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#118 - This is my problem with the "competitive smash" comm…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +6
#140 - Womens Study Major (11/27/2014) [-]
While i agree with most of what you said, i have never heard of a competitive player that claims casual players who play with items and 4-player FFA is playing the game the wrong way.

I usually see casual players criticising competitive players for playing it the wrong way.

Besides, Smash has always been about playing it the way you like, there is a reason why items can be turned off.
User avatar #142 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
We have been to a competitive Melee event with our friend who plays competitively, most people were indeed nice enough. At one point however there was a ceremonial shattering of a Melee gamecube disk while people yelled "death to the casuals!"

And yes, but there is a difference between turning off items and the frankensmash "balance" mod known as Project M.
#182 - Womens Study Major (11/27/2014) [-]
I thought Project M was pretty fun. I played it with a few friends and it let to some good times. I liked it primarily because MewTwo is best and they put his ass back in with that tight as shit armor stuff on him.
#136 - jeitron (11/27/2014) [-]
forgot to log in..
#135 - Womens Study Major (11/27/2014) [-]
this!


I agree, I think smash is a fun party game but god damn it's super serious metagame players. even the creators of the game hate the hardcore players for taking a party game too seriously and trying to turn it into some "skill" based thing.

I didnt play smash4 since I got tired of the series after melee but it reminds me of the hardcore pokemon players(who're usually into smash too) eho take a child's game and try to manipulate a very lucked based rock paper scissors game and adamantly deny that it isnt a skill basdd game.
User avatar #143 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Indeed, I had only ever played Blue and Silver, when I got interested again at Black&White so much had changed. A friend was like "Oh yeah, if you look here, this means these Pokemon are shit, it's not your fault, you just caught shitty ones, go catch one with the right passive(I don't remember what it was called, the thing where they do different things) and breed it until one has the highest IV, then breed that one until it has even higher IV, then breed a few thousand eggs out of that one until it's a little higher, then kill a specific number of these specific Pokemon until it's EVs are maxed, but save the last two so they're not wasted..." I was just like "But, but my ants are shiny, they're brothers." (True story, two shiny Durants funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/Probability/cuslGph/ )

The same can be said in this regard about anyone who sucks the fun out of something intended to be fun, dickhole DnD GMs who make you account for every ounce of gold and sheet of paper in you inventory, asshole MTG players who report you to a judge for non-regulation sleeves(fuck, I bought'em at a comic book store, should be regulation enough), Scrabble pros having anxiety ulcers or getting into fist-fights, ever seen King of Kong? I loved it but damn guys. If something fun exists, somewhere out there is someone who can strike it down in the name of almighty meta.
#157 - jeitron (11/27/2014) [-]
I played silver and ruby then took a long break then got in xy.

and after a while I just got tired if online battling. the game wasnt designed to be played so seriously to the point of perfect breeding eugenics and exploited RNG of ev and iv points but fans of the metagame will defend it to the grave and even say that they enjoy grinding for weeks worth of hours. the battle system is a glorified rock paper scissor battle with alot of luck elements like criticals, misses and statuses. the tiers are a joke, out of the several hundred pokes only a small percentage are viable in online play.

tl;dr
the game is insanely unbalanced and clearly wasnt made for skill based play but nostalgic fan in their 20-something+ will act like it's a divine game of chess.
User avatar #126 - russy (11/27/2014) [-]
I have no problem with FFA items, my friends who don't play competitively prefer that way. and while i'm fully aware that smash isn't street fighter, it's a game that has brought just as many people together, created just as many friendships, rivalries, and memories; and it's a game that many people believe in, so who's to say who's playing right and who's playing wrong. everybody can play their own way and nobody can tell them otherwise
#62 - Best I could find  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +10
User avatar #170 - rgmayhem (11/27/2014) [-]
Thank you kindly!
#39 - Only things we always turned off were Final Smash and Dragoon,… 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +2
#28 - for... smashing? 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +37
#25 - Ooooooh, my brain kept wanting to read it as Other M, and I wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +4
User avatar #30 - manter (11/27/2014) [-]
Almost everyone in my dorm that plays smash will only play it on specific stages, with items off. It's really fucking annoying to someone who enjoys plain fun.
User avatar #39 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Only things we always turned off were Final Smash and Dragoon, and sometimes we'd turn off the hammers
User avatar #26 - killerliquid (11/27/2014) [-]
If he doesn't like playing 1v1v1v1 with items on he can go fuck himself since it's a party game first.
#20 - How did you even translate that mess?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +3
User avatar #21 - killerliquid (11/27/2014) [-]
Smash 4 is to Melee/Project M as a perfectly symmetrical turd (that can't dashdance or edgeguard) is to a 5 course dinner.

or something
User avatar #25 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Ooooooh, my brain kept wanting to read it as Other M, and I was caught on figuring out how that fit with the rest of the incoherent run-on or what it had to do with smash in general aside from Samus.

Never got into Project M, my friends/roomies and I plugged hundreds of hours into 64, Melee and Brawl, never felt the need to improve on anything. I've always been of the school of thought that it's fucking smash, characters from different video games beating the shit out of one another, does it need to be anything other than that? We have a friend who does the whole competitive smash thing, he refuses to play "Standard Smash," the general consensus is that he's a douche.
User avatar #30 - manter (11/27/2014) [-]
Almost everyone in my dorm that plays smash will only play it on specific stages, with items off. It's really fucking annoying to someone who enjoys plain fun.
User avatar #39 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Only things we always turned off were Final Smash and Dragoon, and sometimes we'd turn off the hammers
User avatar #26 - killerliquid (11/27/2014) [-]
If he doesn't like playing 1v1v1v1 with items on he can go fuck himself since it's a party game first.
#44 - Sadly no, not until we've gone back and remade every movie eve… 11/27/2014 on Your Argument Is Invalid 0
#12 - Also, someone needs to make a "no ***** "…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +1
#117 - nyanturtwig (11/27/2014) [-]
here's a gif but no text
#11 - Settle it in SMASH 1!1 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +92
#9 - I had never put that much thought into smash past the whole be…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +2
#12 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
Also, someone needs to make a "no fucks" gif from 36:20ish
#117 - nyanturtwig (11/27/2014) [-]
here's a gif but no text
#7 - Which holds some weird fighting back against your creator vibe…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +1
#9 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
I had never put that much thought into smash past the whole beat the shit out of each other thing, all I know is I'd watch the shit out of a Subspace Emissary movie, which the collective cutscenes (sadly missing the fights themselves for time purposes) basically are
New Channel: youtube.com/nintenunity
I guess if you have six hours you could watch someone play through all of it ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UdteXx7F-s )
#12 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
Also, someone needs to make a "no fucks" gif from 36:20ish
#117 - nyanturtwig (11/27/2014) [-]
here's a gif but no text
#6 - We're not playing to save someone's life anymore, Smash is for HONOR!  [+] (20 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +429
#110 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
LUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




get back in the fucking kitchen
User avatar #120 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're trolling, or just struggling to find an excuse to use that gif
#122 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
found the newfag
User avatar #124 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
Sweet jesus I didn't even read your name, without that wtf-fish gif I didn't recognize you apparently.

How's your turkey-day so far? Breakfast alone nearly put me in a coma
#127 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
my turkey what?
User avatar #130 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
Goddammit, fuck THAT Korean shit, I'm gonna go help with the turkey after making sure all the doors and windows are locked

Turkey-day. Thanksgiving. US only... unless you're Canada, come on down, bring syrup
#133 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit, I forgot. Not American. European masterrace.
#137 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
Not in 1776
#139 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
>implying all Europeans are Britishfags
#147 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
Soon enough, all will be
#149 - marioisbestpony (11/27/2014) [-]
I'd wish.
#73 - aerosol (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - rgmayhem (11/27/2014) [-]
I need this as a desktop background.
#62 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Best I could find
User avatar #170 - rgmayhem (11/27/2014) [-]
Thank you kindly!
User avatar #41 - razerdude (11/27/2014) [-]
never seen such menace in a persons face before
#31 - manter (11/27/2014) [-]
#187 - Womens Study Major (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - ponieskilledmyacc (11/27/2014) [-]
For Glory
#28 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
for... smashing?
#5 - "It's been said?" Son do you even oldschool…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +8
User avatar #7 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
Which holds some weird fighting back against your creator vibe, or resisting those who try to control you? By the time Brawl rolls around I can only assume Your subconscious has been sucked into the videogame world and it's up to the characters to return you to your now comatose body lying twitchilly in a hospital bed.
#9 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
I had never put that much thought into smash past the whole beat the shit out of each other thing, all I know is I'd watch the shit out of a Subspace Emissary movie, which the collective cutscenes (sadly missing the fights themselves for time purposes) basically are
New Channel: youtube.com/nintenunity
I guess if you have six hours you could watch someone play through all of it ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UdteXx7F-s )
#12 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
Also, someone needs to make a "no fucks" gif from 36:20ish
#117 - nyanturtwig (11/27/2014) [-]
here's a gif but no text
#36 - The main point you're missing is that it's not humans fighting… 11/26/2014 on Your Argument Is Invalid +3
#56 - Yes, by stating the headline of an article I took five seconds… 11/25/2014 on Fish +1
#32 - Cool. Purchasing the first fish of the season is also an honor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Fish +1
User avatar #36 - incoming (11/25/2014) [-]
Yea I bet that played a big role as well. Had to be a perfect storm of circumstances for it to have fetched that price.
#26 - Apparently maybe Muscle "Diesel" mod ( ) and a Beau…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Feminazis +5
#80 - edwardyeap (11/25/2014) [-]
Beautiful Flowers
#44 - Love this guy, great videos, always fun to watch and liste…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on THIS is why i like Mark +11
User avatar #66 - lordmoustach (11/25/2014) [-]
why would you
User avatar #57 - orikanyo (11/24/2014) [-]
...holy shit...
#23 - They probably just care about the people who later sexualize t…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Feminazis +83
#118 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
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PORN IS DISGUSTING
#98 - redrangerpower (11/25/2014) [-]
Dat Azeroth. Would hit so hard in the dark portal that she'd Grom Hellscream.
#99 - Grom (11/25/2014) [-]
#102 - redrangerpower (11/25/2014) [-]
You heard me, ork.
#103 - Grom (11/25/2014) [-]
Grommash does not give the time of day to humans.
#104 - redrangerpower (11/25/2014) [-]
Your indifference only entices me to go beyond the dark portal.
#105 - Grom (11/25/2014) [-]
u gon get shit on yo dick, lowly human
#106 - redrangerpower (11/25/2014) [-]
It will smell of victory. And I shall laugh as your invasion of Lordaeron goes down the Draenor.
#179 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
hurr hurr
#108 - Grom (11/25/2014) [-]
gotta admit, that made me chuckle
#110 - redrangerpower (11/25/2014) [-]
Then my work here is done.
#25 - lubeworm (11/24/2014) [-]
Sooooooo...
about this mod
#34 - bazda (11/24/2014) [-]
No, sorry, it's the "hardcore" not the "diesel."
#33 - bazda (11/24/2014) [-]
That image claims it is the UNPB body with the Muscle Diesel mod, effthree mentioned.
User avatar #26 - effthree (11/24/2014) [-]
Apparently maybe Muscle "Diesel" mod ( www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/44/? ) and a Beautiful Flowers mod? ( www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/37861/? ), at least according to what I could find doing a quick reverse image
#80 - edwardyeap (11/25/2014) [-]
Beautiful Flowers
#3 - Dear lord, wonder how much they paid for that beast T…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Fish +13
#53 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
stop implying you have any more knowledge in tuna market than one shitty tv show you once saw.
#56 - effthree (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, by stating the headline of an article I took five seconds to look up I am "implying" I know everything about tuna, christ, in another comment I pretty much said I didn't know much more than the information I've presented, forgive me for sharing
www.takepart.com/article/2013/01/07/most-expensive-fish-world
#33 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
It depends since the meat of the Tuna undergoes some type of degradation almost immediately after it is trapped or hooked, once it gets into the boat it is immediately put into flash freezing to preserve the flesh. This one was probably rated as the most fresh, most desirable type of tuna and therefore priced as such.
User avatar #30 - incoming (11/25/2014) [-]
Quality of the meat makes a big difference. You could catch a 500 pounder but if the fat content and distribution isn't the most desirable it could still be worth less than a 300 pound tuna. Market and type of tuna makes a big difference too. Yellowfin is what you can expect to find in a can while bluefin is prized as high quality sushi.

My guess is that isn't a bluefin and is likely being served as tuna steaks or something like that. Still not cheap but not as insane in pricing as you might think.
User avatar #32 - effthree (11/25/2014) [-]
Cool. Purchasing the first fish of the season is also an honor and bidding for that gets cray as well, not sure what the 489 pounder counted as, I just know big tuna can pull big bucks.
User avatar #36 - incoming (11/25/2014) [-]
Yea I bet that played a big role as well. Had to be a perfect storm of circumstances for it to have fetched that price.
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
Considering that's over $3,000 per pound, I would assume it cost so much as a novelty (world record size).
#75 - Mom put some clothes on 11/23/2014 on Cringe comp P.2 +3
#2 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Food Porn +3
#8 - Source, Hot Ice  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Hand Expanding +9
User avatar #26 - mereglim (10/31/2014) [-]
...what happens if you use a copper pot?
#21 - zakipu (10/31/2014) [-]
I don't think my first batch worked
#9 - mariopimp (10/31/2014) [-]
"Your first several batches will probably go horribly wrong"
#7 - Comment deleted 10/31/2014 on Hand Expanding 0
#8 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Cartoon Dance Party!!! +1
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#4 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
Dude....You're a fellow Iowan? Noice.
#5 to #4 - effthree (08/26/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#6 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/26/2014) [-]
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Well it's my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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