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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.
latest user's comments
| #3 - Taylor Davis is better. [+] (2 new replies) | 08/06/2015 on Lindsey Stirling | -1 |
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| #105 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … | 08/06/2015 on Roll for your superpower | 0 |
| #2 - I too demand some sort of explanation of this scientific curiosity. | 08/06/2015 on Abandon all hope | 0 |
| #40 - Br.. Brother?! | 08/06/2015 on GET HYPE | +45 |
| #6 - That's fine and all but why did we need to know? There are ple… | 08/06/2015 on Confession Bear bears my... | -1 |
| #1 - Test | 08/05/2015 on Test | 0 |
| #7 - No. They both suck. 40k is better plot wise. Hell I'ed love to… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/05/2015 on Not 40k, but cool as fuck | 0 |
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| #40 - Someone is sure angry this morning. I hope you have a better day. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/04/2015 on Payback | 0 |
| #6 - Thanks brother! [+] (2 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Durability Testing | +2 |
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| #3 - The anime dude. What anime is it from? [+] (8 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Durability Testing | -5 |
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mastercolossus (08/04/2015) [-] its the anime that is "in a world where dirty jokes are banned" is the title. or something like that. however it isnt just words that are banned. all porn is banned and has been deleted off of the internet. they burn any physical copies of pornography. cant draw porn because they track how your hands move and if it detects an obscene pattern you are arrested. cant even say the medical names for genitalia. sex is almost completely banned. masturbation is discouraged and if they catch you then you can get arrested. they use these things around your necks and wrists to track everything. the next step in the series is chastity belts. btw the wrist and throat things would be cool if they didnt keep you from doing what you want.  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimoneta:_A_Boring_World_Where_the_Concept_of_Dirty_Jokes_Doesn%E2%80%99t_Exist and the name il let you find your own link for watching it. the one im useing www.funimation.com/shows/shimoneta/home i can find better that i know just use the jap name for it. | ||
| #2 - 40k sucks though. The rules are garbage and codexs become … [+] (4 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Not 40k, but cool as fuck | -5 |
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sptnfouroneseven (08/04/2015) [-]  No. They both suck. 40k is better plot wise. Hell I'ed love to see a full budget movie made. The models kick ass and SOME of the video games rock. No. Just the table top sucks ass. | ||
| #1 - You! Explain! [+] (10 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Durability Testing | -5 |
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repostmachine (08/04/2015) [-]  As a result, the implications of these "lewd" gestures is offputting to many, for which reason humor is derived. TL : DR It's about the pussy, nigga! #9 -
mastercolossus (08/04/2015) [-] its the anime that is "in a world where dirty jokes are banned" is the title. or something like that. however it isnt just words that are banned. all porn is banned and has been deleted off of the internet. they burn any physical copies of pornography. cant draw porn because they track how your hands move and if it detects an obscene pattern you are arrested. cant even say the medical names for genitalia. sex is almost completely banned. masturbation is discouraged and if they catch you then you can get arrested. they use these things around your necks and wrists to track everything. the next step in the series is chastity belts. btw the wrist and throat things would be cool if they didnt keep you from doing what you want. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimoneta:_A_Boring_World_Where_the_Concept_of_Dirty_Jokes_Doesn%E2%80%99t_Exist and the name il let you find your own link for watching it. the one im useing www.funimation.com/shows/shimoneta/home i can find better that i know just use the jap name for it. | ||
| #4 - Well up until you said something about Tumblr I didn't. Becaus… | 08/04/2015 on Aberford | +4 |
| #12 - Fair enough. | 08/04/2015 on you will skip this one | 0 |
| #10 - We've got roughly 7.3 billion and we kill off 4.5 billion peop… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on you will skip this one | +1 |
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| #9 - 300 grocery tab! That's awesome! | 08/04/2015 on Which would you choose? | 0 |
| #25 - Go ahead. **** that never happened for 500. A 20 Dolla… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/04/2015 on Payback | +4 |
| Someone is sure angry this morning. I hope you have a better day. | ||
| #4 - ****** . Jeopardy! [+] (6 new replies) | 08/03/2015 on Payback | +22 |
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eggsontoast (08/04/2015) [-]  Someone is sure angry this morning. I hope you have a better day. | ||
| #2 - A 20 Dollar bill dropped in which building? [+] (9 new replies) | 08/03/2015 on Payback | +14 |
 www.ctvnews.ca/world/the-20-act-of-kindness-that-earned-dairy-queen-employee-widespread-praise-1.1462865 The coin says you lose, Batman. #25 -
eggsontoast (08/04/2015) [-] Someone is sure angry this morning. I hope you have a better day. | ||
| #11 - Slenderwoman? | 08/03/2015 on My First 3D model attempt | 0 |
| #2 - Picture | 08/03/2015 on gg report tinker | 0 |
| #349 - Mass migration then? | 08/03/2015 on California drought | 0 |
| #44 - Thats how it works! Dad jokes power his reflexes! | 08/03/2015 on Substitute father out of... | 0 |
| #1 - Thank god Cali got a flood, or they might of died off. How are… [+] (17 new replies) | 08/02/2015 on California drought | +21 |
 We have plenty here in Kentucky. If they can live here, they must be everywhere.  Turkey does play in Eurovision yeah It's odd but it's whatever It's an annual song contest and not an authority on what counts as european Turkey are trying to get accepted into the EU but seeing as Europe existed before the union, that's not really an authority either I never even heard his song tbh The Eurovision I remember most is 2006 where Lordi won and broke a record at the time #61 -
anon (08/02/2015) [-] Trust me, they aren't trying to get into EU anymore, not after the mess it is now. Ah well their loss mess or not they're not doing any better I don't think | ||
| #12 - Picture | 08/01/2015 on Make this dude into a meme! | 0 |
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evilicious (01/22/2015) [-] 
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
