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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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Level 47 Content: Sammich eater → Level 48 Content: Sammich eater
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#1 - Comment deleted 12/02/2015 on Well he did technically pay... +1
#4 - Her name is Major Dr. Ghastly. Thought you should know.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2015 on haters 0
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#5 - megaton (12/02/2015) [-]
oh well he didnt know the show so i assumed telling him the characters name wouldnt really do him any good.
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/02/2015) [-]
That wasn't for him that was for you.
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#7 - megaton (12/03/2015) [-]
oh. i knew her name. im just saying that just telling him HER name wouldnt really answer his question as well.
#89 - Never again. 12/02/2015 on murica +1
#6 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/01/2015 on Do what? 0
#62 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/01/2015 on What a wonderful vi- 0
#1 - I like the guy in the back left. "we still... &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Stabalised +2
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#4 - sickreality (12/01/2015) [-]
haha true
#1 - Dont use these guys. They not only sold my business but they k… 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +2
#1 - Its bad for them because they not 'Murica. It's good for we to… 12/01/2015 on Murica skit. -3
#6 - You're a slut for doing it. I'm going to steal and use it yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Im so british 0
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#7 - mintpeanutbutter (12/01/2015) [-]
Cheers! HEHEHE!
#4 - **** yes! It is!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Im so british +1
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#5 - mintpeanutbutter (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I cropped it & made a meme. lol
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/01/2015) [-]
You're a slut for doing it. I'm going to steal and use it you magnificent bastard
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#7 - mintpeanutbutter (12/01/2015) [-]
Cheers! HEHEHE!
#3 - Is that image of cheers?!  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Im so british +1
#4 - eggsontoast (12/01/2015) [-]
Fuck yes! It is!
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#5 - mintpeanutbutter (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I cropped it & made a meme. lol
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/01/2015) [-]
You're a slut for doing it. I'm going to steal and use it you magnificent bastard
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#7 - mintpeanutbutter (12/01/2015) [-]
Cheers! HEHEHE!
#1 - This is the man i wish to murder more then anything. 12/01/2015 on Let's Hope that wasn't Fine... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 11/30/2015 on From beta to king +1
#2 - That poor girl caught the dumb. She clearly cant tell the diff…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on babies are the smartest... +1
#3 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Are you blind?

That's a really ugly baby, holy shit
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#4 - keygen (11/30/2015) [-]
i agree with this one
#1 - Yep. 11/30/2015 on IT'S FINALLY OVER +8
#2 - Oh lawdy! I've got to contact my me-maw. Lemme use dat ass to … 11/30/2015 on I wonder if it's an work 0
#1 - Is it me, or does he hang the phone up wrong? Why would you si… 11/30/2015 on 11/14/15 always remember :( 0
#40 - It's dead on some days but when we're full I get absolutely de… 11/30/2015 on Awkward robbery +1
#28 - I know the feel bro. I had a drunk **** destroy my lobb…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Awkward robbery +1
#29 - BustaNinja (11/30/2015) [-]
What do you do to amuse yourself while on shift? Because if your hotel is anything like mine, you sit for 8 hours, doing nothing.
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#40 - eggsontoast (11/30/2015) [-]
It's dead on some days but when we're full I get absolutely destroyed with people bitching about beds and kids who stay up way past their bed time. But on my "down days" where nothing is going on. I read or study. If im not doing that I'm pissing someone off on FJ. But some times like now, (due to winter) when we have no one for a few weeks at a time. I Just end up playing the shit out of TF2.
#4 - Comment deleted 11/30/2015 on Its not okay 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Its not okay 0
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#1 - Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat 11/30/2015 on cats +3
#16 - I can see that as a possible outcome. But when you do take ove… 11/29/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
#26 - Awesome! Thank's man! Keep up the good work! 11/29/2015 on The Monster Under the Bed - 59 0
#14 - He's a dick. I wont disagree with you on that. But He's the be…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Fuck yeah! 0
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#15 - asasqw (11/29/2015) [-]
Well since you now run the institute and the minute men Gen 1&2 minute men army isn't out of the question
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#16 - eggsontoast (11/29/2015) [-]
I can see that as a possible outcome. But when you do take over its kinda clear that the rest of the institute is incredibly pissed off at you. So I could see one of them killing you in your sleep. Why take the risk?

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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