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Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#4 - Or that time he told time magazine that he was gay so they wou… 01/10/2016 on Pikachu +1
#2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Toyota +1
#29 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
mmm...Frank Zane...
#4 - "The fu- OH **** !" Then panic. 01/08/2016 on i wonder if they're ok +1
#3 - Kinda sure you got that wrong. This is how evolution worked out. 01/07/2016 on evolution of the human +14
#7 - Sleep tight pupper 01/07/2016 on Night Night Faggots +1
#73 - I am a man with a full beard and I despise shaves. But this. I… 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... 0
#7 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/07/2016 on Ehhh... 0
#5 - Ahhh fair enough. I would just assume trolls next time and jus… 01/07/2016 on Pens in Space +1
#1 - OK. Not that this wasn't a particularly bad post. But what it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Pens in Space +2
#2 - bubblebobble (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I know, I got into a debate with some idiots about it on another thread and they wouldn't accept facts as an answer. So this is my response with extra salt, but the facts are still there, just need to get through all my butthurt.
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#5 - eggsontoast (01/07/2016) [-]
Ahhh fair enough. I would just assume trolls next time and just walk away. We are on the internet. Also, they could of also been tumbler tards. And we know how fact fulled they are. Good post about pens though.
#2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/07/2016 on Anakin DID go dark side 0
#3 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on Admin, can you help? +3
#23 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/07/2016 on New Playmat. +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on damn 0
#5 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/06/2016 on Hey guys im a dad 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/06/2016 on GIF not JIF 0
#1 - Something something something femanizim! Something something J… 01/06/2016 on BFFs, they may kill ya -3
#1 - keanu is in the background of a keanu reeves picture.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Look at that pizza wow +2
#7 - daredevizz (01/05/2016) [-]
A Glitch in the Matrix
#6 - imdusty (01/05/2016) [-]
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**imdusty rolled image**thats not keanu reeves thats john wick. see the facial hair makes a diffrence
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#3 - teranin (01/04/2016) [-]
That's what fucked me up too. Why are there 2 Keanus?
#9 - Wolfenstein, along with DOOM, are the granddads of all modern …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on How does this make you feel? -1
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#10 - fatbutler (01/04/2016) [-]
I have played both DOOM and Wolfenstein and thought they were great games. As a matter of fact, I've put more hours into DOOM than I have most games in my steam library right now. I never said these were bad games, nor did I say they were games not worth their salt.

I simply pointed out a sociological fact. The general population does not care which came first, they flock to MGS because it's got amazing graphics, smooth and enjoyable gameplay, and a deep, story driven campaign. For these reasons, MGS is definitively better than it's predecessors even though it's predecessors were the ones who paved the way to it's creation.

DOOM and Wolfenstein, along with all of the greats of yesteryear, are insanely enjoyable and chalked full of nostalgia. They have truly paved the way for modern gaming, but against the technology we have today they are simply obsolete.

But that's OK. You'll forgive me.
#2 - **** everyone who does this **** . Figure somethi… 01/03/2016 on Happens way too much to me 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on (untitled) +35
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#260 - gruntmastr (01/04/2016) [-]
doesitlooklikeiknowwhatajaypegis
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#320 - gruntmastr (01/04/2016) [-]
Wasn't trying to be mean but ok
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#354 - parishailsatan (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh sorry I just didn't understand is all.
#3 - Her nipple is peeking out.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Her vagina isn't +1
#4 - namingisdifficult (01/03/2016) [-]
>The mods faces when

#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/03/2016 on First Time On Youtube 0
#7 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/03/2016 on I didn't need to see that +91
#7 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 01/01/2016 on It's that wonderful time of... 0
#2 - Cool. Ill use this. Thank mate. Have a greenie 01/01/2016 on A Fallout 4 Classic Style Icon +2

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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