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#131 - Welcome to wales my friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2013 on New Addiction 0
#134 - SovietXMudkip (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't think I'm ever going to get out of here, man.
User avatar #137 - eggbanjo (05/27/2013) [-]
head east, untill you hit a motorway, get to Birmingham, find the airport there
#139 - SovietXMudkip (05/27/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll try and do that. Man, your country is beautiful.
User avatar #141 - eggbanjo (05/27/2013) [-]
goodluck on your quest
#2 - the two crack addicts in the background..  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on That rage face +5
User avatar #3 - nachobeldavid (05/20/2013) [-]
Thats what I noticed, his security team looks like the cast of the New Guy.
#3 - that is how i feel about this website. 05/14/2013 on the ride never ends 0
#19 - well if there was a plane crash wouldn't the odds be much lowe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Compare the Odds +1
User avatar #20 - umaya (04/29/2013) [-]
They probably worked that out differently, its not like 4.6 million people have been involved in aeroplane crashes and 1 survived, most likely it just means out of all the aeroplane flights that have happened this many have had a crash, they really mix and match statistics in things to give false impressions.
#2 - St Mary street, Cardiff? Fellow Welshman..? 04/29/2013 on Ninja-Cyberman 0
#5 - Population of Wales - 3,000,000 Number of fatalities cause…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Compare the Odds +7
User avatar #21 - iggyblanco (04/29/2013) [-]
The statistic is the probability you will die from one those causes in your lifetime, not in a given year. So:

Population - Wales 3,000,000
Fatalities last year - 121
Life Expectancy Wales - 79.7

3,000,000 / (121) (79.7) = ~311

So about 1 in 311 will die in a car accident.
User avatar #6 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
okaaaay... then this probably is from another country and does not affect you (prolly japan)
User avatar #9 - nylak (04/29/2013) [-]
Japan:
4612 motor vehicle fatalities in 2011, population of 127,799,000.
4612/127,799,000 = Number way smaller than 1/125.
#12 - ainise (04/29/2013) [-]
That's one year. This says *period*.

Assuming the population remained a constant 127,799,000 and there was an average of 4612 fatalities per year, and the average life expectancy was 60 years of age, 276,720 of 127,799,000 would die. This is .216%, or .216/100, or 1 : 416. This is taking a lot of assumptions, but as you can see it's much closer to the original number. Similarly Whales is 1:413.

I don't personally know much about whales, but Japan has less vehicles per person, and it's completely normal for a person to not have a drivers license - as they are harder to obtain, and far less necessary. Japan also has much safer driving due to lower speed limits, mostly due to so many blind turns, and odd driving habits.

This doesn't say "in a year" it says "1 in 125 die in a car crash", or more specifically "You have a 1:125 chance of dying in a car crash". The number itself is actually wrong, and it seems to be based on this formula http://www.safespeed.org.uk/old12mph.html which states that drivers in an injury accident have a 1:125 chance of it being fatal. So yes, it is incorrect. However you're even farther off. ;)
User avatar #10 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
I was making a racist joke.

Sorry ._.
User avatar #22 - nylak (04/29/2013) [-]
..Ah, I get it now. Heheheheh.
#2 - what? so 1 in every 125 people die in a car crash? that cant be right?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Compare the Odds +12
User avatar #17 - umaya (04/29/2013) [-]
I will analyse...
"You will die in a car crash: 1 in 125", this means if you are in a car crash there is a chance of 1 in 125 you will die, that sounds reasonable.
User avatar #19 - eggbanjo (04/29/2013) [-]
well if there was a plane crash wouldn't the odds be much lower to dying, yanno because big tin can at high altitudes falling and crashing?
User avatar #20 - umaya (04/29/2013) [-]
They probably worked that out differently, its not like 4.6 million people have been involved in aeroplane crashes and 1 survived, most likely it just means out of all the aeroplane flights that have happened this many have had a crash, they really mix and match statistics in things to give false impressions.
#13 - zgbgydug (04/29/2013) [-]
Perhaps it means the odds you will die in a car compared to other ways you could die accidentally?
User avatar #3 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
-Find out the number of fatalities in your country per year
-Find the size of the population during that year
+Do the math
#11 - nwn (04/29/2013) [-]
No, you have to find the amount of fatalities that year.
Comparing amount of fatalities in car crashes with the amount of living people makes no sense.
User avatar #5 - eggbanjo (04/29/2013) [-]
Population of Wales - 3,000,000
Number of fatalities caused by car crashes - 121
3,000,000/121 = 24793 thats 1 in every 24793..
User avatar #21 - iggyblanco (04/29/2013) [-]
The statistic is the probability you will die from one those causes in your lifetime, not in a given year. So:

Population - Wales 3,000,000
Fatalities last year - 121
Life Expectancy Wales - 79.7

3,000,000 / (121) (79.7) = ~311

So about 1 in 311 will die in a car accident.
User avatar #6 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
okaaaay... then this probably is from another country and does not affect you (prolly japan)
User avatar #9 - nylak (04/29/2013) [-]
Japan:
4612 motor vehicle fatalities in 2011, population of 127,799,000.
4612/127,799,000 = Number way smaller than 1/125.
#12 - ainise (04/29/2013) [-]
That's one year. This says *period*.

Assuming the population remained a constant 127,799,000 and there was an average of 4612 fatalities per year, and the average life expectancy was 60 years of age, 276,720 of 127,799,000 would die. This is .216%, or .216/100, or 1 : 416. This is taking a lot of assumptions, but as you can see it's much closer to the original number. Similarly Whales is 1:413.

I don't personally know much about whales, but Japan has less vehicles per person, and it's completely normal for a person to not have a drivers license - as they are harder to obtain, and far less necessary. Japan also has much safer driving due to lower speed limits, mostly due to so many blind turns, and odd driving habits.

This doesn't say "in a year" it says "1 in 125 die in a car crash", or more specifically "You have a 1:125 chance of dying in a car crash". The number itself is actually wrong, and it seems to be based on this formula http://www.safespeed.org.uk/old12mph.html which states that drivers in an injury accident have a 1:125 chance of it being fatal. So yes, it is incorrect. However you're even farther off. ;)
User avatar #10 - yunablade (04/29/2013) [-]
I was making a racist joke.

Sorry ._.
User avatar #22 - nylak (04/29/2013) [-]
..Ah, I get it now. Heheheheh.
#1621 - we should have a support group. 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#4 - GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON!  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Web of lies +27
#18 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
"moon moon" is not a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing.
#23 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
but it is a thing. a stupid thing but a thing nonetheless
User avatar #16 - RealJoker (04/28/2013) [-]
Something something blue.
User avatar #10 - Nystro (04/27/2013) [-]
Hard to read. Stop being so blue damnit!
User avatar #9 - mharikai (04/27/2013) [-]
SO BLUE! MY EYES!!!!
User avatar #6 - LuigiSoldier (04/27/2013) [-]
That_ is_ pretty damn blue.
User avatar #17 - daemonclaw (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm just writing this comment to see how blue my user name is...
#5 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
I have never seen bluer user name....
#5 - Comment deleted 04/27/2013 on Sith Assassin. 0
#4 - The jews almost came in close second...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on They're dead Jim. -1
#6 - godimperator (04/27/2013) [-]
sorry i have to negrep you because of the first unwritten law of being german
#4 - I accidentally the whole straw. wat. 04/27/2013 on Weird questions. 0
#6 - well i hope she never does 04/21/2013 on Funny grandma +5
#3 - no she's got dementia. sorry  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Funny grandma +181
User avatar #93 - deathrun (04/22/2013) [-]
shit that's a blue username
#18 - johnserrano has deleted their comment.
#84 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
no it's eggbanjo.
User avatar #43 - bknob (04/22/2013) [-]
i think its yellow actually
User avatar #4 - newbtube (04/21/2013) [-]
Nah she's a young grandma so i don't think she has any problems with her brain yet.
#40 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Early-onset Alzheimer's can present itself in people in as young as their 30's and 40's.
User avatar #6 - eggbanjo (04/21/2013) [-]
well i hope she never does
#8 - how i imagine whovians..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Just why? +1
#9 - lazyvoltage (04/12/2013) [-]
They would put alot more stuff in their vagina, because ya know, bigger on the inside.
#2 - broken screen maybe? 03/15/2013 on Mother of God 0
#6 - kind of stupid wiping your arse with **** isn't it? 03/15/2013 on Just in case. 0
#3 - what if you disable the popup?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2013 on I'M SO DONE YOU GUYS +48
#72 - chuckiefinster (03/03/2013) [-]
You'll be fine if you disable it.
#56 - danili (03/03/2013) [-]
adblock
#4 - evilsqueakers (03/02/2013) [-]
i would think to disable the pop up, you would have to uninstall pregnancy and the download a new software called abortionex. Which disables the pop-up but it would mean you reinstalled period. My solution would be hysterectomyscript. It completely rids of period and no annoying pop ups! :)
User avatar #71 - dayasalion (03/03/2013) [-]
you cant use abortionex after the pop up has already been initiated!
User avatar #17 - dharkmoswen (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... I got it free when the system gave me that damn ovariancancer.jpg virus... Was not fun. 8 months of the antivirus fixed it tho!
User avatar #5 - iwebby (03/02/2013) [-]
or just install suicide, gets rid of everything :D
User avatar #42 - pwoneill (03/03/2013) [-]
Delete system 32?
User avatar #68 - Zaxplab (03/03/2013) [-]
That causes heart attacks
#268 - Picture 03/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +4
#5 - Boris Mudda ****** Johnson. 01/27/2013 on Boris win ! +3
#8 - why yes, it is a black space ... 01/13/2013 on Field cannot be empty -1
#5 - why do all the cocks get all the hot chicks please just love me 01/04/2013 on Me with my new hot chick! 0
#490 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on FJ Secret Santa 2012 0
#511 - kirokan Comment deleted by eggbanjo
#13 - clearly havent tried it in expert mode? 12/22/2012 on Rapture happened 0
#7 - Picture 12/19/2012 on The Creme Dela Creme of the... +21
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