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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, N64, Wii, Xbox 360
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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#81 - All I see is the defibrillator scene from The Thing 05/22/2014 on After going a month without... 0
#15 - I thought maybe is was a Holy Toxie 05/21/2014 on Glorious fail tattoos... 0
#253 - I heartily recommend it, as long as you stop at the end of epi… 05/20/2014 on Welcome to Dark Souls! Oh,... 0
#252 - Well The first half is them stuck in the game Sword Art Online…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Welcome to Dark Souls! Oh,... +1
User avatar #253 - effthree (05/20/2014) [-]
I heartily recommend it, as long as you stop at the end of episode 14, DO NOT watch the rest
#1 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Soul Eater NOT... +1
#229 - I heartily agree, It was recommended to me, I was told I have …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Welcome to Dark Souls! Oh,... +1
#251 - rollfourexplain (05/20/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,664**

Could you tell me why?
#252 - effthree (05/20/2014) [-]
Well The first half is them stuck in the game Sword Art Online, by itself I would give this first half of the show five stars Epic battles and whatnot leads to freeing themselves, the episode ending with the main character walking down the hospital hallway.
The next episode and the rest of the series drags a shit filled sock of angsty pseudoincest and fairyland plot twist garbage across your face while you sleep.
User avatar #253 - effthree (05/20/2014) [-]
I heartily recommend it, as long as you stop at the end of episode 14, DO NOT watch the rest
#3 - But we're called Goliath Groupers now (Funny because they …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Kill all the jewfish 0
#4 - newtamalego (05/19/2014) [-]
I actually didn't know there were fish called jewfish, I was just trying to make a pun.
#8 - Well Beretta is an Italian manufacturer of firearms, they've b…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Cardboard Fun +5
#9 - sgtxrootbeer (05/19/2014) [-]
well then...
User avatar #22 - lvlonemeepo (05/19/2014) [-]
just accept that you got shreked and you know a very miniscule about weaponry and you probably got your information from a call of duty game or battlefield.
#25 - sgtxrootbeer (05/19/2014) [-]
ehhh, 1/2 of my info is from battlefield. i will not lie. but the other half is from wikipedia,
eitberway, all i did is mispell berrett, and had trouble recognizing a desert eagle.
#26 - lvlonemeepo (05/20/2014) [-]
Honestly the desert eagle is quite a popular firearm I'm quite surprised you didn't get that. Dah I've been raised around firearms my entire life despite how queer I look like. I got my first rifle when I was 6 it was a .22 but it was mine. Now I'm a teenage queermo with an AR-15 a 38 colt detective special a .22 marlin and a .22 sig misquito and some other stuff I share with my father. But I admire your honesty. Pic related: how Funnyjunk sees all children my age.
#27 - sgtxrootbeer (05/20/2014) [-]
like i said, pistols arn't my specialty and i have a hard time distinguishing them.
#6 - You missed the Magnum Research Desert Eagle and I think you me…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Cardboard Fun +7
#7 - sgtxrootbeer (05/19/2014) [-]
yeah, pistols arn't my specialty.
and thanks for telling me how to spell berrett. my friends say beretta.
User avatar #8 - effthree (05/19/2014) [-]
Well Beretta is an Italian manufacturer of firearms, they've been around for quite a while and make a little of everything.
Barrett is an American manufacturer who deals primarily in rifles and other larger firearms.
#9 - sgtxrootbeer (05/19/2014) [-]
well then...
User avatar #22 - lvlonemeepo (05/19/2014) [-]
just accept that you got shreked and you know a very miniscule about weaponry and you probably got your information from a call of duty game or battlefield.
#25 - sgtxrootbeer (05/19/2014) [-]
ehhh, 1/2 of my info is from battlefield. i will not lie. but the other half is from wikipedia,
eitberway, all i did is mispell berrett, and had trouble recognizing a desert eagle.
#26 - lvlonemeepo (05/20/2014) [-]
Honestly the desert eagle is quite a popular firearm I'm quite surprised you didn't get that. Dah I've been raised around firearms my entire life despite how queer I look like. I got my first rifle when I was 6 it was a .22 but it was mine. Now I'm a teenage queermo with an AR-15 a 38 colt detective special a .22 marlin and a .22 sig misquito and some other stuff I share with my father. But I admire your honesty. Pic related: how Funnyjunk sees all children my age.
#27 - sgtxrootbeer (05/20/2014) [-]
like i said, pistols arn't my specialty and i have a hard time distinguishing them.
#7 - ******* Stellar roll btw 05/18/2014 on Fill out for Funsies! +1
#6 - Yeah I could have been more clear, one of my roommates, she do… 05/18/2014 on Fill out for Funsies! 0
#2 - God I want a pet Isopod 05/18/2014 on Weird Japan +1
#1 - Also neat 05/18/2014 on Samurai Boba Fett 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Fill out for Funsies! 0
User avatar #3 - murraysnoopy (05/18/2014) [-]
But none of them can procreate
#4 - karvarausku (05/18/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** I guess you are to assume that the person who did it is female and enjoys group orgies...
#7 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
Fucking Stellar roll btw
User avatar #6 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I could have been more clear, one of my roommates, she doesn't like competition
User avatar #5 - murraysnoopy (05/18/2014) [-]
Hell, I myself am all for a good orgy, I just wouldn't want to carry spawn for nine months after the fun.
User avatar #8 - treeboy (05/19/2014) [-]
It's because you're from Manc!
#1 - A couple we've done  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Fill out for Funsies! +1
#2 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - murraysnoopy (05/18/2014) [-]
But none of them can procreate
#4 - karvarausku (05/18/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** I guess you are to assume that the person who did it is female and enjoys group orgies...
#7 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
Fucking Stellar roll btw
User avatar #6 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I could have been more clear, one of my roommates, she doesn't like competition
User avatar #5 - murraysnoopy (05/18/2014) [-]
Hell, I myself am all for a good orgy, I just wouldn't want to carry spawn for nine months after the fun.
User avatar #8 - treeboy (05/19/2014) [-]
It's because you're from Manc!
#3 - I hope the snake was ok 05/18/2014 on Shit +1
#3 - I loves me some Godzilla, I don't care what version it is, I L… 05/18/2014 on All Godzillas +11
#13 - The Arrival  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Or... it WAS aliens. +3
User avatar #36 - kwanzalord (05/18/2014) [-]
thank you!
#4 - **** ! Someone get Charlie Sheen!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Or... it WAS aliens. +8
User avatar #9 - kwanzalord (05/18/2014) [-]
exactly what i thought...what was that movie called again?
#13 - effthree (05/18/2014) [-]
The Arrival
User avatar #36 - kwanzalord (05/18/2014) [-]
thank you!
#151 - Black Fleshlight... 05/17/2014 on Do it. 0
#107 - Ooon  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Doom +1
User avatar #461 - PVTDickStryker (05/19/2014) [-]
Game has a sexy soundtrack, shame it's generic as all hell along with a community hell-bent on making the cartooniest or downright most ridiculous looking characters to ever straddle this big blue earth.
#103 - Jodo Emporo 05/15/2014 on Doom 0
#21 - Same here, loved it otherwise, great balance of goofy and destructiony 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes 0
#20 - And even the Bull in Reign of Fire wasn't THAT big  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes 0
User avatar #117 - ljxjlos (05/14/2014) [-]
Was that movie any good? I remember wanting to watch it as a kid and my parents didn´t let me...
User avatar #153 - cocoman (05/14/2014) [-]
I remember owing the game when I was little, tried to make my mom get a hold on the movie for years. I think this movie is fucking amazing, but that might just be the childhood memories.
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (05/14/2014) [-]
Guess I know what I´ll be watching tomorrow if I´m still sick. Thanks, man.
#35 - Isn't it though, found it on Deviant in a collection, artist i… 05/13/2014 on Video Wars 0
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User avatar #2 - alhemicar (08/18/2013) [-]
Eh, to answe you www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4741486/You+Whore/40#40
I made a bet I could get more red thumbs than another guy, so I puposelly made the comment. And yes, I was aware of the irony.

Please don't tell anyone, I need red thumbs
User avatar #3 to #2 - effthree (08/18/2013) [-]
Haha, lovely
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