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#2 - Spring is kind of already here. There's 52 weeks a ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on spring +1
#3 - olizandri (13 hours ago) [-]
huh. i learned about stuff today. i guess i met my weekly quota.
#34 - You need to be a Pioneer Sergeant in the British army then. … 14 hours ago on Bearded Men 0
#14 - Origional 02/24/2015 on Pine cones +4
#105 - Picture 02/23/2015 on Anon has a close call +2
#31 - I wish I could draw  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Portraits +21
#189 - thatonesouthernkid (02/20/2015) [-]
haha, i can't relate.
#57 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
Heres the thing. You can.

Its going to suck, thats ok. You will get better. Its like a muscle. Everyone can get stronger, evryone can get better. You just gotta start.
#63 - micekill (02/19/2015) [-]
not if you are quadriplegic
#46 - pandemicwave (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't know that feel
but I know THAT feel
#34 - teevee (02/19/2015) [-]
#23 - Well, the best parents ever would be a completely subjective a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Best parents ever 0
User avatar #24 - internetscaresme (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess it is subjective, but in my opinion the best car would be a car that was good for everything, like if you live in an area with a lot of electric car ports, a Tesla would be good
If not just a hybrid or some other shit
#21 - As if you would really complain if your parents bought you a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Best parents ever +9
User avatar #22 - internetscaresme (02/18/2015) [-]
I never said I Would complain
I just argued that if they were really the best parents ever, they would get you a better car.
User avatar #23 - eddymolly (02/18/2015) [-]
Well, the best parents ever would be a completely subjective award, but a koenigsegg would probably get you a hell of a way.
User avatar #24 - internetscaresme (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess it is subjective, but in my opinion the best car would be a car that was good for everything, like if you live in an area with a lot of electric car ports, a Tesla would be good
If not just a hybrid or some other shit
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on My pet bat +8
#92 - ToothHurty Comment deleted by eddymolly
#117 - Yeah, I agree, this one pic is not a great representation, but… 02/17/2015 on A film that was well worth it. 0
#115 - Have you not seen the film? Then you beat a bitch with a Bible.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on A film that was well worth it. 0
#116 - mastercolossus (02/17/2015) [-]
dude i said i dont like the picture because its an ineffective armory. didnt say i dont like the movie. i was dealing with a base building game for my college class so i asked a close friend who worked for a pmc for an introduction to the logistics manager so i could properly account for what kind of supplies were needed. i started in their armory observing. the guy that worked there said that since they were training people to go to the middle east that they were training people to have an effective armory for swift deployment of equipment to fight off an insurgency. main point is that i was trained in a real wartime armory.
#119 - piraterobins (02/18/2015) [-]
An ineffective armory? Nigga. It's like, a walk in closet with a couple guns. I've got a rifle in my closet too. Doesn't mean it's an armory.
#120 - mastercolossus (02/18/2015) [-]
im guessing you havent seen the movie.
#121 - piraterobins (02/18/2015) [-]
I have seen the movie. I've just never seen an armory that is 90% comprised of tailored suits and umbrellas.
User avatar #117 - eddymolly (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I agree, this one pic is not a great representation, but in general I think they were doing ok. There was like a million other walls in the Tailors, not to mention what else would have been lying around in the other buildings.

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User avatar #41 - methylgroup (02/10/2015) [-]
I enjoy the fact that we bonded over cheese. It's the glue that creates lasting friendships.
User avatar #42 to #41 - eddymolly (02/10/2015) [-]
The delicious, golden glue of dairy goodness
User avatar #39 to #37 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
>Random citizen
>Try again
#35 - avanger ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I already gave you 20 thumbs for corgis i guess i need to wait another day
#38 to #35 - eddymolly (06/24/2014) [-]
Its all good man
User avatar #25 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
what do you want for them, i really need them
User avatar #26 to #25 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them for nothing, I don't really care about the items
User avatar #27 to #26 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay.. thanks
#28 to #27 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem
No problem
User avatar #29 to #28 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
Had to send a new request where i am trading 1 points for 17k.. there is no other way
User avatar #30 to #29 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem. What do you even use them for? I've just ignored all that kind of stuff
User avatar #31 to #30 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
You know.. buy items and stuff
User avatar #32 to #31 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh, OK. Well if you want any items you can have them as well if you like.
User avatar #33 to #32 - devold (01/08/2014) [-]
The items you have is only the very common items admin gave all users i think, so there is tens of thousand in circulation :s but thanks!
#34 to #33 - eddymolly (01/08/2014) [-]
No problem.
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User avatar #23 - twi (12/19/2013) [-]
#1 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
This is an old photo (about a year ago) but yeah.
#2 to #1 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
There we go, thats more ginger. Not a bad colour, but how about this:
User avatar #3 to #2 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
That's the really pretty deep red ginger. I wish I had that color.

Mine is more of a gold/bronze ginger cause it sun-bleaches really easily.
And it's not all one color like hers, so it looks weird in cameras.
It actually has a lot of blondes, browns, deep reds, and even platinum blonde strands in it, as well as the whole underside being a dirty blonde color cause of my "baby bald spot" lol

I'll see if I can ever capture all the colors on camera.
#4 to #3 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
I like how just as I was typing, the sun hit right in my window and I managed to get this picture.
This is the end of my braid lol I hope you can see all the colors.
That blonde section is all natural and actually adds a funny little stripe when I bring all of my hair together.
#5 to #4 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
That's very similar to my GF's hair, it seems to change colour dependent on the time of year, from ginger to brownish to blondy, and all inbetween.
That's a compilation of some photos I just found and it kind of shows you what I mean.

And that was a good photo you took, the light came through really well.

I know what you mean about a funny stripe, I have 2 perfectly round grey spots in exactly the same place on either side of my head. Odd
User avatar #6 to #5 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
It happens XD And yeah, I bet her eyes change color too XD Mine go between green and gray throughout the year.
User avatar #7 to #6 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
Not so much, they tend to stay fairly similar. That's interesting yours change colour, I don't know many people's who do. Is it common?
#9 to #7 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
Uhm, generally yes in people with lighter colors overall.
My boyfriend has bright green eyes that periodically get slightly dimmer.
But mine change a lot.
This is their "natural" color
#10 to #9 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
And this is what they change between
(yes, filters, but the SAME filter in relatively the same lighting about a month apart sept-oct)
User avatar #11 to #10 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
mine are just plain brown. I can't get a good enough photo on my phone and I don't have a better camera near me atm, so just imagine brown, and its that.
User avatar #12 to #11 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry XD My sister and my mom have plain brown.
I'm the only living redhead in my entire known family.
User avatar #13 to #12 - eddymolly (12/19/2012) [-]
Why are you apologizing? I have a bit of green at the edges, then just plain brown.
Its odd how that sometimes happens, in my family there's my sister and my auntie (whose hair is similar to yours) and thats it. out of like 100 or so at least I know of, they're the only gingers.
User avatar #14 to #13 - SpicerHyx (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm literally THE only one. And my hair is to the bottom arch of my back.
Nearly every woman I come across asks for my hair or how I got it and some of my family members have even requested me to cut it off so they can have a wig (AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE JOKING)
It's also as strong as your average rope. And thick. As **** .
User avatar #15 to #14 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Hair is actually stronger than an average rope, a single hair can hold on average somewhere around 100g, around the same strength as Kevlar, so your average head of hair could hold around 12 tonnes (I know a lot of random crap).
How long did that take you to grow? It must have been a while.
User avatar #16 to #15 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
My mom had it all chopped off when I was 9, and then I had it cut a few times only a few inches. I've been growing it out for a couple years now and I trim it myself and treat it with awesome care cause I love having long hair XD
It's my baby.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I used to have raelly short hair when I was younger, but I grew it out one summer and now its always just shorter than neck length. Not quite the length yours is at, but its how I like it. That must take ages to dry, and you must get through shampoo like there's no tomorrow.
User avatar #18 to #17 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
I go through conditioner faster than anything because CO is REALLY dry heat. And it's actually quite fluffy, even though it's thick, so it doesn't take long to dry.
But I look like the girl from Brave when I leave it natural.
User avatar #19 to #18 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
Do you know who Carrie Hope Fletcher is? Now that's hair like Merida (I may have watched brave in the cinema ¬¬)
I don't bother with conditioner. It always seemed a bit pointless to me, wash out the oils with shampoo, wash them back in with conditioner. I'd like to stop using shampoo all together, but that takes about 6 weeks for the oils to balance, then you never need it again and your hair looks freshly washed all the time.
#20 to #19 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
I brush my hair a LOT which helps spread the natural oils and I don't have to shower very often because of that.

Also I have virtually no body odor which is a plus.
I've seen Brave too I just couldn't remember her name XD

And this is what it looks like natural
User avatar #21 to #20 - eddymolly (12/20/2012) [-]
It looks really ginger in that picture, just goes to show what light does to lenses really doesn't it.
I've noticed that female hair tends to need washing less than male. I wash mine every day or it looks like I wiped it on a frying pan, yet womens can make to with like every 3 days and still looks perfect.
And in a non-pervy way thats quite a see-through top, good thing you're facing away from the camera :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - SpicerHyx (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeeeeeaaah I got it from Disney world planning on using it as like, over a swimsuit or something lol
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