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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#4 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2015 on 6 x 9 = 42 0
#5 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** When did I state an opinion?
#6 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image**I dunno. Hey. Wanna go get some burgers or something?
#7 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** I'd rather italian
#8 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image**As long as its not Olive Garden I'm down.
#9 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** I'd rather have some eggs on toast, really. yes homo
#10 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image** Allll the homo.
#11 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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#12 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image** Looks like you at last years end of No Fap-vember.
#2 - So its "Nothing is written in stone". Or It's "…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/25/2015 on 6 x 9 = 42 0
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#3 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
Can't you read it? Nothing is written in stone!
#4 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image** you're a fat mummy.Your opinions matter not!
#5 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** When did I state an opinion?
#6 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image**I dunno. Hey. Wanna go get some burgers or something?
#7 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** I'd rather italian
#8 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image**As long as its not Olive Garden I'm down.
#9 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** I'd rather have some eggs on toast, really. yes homo
#10 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image** Allll the homo.
#11 - ThatFatMummy (11/25/2015) [-]
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#12 - eggsontoast (11/25/2015) [-]
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**eggsontoast rolled image** Looks like you at last years end of No Fap-vember.
#80 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 11/24/2015 on URGENT! READ NOW! 0
#8 - Just go play CoD and save some money. Or better yet just go ba… 11/24/2015 on Breaking Benjamin on... -4
#2 - GIVE US MORE! 11/24/2015 on Wyvern comic +1
#289 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 11/24/2015 on Make FJ great again! 0
#16 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 11/24/2015 on Cute anime grils and their... +2
#1 - Do the kids love it? 11/24/2015 on A Really Old Reference +1
#6 - I know its not nearly as bad as Europe right now, and I do fee…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on (untitled) +2
#13 - genknight (11/24/2015) [-]
i cant tell if you're trolling or not;
#2 - Comment deleted 11/23/2015 on Random Tattoo 0
#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 11/23/2015 on OP 0
#7 - The animation of the new show is such garbage that I can't wat… 11/23/2015 on Strongest Z Fighters +3
#7 - Now calm down Skeeter they didn't do nothin. 11/22/2015 on PC gingerbread +3
#6 - Oh **** . Addy must of started blocking important number…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Name my Band +7
#10 - geese (11/23/2015) [-]
they said 16, not 12, you nit.
#9 - LarsGoes (11/23/2015) [-]
Really? Can someone with a credit card confirm that please?
#5 - ****-****-**** ***  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Name my Band +4
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#11 - demonspawnedangel (11/23/2015) [-]
lol mine's ****-****-**** ***
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/22/2015) [-]
Oh shit. Addy must of started blocking important numbers. Thanks Addy.
#10 - geese (11/23/2015) [-]
they said 16, not 12, you nit.
#9 - LarsGoes (11/23/2015) [-]
Really? Can someone with a credit card confirm that please?
#2 - Damn it bill. You only say these things just to keep us from g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on (untitled) +83
#14 - porkslapchop (11/23/2015) [-]
1. Put Linux on Laptop
2. Put Windows on Desktop
3. ???
4. Profit
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#5 - tacotrainone (11/22/2015) [-]
dual boot
#4 - They saw the opportunity and took it. I'm now excited to see t… 11/22/2015 on Perfect +3
#12 - You know. Because of the almost perfect symmetry I'd still hit… 11/22/2015 on Body-Solid EXM 3000 +2
#18 - Mention me please! 11/22/2015 on The Monster Under the Bed - 58 +1
#7 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 11/22/2015 on The Big D 0
#6 - Yep. I dont have a webm. To lazy but here ya go. 11/22/2015 on Sing it! 0
#4 - Fair enough. My apologies. It's just a 8-bit gif of Freddy and…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Sing it! -1
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#5 - dalgaard (11/22/2015) [-]
oh
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/22/2015) [-]
Yep. I dont have a webm. To lazy but here ya go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE
#2 - ITS QUEEN YOU UNEDUCATED SLUT!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Sing it! +6
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#3 - dalgaard (11/22/2015) [-]
I know its Queen, i know the song, i know its supposed to be freddy, but i have absolutely no fucking idea whats going on
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#4 - eggsontoast (11/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough. My apologies. It's just a 8-bit gif of Freddy and band in drag from the music video. And I suppose OP wants us to sing along with it.
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#5 - dalgaard (11/22/2015) [-]
oh
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/22/2015) [-]
Yep. I dont have a webm. To lazy but here ya go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE
#7 - "Be sure you get the fridge. I aint paying for you to be … 11/22/2015 on The answer is always rape,... 0
#48 - Fake or not. This **** made my week. 11/22/2015 on Royal Hussars 0

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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