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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#4 - Serpents, Worms, Centipedes and such with human features inclu… 09/09/2014 on Koh's request +2
#9 - Thanks to this I read the whole thing in Don Knott's voice 09/06/2014 on Khakis +42
#9 - Moments earlier- "I am ready Finn"  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) +253
#64 - destroyerofcheese (09/07/2014) [-]
Even after reading all the comments, that took me a few minutes.
#27 - primalmachine (09/07/2014) [-]
hfw u ...his dick melts off.
User avatar #49 - halor (09/07/2014) [-]
i think there's a spell of fireproofing that might prevent that
#14 - crimsonsunshine (09/06/2014) [-]
#18 - binuclear (09/06/2014) [-]
#77 - I don't know what you're talking about, I was completely flacc… 09/06/2014 on DOOM - Photoshop Speed Art +1
#4 - Rikki Tikki Tavi will throw down  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Mongoose don't give a shit +25
#9 - rwmwaffle (09/06/2014) [-]
Possibly my favorite cartoon from my childhood, that or Flight of Dragons. Pic Related.
#9 - Time for some Ze Frank  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on nature scary +36
#90 - zerotzallander (09/06/2014) [-]
mfw zefrank
User avatar #29 - thelizardlord (09/06/2014) [-]
"And then, they can do this, which is my favorite."
#23 - It is the standard policy of pretty much every if not all busi… 09/05/2014 on Not a single fuck was given +5
#8 - Picture 09/05/2014 on Masterplan +7
#37 - Wot a sillay dick! 09/05/2014 on My fucking heart after... +4
#36 - Ha! 3:00, casually readjusting the mirror 09/05/2014 on My fucking heart after... +1
#33 - Nope This puckerfest shrank my sphincter to the point of c… 09/05/2014 on My fucking heart after... +1
#27 - Definitely, I was referring to the girl who swept the barrel o… 09/05/2014 on Shot Yourself In The Foot... 0
#10 - Sure you could write down "107" when you are done an… 09/05/2014 on Hummm +7
#24 - Me too, when my dad taught me I was given a tree branch with a…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shot Yourself In The Foot... +1
#26 - donated (09/05/2014) [-]
Well he did say that he explained to his son how it works.

But when things are in practice you tend to mess up.
User avatar #27 - effthree (09/05/2014) [-]
Definitely, I was referring to the girl who swept the barrel of a rifle over the group, the majority of the video, while slightly rustling, is a controlled chaos
#22 - MFW 2:16 "Don't use your fist..." That instructo…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shot Yourself In The Foot... +3
#23 - donated (09/05/2014) [-]
Hes the dudes father. But still i'd be worried if people tried doing some of the stuff he did... Even if it is their first time.
User avatar #24 - effthree (09/05/2014) [-]
Me too, when my dad taught me I was given a tree branch with an arrow drawn on it, along with visual demonstration of himself using the actual firearm times over before I was allowed to even touch it.
We were out shooting with a friend of the family and his daughter, when her rifle was empty she turned saying "It's out" in the process passing the point over the rest of us, inspiring my father and I to dive to the ground and her father to quickly slap the barrel up while whipping his head backwards, I guess some people have different methods of instruction.
I much prefer instruction which values a healthy amount of respect prior to use
#26 - donated (09/05/2014) [-]
Well he did say that he explained to his son how it works.

But when things are in practice you tend to mess up.
User avatar #27 - effthree (09/05/2014) [-]
Definitely, I was referring to the girl who swept the barrel of a rifle over the group, the majority of the video, while slightly rustling, is a controlled chaos
#21 - Expertly? Precisionly?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Shot Yourself In The Foot... +23
#43 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
ITS 'PRECISELY'. 'PRECISIONLY' IS NOT A FUCKING WORD
#56 - chrispoot (09/05/2014) [-]
Who cares? Do you see any police around?
#46 - lubeworm (09/05/2014) [-]
That joke flew over you head so fast it broke the sound barrier
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User avatar #25 - qtipthegreat (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - talonhalfstar (09/05/2014) [-]
Im not sure whether to be scared or aroused.
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#3 - God Fable Two was the **** , I really don't want t…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Crime is no laughing matter! +7
#32 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Lack of content and immersion, Fable 2 was a dissapointment through and through. Fable 3 was better, but not even close to the quality Fable: TLC.
User avatar #36 - lubeworm (08/29/2014) [-]
I'll give you that the first one is awesome, but Fable 3 was not better than 2, less character customization, far smaller weapon variety, lack of ability to build custom weapons, property was an annoying chore with houses breaking down after an hour of gameplay, and encounter scaling broke when you got high enough in 3 to the point where the land was just littered with balverines unless you went to the DLC zones.

I liked Fable 3 as a video game, just not as a Fable game
#26 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
i've been relplaying it this week, omw to reaver
User avatar #4 - stuckinapool (08/28/2014) [-]
I would honestly give someone a blowjob is they somehow ported it to PC. I love it but I'm not about to go buy a 360 for it.
#21 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
gay

yeah, so would I...
#12 - Fun fact with multiplying six against even numbers, the answer…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/28/2014 on The American Education System +200
User avatar #128 - gcloud (08/29/2014) [-]
i litterally never new this... thank u
#109 - mangocurrent (08/29/2014) [-]
To bad it only works up to 6x8
User avatar #100 - ipartywithpedobear (08/29/2014) [-]
How fucking dumb are you people?

I thought my school was shit because we had two 7th graders that were pregnant when i was in middle school, and less than 70% of my senior year classmates graduated.

but shit, we know basic math.
#90 - LocoJoe (08/29/2014) [-]
You've just shown a Calculus student something new about math. Excuse me while I go show everyone this new discovery.
User avatar #80 - onewithpokerface (08/29/2014) [-]
It gets a little more complicated the farther down you go, but yes!

6 x 12

half of 12 is 6. Put the six into the one and you get 72!
#74 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
it's also like that with every number too, in case anyone is wondering.
#60 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
As a math retard you just opened my eyes to a magic trick
User avatar #57 - veettrees (08/28/2014) [-]
It's almost as if multiplying a number by 6 is the same as multiplying it by five and then adding one more of the number again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost.
User avatar #49 - suchusername (08/28/2014) [-]
why is this a fun fact? you mean adding 12, god its 2 units and one decen ofc they keep being that when you keep summing them...
#47 - adriaan (08/28/2014) [-]
6*a=(a*10/2)+a...
works only if a<10


User avatar #45 - admiralen (08/28/2014) [-]
MOTHAFUCKING SCIENCE
#44 - iambadatnaming (08/28/2014) [-]
For multiplying by 9 you time the number by 10 and minus itself.

Example:
9 x 12 would be 10 x 12 = 120-12 = 108
User avatar #40 - strelokkk (08/28/2014) [-]
I love you sir
User avatar #36 - chrisruler (08/28/2014) [-]
The only trick similar to what you said that I was aware of is that to find out if a number is divisible by 3 all the numbers that you are trying to divide by 3 have to equal a number divisible by 3.

like 27. 2+7=9 .... 9 is divisible by 3
33. 3+3=6 .... 6 is divisible by 3
513. 5 +1+3=9
17283. 1+7+2+8+3=21 ....then you can go further if you feel like it. 2+1=3

and then knowing that I always knew how a number is divisible by 6. If the number is divisible by both 2 and 3 then its always divisible by 6.
#32 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
6x10 =/= 510 You have failed ME!
#35 - ohayougozaimasu (08/28/2014) [-]
The 10 is actually just a 1 in the tens place and a 0 in the ones place. (you're carrying the 1 just as you would when normally adding two numbers together) So we need to add those digits in the corresponding places:

6 x 10 = (5+1)0 = 60
(you have 5 tens and you add 1 ten and 0 ones)

This also works for:

6 x 12 = (6+1)2

Actually, this trick would also work for 6 times any odd number given a few tweaks:

6 x 9 = 45 + 9 = 54
(half of 9 is 4.5, or 4 tens and 5 ones. then you add 9 ones)



User avatar #93 - ferndizzle (08/29/2014) [-]
Adding the 9 ones is redundant... might as well have taken 9x6 and just knowing the answer from a different trick. Not really a trick when it is harder than the original.
#135 - ohayougozaimasu (08/29/2014) [-]
True, but I was just pointing out that the same kind of mathematical logic that's behind the 6 x even numbers is behind pretty much any number.
User avatar #68 - EpicAnon (08/29/2014) [-]
9 is easy to multiply in single-digit numbers.
9x1 = 09
9x2 = 18
9x3 = 27
The left number increases one, the right number decreases one.
The number you're multiplying 9 by, just subtract 9 by one less of it, and you have your second number.
And then, subtract one from the number you're multiplying 9 by, and you have the first number.

9x8 = YZ
9-(8-1) = YZ
9-7 = 2
9x8 = Y2

9x8 = Y2
Y = 8-1 = 7
9x8 = 72
#79 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
or you can just 10x-x=y
like 13 would be 130-13= 117
25 250-25 is 225
User avatar #83 - EpicAnon (08/29/2014) [-]
Damn, I feel stupid.
Or overly smart
User avatar #73 - hektoroftroy (08/29/2014) [-]
I like to think of it as you just subtract one from the number for the 10s digit and the difference between 10 and that number is the 1s digit.

Like 9x6
6-1=5
10-6=4
9x6=54
#24 - rothingham (08/28/2014) [-]
6 x Y = 5 Y + Y
6 x Y = 10 x Y/2 + Y
It's as simple as that.
User avatar #22 - xXFairyXx (08/28/2014) [-]
Also all the multiplications of 9 equal to 9 if the single numbers are added together

9X2 =18

1+8=9

9X8= 72

7+2= 9

Ect ect ect.
#46 - lolzordz (08/28/2014) [-]
theres an easier trick for 9

9 x 2 - take the second finger from the left away, youre left with 1 finger on the left and 8 on the right. 18
...
...
9 x 6 - take the sixth finger from the left away, youre left with 5 fingers on the left and 4 on the right. 54

dno if it sounds complicated, but its the easiest when you understand it.
User avatar #27 - frankwest (08/28/2014) [-]
When I was a kid I did it by taking the number right before the single number, then the second digit is what would have to be added to make the single number 10.
Like: 9x3=27
12345
3=7+10.
Your way is better though
#21 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
that's really cool
#19 - marcuss (08/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - ninjaroo (08/28/2014) [-]
That's... pretty cool.
#13 - russy (08/28/2014) [-]
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#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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