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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#10 - That blows.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
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#11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll live.
#8 - Bills and rent?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
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#9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Naw just poor atm.
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#10 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
That blows.
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#11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll live.
#6 - Pics or it didn't happen.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
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#7 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll do it later once I actually get Fallout 4 for PC so I can record it, and then get the jump pack.
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#8 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
Bills and rent?
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#9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Naw just poor atm.
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#10 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
That blows.
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#11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll live.
#86 - To each their own m8. She still ugly tho. 11/28/2015 on how to break up with a... +3
#4 - The Railroad has a boner for Synths at the cost of human life.…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
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#13 - bioexplain (11/28/2015) [-]
No. Don't you bloody dare. Maxon will never compare to the man Lyons was. Lyons was a hero, he was compassionate towards people and didn't take shit from the rest of the brotherhood. Maxon is just a poserjewbitchcunt. Fuck that guy.
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#14 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
He's a dick. I wont disagree with you on that. But He's the best alternative to the commonwealth then anyone other then the Minutemen. Deal with it.
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#15 - asasqw (11/29/2015) [-]
Well since you now run the institute and the minute men Gen 1&2 minute men army isn't out of the question
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#16 - eggsontoast (11/29/2015) [-]
I can see that as a possible outcome. But when you do take over its kinda clear that the rest of the institute is incredibly pissed off at you. So I could see one of them killing you in your sleep. Why take the risk?
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#5 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Nah fuck you. Jump Pack is going to be the best thing. Going to Jump Pack off buildings to get more height and squash Deathclaws nigga
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#7 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll do it later once I actually get Fallout 4 for PC so I can record it, and then get the jump pack.
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#8 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
Bills and rent?
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#9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Naw just poor atm.
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#10 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
That blows.
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#11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll live.
#1 - The **** it is. It eats so much power for so little hei…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! +1
#2 - conwadconwad (11/28/2015) [-]
Not if you're the guns blazing squish your foes under boots of steel type. (you've haven't done your part for the Brotherhood until you crush a synth under Honor and Vengeance)
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#12 - indalx (11/28/2015) [-]
I use it to fuck the brotherhood along with a super sledge.

Brotherhood doesnt give a single fuck about commonwealth. Fuck those hypocrites
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#3 - reican (11/28/2015) [-]
havent worked much with BoS after the airship came. I do missions for Railroad and Minutemen instead. BoS got some conflicting interests
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#4 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
The Railroad has a boner for Synths at the cost of human life. No. Minutemen wants freedom for all at no cost. Yes. The Institute are slave drivers of possible future (Full A.I.) Synths and humans at the cost of morality because "betterment of mankind". No. East coast BoS Helped distribute Aqua Pura to the wasteland. Opened their doors to the people of the waste allowing them a chance to better them selves. Protects settlements. Killed all feral ghouls on site (Normal ghouls and underworld still intact as far as we know). Killed all super mutants on site. They're a blight on humankind. Killed Synths on site. To protect humanity from rouge A.I.. Some exceptions will apply due to outstanding work and dedication to the brotherhood. ad victoriam!

Now onto the Jetpack. It's shit. Don't use it. It's just a waste of power cores.
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#13 - bioexplain (11/28/2015) [-]
No. Don't you bloody dare. Maxon will never compare to the man Lyons was. Lyons was a hero, he was compassionate towards people and didn't take shit from the rest of the brotherhood. Maxon is just a poserjewbitchcunt. Fuck that guy.
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#14 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
He's a dick. I wont disagree with you on that. But He's the best alternative to the commonwealth then anyone other then the Minutemen. Deal with it.
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#15 - asasqw (11/29/2015) [-]
Well since you now run the institute and the minute men Gen 1&2 minute men army isn't out of the question
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#16 - eggsontoast (11/29/2015) [-]
I can see that as a possible outcome. But when you do take over its kinda clear that the rest of the institute is incredibly pissed off at you. So I could see one of them killing you in your sleep. Why take the risk?
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#5 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Nah fuck you. Jump Pack is going to be the best thing. Going to Jump Pack off buildings to get more height and squash Deathclaws nigga
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#6 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#7 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll do it later once I actually get Fallout 4 for PC so I can record it, and then get the jump pack.
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#8 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
Bills and rent?
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#9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
Naw just poor atm.
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#10 - eggsontoast (11/28/2015) [-]
That blows.
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#11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I'll live.
#1 - I love the first pic because it's an Easter egg of a show call…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Some of my Fallout 4 pics +5
#17 - motposters (11/28/2015) [-]
These guys always sat at the bar the same way, cliff was a postman, you can see the hat near the skeleton's hand
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#2 - topperharly (11/27/2015) [-]
yeah and in fallout that pub is called prost what is german, i am german and bavarian so i can say its true, for cheers.
#29 - That's a penis-snek. Not a Cat-snek. 11/27/2015 on The biggest jump Ferret of... +2
#4 - They also have a high disregard of human life. Ad Victoriam. 11/27/2015 on Fallout 4: Possible Heavy... +6
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#4 - You didn't want one before? The hell kind of childhood did you have? 11/26/2015 on weeeee 0
#6 - A quote from Jon Grogan a newspaper journalist 11/26/2015 on dog 0
#3 - Ah yes. The first civilized oompa loompa 11/26/2015 on Cat Dance +69
#3 - The **** is a ferret? I see a Cat-snek but no Ferret. O…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on The biggest jump Ferret of... +27
#28 - underhatten (11/27/2015) [-]
snek
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#29 - eggsontoast (11/27/2015) [-]
That's a penis-snek. Not a Cat-snek.
#3 - She was the underdog of her bracket. Winning bout after bout a… 11/26/2015 on Explain this shit +1
#2 - Ah Warcraft 2 how i miss you. 11/25/2015 on Warcraft 2 tips +1
#4 - Ah yes. A true hero to men everywhere. It's called free **… 11/25/2015 on gross +5
#6 - Checked. Its a mod. 11/25/2015 on well fuck +1
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**ThatFatMummy rolled image** I'd rather have some eggs on toast, really. yes homo
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**eggsontoast rolled image** Allll the homo.
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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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