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| Date Signed Up: | 11/18/2014 |
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I'm a single egg spread out on some wonderful all wheat lightly browned toast. Laid out next to some freshly squeezed cow milk.
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| #11 - Aight. Just checking. | 16 hours ago on Help find creator | -2 |
| #2 - 1. Use google image search you lazy jerk. 2. No your not.… [+] (2 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Help find creator | -2 |
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| #90 - Dindu. He went back to the Labyrinth, so he return to his godl… | 18 hours ago on RIP David Bowie | +11 |
| #8 - I suppose. I dont see any Dindus. | 18 hours ago on drink driving | 0 |
| #1 - And the point of this was? Because I see no funny. [+] (8 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on drink driving | +35 |
| I could see something if he perhaps posted their sentence, perhaps of it were a shorter sentence than a man might get were the genders in the situation reversed, but there isnt that, and there isn't even names so you can look it up yourself for funnys sake maybe he posted this whole thing just to point out the mistake made in the drunk driving one. is it perhaps junk? then fucking red thumb the piss out of it and move on #5 -
anon (21 hours ago) [-] hot bitches needing a fucking by the prison guards? sounds like what I do now! HAHA | ||
| #1 - Who is this and why was he attacked? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Keemstar Gets Pranked | 0 |
| Basically he shits on a lot of youtubers/streamers with a bunch of fake bullshit and bullies them relentlessly. He has some sort of anger that may or may not be staged but still, he threatens peoples lives in videos and screams out racist slurs and shit. Just an all around douche canoe. Lately though he's getting flak for shitting on a 62yr old man and calling him a pedo. Which resulted in his fanbase attacking this elderly man while he was just trying to play games and give good vibes. | ||
| #4 - Or that time he told time magazine that he was gay so they wou… | 01/10/2016 on Pikachu | +1 |
| #2 - **eggsontoast used "*roll picture*"** **eggsontoast rolled … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Toyota | +1 |
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| #4 - "The fu- OH **** !" Then panic. | 01/08/2016 on i wonder if they're ok | +1 |
| #3 - Kinda sure you got that wrong. This is how evolution worked out. | 01/07/2016 on evolution of the human | +14 |
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evilicious (01/22/2015) [-]
You thought you would lose your comment virginity to a moderator? Think again! Your first wasn't from Admin... it was from I, Dio!
