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eggoman

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
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Content Ranking:#7325
Comment Ranking:#10379
Highest Content Rank:#4804
Highest Comment Rank:#2244
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Level 91 Content: Srs Business → Level 92 Content: Srs Business
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Times Content Favorited:79 times
Total Comments Made:882
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Favorite Tags: cannibus (5) | legalize (5) | ninjas (2) | sign (2) | You (2)

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#162 - maybe it's more that since they're moist they are more prone t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2012 on Pokemon Logic +3
User avatar #164 - vgmaster (06/22/2012) [-]
i always pictured the grass absorbing the water
User avatar #180 - biograde (06/22/2012) [-]
kinda like
ya know
drinking it
#566 - I found the funny, good luck on the next post though 06/21/2012 on Justice (enlarge please) +3
#556 - In the U.S. you get paid far under minimum wage if you receive tips. 06/21/2012 on Justice (enlarge please) 0
#447 - Picture 06/21/2012 on Internet myths (rp) +4
#128 - All of the barns were torn down and the land sold except for t… 06/19/2012 on creepy myths 11 (rp) +20
#471 - Now please put your tongue back inside 06/19/2012 on Mentlegen +1
#369 - ... That's what she said ;)  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Mentlegen +3
User avatar #373 - thatswhatshesaid (06/19/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #381 - Vpirate (06/19/2012) [-]
Ha
#428 - Picture 06/19/2012 on stoned on monster +4
#570 - Any explosions that would happen on earth would happen in spac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Movie Logic: Part 3 +10
User avatar #582 - trollchildxy (06/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, I even recall a movie that tried to fit in the fact that sound cannot travel in space by dampening the sound from the explosion as though it was under water. Sounded really gay.

Also, the lasers bit could actually be a trail of plasma caused by the intense heat of the lasers. And before anyone says "well plasma requires atoms" that is true, but believe it or not there is matter free-floating in space. VERY LITTLE but there is. So it is still theoretically possible to see a trail of plasma caused by the laser's heat. Or, another possibility is that the weapons don't fire concentrated lasers, but instead they could shoot plasma.
#210 - Guys it's called Calvinball get over it 06/19/2012 on Amazing Football Save 0
#650 - Picture 06/19/2012 on Oh god it's funny. +6
#88 - At the edge of a giant abyss did a boy quietly reminisce …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on Ah, deep thoughts, Frank. +5
#100 - emmatron (06/18/2012) [-]
There was an old lady from Ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
And opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling
#477 - Everyone cares so much about keeping the baby alive, but once … 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. +6
#232 - Justice 06/17/2012 on cannibalism 0
#73 - yea, those things are suprisingly heavy 06/16/2012 on I'll throw a fire... +1
#100 - Buddhists did it first 06/15/2012 on Trapped +4
#272 - **** you 06/13/2012 on Feeel +1
#144 - Picture 06/11/2012 on An airbender? +2
#66 - Picture 06/10/2012 on Oh God 0
#226 - Picture 06/10/2012 on When you see it +1
#203 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on When you see it +5
#220 - raksada (06/10/2012) [-]
#226 - eggoman (06/10/2012) [-]
#202 - pocket getting picked? there's a guy holding an mp3 player... 06/10/2012 on When you see it +1
#51 - well not every co-worker knows who your wife is  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Husband FAIL +1
User avatar #52 - eyelaughdahame (06/10/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
#30 - Well everyone named Steven is gonna have a crappy day at work today.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Husband FAIL +19
User avatar #32 - eyelaughdahame (06/10/2012) [-]
Good thing every Steven is married to a Emily.
User avatar #51 - eggoman (06/10/2012) [-]
well not every co-worker knows who your wife is
User avatar #52 - eyelaughdahame (06/10/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
#39 - Well i'm allergic to Novocaine so I never have had anesthesia …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on Surgery +1
#44 - yellowfish (06/10/2012) [-]
i dont believe ive ever been offered anesthetics at the dentist.

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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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