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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2015 on at my gf's house 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2015 on at my gf's house 0
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#17 - mention me please! 11/15/2015 on The Monster Under the Bed - 57 +1
#3 - If you don't like playing with achievements then sure. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on Fallout 4 PC 0
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#5 - LaBarata (11/14/2015) [-]
All you need to do is restart the game after using a code, it turns achievements back on
#1 - No dance of the man whore? You're on thin ice kid. Thin ice.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2015 on Pleasure Island +1
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#3 - mikeyness (11/12/2015) [-]
But... but that song isn't part of the series
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#2 - ubercookieboy (11/12/2015) [-]
^
#2 - **** . The attempt was close but his look alike is gone … 11/10/2015 on So this happened 0
#3 - Nope. Him the mummy and freaking fitz can burn in hell. 11/10/2015 on I'm so nervous 0
#8 - Comment deleted 11/10/2015 on Avengers Family 0
#4 - You're my hero for posting this. 11/10/2015 on The morning after a snowfall 0
#1 - Right? Anime sucks compared to back then. 11/10/2015 on Right? 0
#1 - hue. 11/10/2015 on Who understand :))))) 0
#5 - Didn't know. Don't care. Go be angry elsewhere.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Not so tough -1
#6 - uhhyeahfmebaby (11/09/2015) [-]
Nigga aint angry, you're just ignorant, go be ignorant somewhere else.
#9 - niblic (11/09/2015) [-]
**niblic used "*roll picture*"**
**niblic rolled image** Im just going to go and ignore all this shit..
#6 - Im aware that people have a boner for these games. That said h… 11/09/2015 on Weapon Modding is Pretty... 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Weapon Modding is Pretty... +1
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/09/2015) [-]
Im aware that people have a boner for these games. That said however the more pissed off everyone gets the more I see shit posting. Enough is enough man. I haven't even played the damn game and so much crap is out regarding it that I'm already tired of the damn game. I'm going to spend my weekend play Starcraft. It's bad enough that after the damn game comes out people are going to be talking about it every other day. Other shit exists too damn it.
#2 - Just because you have big muscles does not mean you're stronk.…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Not so tough -4
#4 - muffinssnuffims (11/09/2015) [-]
This has been posted probably over 20 times on FJ.

It has long been confirmed that the bottle was super glued with some industrial grade shit.

But every single time this bullshit comment comes up.
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#5 - eggsontoast (11/09/2015) [-]
Didn't know. Don't care. Go be angry elsewhere.
#6 - uhhyeahfmebaby (11/09/2015) [-]
Nigga aint angry, you're just ignorant, go be ignorant somewhere else.
#9 - niblic (11/09/2015) [-]
**niblic used "*roll picture*"**
**niblic rolled image** Im just going to go and ignore all this shit..
#8 - Can't wait for the next one! 11/08/2015 on The Monster Under the Bed - 56 +1
#5 - I am tasty Kev. 11/08/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2 - No. Soap clings to dirt and water gets rid of it. You can't sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2015 on (untitled) +14
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#4 - kevintothemax (11/08/2015) [-]
you sound delicious
#5 - eggsontoast (11/08/2015) [-]
I am tasty Kev.
#9 - So... got this in HD? 11/08/2015 on jurassic world raptor team 0
#13 - Right there with ya guy. 11/08/2015 on *fangirl noises* +1
#19 - Nicole Watterson from the Amazing world of Gumball. 11/08/2015 on The moment you've all been... 0
#9 - But does he know why Otters love cinnamon toast crunch? 11/08/2015 on Otter facts 0
#3 - So does that wolf, cat, female, looking bat thing... have a ho… 11/08/2015 on originalist comic evar 0
#1 - I don't know what to say to people who are clinically depresse…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2015 on I've become so depressed... +1
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#10 - streetshark (11/08/2015) [-]
No those are true words. I've been told that I need to do something else other than marinate in my own sorrow. But I have a huge issue with fearing failure. So if I look at something and see an ounce of opportunity to fall, I'll ignore it.
#3 - He better bork death or im doing to be dissapoint. 11/07/2015 on I want off this ride +4

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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