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#51 - probably those missiles that that tony stark was trying to sel…  [+] (2 replies) 05/14/2012 on Avengers relationship problems 0
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#52 - nevrit (05/14/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought it would be some funny sex move like the Angry dragon or the angry pirate
#56 - GibbyTheGerbil (05/14/2012) [-]
she almost went full on reverse cowgirl on ya there!
#116 - -Just met girl -got to know her through summer -helped…  [+] (6 replies) 04/08/2012 on The worst of friendzone +10
#167 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
before you planned your trip to other country, invite her for a dinner then rape her, make her feel your love and hurt from past 2 years
#156 - anon (04/08/2012) [-]
Forever Alone.
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#154 - EvilFluffyBunny (04/08/2012) [-]
You know she most likely said that because she was expecting you to say you loved her and when you didn't she was hurt. Seen it happen many times. Never say what you THINK they want to hear. say what you truly mean.
#171 - avengingthefallen (04/08/2012) [-]
you prooooobably would have a good point, but that still doesn't take away from the fact that he still put more feeling into what he said than what she said. i doubt "i'll probably never talk to you again after this" is more sweet than "i trust you with everything". especially when she'd already gone bitch mode before when she said "if you ever tell me you like me i'll never talk to you again". he probably deserved more props for actually keeping that promise.

tl;dr, bitch is still a bitch
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#196 - EvilFluffyBunny (04/08/2012) [-]
Girls act crazy when hurt. Happens all the time
#130 - zombiesurfer (04/08/2012) [-]
wow, what a bitch, It's one thing to think that about someone but to say that directly to them...damn.
#13 - not in the US i believe, there you only own the surface, not w…  [+] (2 replies) 03/04/2012 on Mind blown? +4
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#63 - giguelingueling (03/04/2012) [-]
Same for Canada. If you own a land, but they find valuable mineral they can get you exported because sadly mineral rights > land rights
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#264 - lol i was thinking about the matrix...  [+] (5 replies) 12/11/2011 on RPG drunks +45
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#414 - arnoldbusk (12/11/2011) [-]
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and show me how deep YOUR rabbit-hole goes."
#276 - anteros (12/11/2011) [-]
the pills are mana and health!
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#333 - rockinthejizzface (12/11/2011) [-]
No, the pills are date rape and date rape...
#285 - cruptsamurai (12/11/2011) [-]

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