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#2 - That's actually a really clever joke. 11/22/2015 on Joke 0
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#4 - Picture 11/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - I wish they would do this in my state. I'm all for giving a ho… 11/19/2015 on This is real leadership +2
#18 - That cut deep. really deep man. 11/18/2015 on interview with French... 0
#3 - Sooo he Knits? Why take a picture of that? 11/18/2015 on knittaz 4 life +1
#4 - Awww its ok Bill we still love you. I hope you find something … 11/18/2015 on Just needed to vent, that's... 0
#1 - B Battle R Ready A Armor  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on sjw changes the context +2
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#66 - Well I can tell you that the puddle of blood is roughly the si… 11/18/2015 on So I found something +2
#51 - In a world with people sneaking around in power armor with rad…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2015 on So I found something +5
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#53 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
thing is, most of the places(that I've seen, not much tbh) of, say, the commonwealth are too packed to allow such a massive thing to be able to move around. I wonder if there's a way to calculate his height from that foot. Assuming the poor bastard's blood stain is about 5 feet across, that foot is at least 30ft from middle toe to heel.
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#66 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I can tell you that the puddle of blood is roughly the size of the player. If i recall correctly. So maybe 6'1". But I think we should go with average male height to be safe... So 5'9"? I think.

And DeathClaws dont give a damn about people sooo it doesn't matter if it could it. It would just wreck the place because its in the way. Unless we're talking about it being a game then yeah. No dev would add that. It would need its own DLC for that to work.
#49 - Even worse. Chameleon Mega Deathclaw random encounter.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2015 on So I found something 0
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#50 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
I think you'd be able to TASTE such a massive thing moving around, let alone hear, smell or feel it.
#76 - tacoperson (11/18/2015) [-]
"oh wait that isn't a mountain"
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#51 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
In a world with people sneaking around in power armor with radio blasting with multi-hundred of pounds of gear clanking about. You'ed think that it might not be doable. But it is
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#53 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
thing is, most of the places(that I've seen, not much tbh) of, say, the commonwealth are too packed to allow such a massive thing to be able to move around. I wonder if there's a way to calculate his height from that foot. Assuming the poor bastard's blood stain is about 5 feet across, that foot is at least 30ft from middle toe to heel.
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#66 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I can tell you that the puddle of blood is roughly the size of the player. If i recall correctly. So maybe 6'1". But I think we should go with average male height to be safe... So 5'9"? I think.

And DeathClaws dont give a damn about people sooo it doesn't matter if it could it. It would just wreck the place because its in the way. Unless we're talking about it being a game then yeah. No dev would add that. It would need its own DLC for that to work.
#36 - ***** . You be wrong if you think he's bad. Yo…  [+] (29 new replies) 11/18/2015 on So I found something +42
#249 - davidbowiesensei (11/18/2015) [-]
Jesus tap dancing Christ a normal sized Deathclaw gives me a heart attack. Being anywhere near that monstrosity would make me piss out my ass and shit out my dick in fear.
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#77 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
You know I was hoping you would fight some super ultra Deathclaw with a laser breath when you went to the Glow in Fallout 4, but no, you fight fucking radscorpions and maybe one regular Deathclaw
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#159 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
When I went there, I had at all times (until I got to atom's worshippers) at least 1 deathclaw on me (also had one waiting for me right outside of Virgil's cave) and at most I had 3 at a time on me.
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#167 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
What difficulty were you playing on?
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#171 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't remember if it was normal or hard, think it was normal.
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#245 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
I was playing on normal and never really had a problem with Deathclaws.
Although I was wearing a full suit of X-01 Mk.V and carrying a Gattling Laser
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#248 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I didn't use power armour, just a hazmat suit and a 10mm gun. 3 at once was not a good fight. Where did you get a mk V?
#254 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
I found a full suit near Goodneighbour, in an unmarked building. The entrance has two ceiling turrents and there's a legendary sentry bot guarding it, so be wary of that.

Since power armor is randomly spawned, you can also get it by pure luck. I had two full suits of X-01 at one point.
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#256 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
I have one x 01, but that' not a fucking mk V. What level are you?
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#260 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I beat the game with that character, so 51-52?
But I think I was 30ish when I went to the Glow
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#262 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
I'll head there laer than and check if it's there. I'm level 42 now so it should be there.
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#264 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I got it when I was level 25, so again, really depends on RNG.
I really hate the amount of RNG in this game. I killed a legendary alpha deathclaw and all I got was a shitty pipe rifle. Meanwhile I killed a unique bandit at level 10 and got a fully upgraded 10mm pistol that was OP as hell for half my playthrough
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#265 - fishandkids (11/18/2015) [-]
I'm still using the same 10mm I got a long time ago from some random raider.
#93 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Just coming out of Virgil's cave, minding my own

Legendary Alpha Deathclaw

fuck
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#94 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
They're not that tough, just use your Fat Man.
You ARE carrying a Fat Man with you, aren't you?
#302 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Pfff, who carries a fatman, there is nothing that 50 well stacked frag mines can't kill.
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#126 - goddamnwizard (11/18/2015) [-]
I carry one but I managed the legendary alpha with my six crank laser musket. Which I named Boss Awesome.
#105 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
never been a fan of the big guns, sorry to disappoint
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#107 - notsoulmyr (11/18/2015) [-]
I have a companion carry one for me, in case I have to kill a Mirelurk queen and don't want to waste all my normal ammo
#109 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
I'm a bit of a ballistics chauvinist, I'd be using Kellogg's revolver almost exclusively if .44 ammo wasn't like rocking horse shit
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#45 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
christ al-fucking-mighty, mega deathclaw random encounter would make me shit myself inside out. Twice.
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#59 - cdm (11/18/2015) [-]
If you shit yourself inside-out twice, would that fix it?
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#60 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
if I encounter that mega deathclaw I'll let you know
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#49 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
Even worse. Chameleon Mega Deathclaw random encounter.
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#50 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
I think you'd be able to TASTE such a massive thing moving around, let alone hear, smell or feel it.
#76 - tacoperson (11/18/2015) [-]
"oh wait that isn't a mountain"
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#51 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
In a world with people sneaking around in power armor with radio blasting with multi-hundred of pounds of gear clanking about. You'ed think that it might not be doable. But it is
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#53 - ILIEKPEPSEE (11/18/2015) [-]
thing is, most of the places(that I've seen, not much tbh) of, say, the commonwealth are too packed to allow such a massive thing to be able to move around. I wonder if there's a way to calculate his height from that foot. Assuming the poor bastard's blood stain is about 5 feet across, that foot is at least 30ft from middle toe to heel.
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#66 - eggsontoast (11/18/2015) [-]
Well I can tell you that the puddle of blood is roughly the size of the player. If i recall correctly. So maybe 6'1". But I think we should go with average male height to be safe... So 5'9"? I think.

And DeathClaws dont give a damn about people sooo it doesn't matter if it could it. It would just wreck the place because its in the way. Unless we're talking about it being a game then yeah. No dev would add that. It would need its own DLC for that to work.
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#38 - bluslenderman (11/18/2015) [-]
No problem, mah boi.
#16 - Yes. But the cost of replacing a computer is so much more. He … 11/18/2015 on heartless bitch +20
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#38 - bluslenderman (11/18/2015) [-]
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#3 - The style looks like the person who did the secret of kells  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2015 on The Golden Apple new series +15
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#17 - puut (11/17/2015) [-]
I was going to say_ Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends_.
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#18 - puut (11/17/2015) [-]
HA, fuck.
#16 - supercookieduster (11/17/2015) [-]
that movie was so fuckin good
#20 - eggsontoast (11/17/2015) [-]
It is amazing. I just learned of Song of the sea too. I can't wait to watch it.
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#38 - bluslenderman (11/18/2015) [-]
No problem, mah boi.
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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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