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eggoman

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#7734
Comment Ranking:#8188
Highest Content Rank:#4804
Highest Comment Rank:#2244
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Level 91 Content: Srs Business → Level 92 Content: Srs Business
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Times Content Favorited:80 times
Total Comments Made:878
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Favorite Tags: cannibus (5) | legalize (5) | ninjas (2) | sign (2) | You (2)

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#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on office revolt +46
#53 - creepycarl Comment deleted by eggoman
#48 - DiabloStrawhat Comment deleted by eggoman
#32 - Picture 12/16/2012 on GAAAAAAAAYYYYY 0
#156 - These Carlos jokes aren't dead at all, in fact i think they've… 12/14/2012 on Feels +5
#93 - Oh, I love Parkour  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on I hate assholes who park... +2
#96 - robpattinsonisafag (12/13/2012) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CARLOS!
#129 - Picture 12/12/2012 on First nipple problems +1
#126 - offspring? 12/12/2012 on The V 0
#93 - Yea I broke mine wrestling when I was 15, but my coach didn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Intabiew Purizu +2
User avatar #100 - defeats (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, my nose has never looked the same.
#52 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Theres snow in my ass +10
#84 - you re-broke your nose 3 times? **** , I just left mine broke  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Intabiew Purizu +1
User avatar #89 - defeats (12/12/2012) [-]
Ha well, all three have been done while playing rugby, and I wanted to keep a straight nose.
The first time I was 15, so I was taken to the hospital and they fixed it, I was almost knocked out by the hit, so I was checked for a concussion too, which came back negative.
The second time it wasn't so bad, the rugby coach set it.
And the third time it wasn't bad either I tried to set it myself, just gave it a serious pull and tried to put it back in front of a mirror. That was very painful to do, but the pain from a broken nose doesn't last to long I found.
User avatar #93 - eggoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Yea I broke mine wrestling when I was 15, but my coach didn't know how to set it and it wasn't too bad. It got worse after a few years of wrestling, but I figure i'm not handsome anyway. Plus it adds character haha
User avatar #100 - defeats (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, my nose has never looked the same.
#261 - This Vagina is in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! 12/12/2012 on Alone 0
#77 - Finn? 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +2
#740 - Comment deleted 12/10/2012 on This channel +2
#22 - He shouldn't have a problem scaling those stairs  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2012 on fish -4
User avatar #28 - thefitz (11/30/2012) [-]
Carlos, I know who you are. I know you want thumbs. If you are looking for thumbs, I can tell you ain't nobody got time for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you never say a pun again, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#29 - Ken M (11/30/2012) [-]
TL;DR
#25 - Ken M (11/30/2012) [-]
CARLOS!
#23 - mausbaus (11/30/2012) [-]
#430 - lol well, 11/30/2012 on Kickstarter +1
#70 - I appreciated it 11/29/2012 on Slavery +14
#44 - he shouldn't have a problem scaling those stairs  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Fish stairs +104
#98 - lospussy (11/25/2012) [-]
#97 - kinglybotman (11/25/2012) [-]
That's right. Your thumbs only give me power!
#74 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#94 - greasychesticles (11/25/2012) [-]
*Fixed

#102 - WhattheNorris has deleted their comment.
#50 - makethingsworse (11/25/2012) [-]
Good job, Carlos. That was pretty funny. Have a good day.
#23 - I dunno guys, this advertisement seems a bit forced  [+] (9 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Black Friday Advertisement... +135
#46 - mmgmm (11/25/2012) [-]
fucking christ carlos..
#42 - simfar (11/25/2012) [-]
Fucking sick of your shit Carlos...
User avatar #40 - haunterbrony (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't even know from where the actual fuck this guy is.

But I like it.
User avatar #51 - lilbigjoethefool (11/25/2012) [-]
HOP ON THE MAGIC SCHOOOOOOL BUSS! .... yeah!
#38 - cjasper (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 - oishiine (11/25/2012) [-]
Jesus fuck. I've had it up to here with your shit Carlos. I'm calling border patrol.
#31 - oishiine has deleted their comment.
#24 - artyommetro (11/25/2012) [-]
#48 - jdbbx (11/25/2012) [-]
Lost my shit.
#108 - That's why they go after a guy with a lot of cents.. ha.. ahah... wooo 11/24/2012 on French Feminism +12
#259 - Relevant picture evidence 11/24/2012 on 2021 0
#81 - He's just one small toot from pink eye! 11/23/2012 on random post +2
#158 - REAL MEN PLAY WITHOUT MOUTHPIECES 11/23/2012 on WAT 0
#152 - No, those are just examples of constant velocities we use to d… 11/23/2012 on Stardust -1
#241 - I kindly disagree  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on Phil #6 0
User avatar #244 - Hreidmar (11/21/2012) [-]
To each their own. I thought the first few I saw were quite amusing, but by now, they're getting rather stale.
#19 - He will never defetus  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2012 on You go get em. +45
#30 - Wumbologist (11/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 - mezznok (11/19/2012) [-]
Your name... Please have my internets.
#26 - Ken M (11/19/2012) [-]
this was glorious
#3 - that would be an abomination. 11/19/2012 on eggoman's profile 0

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User avatar #2 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
you should totally have pancakes tomorrow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eggoman (11/19/2012) [-]
that would be an abomination.
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