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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#222 - Ohhh! I want it! please and thank you! [+] (2 new replies)	12/13/2015 on 3500 RP League Giveaway	0
#224 - ohhh (12/13/2015) [-] Seems everyone wants dis dick now and days. #228 - eggsontoast (12/13/2015) [-] *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* eggsontoast rolled imageFree 3500 RP? Man, i'd blow a camel.
#1 - I demand the full story. Now! please. [+] (3 new replies)	12/12/2015 on THANKS REF	0
#2 - fatminion (12/12/2015) [-] man throws ball to other man. Referee is in the way. Man fumbles ball. It's just a high school football game, no biggie. Maybe they re-do the down or call it down by contact at the place where he fell or something. Dunno. #3 - wellimnotsure (12/13/2015) [-] The Referee is supposed to be considered part of the playing field #4 - fatminion (12/13/2015) [-] then it was a fumble!
#6 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	12/12/2015 on 3 seashells	+53
#36 - endospore (12/13/2015) [-] John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
#60 - **** ya! raggaemortis for president!	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#54 - > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Have… [+] (2 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#50 - That's your 'A' game, Estonia? Y'a bloody ******** . Li… [+] (7 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#52 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Told you not to tell me to do shit bitch ya bloody sack of bloody minced chicken fetuses ya shitting cuntbagel ya fucking shitmound ya dickshitting pissdrinker ya old shit ya fukn old gay. Why the fuck did you cross the road? Cause your dick was stuck in the fucking chicken's ass ya bloody bum ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. #74 - pissdrinker (12/12/2015) [-] Oy. Relax. #234 - reggaemortis (12/13/2015) [-] You telling me to relax only erects my penis up your ass. Go eat some dried shit for all the piss you drink, pissdrinker. #71 - tankeruber (12/12/2015) [-] 10/10 mees, hea banter #54 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days. I owe you a drink. holy shit. #59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#48 - *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* **eggsontoast rolled … [+] (9 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#49 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I fuk your toast every night. You're just a side chick. Btw don't tell me to do shit bitch #50 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] That's your 'A' game, Estonia? Y'a bloody gobshite. Licking off the bulls left testicle again eh? C'mon! Bring the heat! Bring the thunder! #52 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Told you not to tell me to do shit bitch ya bloody sack of bloody minced chicken fetuses ya shitting cuntbagel ya fucking shitmound ya dickshitting pissdrinker ya old shit ya fukn old gay. Why the fuck did you cross the road? Cause your dick was stuck in the fucking chicken's ass ya bloody bum ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. #74 - pissdrinker (12/12/2015) [-] Oy. Relax. #234 - reggaemortis (12/13/2015) [-] You telling me to relax only erects my penis up your ass. Go eat some dried shit for all the piss you drink, pissdrinker. #71 - tankeruber (12/12/2015) [-] 10/10 mees, hea banter #54 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days. I owe you a drink. holy shit. #59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#45 - And you're a 16 year old rich white girl who got the yellow me… [+] (11 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#47 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Least I'm not a chicken period on toast #48 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* eggsontoast rolled image That's awesome, and wonderfully delicious. Can't go wrong with Chicken periods and toast. C'mon you cheeky cunt. You can do better. I believe in you. #49 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I fuk your toast every night. You're just a side chick. Btw don't tell me to do shit bitch #50 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] That's your 'A' game, Estonia? Y'a bloody gobshite. Licking off the bulls left testicle again eh? C'mon! Bring the heat! Bring the thunder! #52 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Told you not to tell me to do shit bitch ya bloody sack of bloody minced chicken fetuses ya shitting cuntbagel ya fucking shitmound ya dickshitting pissdrinker ya old shit ya fukn old gay. Why the fuck did you cross the road? Cause your dick was stuck in the fucking chicken's ass ya bloody bum ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. #74 - pissdrinker (12/12/2015) [-] Oy. Relax. #234 - reggaemortis (12/13/2015) [-] You telling me to relax only erects my penis up your ass. Go eat some dried shit for all the piss you drink, pissdrinker. #71 - tankeruber (12/12/2015) [-] 10/10 mees, hea banter #54 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days. I owe you a drink. holy shit. #59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#40 - Get off it. you chessnut, wrong pizza eating faggot. I bet you… [+] (13 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#42 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I'll dip your fucking big mouth in your goddamn asshole ya fukken crusty cunt #45 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] And you're a 16 year old rich white girl who got the yellow mercedes benz instead of the pink one. What's your point? #47 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Least I'm not a chicken period on toast #48 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* eggsontoast rolled image That's awesome, and wonderfully delicious. Can't go wrong with Chicken periods and toast. C'mon you cheeky cunt. You can do better. I believe in you. #49 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I fuk your toast every night. You're just a side chick. Btw don't tell me to do shit bitch #50 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] That's your 'A' game, Estonia? Y'a bloody gobshite. Licking off the bulls left testicle again eh? C'mon! Bring the heat! Bring the thunder! #52 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Told you not to tell me to do shit bitch ya bloody sack of bloody minced chicken fetuses ya shitting cuntbagel ya fucking shitmound ya dickshitting pissdrinker ya old shit ya fukn old gay. Why the fuck did you cross the road? Cause your dick was stuck in the fucking chicken's ass ya bloody bum ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. #74 - pissdrinker (12/12/2015) [-] Oy. Relax. #234 - reggaemortis (12/13/2015) [-] You telling me to relax only erects my penis up your ass. Go eat some dried shit for all the piss you drink, pissdrinker. #71 - tankeruber (12/12/2015) [-] 10/10 mees, hea banter #54 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days. I owe you a drink. holy shit. #59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#35 - *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* **eggsontoast rolled … [+] (15 new replies)	12/12/2015 on why nobody should vote for...	0
#37 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Yes but when you eat the last bloody slice it fucking matter mate #40 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Get off it. you chessnut, wrong pizza eating faggot. I bet you don't even fold it either. Or sometimes dip it in ranch or blue cheese. #42 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I'll dip your fucking big mouth in your goddamn asshole ya fukken crusty cunt #45 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] And you're a 16 year old rich white girl who got the yellow mercedes benz instead of the pink one. What's your point? #47 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Least I'm not a chicken period on toast #48 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* eggsontoast rolled image That's awesome, and wonderfully delicious. Can't go wrong with Chicken periods and toast. C'mon you cheeky cunt. You can do better. I believe in you. #49 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] I fuk your toast every night. You're just a side chick. Btw don't tell me to do shit bitch #50 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] That's your 'A' game, Estonia? Y'a bloody gobshite. Licking off the bulls left testicle again eh? C'mon! Bring the heat! Bring the thunder! #52 - reggaemortis (12/12/2015) [-] Told you not to tell me to do shit bitch ya bloody sack of bloody minced chicken fetuses ya shitting cuntbagel ya fucking shitmound ya dickshitting pissdrinker ya old shit ya fukn old gay. Why the fuck did you cross the road? Cause your dick was stuck in the fucking chicken's ass ya bloody bum ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. #74 - pissdrinker (12/12/2015) [-] Oy. Relax. #234 - reggaemortis (12/13/2015) [-] You telling me to relax only erects my penis up your ass. Go eat some dried shit for all the piss you drink, pissdrinker. #71 - tankeruber (12/12/2015) [-] 10/10 mees, hea banter #54 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] > ya worn up cloth of fermented period piss. Haven't laughed that hard in a few days. I owe you a drink. holy shit. #59 - kevinator (12/12/2015) [-] raggaemortis for president! #60 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Fuck ya! raggaemortis for president!
#8 - Dog-snek you silly **** .	12/12/2015 on Like a dog but not	+3
#2 - *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* **eggsontoast rolled …	12/12/2015 on rip	0
#3 - Look at it dead in the eyes and let it know that i'm going to …	12/12/2015 on Sup?	0
#5 - Well, technically speaking.....	12/12/2015 on The Empire's standpoint	+52
#5 - *eggsontoast used "roll picture"* **eggsontoast rolled …	12/12/2015 on I HATE YOU JOSH!	0
#3 - #snocone2016 Praise the free cones.	12/12/2015 on Based Solo Shoots First	-1
#2 - The hell kind of cat is this? [+] (3 new replies)	12/12/2015 on Fearsome Beast xpost...	+1
#6 - helgheimftw (12/13/2015) [-] It's a woof cat #3 - anon (12/12/2015) [-] One that barks #4 - dikslapping (12/12/2015) [-]
#2 - >I'm a emperor. Woman can't be emperor. Loved that guy.	12/12/2015 on Here's Your Filthy Pronouns	+4
#42 - I guess i need to go shave my balls now. They brought it back. huh.	12/12/2015 on 23 years	0
#52 - Yeah. But it was the best I could do so suddenly.	12/12/2015 on Tan colored yoga pants!	0
#49 - >In west Philadelphia born and raised >In the sub sh… [+] (2 new replies)	12/12/2015 on Tan colored yoga pants!	+3
#51 - bleeduntildeath (12/12/2015) [-] you kind of role reversed it but I'll take it #52 - eggsontoast (12/12/2015) [-] Yeah. But it was the best I could do so suddenly.
#48 - She has almost perfect curvature. So, she's a 6/7 at least. S… [+] (3 new replies)	12/12/2015 on Tan colored yoga pants!	-6
#137 - transcendense (12/12/2015) [-] insert joke flewing above you picture #123 - relvel (12/12/2015) [-] 5=7 #63 - mullacllahdoow (12/12/2015) [-] but 5/7 is a perfect score
#1 - Give her some Jet or Psycho. She'll be fine.	12/12/2015 on O Boy	-1
#2 - That's an old ass lookin dog.	12/10/2015 on Master competiting at dog...	0
#1 - These sand ******* need to know that religion needs to … [+] (1 new reply)	12/10/2015 on What the common muslim man...	0
#2 - praemium (12/10/2015) [-] No, Christianity was modernized because of the Enlightenment, against the wishes of the then-Christian states. It is the secularists and non-believers who kept critizing and mocking Christianity to the point, where Christians themselves saw why it needed to do so. Also, I would argue that the evils of the New testament are worse than the Old Testament. Just keep mocking Islam and find the reformers and support them, and Islam will be another dull,'I am ok, you are ok' hippie religion in no time.