to be stronger than anyone, whats stopping him from making him stronger than super man? How can you even use the author changing his strengths as an argument? eggs is retarded.

Also hly shit sircool, I knew your name looked familiar, I remember way back in like 2010 or someshit you, me, and a couple other people were trying to become OC creators, needless to say we never really tried and failed horribly but long time no see.
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#50 - eggsontoast (12/08/2015) [-]
That didn't change much bud. Again Superman is modular. His weaknesses are changed or removed based on his comic at the time.
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#119 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
Right but OPM has no weaknesses. His superpower is being the strongest thing ever.
#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/08/2015 on Happens all the time +5
#16 - got it to work then?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Anyone gots a fix? 0
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#17 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/08/2015) [-]
No, still crashes.
#3 - Download a copy of windows and dual boot until someone makes a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Anyone gots a fix? +1
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#7 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/07/2015) [-]
I have DX11, I got it with Winetricks.
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#16 - eggsontoast (12/08/2015) [-]
got it to work then?
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#17 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/08/2015) [-]
No, still crashes.

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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