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eggsontoast

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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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Comment Ranking:#916
Highest Content Rank:#3039
Highest Comment Rank:#654
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Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 47 Content: Sammich eater → Level 48 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:1216
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Terrible costume 0
#17 - uleaveinpieces (12/25/2015) [-]
I guess MJ came back to watch the movie like how Vader came back as a ghost in Return of the Jedi, even getting his original look from before he was burned and everything.
#5 - **** you. The people of mars are trash. They have done … 12/25/2015 on Identifying is bad 0
#5 - Doubt it. The wiki on em' said they get their ideas from Kiss…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on BVB Fans 0
#11 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
they're ok, think modern motely crue, but instead of sex,drugs n rock n roll, it's emotions,sadness and makeup
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#7 - hemides (12/25/2015) [-]
Imagine if Kiss were from tumblr.
#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2015 on BVB Fans 0
#4 - evilkingganon (12/25/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** not a very good thing by the look of it
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#5 - eggsontoast (12/25/2015) [-]
Doubt it. The wiki on em' said they get their ideas from Kiss or some shit. so I'm thinking they're some sort of under the radar kind of band? I'll check em' out when i get off work. doubt they're any good though if they have fans like that.
#11 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
they're ok, think modern motely crue, but instead of sex,drugs n rock n roll, it's emotions,sadness and makeup
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#7 - hemides (12/25/2015) [-]
Imagine if Kiss were from tumblr.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Remember him ? They found... +3
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#2 - Congrats. But, better be safe. Take this. 12/25/2015 on It's Happening +43
#11 - Regardless. I want to see him beaten for the **** he's pulling. 12/25/2015 on We all called it +2
#10 - Why? Because they're scared of some sand ****** blowing… 12/25/2015 on We all called it +1
#4 - That was... painful to watch. 12/24/2015 on This makes me feel some... +62
#1 - What kind of **** is this?! We dont use just any won to… 12/24/2015 on Utah 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/24/2015 on This upload is the... -1
#4 - Correction. Wives. He also often cheated on them too. But tha… 12/24/2015 on Women -1
#4 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/24/2015 on Humanist = Misogynist by... -2
#5 - Fake or not. It would be funny to see him get his ass kicked.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on We all called it +14
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#10 - eggsontoast (12/25/2015) [-]
Why? Because they're scared of some sand nigger blowing them up? I'd say that its a perfect reaction.
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#6 - cactaur (12/24/2015) [-]
eh, he'll probably just hire someone to kick his ass if it means he gets more views.
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#11 - eggsontoast (12/25/2015) [-]
Regardless. I want to see him beaten for the shit he's pulling.
#28 - ******* Keven, man. 12/24/2015 on Shit that was in my... 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Mods are asleep 0
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#7 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
that's fucking right
#4 - Man. You cray cray.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mods are asleep 0
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#5 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
you have no idea
#6 - eggsontoast (12/22/2015) [-]
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#7 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
that's fucking right
#1 - **** son. You gonna get that ban hammer dropped on you.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mods are asleep 0
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#3 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
you have morbid channel and alcohol to thank for this one
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#4 - eggsontoast (12/22/2015) [-]
Man. You cray cray.
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#5 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
you have no idea
#6 - eggsontoast (12/22/2015) [-]
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#7 - thebaconfish (12/22/2015) [-]
that's fucking right
#3 - gets me every single time. 12/21/2015 on Brutal +6
#43 - AND the first one. 12/21/2015 on yale students against the... 0
#42 - Forgot to login. 12/21/2015 on yale students against the... -1
#4 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/21/2015 on Zack and Miri Make a Porno -6
#6 - Why should i? I don't give a **** . 12/21/2015 on i fart and leave the room 0
#5 - Ahhhh. fair enough. 12/20/2015 on weres my god dam mountain dew 0
#7 - Its still my favorite cereal. That. And king Vitamin. 12/20/2015 on Horrible Knockoff Breakfast... 0

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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