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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.
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| #10 - I suppose. But it works both ways. Everyone is ignorant in one… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/23/2015 on Our society nowadays | +1 |
| #5 - Yes. But doesn't make it less true. [+] (29 new replies) | 09/23/2015 on Our society nowadays | +127 |
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anon (09/23/2015) [-] Dear anon, your logical fallacies right now are: 1. ab hominem fallacy 2. No true scotsman's fallacy You lost. No true scotsman is saying that a member of a group doesn't represent or isn't actually part of that group because of an unrelated reason. Example: 1 - Christians don't believe in the trinity 2 - But most types of Christians do? 1 - Well yeah, but they're not really Christians. I suppose. But it works both ways. Everyone is ignorant in one way or another. Men of the cloth don't know Science but know faith. Men of Science don't know faith but knows... Science. Both however think they know the other so well. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool could learn from a wise answer #69 -
anon (09/24/2015) [-] Keep deleting your comments like the pussy you are. 2 days in a row. Probably more if I pay more attention. | ||
| #15 - At least he's using the money to further research. Or so he sa… | 09/23/2015 on How to look like a psychopath | 0 |
| #4 - How many Bells do think I can get for these guys? | 09/22/2015 on Beetle comp | +1 |
| #2 - It's on a Saturday you cunt. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/20/2015 on Halloween is on Friday the... | 0 |
| oh yeah, because haloween is totally gonna be on friday THE FUCKING 13TH | ||
| #2 - Doesn't change that IT crowd was a good show. Also the black m… | 09/19/2015 on We're going to die! | +1 |
| #6 - >armed with firearm >Peace symbol on helmet … [+] (3 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on So it has begun... | +9 |
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| #3 - You know what. Yes. Do this. Really do it. | 09/17/2015 on Disney's Best possible Evil... | 0 |
| #4 - You know what? I agree. OP Change your title. This fellow earned it. | 09/16/2015 on Sex | 0 |
| #2 - Clearly, you've never had sex. [+] (2 new replies) | 09/16/2015 on Sex | +1 |
| You know what? I agree. OP Change your title. This fellow earned it. | ||
| #3 - Comment deleted | 09/16/2015 on I need your opinion! | +2 |
| #1 - Only kids from 1887 will remember. | 09/16/2015 on only 1690s kids will rememeber | 0 |
| #3 - It's kinda sad to see this. She's a attention whore who was tr… | 09/16/2015 on Girl wants attention and... | +1 |
| #2 - Schwifty | 09/16/2015 on mmm | +2 |
| #4 - The red stands out over the dark blue on her... dress pants th… | 09/12/2015 on have mercy on me | 0 |
| #2 - I'm confused. Am I to be looking at the chair or her skin? [+] (2 new replies) | 09/12/2015 on have mercy on me | 0 |
| The red stands out over the dark blue on her... dress pants thing...? Whatever. it helps blends in the blue of the chair and the blue in her shirt whatever thing and kinda makes it look like she doesn't have the back of her torso. | ||
| #2 - Comment deleted | 09/11/2015 on Secumds to live ( ͡° ͜ʖ... | +1 |
| #1 - Please never have offspring. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/11/2015 on Waifu Unboxing (sexy date... | 0 |
| #2 - The only thing awesome to come out of this new garbage. | 09/10/2015 on Wizard | 0 |
| #2 - Comment deleted | 09/10/2015 on #love'swatchadoin | +1 |
| #2 - Gotta admit. He's a brave soul to start so young. | 09/10/2015 on Princess Ruto is Hawt | +2 |
| #2 - Patty Is the lesbo. She's got the afro. [+] (9 new replies) | 09/10/2015 on Fit Tony | +35 |
| The continuity of the series appears to revert to the original story of Seymour Skinner in the 2010 episode "Boy Meets Curl", as he is clearly shown to kick Agnes Skinner in utero, establishing him as Agnes' biological son after all. I prefer to go with this also snowball 2 died also fat tony died, was replaced with fit tony, who then got fat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Principal_and_the_Pauper its famous for being the simpsons "jump the shark moment" TLDR Skinner isnt really skinner its just some identity thief #8 -
selfdenyingbeggar (09/10/2015) [-] **selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll picture*"** **selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** Oh, that one is part of the old seasons. I like it, even tho it's a little weird and unfitting but at least the episode is funny | ||
| #6 - YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind. | 09/10/2015 on eggsontoast's profile | 0 |
| #2 - I gave you a thumb you have a 50-50 chance to know what it is.… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/10/2015 on Spread the love [Closed] | 0 |
| #2 - Don't attack this dude! Much like any SJW or any femanazi. You… | 09/10/2015 on Read description | +5 |
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evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
