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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#86 - why can't I flag this 10/26/2013 on Shit +5
#28 - Picture 10/09/2013 on Pretty Much +1
#14 - this is wonderful 09/30/2013 on Still better then apple +2
#133 - If everybody in this country could carry a gun, we'd have a lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Robbing stores in the US +4
#193 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#231 - swagbot (09/30/2013) [-]
eggoman, here's a thing:

You ever talk to your co-workers about this, and all the 'normal, go-with-the-flow' types act as if they don't really care about owning a gun... they say all the usual things... "What do i need a gun for..... Am *I* really gonna shoot somebody.... Well everyone can't carry a gun!"

THESE are the very kinds of people who would, with absolutely NO gun laws in place, still not buy a gun.

And they are are the people that would get robbed, and raped, and murdered.

While you, me, ryderjames... the people who DO choose to take the responsibility into our own hands to clean up the streets, would be safe.

That's how it was in the Wild West. That's how it is in modern-day (Sweden, i think?). That's how it is in every country that has fewer restrictions on personal weapons now and throughout history.
#15 - The awkward middle child of the series 09/11/2013 on Harrison Ford +2
#33 - **** yea, low brass master race! 09/03/2013 on (untitled) +2
#209 - wait I think I see it! 08/22/2013 on metal fonts +3
#62 - he held on to the ball... damn  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Best. Celebration. Ever. +2
User avatar #65 - ithyphallophobia (08/08/2013) [-]
somehow
#25 - You're passing up a great opportunity to just make black-aids  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Band-aid Skin Color Changer 0
User avatar #26 - ryugazan (07/29/2013) [-]
But that already exists, it's called welfare.
#31 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/29/2013) [-]
#28 - brokenhalf (07/29/2013) [-]
#45 - Did somebody call for Hopeman?! 07/05/2013 on Falling +1
#182 - Hey man anyone can have a bad century 07/01/2013 on Hat +3
#21 - Yes, we were once a small ball of cells and our only distingui… 05/21/2013 on Like some people on FunnyJunk. +7
#13 - team north korea 05/16/2013 on Favorite part 0
#25 - Yea, they're also really fun to tip over 05/16/2013 on Falling down stairs forever 0
#39 - I think you mean, playing music in their city in a tin can. 05/16/2013 on As an American, I must say... 0
#4 - I posted this like forever ago! It's good to see it again. 05/15/2013 on Glow Worm 0
#2592 - **** happens man, you're not alone And t… 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +8
#47 - you must be a riot at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on The Izu Islands +1
User avatar #48 - willcutting (05/13/2013) [-]
No really man, don't you think this picture is like super badass and fucking scary at the same time ?
#220 - killing someone in anything but fair combat is omega, he shoul…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on remember me 0
#223 - tazze (05/06/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as fair combat in war, and this is war against the world, friend
#47 - I understand it! The train never came so he was late to w…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/05/2013 on remember me +232
#219 - tazze (05/05/2013) [-]
that means we can blame ALL the guy's misfortune on the conductor, good excuse to kill him in the most painful way possible
if the world fucks with you, then fight back don't be such an omega
kill the conductor, the wife, and the boss
problem solved
also even if he goes to jail he just got thrown out of his home, at least now he'll have somewhere to sleep
User avatar #220 - eggoman (05/05/2013) [-]
killing someone in anything but fair combat is omega, he should have married a better woman and earned a better job.
#223 - tazze (05/06/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as fair combat in war, and this is war against the world, friend
#189 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
no, the railway service is on strike. That's why the train never came to kill him.
#178 - lightninghedgehog (05/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #172 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
He works for the train company but there is a strike
#140 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
'staking' means strike, by the way
#134 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
just saying here: 'staking' means strike.
de Belgian train company is known for its strikes
User avatar #91 - weefee (05/05/2013) [-]
i thought she was banging the mailman
#67 - falloutreaper (05/05/2013) [-]
THANK YOU I was wondering what the hell it meant!
User avatar #60 - baditch (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought it was a mailman or some shit.
Thank you.
#58 - ccrusie (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks guy, makes sense now :P. Mfw
#53 - tacoarecrazy (05/05/2013) [-]
Just when i thought this was a feel post
#52 - Picture 04/29/2013 on uh,oh i have no control... +5
#158 - teemo is a dude 04/18/2013 on no panties allowed! +1
#94 - Well that explains Canada 04/16/2013 on A tale +1
#38 - bred for it's skills in magic 04/16/2013 on But what about the bears? +43
#108 - Drum band! I marched bluestars 2011 euph and play bass drum at… 04/11/2013 on boom 0
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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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