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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:9/19/2014
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Content Ranking:#5469
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Highest Content Rank:#5463
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#245701 - GIVE ME JESUS ADMIN COLOR! 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#245635 - AUTISM FOR EVERYONE?! LOOK AT THESE ELECTRODES! 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#245382 - You know what's autistic? Dental Fluorosis WOOOOOO! 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM +4
#245308 - Dude i bet you have a great arnie voice 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#245284 - Can you do an ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER impression? 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#245243 - DUDE TESTING OUT NEW STUFF, We need some DANGER ZONE Kenny Loggins! 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#245128 - This has all the signs of a good party I DON'T KNOW W… 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#112 - What really pisses me of is that EMT's only make 12$ an hour s…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Ambulance +27
User avatar #158 - muffintime (04/27/2014) [-]
Lmao in Alberta, Canada we make around $65,000 a year at least...
User avatar #153 - theygotgrapedrink (04/27/2014) [-]
where do you work? it's like 10.50 in oklahoma
#145 - youxbarstard (04/27/2014) [-]
And yet I make $15.50 an hour cleaning at a chemical factory.....seems legit.
User avatar #114 - Pawnyewest (04/27/2014) [-]
i wish i got 12/hr i make 9.55
User avatar #160 - muffintime (04/27/2014) [-]
Dude. really? Just as an Emr I make $16 in Alberta.... Fuck man, I'm sorry... you're getting fucked over...
#31 - unless you pre-ordered it 04/25/2014 on Do you even play Dark Souls? 0
#4206 - **eggoman rolls 6,571,604** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#152 - who keeps farting on your pillow?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on No Escape From That +2
User avatar #366 - tazzerz (04/17/2014) [-]
It was caused from working, I was digging up the floor of an old house so we could lay a new floor and dust got in my eye, other times, when I was younger, I used to play with my friends in a forest outside my house, stuff got in my eye and so on.
#14 - > urge to draw a force diagram increases  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Physics +18
#61 - partnerintroll (04/17/2014) [-]
draw it faggot
#16 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
nigga draw dat fbd
#41 - thesoulseeker (04/16/2014) [-]
torque is better!
#31 - which one was it? I cant remember  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Meanwhile, in a parallel... +1
User avatar #33 - megatheman (04/12/2014) [-]
episode 9.
#37 - goonzooz (04/12/2014) [-]
i was talking about ep 10... its really fucked. lol but sooo good
User avatar #38 - megatheman (04/12/2014) [-]
o.
#14 - guess not 04/11/2014 on Twerk it 0
#801 - yea he's right, but that doesn't make him sound any less like …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on whore 0
User avatar #816 - anahbell (04/11/2014) [-]
..That's not pretentious at all. He's fucking right. Beauty isn't just aesthetics, beauty is also what's on the inside. Seriously, I hate to get all fruity about it but he's fucking right.
#866 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
but u cant reject that 90% of beauty is skin deep. we do judge books by their cover, only when we read them do we discover its beauty. and guess what? 90% of ppl aint got time fo dat.
User avatar #870 - anahbell (04/14/2014) [-]
'We'

Not me. I don't think that way.
#17 - >Implying high prices in baseball parks are un-american. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on can't bring it to hockey games +9
User avatar #39 - thelastamerican (04/11/2014) [-]
Always bring your own beer. I'm not forking out $5 for a bud lite. I'm not forking out any money for a bud lite. I'm bringing me some Jack in a flask. Plenty of kick in a smaller space. You can't go wrong, and for the price of those beers, you could probably upgrade to some 4 roses.
#11 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Predators -2
#138 - you're still here? good to see ya 04/01/2014 on who is this person and why... +1
#134 - WOO NO SUBSCRIBERS! so... lonely  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on who is this person and why... +5
#187 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
thumbed for Patriots.
#147 - ashee (04/01/2014) [-]
WOOO none for me either!!!

Fuck all of you.
#342 - that was easy 03/30/2014 on For Mudkipfucker +12
#15 - yea i'm still in my undergrad, no idea where i'm going with it…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on PCR 0
#17 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Second year of PhD here. They were showing up wrong, the program treated all of them like that (and since I was modelling DNA they were kinda important). Fortunately it also offered energy minimization using different algorithm, those eneded up being reasonably sane.
#27 - it's meth  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#24 - just.... look up those compounds  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
when you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide, you get salt water
User avatar #27 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
it's meth
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#21 - you're so good at this! you can drink all the "water"  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #23 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
ew, no. salt water tastes like the sea
User avatar #24 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
just.... look up those compounds
User avatar #26 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
when you mix hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide, you get salt water
User avatar #27 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
it's meth
User avatar #31 - huffe (03/28/2014) [-]
and here i thought you were saying that sodium hyrdoxide, hydrochoric acid and ether are the components of the nasal vapor.
one look-up later, i understand.
sorry mate. didn't know what that shit had in it
#10 - AW YISS GET EXCITED I know one is missing DNA …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on PCR +3
#11 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea, that's why I went into computational chemistry. I was doing quite poorly with wet work.
In the end I just traded one kind of hard for another. Weird, poorly documented programs, random crashes and nonsensical simulation results (yay for aromatic rings that end up looking like cyclohexane) became my shit.
User avatar #15 - eggoman (03/28/2014) [-]
yea i'm still in my undergrad, no idea where i'm going with it. Did the aromatic rings get hydrogenated or are they just showing up wrong?
#17 - pikovsky (03/28/2014) [-]
Second year of PhD here. They were showing up wrong, the program treated all of them like that (and since I was modelling DNA they were kinda important). Fortunately it also offered energy minimization using different algorithm, those eneded up being reasonably sane.
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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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