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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, N64, Wii, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Plenty
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Iowa
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#8 - Left is Archer Not sure about the Italianish looking family 10/20/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
#5 - Great, here come the nightmares I can see it now... I … 10/20/2014 on Fin the original +2
#33 - She sobs, the hand not holding her phone nervously searching f…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS +5
User avatar #41 - tunotoo (10/20/2014) [-]
why do you hurt me so?
#39 - Kanoah (10/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck, man?
#32 - Then, walking slowly down the front stairs of the hospital, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS +7
User avatar #33 - effthree (10/20/2014) [-]
She sobs, the hand not holding her phone nervously searching for a place the rest, finding o lock of hair above her left shoulder and twisting it loosely. Her reddened eyes, never having met those of Russell, scan down the back of her car, parked, re-parked, at a hastily odd angle, to the still form just beyond.
Russell's feet slow their pace involuntarily as he moves to kneel next to Dug. Dug's old hide, matted and dark around his ribcage and midesction, shudders as he tries, unsuccessfully, the lift his head, letting out a soft whine.
The girl watches, nose reddened, pulling her lower lip between her teeth, as Russell gently strokes the fur back from Dug's greyed eyebrows to his still-alert ears.
"It's okay boy, it's okay-" Russell chokes over a hiccuping sob.
Dug's eyebrows lift as he turns his glassy wet eyes toward Russell, his worn old collar crackles with static, then a soft, friendly voice carries from the speaker-
"Was I a good boy?"
User avatar #41 - tunotoo (10/20/2014) [-]
why do you hurt me so?
#39 - Kanoah (10/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck, man?
#3 - My son knows not Feels 10/20/2014 on Liquid Marijuanas +1
#21 - Then I find Fio cosplay and my day's productivity comes to a s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Dope as pixel art from... +4
User avatar #25 - gdikodiak (10/17/2014) [-]
wow
#20 - Metal Slug, **** yes 10/17/2014 on Dope as pixel art from... +3
#2 - Bob'sFW  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Surprise +123
User avatar #41 - satanisrealgod (10/17/2014) [-]
it's not a cheetah though, you dumb fuck piece of shit mother fucker nigger cunt twat
#4 - moams (10/16/2014) [-]
#21 - harala (10/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - icametocomment (10/17/2014) [-]
Cheetahs always seem so cheery despite being so low on the food chain.

I love them anyway though
#14 - Must be related to this guy 09/28/2014 on lucky +2
#16 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Meanwhile, in GTA Online +1
#29 - James used sass, it's super effective! 09/28/2014 on Women +262
#18 - MFW my patronus is a chair... 09/28/2014 on 'Murica +81
#17 - **effthree rolled image ** My Patronus  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on 'Murica +26
#18 - effthree (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW my patronus is a chair...
#8 - By the time I got to the punchline there was no turning back 09/28/2014 on It puts the fun in funeral +108
#30 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Beasts of Burden-Lost +8
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +17
User avatar #34 - morelazors (09/29/2014) [-]
sweet baby jesus have mercy
#38 - teFlyingNinja (09/29/2014) [-]
Here take this
#8 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +5
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +10
#8 - effthree (09/28/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +4
User avatar #35 - avatarofavarice (09/29/2014) [-]
Man, is that scary spice from the good ol' days before her transplant?
#5 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +2
#4 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Ivan, play me the tapwater +9
#9 - **effthree rolled image ** How I orgasm 09/28/2014 on Organism 0
#16 - The new SPORE game is looking good 09/28/2014 on Penis Organism +6
#10 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Its...beautiful 0
#40 - Oh god... 09/27/2014 on Legend of Korra Book 4:... +2
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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