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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:8/29/2014
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#40 - What instrument? Your sexiness greatly depends on your re…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/18/2014 on woah, he plays hockey +1
User avatar #63 - mrweekends (03/18/2014) [-]
Being part of the percussion elite that is Snare.
User avatar #55 - chaosbreaker (03/18/2014) [-]
Mellophone not master race reporting in.

Damn thing sounds like you are playing a dying horse that is getting beaten with a stick.
User avatar #52 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Sousaphone Master Race
#67 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
I play tuba
User avatar #68 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Hells to the motherfuckin' yes!
#70 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
I started off in 6th grade playing alto sax and played bari sax in 8th concert. I self-taught myself tuba over the summer and now brass like a pro. I kept bari around for jazz band though. Being transsectional has it's benefits
User avatar #71 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
I started on flute in 5th, went to tuba in 8th.

My high school marching band stint included one year where our show was Bon Jovi.

I now know the bassline to "Livin' On A Prayer".
#72 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Our marching show this season was Journey, so I've got Don't Stop Believing, Any Way You Want It, and Separate Ways all memorized still. Separate Ways is 95% F, good blasting song
User avatar #73 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Let's see...My freshman year was jazz, my sophomore was stuff from Disney's Millenium Celebration, junior was Bon Jovi, and senior was Peter and the Wolf.
#74 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
That's a pretty good lineup. What state was that in, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #75 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
Michigan. Hazel Park High School.
#76 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Ah, cool. I'm down in Arkansas. Do you still do band? Assuming you're in collage
User avatar #77 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/18/2014) [-]
No and no. Went to a Tech school for a little while, but between lack of money, work, and having to take care of my mother, haven't gotten around to finishing yet.
#78 - zoopsoup (03/18/2014) [-]
Good on you for looking after your mom. It doesn't seem like most people understand the sacrifice of time involved with that. Well, I should be heading to bed. It's been a pleasure talking to you. If you've got steam, my name is Zoop Soup if you want to add me. Have a good night
User avatar #41 - sexyenchilada (03/18/2014) [-]
Alto Saxophone And I am a 15 year old guy And I'm already wayyyyyy too sexy
User avatar #64 - hlgrindstaff (03/18/2014) [-]
Alto Saxophone master race
actually I'm playing tenor sax in a concert band and it's pretty fantastic, high notes are so easy but anything under an E is hard as shit to get out
#44 - eggoman (03/18/2014) [-]
why are you marching with a saxophone silly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45VFFO9IPQ
User avatar #45 - sexyenchilada (03/18/2014) [-]
Impressive
#53 - You like turkeys don't you zac  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama +216
User avatar #265 - teratorn (03/12/2014) [-]
Obama knows he cant hit him.
#246 - chandlermx (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - phantomonkey (03/12/2014) [-]
He may not be the best president, but he's an awesome person.
#218 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #908138 at Friendly ** mfw i read the stupidest comment i seen anywhere for months
#252 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7845257 at Safe For Work Random Board **

MFW Anon is overstating a point and then fails.
#253 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,226**

Oh my god I nailed it.
User avatar #95 - stimtheone (03/12/2014) [-]
The end of that gif has so much potential.
#14 - or anchor arms 03/06/2014 on Battletoads -2
#55 - "Something is afoot in Ukraine" 03/06/2014 on Something funny happened on... +5
#123 - I've never been so homesick till now :'( so hungry pic no… 03/06/2014 on Chicago 0
#22 - You've got to admit, he is rocking that dress. 03/03/2014 on It's AWKWARD +36
#26 - Picture 02/26/2014 on Aaron Paul and Tom Felton 0
#79 - He died for our chins 02/23/2014 on Wut? +1
#32 - Was I the only one who thought Standard Temperature and Pressure? 02/13/2014 on Doctor Mater 0
#80 - #1779 Porsche was the child's name 02/12/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 1... +4
#131 - "evolver" 02/07/2014 on The sad reality of last... +9
#66 - it's not a bad idea to try learning the lingo 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... -1
#175 - where do you play him? i can never farm a lane with him  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Roles in a nutshell 0
User avatar #222 - jimjoejohnson (02/06/2014) [-]
I usually play bot or top for the first 15-20 minutes, then just roam around ganking and getting kills. I play with my friend who usually plays Zilean, we have a strategy where he'll give me the move speed buff and a bomb, then I'll powerball into an enemy, taunt them and use my ult, if my health gets low then he just uses the Zilean ult and all is good.
#78 - believes in a superior race, is communist. Did he read the wrong book?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Interesting Facts n Shit 6 +2
User avatar #79 - deathhardiv (02/05/2014) [-]
Just slightly insane.
User avatar #87 - telekinetic (02/05/2014) [-]
Very insane. They killed around a million cambodians once they came into power. Anyone who was associated with western ideas or had an education bove kindergarten was killed so that they could "restart" society, which they did with mass propaganda to every child in the country.
#46 - Picture 02/04/2014 on Advertising war 0
#28 - holdup now, the reason there were no "civilizations"… 02/04/2014 on Advertising war 0
#140 - fears and gummy...beers? 01/28/2014 on ONE EASY TRICK 0
#295 - Remember kids, stealing is only legal if they're poorer than you. 01/28/2014 on Greed +4
#29 - ford flex 01/27/2014 on Ford Focus +1
#205 - yes, stupid people get people killed while driving. Sadly it's… 01/23/2014 on Feels Inbound 0
#94 - Picture 01/01/2014 on Casul gamer +1
#201 - my background 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
#12 - Don't hurt me. 12/03/2013 on ok +23
#16 - there's a section for things not safe for work. … 11/24/2013 on (unitiled) +5
#74 - "That children ' them do Mm" I'm on t… 11/04/2013 on (untitled) +1
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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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