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| Age: | 27 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/18/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.
latest user's comments
| #2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on some hot webm's | 0 |
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| #2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … | 01/01/2016 on When you see your best friend | 0 |
| #5 - TR-8R is the new Boba Fett. Because of his popularity they'll … | 01/01/2016 on Petition to bring back TR-8R | 0 |
| #6 - Comment deleted | 01/01/2016 on New Year, Alcohol | 0 |
| #88 - Your parents clearly didn't love you. | 12/31/2015 on Saw this brilliance on my... | 0 |
| #57 - Aye. For sure mate. But If ya ever need to talk, hit me up. I… | 12/31/2015 on Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife... | +6 |
| #51 - You're alright mate. Just letting you know that if what he say… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife... | +5 |
 At this point, I have pretty much given up on life. I'm still living just because I don't want to hurt people who care about me going an hero. But thanks for your wish. Aye. For sure mate. But If ya ever need to talk, hit me up. I'm on almost every night all night. | ||
| #47 - >but she killed herself a few days later from the mental st… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife... | +36 |
| Well it was mine to begin with. I don't know how did I miss that. You're alright mate. Just letting you know that if what he says is true then he's right there with ya. Regardless though. I hope you both have a positive new year and hopefully some epic cool shit happens to you guys. At this point, I have pretty much given up on life. I'm still living just because I don't want to hurt people who care about me going an hero. But thanks for your wish. Aye. For sure mate. But If ya ever need to talk, hit me up. I'm on almost every night all night. | ||
| #5 - Or, you could go to the pool that makes waves. | 12/31/2015 on if it looks stupid but it... | -1 |
| #6 - Ah. But the point is that it's not banned. [+] (4 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on Fair is fair | -3 |
 And let me guess: the reason why it isn't success is to be blamed on "leftist cucks". #12 -
htmm (12/31/2015) [-] I don't know, nor do I really care why it hasn't happened yet. If it does happen we will alienate a huge number of people and make the situation people are trying to fix worse. But I'm not Muslim, and no one I know is either. So I let people fuck up if they want and I'll move to Alaska or Canada or some shit if things start going south. | ||
| #7 - In my experience of dealing with dogs If you say, "come h… | 12/31/2015 on Trans people and dogs are... | 0 |
| #1 - Mad Max: Fury Road Plz! | 12/31/2015 on MOVIE TIME | 0 |
| #1 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … | 12/31/2015 on Someone Try This | 0 |
| #2 - You're going to the beach. If you don't want to deal with sand… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on if it looks stupid but it... | +9 |
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| #1 - The look of shame on the reporters face. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on First Woman Driver in Kabul | 0 |
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| #2 - And this, people, counts as cringy as **** . Holy **** . [+] (2 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on Cringe drinking | +10 |
 He could just have explained the word hirsute and not act like a fucking autist  But then he would be getting laid and not lurking around Facebook acting like a pretentious cunt. | ||
| #2 - It's aight. It's just Terminator(1984) with slightly expanded… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/28/2015 on i did not read this b4... | +13 |
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| #2 - Office space. Good movie. That, and The First $20 Million Is A… | 12/28/2015 on im looking at you ratytang | +1 |
| #6 - Man, if you're going to insult me do it right. It is a bit of … | 12/28/2015 on does anyone like erma? | 0 |
| #4 - Man. You a blue and you didn't know a new Erma is posted once … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/28/2015 on does anyone like erma? | +1 |
 listen here you little shit i skip this shitty comic crap and oc shit because 99% of the time is fucking rubbish and takes to long to read, i would rather look at a quick meme thats funny than read a 10 minute comic to find out its crap, i have been here long enough to know not to waste ya time with long assed content because in the time it takes to read one i could have seen 10 more dank memes ya feel me cunt Man, if you're going to insult me do it right. It is a bit of a required i'll admit that, and If it takes you ten minutes to read a comic then you have some seriously bad reading issues. It's a comic you slack jawed pile of ass puss gobshite. | ||
| #2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … | 12/28/2015 on Pitfalls in the Path of... | +1 |
| #1 - ill say it once and ill say it again. Shaggy is the one who s… | 12/28/2015 on Hide and Seek Champs. | +52 |
| #5 - wut? | 12/25/2015 on hey kids, want to feel... | 0 |
| #29 - Long and happy healthy life.* | 12/25/2015 on He said yes! | 0 |
| #28 - You ******* faggot. Congrats! I hope you too live… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/25/2015 on He said yes! | 0 |
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evilicious (01/22/2015) [-] 
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
