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eggsontoast

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#3976
Comment Ranking:#916
Highest Content Rank:#3039
Highest Comment Rank:#654
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Comment Thumbs: 7390 total,  8021 ,  631
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 47 Content: Sammich eater → Level 48 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:58565
Times Content Favorited:51 times
Total Comments Made:1216
FJ Points:5847
I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#4 - No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way. 02/10/2015 on eggsontoast's profile 0
#10 - **** . I know the feeling of that this WOman is going th… 02/10/2015 on her true self +4
#2 - How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on eggsontoast's profile 0
#3 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
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#4 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
#1202 - I like beans! 01/22/2015 on Help out newbies 0
#7 - This will do for now. But we must locate the original! Top men…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Porn is everywhere +5
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#23 - nomsoms (12/22/2014) [-]
#13 has it
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#25 - majordraco (12/22/2014) [-]
>>#13, Has it
#4 - I cant wait! 11/24/2014 on You did it... You crazy son... 0

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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