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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Content Ranking:#5044
Comment Ranking:#10286
Highest Content Rank:#5032
Highest Comment Rank:#2244
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Comment Thumbs: 5342 total,  5968 ,  626
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Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win
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#70 - good luck without that college degree bud!  [+] (12 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Wrastling +2
User avatar #71 - dppwrestler (04/29/2012) [-]
It's cool, got a 3.0 at the top private school in the USA as a sophomore, I think I'll be able to pull some college to have enough sympathy to take lil ol' me in...
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User avatar #401 - dppwrestler (05/01/2012) [-]
I would love to hear the argument of how much more intelligent you are than me... please elaborate.
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User avatar #403 - dppwrestler (05/01/2012) [-]
The fact that it is basically the minimal value that you need to get into any good college without sports on top of that, and at least it once was, the Peddie School. You can check it out if you really care THAT much, although I don't see why that would be needed. The acceptance rate alone should make it at least in the top 10.
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User avatar #406 - dppwrestler (05/01/2012) [-]
oh and sauce?
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User avatar #408 - dppwrestler (05/01/2012) [-]
It's called looking at your history... or if google chrome just check closed tabs -__- You must really be intelligent or an astounding liar.
User avatar #405 - dppwrestler (05/01/2012) [-]
Damn, it's really dropped... I know the year my uncle graduated in '05 it was at 37
User avatar #78 - eggoman (04/29/2012) [-]
wow top private school in the USA, so your parents are rich ;)
User avatar #80 - dppwrestler (04/29/2012) [-]
Lol nope, i just said fuck it... use ALL the financial aid!
#3115 - Comment Overload! 04/29/2012 on roll em 0
#157 - Picture 04/28/2012 on Bone Cancer Skull +18
#162 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2012 on Two Dictionaries and a Chicken 0
#165 - tvibe (04/28/2012) [-]
#120 - Picture 04/27/2012 on FJ 4 EVER 0
#736 - Picture 04/27/2012 on Mom's Spaghetti 0
#735 - lol this made me remember our brass pre-show hype. There's vom… 04/27/2012 on Mom's Spaghetti 0
#47 - That's going on my list of epic places to have sex  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2012 on Awesome pic!! +6
User avatar #51 - toxickooties (04/27/2012) [-]
Agreed, I hope you don't mind that is also now added to my list.
User avatar #58 - ihatem (04/27/2012) [-]
I'll note that down along with you guys. (I don't mean the sex, I mean adding to the...shit you know what I mean)
#61 - toxickooties (04/27/2012) [-]
Oh come on... admit it. You wanna smush up there.
#67 - ihatem (04/27/2012) [-]
I mean that what I meant when I said I didn't mean that, I meant that I didn't mean sex up there with you guys, I meant adding it to the epic sex list. So I did mean that, I just didn't mean that I didn't mean that.

#75 - toxickooties (04/27/2012) [-]
I don't think either of us assumed you meant sex with us...
#80 - ihatem (04/27/2012) [-]
#69 - zerojaxx (04/27/2012) [-]
what?
#19 - False, Gir was the turkey all along 04/27/2012 on Cannibalism? Where? +11
#43 - I was the turkey all along! 04/27/2012 on What'ya s(t)andin' there for? +3
#129 - Awesome as **** 04/27/2012 on Flawless victory +1
#128 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on double standered 0
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#319 - i bet she gives fantastic blowjobs 04/20/2012 on I'm Beautiful +10
#60 - I thought he looked like a jedi... 04/20/2012 on Young Assasin +4
#66 - The true really photogenic guy 04/18/2012 on NPH +28
#643 - so you're saying they... evolved  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Evotards +2
User avatar #644 - Ninotori (04/18/2012) [-]
Yup :D I believes in zee evolution. And in God. OMFG. IMPOSSIBRU.
#246 - Go **** yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on boner +9
#250 - counterannon (04/17/2012) [-]
He said it, He said it
#323 - Dude. Ringo was a boss. That's the point of all this text here… 04/16/2012 on Oh, Ringo +14
#31 - Good job you found the cutest baby animal pictures, and the ug… 04/15/2012 on Babies +22
#104 - I really don't see what all the fuss is about  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2012 on Y U NO LOOK BAD +27
#115 - vanoreo (04/14/2012) [-]
I read "Fuss is about" just as my TV in the other room said "fuss is about"

I shat my pants
#128 - hiddenninjaoh (04/14/2012) [-]
Do you leave the Tv on in the other room to feel like you aren't alone in the house.
#310 - vanoreo (04/14/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #297 - marqueze (04/14/2012) [-]
I bet he does. My brother does it all the time, fucking wierd how he gets up from bed, walks to the living room and turns on the TV... and then goes back to bed.
#48 - Caught it on the second line, why? because I listen to Blink 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2012 on Oh 4chan +27
#57 - verby (04/13/2012) [-]
I started reading it to the beat of the song around the third line, but didn't catch on till the end
TL;DR im an idiot
#40 - Picture 04/12/2012 on It spins +1
#126 - Hearing AIDS  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2012 on Bad Luck Brian +14
#127 - joexdtry (04/12/2012) [-]
ohh you mean justin bieber...
#30 - I had a dream they won the world series, and my grandfather wa… 04/09/2012 on I feeled to this so hard +2
#42 - I had to grab my guitar and play it, beautiful song (: 04/09/2012 on Nostalgia blast +3
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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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