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#81 - Whoa just realized I said Deity both times in that last senten… 06/09/2014 on Civ 5 +2
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Cowardly +11
#15 - HAMMATIMEZ (06/09/2014) [-]
#77 - It also helps if this hooker isn't rolled on your game, I know…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Civ 5 +7
#94 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
For me it's mostly Caesar and the Daimyo that are assholes. Although every time I play against the Daimyo he's pants-on-head retarded, but tries to get everyone against me.
#76 - Well, a simplified breakdown. Early game I focus on talents an…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Civ 5 0
User avatar #81 - effthree (06/09/2014) [-]
Whoa just realized I said Deity both times in that last sentence, my Hiowatha shutout was on King, I have beaten Deity but it's never been a shutout, more like scraping my way to the top of the pile sweating, bleeding and crying
#77 - effthree (06/09/2014) [-]
It also helps if this hooker isn't rolled on your game, I know the cliche is Gandhi or Montezuma, but holy hell Elizabeth seems to have stick up her bum with my name carved into it
#94 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
For me it's mostly Caesar and the Daimyo that are assholes. Although every time I play against the Daimyo he's pants-on-head retarded, but tries to get everyone against me.
#33 - >Be Hiowatha of the Iroquois >Meet Washington early …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Civ 5 +149
User avatar #68 - megaflak (06/09/2014) [-]
Total noob question, what's your strategy to get science so fast?
#76 - effthree (06/09/2014) [-]
Well, a simplified breakdown. Early game I focus on talents and wonders that help with building(mainly for wonders), Pyramids are a must, and send out as many units as I can spare for ruins
Midgame I rush the wonders that contribute most to Happiness and science while giving out excess luxury for research agreements(limited to a few other civs, helps keep others behind), I try to run with between six and ten cities, too few you lose out on luxury/reseource, too many you spread your cash and happy thin
Lategame I try to keep as many people worldwide happy as I can while speccing into sciencey shit

Also Jungles and Trade posts, late game I've had trade posts yielding 5+science each.

Hope that helps, I'm not a rockstar or anything, many deity games I get shut out immediately with this strategy because I run light on home defense, but other deity games like the one above I manage to get ages ahead
User avatar #81 - effthree (06/09/2014) [-]
Whoa just realized I said Deity both times in that last sentence, my Hiowatha shutout was on King, I have beaten Deity but it's never been a shutout, more like scraping my way to the top of the pile sweating, bleeding and crying
#77 - effthree (06/09/2014) [-]
It also helps if this hooker isn't rolled on your game, I know the cliche is Gandhi or Montezuma, but holy hell Elizabeth seems to have stick up her bum with my name carved into it
#94 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
For me it's mostly Caesar and the Daimyo that are assholes. Although every time I play against the Daimyo he's pants-on-head retarded, but tries to get everyone against me.
#14 - Anyone else read these in Ron Perlman's voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on 100 Ways to Die Comp #1 0
User avatar #91 - thebaseballexpert (06/09/2014) [-]
no
#8 - Finally!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on The Unlikely Artwork Of... +181
User avatar #55 - EnergizierAnon (06/09/2014) [-]
first thing i thought of too. but there's a problem. there isn't a nose piece to the cyclops glasses, so how would it stay up on her face?
#7 - Sometimes "Art" can be just pretentious and stupid, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on The Unlikely Artwork Of... +12
User avatar #52 - shanethedragon (06/09/2014) [-]
yeah i liked this guys sculptures, besides the shit he made out of them were already broken
#5 - Fuckin'A! Homemade Shishkebab 06/08/2014 on Awesome battle +19
#3 - You forgot one  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Exotic fruits compilation +7
#5 - anonymous (06/09/2014) [-]
The people who ate that fruit confirmed that it tastes like shit
#5 - Not sure, still feng shuiing my coffee table o.O  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Wildstar Master Race 0
User avatar #6 - kriodine (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm like 90% percent done with making the perfect smugglers getaway. I spent like 40 gold on plastic money.
#3 - I was making progress in the game until I got my plot of land...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Wildstar Master Race 0
User avatar #4 - kriodine (06/08/2014) [-]
by progress do you mean unlocking your house, is there even anything after that?
User avatar #5 - effthree (06/08/2014) [-]
Not sure, still feng shuiing my coffee table o.O
User avatar #6 - kriodine (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm like 90% percent done with making the perfect smugglers getaway. I spent like 40 gold on plastic money.
#63 - Carolina Reaper runs 1.5 to 2.2 million SU, habaneros are usua… 06/07/2014 on Wings of Death 0
#76 - Tried to get creative, most awesomely satisfying hip pop ever,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on My mom is freaking out +3
User avatar #77 - centurionprime (06/07/2014) [-]
did you grab your camera and take a picture of your ceiling as you felt the regret?

you have earned my respect.
#74 - I agree, though, not amazing 06/07/2014 on My mom is freaking out 0
#73 - Get on my level bruh!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on My mom is freaking out +1
#75 - centurionprime (06/07/2014) [-]
how dare

you speak to me
#76 - effthree (06/07/2014) [-]
Tried to get creative, most awesomely satisfying hip pop ever, laid on the floor for a while, you win this round
User avatar #77 - centurionprime (06/07/2014) [-]
did you grab your camera and take a picture of your ceiling as you felt the regret?

you have earned my respect.
#7 - Fucking Grasshoppers, I have a ridiculously irrational primal …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Found a Tiny Grasshopper 0
#8 - alphavsomega (06/07/2014) [-]
Fuck you
#6 - Favorite spicy food thread! God I LOVE shit like this! Not…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Wings of Death +1
#47 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
That thing looks like an inverted anus.
A spicy inverted anus.
In all seriousness though how much hotter is that than a habanero? Scoville Rating and all that- I haven't tried anything above that and i feel like that thing would burn a hole in my stomach.
User avatar #63 - effthree (06/07/2014) [-]
Carolina Reaper runs 1.5 to 2.2 million SU, habaneros are usually between 150 to 350 thousand.
By comparison pepper spray usually rides the 2 million area
#5 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on Wings of Death 0
#4 - Liberate Tutemet Ex Inferis! 06/07/2014 on trippy 1 0
#82 - Thank you Ze Frank 06/06/2014 on My shoulder can handle it 0
#52 - Picture 06/06/2014 on DIY Satan Summoning +1
#32 - Picture 06/06/2014 on fuck this shit +6
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Toph tread +12
User avatar #20 - mrleague (06/05/2014) [-]
My name is toph because its sounds like tough.
#10 - Picture 06/05/2014 on Toph tread +6
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User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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