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#10 - I suppose. But it works both ways. Everyone is ignorant in one…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Our society nowadays +1
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#13 - scowler (09/23/2015) [-]
They know each other's flaws, yes.
#5 - Yes. But doesn't make it less true.  [+] (29 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Our society nowadays +127
#6 - scowler has deleted their comment.
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#25 - loganmadder (09/23/2015) [-]
Ad hominem motherfucker, have you heard of it?
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#84 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
Can't say I have.
#11 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Dear anon, your logical fallacies right now are:
1. ab hominem fallacy
2. No true scotsman's fallacy

You lost.
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#40 - Sethorein (09/23/2015) [-]
I'm terrible at this. No true scotsman is saying you cannot appeal to a specific group of people in an argument without any specific example of that group actually existing for you to draw upon?
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#78 - ninjaroo (09/24/2015) [-]
No true scotsman is saying that a member of a group doesn't represent or isn't actually part of that group because of an unrelated reason.

Example:
1 - Christians don't believe in the trinity
2 - But most types of Christians do?
1 - Well yeah, but they're not really Christians.
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#130 - Sethorein (09/24/2015) [-]
1- muslims don't endorse terrorism
2- but these muslims are terrorists
3- they aren't really muslims

^ is that the idea? Is that a fallacy? seems like a sort of fair argument to say that x individuals don't represent the group.
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#136 - ninjaroo (09/24/2015) [-]
An equally good example would be
1 - All muslims are terrorists
2 - But these muslims aren't terrorists
3 - Well they aren't really muslims
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#133 - ninjaroo (09/24/2015) [-]
That is indeed a correct example of the fallacy. Ignore where I said they don't represent the group, that was me being a dumbass. It's just claiming that someone isn't a part of a group because of a trait that is totally unrelated to that group.
#17 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
fallacy fallacy
#46 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
fallacy fallacy fallacy
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#14 - scowler (09/23/2015) [-]
I wasn't playing to win in the first place.
#63 - manza (09/23/2015) [-]
>comment in the negatives
>deletes comment
>wasn't trying to win in the first place

I love this every time.

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#64 - scowler (09/23/2015) [-]
But I'm not trying to win. There is no competition.
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#10 - eggsontoast (09/23/2015) [-]
I suppose. But it works both ways. Everyone is ignorant in one way or another. Men of the cloth don't know Science but know faith. Men of Science don't know faith but knows... Science. Both however think they know the other so well.
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#13 - scowler (09/23/2015) [-]
They know each other's flaws, yes.
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#8 - anotherponyaccount (09/23/2015) [-]
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool could learn from a wise answer
#9 - scowler has deleted their comment.
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#12 - anotherponyaccount (09/23/2015) [-]
well that lady learns how to not stab him
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#15 - scowler (09/23/2015) [-]
True.
#69 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Keep deleting your comments like the pussy you are. 2 days in a row. Probably more if I pay more attention.
#85 - scowler has deleted their comment.
#145 - brawnyjavo (09/24/2015) [-]
This comment gave me cancer.
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#154 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
Smoke some Weed. Heh-heh...
#109 - drakkonadarkwynd (09/24/2015) [-]
>Deletes comments because of red thumbs
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#141 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
Why Am I being harassed over this? Everyone an do it.
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#142 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
*can

FUCK.
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#140 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
After they hit that critical mass, yeah...
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#82 - scowler (09/24/2015) [-]
Hi abcd. Or is it warioteam?
#15 - At least he's using the money to further research. Or so he sa… 09/23/2015 on How to look like a psychopath 0
#4 - How many Bells do think I can get for these guys? 09/22/2015 on Beetle comp +1
#2 - It's on a Saturday you cunt.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2015 on Halloween is on Friday the... 0
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#4 - vulcanrainbow (09/20/2015) [-]
oh yeah, because haloween is totally gonna be on friday THE FUCKING 13TH
#2 - Doesn't change that IT crowd was a good show. Also the black m… 09/19/2015 on We're going to die! +1
#6 - >armed with firearm >Peace symbol on helmet …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2015 on So it has begun... +9
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#38 - thatguyblaze (09/18/2015) [-]
It represents the duality of man.
#35 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
born to kill dude ;)
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#9 - vecko (09/17/2015) [-]
that peace symbol is a reference to Full Metal Jacket
#3 - You know what. Yes. Do this. Really do it. 09/17/2015 on Disney's Best possible Evil... 0
#4 - You know what? I agree. OP Change your title. This fellow earned it. 09/16/2015 on Sex 0
#2 - Clearly, you've never had sex.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2015 on Sex +1
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#3 - endodoobiesmoke (09/16/2015) [-]
Or that, that would be perfect for the title
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#4 - eggsontoast (09/16/2015) [-]
You know what? I agree. OP Change your title. This fellow earned it.
#3 - Comment deleted 09/16/2015 on I need your opinion! +2
#1 - Only kids from 1887 will remember. 09/16/2015 on only 1690s kids will rememeber 0
#3 - It's kinda sad to see this. She's a attention whore who was tr… 09/16/2015 on Girl wants attention and... +1
#2 - Schwifty 09/16/2015 on mmm +2
#4 - The red stands out over the dark blue on her... dress pants th… 09/12/2015 on have mercy on me 0
#2 - I'm confused. Am I to be looking at the chair or her skin?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2015 on have mercy on me 0
#3 - iloveyoufjsomuch (09/12/2015) [-]
skin

what's wrong with the chair
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#4 - eggsontoast (09/12/2015) [-]
The red stands out over the dark blue on her... dress pants thing...? Whatever. it helps blends in the blue of the chair and the blue in her shirt whatever thing and kinda makes it look like she doesn't have the back of her torso.
#2 - Comment deleted 09/11/2015 on Secumds to live ( ͡° ͜ʖ... +1
#1 - Please never have offspring.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2015 on Waifu Unboxing (sexy date... 0
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#2 - gaeryc (09/11/2015) [-]
Glorious finnish men will banana like no others
#2 - The only thing awesome to come out of this new garbage. 09/10/2015 on Wizard 0
#2 - Comment deleted 09/10/2015 on #love'swatchadoin +1
#2 - Gotta admit. He's a brave soul to start so young. 09/10/2015 on Princess Ruto is Hawt +2
#2 - Patty Is the lesbo. She's got the afro.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Fit Tony +35
#18 - punkeryo (09/11/2015) [-]
you're goddamn right
#26 - guanyu (09/11/2015) [-]
Finally, no more guessing.
#3 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/10/2015) [-]
Plot changes after the good old classic seasons are irrelevant
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#5 - seriousvaluables (09/10/2015) [-]
Armin Tamzarian is canon. live with it.
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#11 - hairyforcekin (09/11/2015) [-]
The continuity of the series appears to revert to the original story of Seymour Skinner in the 2010 episode "Boy Meets Curl", as he is clearly shown to kick Agnes Skinner in utero, establishing him as Agnes' biological son after all.

I prefer to go with this
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#10 - obviousxplains (09/11/2015) [-]
also snowball 2 died
also fat tony died, was replaced with fit tony, who then got fat
#6 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/10/2015) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** Armin Tamzarian?
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#7 - seriousvaluables (09/10/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Principal_and_the_Pauper its famous for being the simpsons "jump the shark moment"

TLDR Skinner isnt really skinner its just some identity thief
#8 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/10/2015) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** Oh, that one is part of the old seasons. I like it, even tho it's a little weird and unfitting but at least the episode is funny
#6 - YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind. 09/10/2015 on eggsontoast's profile 0
#2 - I gave you a thumb you have a 50-50 chance to know what it is.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2015 on Spread the love [Closed] 0
#9 - lirfy (09/10/2015) [-]
#2 - Don't attack this dude! Much like any SJW or any femanazi. You… 09/10/2015 on Read description +5

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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