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Gender: male
Age: 30
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, N64, Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, WiiU
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Iowa
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#3 - She want the Double-D? She want the Double-D.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Ed Boy +136
User avatar #54 - rapsuskiller (03/22/2015) [-]
Notice how Double-D is holding a belt
User avatar #70 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/22/2015) [-]
Actualy, I think that is a shoulder strap.
User avatar #86 - rapsuskiller (03/22/2015) [-]
I will keep thinking it's a belt
It's more fun
User avatar #47 - taggz (03/22/2015) [-]
id watch another ed edd n eddy show with art like that
#28 - sciencexplain (03/21/2015) [-]
>smoking in a lab
User avatar #11 - masdercheef (03/21/2015) [-]
This makes me think he has two dicks.

I'm surprisingly okay with that.
#16 - joemamaa (03/21/2015) [-]
what do you think he has under the hat?
#17 - I just realized Jonas Jr. Venture is Viewtiful Joe 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +1
#14 - Ooooh, nice, I'd forgotten about that series 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +1
#13 - ******** 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +2
#11 - Holy hell I need to play that again right NOW 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist 0
#9 - Yeah, so is Waluigi, though his trophy abilities aren't as cra… 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +1
#5 - Yeah, though the rare ship may be well over the horizon one ca… 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +1
#3 - It was multiplatform, I myself played the **** out of i… 03/21/2015 on Smash Character Wishlist +1
#67 - On the off chance you're not a troll You're just no f…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Less functional versions of... 0
User avatar #68 - krizz (03/12/2015) [-]
gravity works outside that holder also
#69 - lubeworm (03/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - krizz (03/13/2015) [-]
>properly dry and drain

just leave them anywhere

a bowl with a toot isnt awesome
#25 - I'm not entirely certain you understand what you mean when you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
User avatar #26 - electriccherry (03/12/2015) [-]
Who really cares about functionality, like half of the people who have Sm4sh are little kids, and the people who are older could have some memories from playing it as a kid.

WIN/WIN
#24 - You can say they're unlikely all you want, I'm not petitioning… 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist +1
#13 - Do twins count too? Since genetically they're the same body?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Harem Jutsu +4
#15 - notsofunnycomedy (03/12/2015) [-]
no.
#11 - The first part looks like electric stimulation, possibly inten… 03/11/2015 on What the fuck is going on?!? 0
#7 - My High School driving CD, it's all coming back to me! 03/11/2015 on Gangster Dinos +2
#20 - Also they're not trying to hide Other M all that hard, since t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
#23 - bluemagebrilly (03/11/2015) [-]
I was just saying that most of them were very unlikely, especially old ones like Boy & Blob, and Banjo is sadly a no-go unless Rare gets bought back. It'd be great if they were, since it'd mean Banjo-three-ie(?). Plus him and Kazooie would be great with all their unique moves... But still unlikely.

Personally I wanted Bayonetta on there, since she's a Nintendo character now... But she's too "active" for kids and she has guns. No way to censor those either since that's like 50% of her character is the crazy actions and guns.

It's the Other M skin for Ridley because it's his most recent and probably best 3D version they had of him. Same with the trophies. They don't really have too many Metroid games to work with that are 3D. And... I think most people just hated the story more than the game play, along with Samus being so weird.

And Ridley wouldn't even be in the game if Sakurai didn't get tired of people asking for him... Though him "not being a character" is pretty dumb because Sakurai's excuse was "He's too big."
#24 - effthree (03/11/2015) [-]
You can say they're unlikely all you want, I'm not petitioning any game creators, just sharing thoughts. And I know the whole Rare thing is a cereal-shitter, I'm just gonna keep coming back to the "wish" part. For the rest, I'm sick, not going anywhere tonight, I'll throw down some knowledge.

A Boy and His Blob is 1989, which means Game&Watch, PacMan, Duck Hunt, Mario, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Little Mac, R.O.B., Peach, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Pit, Link, Zelda, Samus, Snake(Yeah man, original Metal Gear-1987) and MegaMan are all older than Boy & Blob. Hell, B&B are only one year younger than Captain Falcon, only three years younger than Wario

Not too many 3D Metroid games you say?

2D
NES
-Metroid
Game Boy
-Metroid II: Return of Samus
Super Nintendo
-Super Metroid
Game Boy Advance
-Metroid Fusion
-Metroid: Zero Mission
-Classic NES Series: Metroid

3D
Nintendo Gamecube
-Metroid Prime
-Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Nintendo DS
-Metroid Prime Pinball
-Metroid Prime: Hunters
Wii
-Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
-Metroid Prime Trilogy
-Metroid: Other M

Even discounting Pinball and the Trilogy rerelease, there are sill roughly the same amount of 2D vs. 3D. Not to mention the fact that they made previously unseen 3D versions of early characters from many games, Including Mother Brain, so the base argument is invalid.

As far as "The best" skin of Ridley, I doubt they just copy and pasted, the more "traditional" version used for brawl could have just as easily been moved over. Plus, Zero Suit herself has been sculpted to further reflect the Other M iteration.

The overall point of this still being intended as a counterpoint to suggestions that they are trying in any way to pretend Other M didn't exist.
#18 - By that logic though you could also use early Bomberman art to… 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist +1
#17 - Going by just size and shape maybe, but they have very little …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist +1
#18 - effthree (03/11/2015) [-]
By that logic though you could also use early Bomberman art to say he should be a Samus skin
#15 - While I respect your faction preference and encourage you to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
User avatar #16 - ninjaofthepi (03/11/2015) [-]
yeah i know but why the fuck not right? allso i much pefre taruns of any other race in wow. but thrall is orc jesus so hes hard to hate.
#14 - Like I said at the top, not everything on my wishlist is a Nin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
#20 - effthree (03/11/2015) [-]
Also they're not trying to hide Other M all that hard, since the Ridley boss in Smash is the Other M skin and there are as many if not more trophies from Other M than the rest of the Metroid games combined.

I played it, certainly not my favorite Metroid game ever, probably my least, but, I still enjoyed it. Maybe because so many people had hated it up before I went in, but also, half my friends that hated it hadn't actually played it, so, meh.

It's not on my replay list, but it's also not on par with RE6 or anything.
#23 - bluemagebrilly (03/11/2015) [-]
I was just saying that most of them were very unlikely, especially old ones like Boy & Blob, and Banjo is sadly a no-go unless Rare gets bought back. It'd be great if they were, since it'd mean Banjo-three-ie(?). Plus him and Kazooie would be great with all their unique moves... But still unlikely.

Personally I wanted Bayonetta on there, since she's a Nintendo character now... But she's too "active" for kids and she has guns. No way to censor those either since that's like 50% of her character is the crazy actions and guns.

It's the Other M skin for Ridley because it's his most recent and probably best 3D version they had of him. Same with the trophies. They don't really have too many Metroid games to work with that are 3D. And... I think most people just hated the story more than the game play, along with Samus being so weird.

And Ridley wouldn't even be in the game if Sakurai didn't get tired of people asking for him... Though him "not being a character" is pretty dumb because Sakurai's excuse was "He's too big."
#24 - effthree (03/11/2015) [-]
You can say they're unlikely all you want, I'm not petitioning any game creators, just sharing thoughts. And I know the whole Rare thing is a cereal-shitter, I'm just gonna keep coming back to the "wish" part. For the rest, I'm sick, not going anywhere tonight, I'll throw down some knowledge.

A Boy and His Blob is 1989, which means Game&Watch, PacMan, Duck Hunt, Mario, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Little Mac, R.O.B., Peach, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Pit, Link, Zelda, Samus, Snake(Yeah man, original Metal Gear-1987) and MegaMan are all older than Boy & Blob. Hell, B&B are only one year younger than Captain Falcon, only three years younger than Wario

Not too many 3D Metroid games you say?

2D
NES
-Metroid
Game Boy
-Metroid II: Return of Samus
Super Nintendo
-Super Metroid
Game Boy Advance
-Metroid Fusion
-Metroid: Zero Mission
-Classic NES Series: Metroid

3D
Nintendo Gamecube
-Metroid Prime
-Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Nintendo DS
-Metroid Prime Pinball
-Metroid Prime: Hunters
Wii
-Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
-Metroid Prime Trilogy
-Metroid: Other M

Even discounting Pinball and the Trilogy rerelease, there are sill roughly the same amount of 2D vs. 3D. Not to mention the fact that they made previously unseen 3D versions of early characters from many games, Including Mother Brain, so the base argument is invalid.

As far as "The best" skin of Ridley, I doubt they just copy and pasted, the more "traditional" version used for brawl could have just as easily been moved over. Plus, Zero Suit herself has been sculpted to further reflect the Other M iteration.

The overall point of this still being intended as a counterpoint to suggestions that they are trying in any way to pretend Other M didn't exist.
#10 - About how I felt when I stumbled across it googling images 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
#5 - Dude, CustomRobo, thanks for reminding me, I'm going to go dig… 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist 0
#4 - I can see why you'd cringe at the term, I could have said &quo… 03/11/2015 on Smash Bros. Character Wishlist +2
#42 - Sweet Jesus, will you be my life coach? 03/07/2015 on picture to drawing +1
#12 - What roliga said, mods make for janky terminology. 03/04/2015 on U.S. can see what Ivan can't +6
#72 - Hide and Move Silently  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on DnD +17
User avatar #85 - thepunchedface (03/04/2015) [-]
ahh cool

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#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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