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#75 - Yup. Better? Never answered my question about coyotes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns 0
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#68 - Nice. I always like to darkwood finish but I can never find ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns +1
User avatar #73 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
You realize what's going on in that picture is a felony right?
#75 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Better?
Never answered my question about coyotes
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#66 - As is the case with many Paratrooper models the original stock…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns 0
#67 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, the black "tactical" stock is just a bit too much for me, I like to keep my guns simple for the most part, like my AK-74. Only real attachment I put on it is an NcSTAR scope for coyote hunting.
#100 - repulsiveronald (08/27/2014) [-]
Hi mate, I know you from the dead peaches cat thing post, how's it loadin'?
#68 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Nice. I always like to darkwood finish but I can never find just the right one at shows, and will never trust a picture when it comes to ordering stocks online.

Coyotes eh? Farmer maybe? I had to go out after those fuckers all the time, the dark horrible shit they would do to a sheep, while leaving it still alive, never took anything as big as an AK out for that though, rifle with .22mag or my ancient 410 elbow-lock

PS, Dug out the pistol grip, as long as I wear an oven mitt on my left hand I should be ok
User avatar #73 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
You realize what's going on in that picture is a felony right?
#75 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Better?
Never answered my question about coyotes
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#65 - Haha, well the stock it was rammed into when I bought it was l…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns 0
#66 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
As is the case with many Paratrooper models the original stock is long gone and the Bayonet Lug, sadly, has been removed and ground away. You can kind of see the old stock in this pic
#67 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, the black "tactical" stock is just a bit too much for me, I like to keep my guns simple for the most part, like my AK-74. Only real attachment I put on it is an NcSTAR scope for coyote hunting.
#100 - repulsiveronald (08/27/2014) [-]
Hi mate, I know you from the dead peaches cat thing post, how's it loadin'?
#68 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Nice. I always like to darkwood finish but I can never find just the right one at shows, and will never trust a picture when it comes to ordering stocks online.

Coyotes eh? Farmer maybe? I had to go out after those fuckers all the time, the dark horrible shit they would do to a sheep, while leaving it still alive, never took anything as big as an AK out for that though, rifle with .22mag or my ancient 410 elbow-lock

PS, Dug out the pistol grip, as long as I wear an oven mitt on my left hand I should be ok
User avatar #73 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
You realize what's going on in that picture is a felony right?
#75 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Better?
Never answered my question about coyotes
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#63 - Haha! In what respect?  [+] (9 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns 0
User avatar #64 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
Just looks like you kind of threw a Tapco catalog at it and saw what stuck
User avatar #65 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Haha, well the stock it was rammed into when I bought it was lopsided and said "Patent Pending" on the inside, the ATI pack has a lovely tension to it, nice and tight and solid, the included foregrip while fun lives at the bottom of my spare gun crap box, and the flashlight is from my Sig, figured with the space I may as well load it up.
#66 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
As is the case with many Paratrooper models the original stock is long gone and the Bayonet Lug, sadly, has been removed and ground away. You can kind of see the old stock in this pic
#67 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, the black "tactical" stock is just a bit too much for me, I like to keep my guns simple for the most part, like my AK-74. Only real attachment I put on it is an NcSTAR scope for coyote hunting.
#100 - repulsiveronald (08/27/2014) [-]
Hi mate, I know you from the dead peaches cat thing post, how's it loadin'?
#68 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Nice. I always like to darkwood finish but I can never find just the right one at shows, and will never trust a picture when it comes to ordering stocks online.

Coyotes eh? Farmer maybe? I had to go out after those fuckers all the time, the dark horrible shit they would do to a sheep, while leaving it still alive, never took anything as big as an AK out for that though, rifle with .22mag or my ancient 410 elbow-lock

PS, Dug out the pistol grip, as long as I wear an oven mitt on my left hand I should be ok
User avatar #73 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
You realize what's going on in that picture is a felony right?
#75 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Better?
Never answered my question about coyotes
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#62 - Really? I was not aware of this, I like my SIG, those Germans 08/10/2014 on Because Guns 0
#60 - Not bad, how does the pt rail hold up? I've looked at machinin…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Because Guns +1
User avatar #61 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
That SKS looks... like it's in pain.
User avatar #63 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Haha! In what respect?
User avatar #64 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
Just looks like you kind of threw a Tapco catalog at it and saw what stuck
User avatar #65 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Haha, well the stock it was rammed into when I bought it was lopsided and said "Patent Pending" on the inside, the ATI pack has a lovely tension to it, nice and tight and solid, the included foregrip while fun lives at the bottom of my spare gun crap box, and the flashlight is from my Sig, figured with the space I may as well load it up.
#66 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
As is the case with many Paratrooper models the original stock is long gone and the Bayonet Lug, sadly, has been removed and ground away. You can kind of see the old stock in this pic
#67 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, the black "tactical" stock is just a bit too much for me, I like to keep my guns simple for the most part, like my AK-74. Only real attachment I put on it is an NcSTAR scope for coyote hunting.
#100 - repulsiveronald (08/27/2014) [-]
Hi mate, I know you from the dead peaches cat thing post, how's it loadin'?
#68 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Nice. I always like to darkwood finish but I can never find just the right one at shows, and will never trust a picture when it comes to ordering stocks online.

Coyotes eh? Farmer maybe? I had to go out after those fuckers all the time, the dark horrible shit they would do to a sheep, while leaving it still alive, never took anything as big as an AK out for that though, rifle with .22mag or my ancient 410 elbow-lock

PS, Dug out the pistol grip, as long as I wear an oven mitt on my left hand I should be ok
User avatar #73 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
You realize what's going on in that picture is a felony right?
#75 - effthree (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Better?
Never answered my question about coyotes
User avatar #76 - roliga (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm not a farmer, I live in the desert and wild coyotes are everywhere.
#57 - MFW contemplating the irony of using Unpopular Opinion Puffin … 08/10/2014 on Because Guns +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Shit... +8
#34 - malexandercalamity (08/11/2014) [-]
Your fate is sealed
#12 - Just go to the theater, you have to be able to afford a matine…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Funnyjunk the last couple... +4
#23 - highlanderpony (08/10/2014) [-]
I dont have a working car, money (trying to fix car), or a theater within 40 miles of where i live. believe me when I say i would have already seen it if i could have.
#9 - At least get the woman a DynaCube, you'd almost make back the … 08/10/2014 on a very emotional job +1
#4 - Indeed 08/08/2014 on No One Cared Who She Was... 0
#2 - Vague Bane reference?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on No One Cared Who She Was... 0
User avatar #3 - beren (08/08/2014) [-]
I guess? That's pretty damn vague though. But you're right, I don't see any other possible connection. Even if it were to be clear, it'd be a piss poor joke.
User avatar #7 - TimUsher (08/08/2014) [-]
But everyone on the Internet loves piss poor jokes. I also don't see how it's vague when it's line straight from the movie. Even the title of the post is paraphrased from the movie.
User avatar #4 - effthree (08/08/2014) [-]
Indeed
#10 - Having a similar issue here 08/08/2014 on when the sizing of a gif is... +126
#9 - Little help Groot?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on when the sizing of a gif is... +102
#95 - iamgroot (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - groot (08/08/2014) [-]
i am groot
#37 - Not sure, but I'm binging the whole season right now, I would … 08/07/2014 on i got this 0
#9 - Went looking for Misty **** , found new wallpaper …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Poke-beads +6
User avatar #20 - MrKittyKat (08/08/2014) [-]
why does it say..dragonball?
User avatar #13 - vegeta (08/07/2014) [-]
I', afraid
User avatar #14 - vegeta (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm*
#7 - You may want to google image search Misty  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Poke-beads +6
User avatar #8 - linxusthemaruder (08/07/2014) [-]
...this is embarrassing.
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Poke-beads +4
User avatar #6 - linxusthemaruder (08/07/2014) [-]
??
#7 - effthree (08/07/2014) [-]
You may want to google image search Misty
User avatar #8 - linxusthemaruder (08/07/2014) [-]
...this is embarrassing.
#17 - YES! Thank you, I was drawing a total blank 08/07/2014 on i got this 0
#15 - A quick Google image search wasn't helpful, but I think it may…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on i got this 0
User avatar #16 - eatcawk (08/07/2014) [-]
black dynamite? that show was awesome
User avatar #17 - effthree (08/07/2014) [-]
YES! Thank you, I was drawing a total blank
#14 - **effthree rolled image ** Best I can hope for when boating  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on awesome boat. +1
#50 - 4chan refugee (08/08/2014) [-]
that made me hungry
#12 - Wat!?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on awesome boat. +6
User avatar #52 - commontroll (08/08/2014) [-]
"This is an outrage!"
#27 - Woo, props for Hostage reference! ******* lov… 08/07/2014 on imagine waking up with... +2
#21 - If you're going to be emasculated you may as well go for broke…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What are men for +41
#148 - swagbot (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh God - it's Commander Palmer from Halo 4, IRL.


Aww hell I'd still hit it.

...And I'm sure it would hit back.
#194 - youxbarstard (08/08/2014) [-]
The face of Palmer with the legs of Chun Li.
#29 - nudybooty (08/07/2014) [-]
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#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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