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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#11 - Dad, Dad! I need bail ageen! 08/24/2014 on King of the Hill IRL +2
#10 - I believe that the heart does go on...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Punny +14
#47 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
the height difference though...
#90 - First off you need to check to whom you are replying I… 08/24/2014 on None of you 0
#73 - Instinct, bugs don't think about life the way we do eat, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on None of you 0
User avatar #89 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
Please check whom i am replying to and ill make a lot more sense.
Who i replied to is suggesting bugs head's are useless.
#90 - effthree (08/24/2014) [-]
First off you need to check to whom you are replying
In comment #5 I was explaining to comment #3 how an insect could still communicate within the context of the joke, referring to the fact that very few insects use any aspect of their head in communication, body language and pheromone glands work primarily off of instinctual nerve bundles which can operate independent of the brain

I never stated that the brain is not needed by an insect, I simply slapped a little science toward the feasibility of the joke

You do understand that even with a fully intact and functional body a mantis has no concept of pride... don't you?
#72 - Well obviously they can't live a full and happy life, but a ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on None of you +1
User avatar #88 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
Did you check at all to whom i was replying to?
Thats why i said the things i said.
#9 - My favorite Samus wallpaper Not sure who made it, only eve… 08/24/2014 on Gaming Fan Art +1
#241 - Yeah... you guys are crazy... only Avatar movie I've ever hear…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on About sums it up +2
User avatar #278 - simbasa (08/24/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I'm saying guys, their was NEVER a Last Airbender movie.
#5 - Many insects communicate through body language and pheromones,…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2014 on None of you +26
#45 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
No bug can live headless as long as its life span.
Ya need a brain to use body language or regulate pheromones.
#72 - effthree (08/24/2014) [-]
Well obviously they can't live a full and happy life, but a male mantis can apparently at least perform the sex act without his head
entomologytoday.org/2013/12/22/do-female-praying-mantises-always-eat-the-males/
User avatar #88 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
Did you check at all to whom i was replying to?
Thats why i said the things i said.
User avatar #47 - lotengo (08/24/2014) [-]
not 100% sure bit a big portion of this brain is located in his chest
User avatar #50 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
But what use would you have for communication if you're dead.
Record holder for headless bug life goes to the cockroach.
Week and some odd days.
User avatar #73 - effthree (08/24/2014) [-]
Instinct, bugs don't think about life the way we do
eat, fuck and get away from anything that would cause you not to be able to do these
well, not how MOST of us do, bugs never ask themselves "why"

Not just bugs, an octopus's tentacle, when detached, will still capture food and attempt to bring it toward a beak that is no longer there
User avatar #89 - kingferret (08/24/2014) [-]
Please check whom i am replying to and ill make a lot more sense.
Who i replied to is suggesting bugs head's are useless.
#90 - effthree (08/24/2014) [-]
First off you need to check to whom you are replying
In comment #5 I was explaining to comment #3 how an insect could still communicate within the context of the joke, referring to the fact that very few insects use any aspect of their head in communication, body language and pheromone glands work primarily off of instinctual nerve bundles which can operate independent of the brain

I never stated that the brain is not needed by an insect, I simply slapped a little science toward the feasibility of the joke

You do understand that even with a fully intact and functional body a mantis has no concept of pride... don't you?
User avatar #51 - lotengo (08/24/2014) [-]
sign language?

I dunno, all i know is the most of his brain is in his chest. The part for distributing sperm is in his head, the female bites it off so she gets all the sperm
#3 - HFW he asks for his wife but they have to tell him she's been …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Old man +52
#10 - disies (08/23/2014) [-]
My...My day, dude...
#7 - samxdaxman (08/23/2014) [-]
I was gonna make a joke about how it sorta looks like he's jacking off, but damn, them feels....
#5 - runelh (08/23/2014) [-]
With the music playing... THat kind of hit me right in the spot.
#4 - fauxgladiator (08/23/2014) [-]
#5 - More like Kratos, the one in Prince of Persia was all fancy and bladed 08/23/2014 on Korra the last steroid bender +2
#1333 - **effthree rolls 74,066,334** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#10 - Hello new wallpaper. This one needs to be an animated film, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Animal comp +11
User avatar #40 - Tusura (08/23/2014) [-]
My brother have a D&D Game running called Burgz n Furgz Bugs and Frogs in Orcish

He is the Warchief Burgz who rides a BattleBeetle like the one pictured.
I play the Tribe Shaman Furgz who has a poisonous frog mount that he is immune to. It's in the backstory. Basically he was "eaten" by the frog but ate its stomach inside etc etc

It's always been one of my favorite campaigns to play, and we still do sometimes.
#6 - ...two years 08/22/2014 on The future is here! +35
#1 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Ed Edd n Eddy +12
#4 - And still smiling, I wish I could remain this positive when li… 08/22/2014 on You're having a better day... +137
#26 - Picture 08/22/2014 on for admin. (love ya babe) +17
#14 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Blowjob Joke +1
#13 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Blowjob Joke 0
#2 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Nailed It +52
#8 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday +12
#18 - This movie seriously haunted me as a child, no, STILL haunts me  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on "kids movie" +10
#49 - deckbox (08/22/2014) [-]
GIFEXPLAIN

They are being smoked/gassed out of their burrows, except those trying to escape gummed up the holes and suffocated, so the panicked rabbits try to escape out of the burrows but instead they just stream into even more suffocated dead rabbits with no escape.

Also Bigwig gets caught in a snare but survives.
Sleep tight Children !!!! JFC.
#34 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Scariest film fucking ever my parents still take the piss out of me because I cried
#14 - Senketsu no!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on killderred +11
User avatar #19 - perform (08/22/2014) [-]
God that is some bad vectoring.
#11 - Picture 08/22/2014 on PS VITA-tan +31
#20 - Goddammit, unexpected villain feels  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Mind=blown +38
User avatar #69 - azraelthemage (08/23/2014) [-]
I always thought he was taller than her until this moment.
#33 - richhobo (08/22/2014) [-]
She gave some head

It's funny because her face got blown off
#62 - angelusprimus (08/23/2014) [-]
Harley sometimes freaks out even Joker.
#32 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
I felt so sorry for those two, that love statement from the two, godsdammit.
#13 - MFW 08/22/2014 on Fappers beware +5
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#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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