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eggsontoast

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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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Content Ranking:#3976
Comment Ranking:#916
Highest Content Rank:#3039
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#7 - Its Clothesline. No space in the middle. 12/20/2015 on Chimpanzee noises +7
#2 - Your, "opinion", is wrong. I don't disagree. J…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on weres my god dam mountain dew +1
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#3 - indalx (12/20/2015) [-]
Its an opinionion
An opinion that makes you cry
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#5 - eggsontoast (12/20/2015) [-]
Ahhhh. fair enough.
#1 - Post more duck. Because Im thinkin maybe you dont even own a duck. 12/20/2015 on My little duck +2
#3 - We can "liberate" her before hand. 12/20/2015 on We support your war of terror +12
#3 - But not everyone looks at the background of an image. So it st… 12/20/2015 on when you see it 0
#2 - BURN IT! **** ! WHY?! BURN IT!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on i fart and leave the room +1
#4 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
What... what in the name of fuck did you find... and why haven't you deleted the comment yet?
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/21/2015) [-]
Why should i? I don't give a shit.
#1 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2015 on i fart and leave the room +3
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#8 - gggeee (12/21/2015) [-]
What the fuck is this I need to know the source good Christ that is comedy gold.
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#5 - EdwardNigma (12/21/2015) [-]
This is fucking hilarious.
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#2 - eggsontoast (12/20/2015) [-]
BURN IT! FUCK! WHY?! BURN IT!
#4 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
What... what in the name of fuck did you find... and why haven't you deleted the comment yet?
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/21/2015) [-]
Why should i? I don't give a shit.
#8 - Just did that myself. >_> 12/20/2015 on Pandemonium Wizard Village... 0
#8 - Turns out Saruman was really Evil and was working with sauron. 12/20/2015 on For the Resistance +1
#1 - Aladdin is a cunt and Jafar is huge pain in the ass. So im down.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on We support your war of terror +9
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#2 - semilunarknight (12/20/2015) [-]
Jasmin tho
#11 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Probably has a bomb shelter.
#8 - chessvencent (12/21/2015) [-]
Boros pride
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#3 - eggsontoast (12/20/2015) [-]
We can "liberate" her before hand.
#5 - Fake,  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Waiting for my boyfriend +5
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#92 - womanexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Nu x2
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#8 - sedativechunk (12/20/2015) [-]
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#91 - womanexplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Nu
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#12 - miia (12/20/2015) [-]
ITS REAAL!!
#8 - you and me both brother. 12/19/2015 on Fake 0
#2 - Cloud and Bayonetta. seriously. It blind sided me so hard. I w…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Fake 0
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#6 - dndxplain (12/19/2015) [-]
I was hyped for shovel knight man.
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#8 - eggsontoast (12/19/2015) [-]
you and me both brother.
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#3 - evilkingganon (12/19/2015) [-]
Seen some play of Bayonetta and she looks op as fuck
#67 - Eh, still. No reason to attack someone for a comment that was …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on elevator pranks +1
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#68 - morphodite (12/19/2015) [-]
You too, friend
#52 - Yeah. I got kinda drunk last night. I don't know what the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on elevator pranks +1
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#64 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Ah, well I guess that's fine. All is forgiven, m8.
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#67 - eggsontoast (12/19/2015) [-]
Eh, still. No reason to attack someone for a comment that was harmless. Anyway. Have a good one brother.
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#68 - morphodite (12/19/2015) [-]
You too, friend
#28 - I said it sucked that it happened you twit, not that there wou…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2015 on elevator pranks 0
#31 - ziji (12/18/2015) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** Lmao i was with you...logical response then "hope you get shot"... wut
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#52 - eggsontoast (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah. I got kinda drunk last night. I don't know what the fuck i was thinking.
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#64 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Ah, well I guess that's fine. All is forgiven, m8.
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#67 - eggsontoast (12/19/2015) [-]
Eh, still. No reason to attack someone for a comment that was harmless. Anyway. Have a good one brother.
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#68 - morphodite (12/19/2015) [-]
You too, friend
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#29 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Well that wasn't very nice. Anyhow, I won't be pranking anyone because it's the lowest form of comedy and a pretty stupid thing to do. And no, it doesn't suck that it happened. It was entirely the prankster's fault; they kinda deserved it.
#5 - She was hot then and she's a gilf now. 12/17/2015 on Young Betty! 0
#1 - That first one. Good job. Kinda sucks for the pranker but i pr…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/17/2015 on elevator pranks +28
#24 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Fuck the prankster. They should have known there would be possible repercussions for their actions.
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#28 - eggsontoast (12/18/2015) [-]
I said it sucked that it happened you twit, not that there wouldn't be repercussions. But due to your train of thought I can only hope that the next time you prank someone. You get shot. Because. y'know. Fuck the prankster.
#31 - ziji (12/18/2015) [-]
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**ziji rolled image** Lmao i was with you...logical response then "hope you get shot"... wut
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#52 - eggsontoast (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah. I got kinda drunk last night. I don't know what the fuck i was thinking.
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#64 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Ah, well I guess that's fine. All is forgiven, m8.
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#67 - eggsontoast (12/19/2015) [-]
Eh, still. No reason to attack someone for a comment that was harmless. Anyway. Have a good one brother.
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#68 - morphodite (12/19/2015) [-]
You too, friend
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#29 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
Well that wasn't very nice. Anyhow, I won't be pranking anyone because it's the lowest form of comedy and a pretty stupid thing to do. And no, it doesn't suck that it happened. It was entirely the prankster's fault; they kinda deserved it.
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#26 - iexs (12/18/2015) [-]
When did the prankster say otherwise...?
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#27 - morphodite (12/18/2015) [-]
They didn't. I'm just saying no one should feel bad for them.
#6 - Looks like the snek will never eat again. 12/17/2015 on blackheaded python eating... 0
#4 - I did click it YOU MOTHER ****** ! I HAD HIGH H… 12/17/2015 on Star Wars +2
#22 - It* whatever. 12/17/2015 on I'm here for the job interview +2
#3 - Marrowind was the best Beth game, and they'll never ever match… 12/16/2015 on fallout four-lout 0
#25 - OK. So it exists but its not to bad. Does Hots? i guess. Does …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on HotS new hero released 0
#26 - NereidALbel (12/16/2015) [-]
Nope. That would lead to shit-talking that can't be properly recorded. Legal reasons and what not.

Also, you unlock recolor skin variations for heroes just by playing them. None of that paying $5 to be blue instead of green
#24 - good explanation. That's good info. Thanks boss. 12/16/2015 on HotS new hero released 0
#21 - OK. So it does have a real use in the game. Good to know. How …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on HotS new hero released 0
#23 - NereidALbel (12/16/2015) [-]
Pretty good mix. You'll never get away from flavor of the month players, but, you won't be seeing the same team comp over and over and over again.
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#25 - eggsontoast (12/16/2015) [-]
OK. So it exists but its not to bad. Does Hots? i guess. Does it have a voice chat?
#26 - NereidALbel (12/16/2015) [-]
Nope. That would lead to shit-talking that can't be properly recorded. Legal reasons and what not.

Also, you unlock recolor skin variations for heroes just by playing them. None of that paying $5 to be blue instead of green

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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