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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/18/2014
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Level 47 Content: Sammich eater → Level 48 Content: Sammich eater
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.

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#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/04/2015 on (untitled) 0
#38 - Fair enough. 12/04/2015 on How to fight medusa +1
#24 - Uh. Yeah. duh. How else am I going to prove that I'm superior … 12/04/2015 on Lumberjacked up foot +5
#7 - Because no sex is involved and there is no sexual behavior. I … 12/03/2015 on That should teach em +3
#3 - It just dawned on me that when Hunson Abadeer asked Gunter to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on Adventure Time Comp 3 +20
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#6 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2015) [-]
fuck
#488 - Fuuucccckkk. Looks like i got reverse vitiligo. **** . 12/03/2015 on What's your gender? 0
#487 - **eggsontoast used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **eggsontoast rolls 197** 12/03/2015 on What's your gender? 0
#43 - Picture 12/03/2015 on I needed this +21
#3 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/03/2015 on Yes, im retarded. 0
#1 - Holy **** dude! 12/03/2015 on How to fight medusa +2
#6 - Well. We call them hipsters. People who know nothing about any…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Lumberjacked up foot +18
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#39 - severepwner (12/04/2015) [-]
What does any of that have to do with people who are just foreign to the concept of certain forms of labor?
#22 - flyslasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll a bunch of condescending ass holes, and not even rightfully so.
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#24 - eggsontoast (12/04/2015) [-]
Uh. Yeah. duh. How else am I going to prove that I'm superior to everyone? Off the internet? I scoff at you sir. SCOFF! Good day to you sir!
#254 - Like i said Most need to burn. Any Muties that use the FEV on … 12/03/2015 on BoS +1
#249 - They still let people in tho. More then a few Knights and scri…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on BoS 0
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#253 - mrhilter (12/03/2015) [-]
Xenophobic was the word I was looking for. Not All Muties and Ghouls need to die, only those that followed Master and Attis.Look at Jacobstown.
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#272 - thesovereigngrave (12/03/2015) [-]
There's a fundamental difference between East Coast and West Coast super mutants. The East Coast mutants are almost all violently insane, with the exception of 2. Just 2.
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#254 - eggsontoast (12/03/2015) [-]
Like i said Most need to burn. Any Muties that use the FEV on humans need to die. Ghouls go crazy at some point and will need to die as well. But before they should be OK. Underworld as far as we know is fine. That's the same for Synths. Some are good but the majority are just robots programmed to kill shit. Maxon is a cunt I wont disagree but he is keeping the BoS East alive with Lyon's views. He just added his own to the mix.
#5 - Yeah the second one. The face at the top left is Sarge. 12/03/2015 on I miss my damn 64 +1
#4 - Its called Army Men 3D but i think this is from Army Men: Sarg…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on I miss my damn 64 0
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#5 - eggsontoast (12/03/2015) [-]
Yeah the second one. The face at the top left is Sarge.
#1 - No. **** all of you. No. Mako was the voice of Aku. You… 12/02/2015 on Jack is back 0
#6 - That wasn't for him that was for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on haters 0
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#7 - megaton (12/03/2015) [-]
oh. i knew her name. im just saying that just telling him HER name wouldnt really answer his question as well.
#3 - Comment deleted 12/02/2015 on What can you do? 0
#5 - You see Ivan! You need no gun! just the bullets. Ivan, the bul… 12/02/2015 on It. Just. Works. +6
#8 - T-that hurt more then I thought it would. That poor kid. I hop… 12/02/2015 on Weebs... 0
#7 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … 12/02/2015 on So, I'm Making a Mobile Game 0
#3 - Him and Ser Ian mckellen. 12/02/2015 on Resistance is Futile 0
#5 - I would like to see a Weeaboo kid go to Japan and try and live…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on Weebs... +6
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#6 - wcpapier (12/02/2015) [-]
Go to youtube
Search davido-kun
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#8 - eggsontoast (12/02/2015) [-]
T-that hurt more then I thought it would. That poor kid. I hope he understand that they'd been laughing at him rather then with him. Holy shit.
#3 - hell yeah! 12/02/2015 on TRIBUTE +5
#1 - Tenac!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on TRIBUTE +15
#2 - youoxley (12/02/2015) [-]
#3 - eggsontoast (12/02/2015) [-]
hell yeah!

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#5 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Ask and you shall receive
User avatar #6 to #5 - eggsontoast (09/10/2015) [-]
YAY! I love you Nitler. You are the best hope for man kind.
#1 - evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
#2 to #1 - eggsontoast (02/08/2015) [-]
How.... HOW COULD YOU!? WE'RE NEVER NOR HAVE BEEN IN LOVE!
#3 to #2 - evilicious (02/08/2015) [-]
When it comes to virginity, does love even matter?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eggsontoast (02/10/2015) [-]
No. I guess not. So long as its done the Japanese way.
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