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#14 - > urge to draw a force diagram increases  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Physics +18
#61 - partnerintroll (04/17/2014) [-]
draw it faggot
#16 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
nigga draw dat fbd
User avatar #41 - thesoulseeker (04/16/2014) [-]
torque is better!
#31 - which one was it? I cant remember  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Meanwhile, in a parallel... +1
User avatar #33 - megatheman (04/12/2014) [-]
episode 9.
#37 - goonzooz (04/12/2014) [-]
i was talking about ep 10... its really fucked. lol but sooo good
User avatar #38 - megatheman (04/12/2014) [-]
o.
#14 - guess not 04/11/2014 on Twerk it 0
#801 - yea he's right, but that doesn't make him sound any less like …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on whore 0
User avatar #816 - anahbell (04/11/2014) [-]
..That's not pretentious at all. He's fucking right. Beauty isn't just aesthetics, beauty is also what's on the inside. Seriously, I hate to get all fruity about it but he's fucking right.
#866 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
but u cant reject that 90% of beauty is skin deep. we do judge books by their cover, only when we read them do we discover its beauty. and guess what? 90% of ppl aint got time fo dat.
User avatar #870 - anahbell (04/14/2014) [-]
'We'

Not me. I don't think that way.
#17 - >Implying high prices in baseball parks are un-american. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on can't bring it to hockey games +9
User avatar #39 - thelastamerican (04/11/2014) [-]
Always bring your own beer. I'm not forking out $5 for a bud lite. I'm not forking out any money for a bud lite. I'm bringing me some Jack in a flask. Plenty of kick in a smaller space. You can't go wrong, and for the price of those beers, you could probably upgrade to some 4 roses.
#11 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Predators -2
#138 - you're still here? good to see ya 04/01/2014 on who is this person and why... +1
#134 - WOO NO SUBSCRIBERS! so... lonely  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on who is this person and why... +5
#187 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
thumbed for Patriots.
#147 - ashee (04/01/2014) [-]
WOOO none for me either!!!

Fuck all of you.
#342 - that was easy 03/30/2014 on For Mudkipfucker +12
#15 - yea i'm still in my undergrad, no idea where i'm going with it…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on PCR 0
#17 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Second year of PhD here. They were showing up wrong, the program treated all of them like that (and since I was modelling DNA they were kinda important). Fortunately it also offered energy minimization using different algorithm, those eneded up being reasonably sane.
#27 - it's meth  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#24 - just.... look up those compounds  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
when you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide, you get salt water
User avatar #27 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
it's meth
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#21 - you're so good at this! you can drink all the "water"  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #23 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
ew, no. salt water tastes like the sea
User avatar #24 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
just.... look up those compounds
User avatar #26 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
when you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide, you get salt water
User avatar #27 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
it's meth
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#10 - AW YISS GET EXCITED I know one is missing DNA …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on PCR +3
#11 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea, that's why I went into computational chemistry. I was doing quite poorly with wet work.
In the end I just traded one kind of hard for another. Weird, poorly documented programs, random crashes and nonsensical simulation results (yay for aromatic rings that end up looking like cyclohexane) became my shit.
User avatar #15 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
yea i'm still in my undergrad, no idea where i'm going with it. Did the aromatic rings get hydrogenated or are they just showing up wrong?
#17 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Second year of PhD here. They were showing up wrong, the program treated all of them like that (and since I was modelling DNA they were kinda important). Fortunately it also offered energy minimization using different algorithm, those eneded up being reasonably sane.
#390 - plot twist: he has cancer and is desperatly trying to cope 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 0
#92 - it's the quote from the show, I'm not actually calling you a sociopath 03/24/2014 on what are we gonna do on the... 0
#82 - you're a sociopath  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on what are we gonna do on the... -1
User avatar #91 - boomerpyro (03/24/2014) [-]
but i don't mind being a sociopath
#191 - this is pathetic 03/23/2014 on biebergotswag's profile 0
#598 - Flaming secret... 03/21/2014 on Assasins name +33
#13 - source i believe 03/18/2014 on Splash Mountain 0
#44 - why are you marching with a saxophone silly  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on woah, he plays hockey +1
User avatar #45 - sexyenchilada (03/18/2014) [-]
Impressive
#40 - What instrument? Your sexiness greatly depends on your re…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/18/2014 on woah, he plays hockey +1
User avatar #63 - mrweekends (03/18/2014) [-]
Being part of the percussion elite that is Snare.
User avatar #55 - chaosbreaker (03/18/2014) [-]
Mellophone not master race reporting in.

Damn thing sounds like you are playing a dying horse that is getting beaten with a stick.
User avatar #52 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Sousaphone Master Race
#67 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
I play tuba
User avatar #68 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Hells to the motherfuckin' yes!
#70 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
I started off in 6th grade playing alto sax and played bari sax in 8th concert. I self-taught myself tuba over the summer and now brass like a pro. I kept bari around for jazz band though. Being transsectional has it's benefits
User avatar #71 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
I started on flute in 5th, went to tuba in 8th.

My high school marching band stint included one year where our show was Bon Jovi.

I now know the bassline to "Livin' On A Prayer".
#72 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Our marching show this season was Journey, so I've got Don't Stop Believing, Any Way You Want It, and Separate Ways all memorized still. Separate Ways is 95% F, good blasting song
User avatar #73 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Let's see...My freshman year was jazz, my sophomore was stuff from Disney's Millenium Celebration, junior was Bon Jovi, and senior was Peter and the Wolf.
#74 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
That's a pretty good lineup. What state was that in, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #75 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Michigan. Hazel Park High School.
#76 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Ah, cool. I'm down in Arkansas. Do you still do band? Assuming you're in collage
User avatar #77 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
No and no. Went to a Tech school for a little while, but between lack of money, work, and having to take care of my mother, haven't gotten around to finishing yet.
#78 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Good on you for looking after your mom. It doesn't seem like most people understand the sacrifice of time involved with that. Well, I should be heading to bed. It's been a pleasure talking to you. If you've got steam, my name is Zoop Soup if you want to add me. Have a good night
User avatar #41 - sexyenchilada (03/18/2014) [-]
Alto Saxophone And I am a 15 year old guy And I'm already wayyyyyy too sexy
User avatar #64 - hlgrindstaff (03/18/2014) [-]
Alto Saxophone master race
actually I'm playing tenor sax in a concert band and it's pretty fantastic, high notes are so easy but anything under an E is hard as shit to get out
#44 - eggoman (03/18/2014) [-]
why are you marching with a saxophone silly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45VFFO9IPQ
User avatar #45 - sexyenchilada (03/18/2014) [-]
Impressive
#53 - You like turkeys don't you zac  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama +216
User avatar #265 - teratorn (03/12/2014) [-]
Obama knows he cant hit him.
#246 - chandlermx (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - phantomonkey (03/12/2014) [-]
He may not be the best president, but he's an awesome person.
#218 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #908138 at Friendly ** mfw i read the stupidest comment i seen anywhere for months
#252 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7845257 at Safe For Work Random Board **

MFW Anon is overstating a point and then fails.
#253 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,226**

Oh my god I nailed it.
User avatar #95 - stimtheone (03/12/2014) [-]
The end of that gif has so much potential.
#14 - or anchor arms 03/06/2014 on Battletoads -2
#55 - "Something is afoot in Ukraine" 03/06/2014 on Something funny happened on... +5
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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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