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eddio

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: Edward David McGuckin
Consoles Owned: PC...
Video Games Played: XCOM, Multiwinia, Hitman, etc.
Interests: PC's, Gymming, Rugby, Gaining as much weight as earthly possible
Date Signed Up:11/29/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2454
Comment Ranking:#2588
Highest Content Rank:#827
Highest Comment Rank:#325
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Subscribers:5
Content Views:209586
Times Content Favorited:385 times
Total Comments Made:2411
FJ Points:15521
Hello.

latest user's comments

#24 - They are naked under their clothes. 07/02/2015 on CNN be like +20
#25 - Nice image to go along with that remarkable story, 07/02/2015 on R.I.P. 0
#84 - It's too late, in any case. 07/02/2015 on It's cancer incarnate. 0
#67 - A smart man knows what he's talking about, a wise man can expl… 07/02/2015 on Pepper and Carrot ep4 0
#63 - Prepare for European "Age limit is 18 nyuggah" comments. 06/28/2015 on Turning 21 +1
#110 - I get the feeling that the author is slipping off the edge of … 06/27/2015 on MY LIFE WITH FEL: CATGIRL... +1
#37 - ***** . This may be fake, but if pubic hair and sodium s… 06/26/2015 on Fun Facts +1
#4 - In the interview, he said that he didn't actually tell them th… 06/21/2015 on Joey vs Royalty +3
#32 - Those Karakhs and Chukchis look ******* hardcore. 06/21/2015 on Photos of nearly extinct... 0
#1931 - Thanks mang. 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#53 - Looking at most of these. 06/21/2015 on tech humour +1
#1602 - I hope I can. And I hope you're enjoying teaching! 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1600 - Oh, all those are for about 5 reps average.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1930 - jerryy (06/21/2015) [-]
24 kg curls, nice going bro
User avatar #1931 - eddio (06/21/2015) [-]
Thanks mang.
#1599 - 118kg, though there is a fair amount of body fat there (Not su…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1600 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh, all those are for about 5 reps average.
#1930 - jerryy (06/21/2015) [-]
24 kg curls, nice going bro
User avatar #1931 - eddio (06/21/2015) [-]
Thanks mang.
#1566 - Which is why I'm not gonna do it here. Well, I would if I coul…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
User avatar #1569 - tristraction (06/20/2015) [-]
I started through the process of becoming a cop. Did everything but the psych eval before making up my mind that I wanted to be a teacher instead. Really disappointed a few of the guys I was doing the process with, they're all cops and I'm back at school. Just saying to do you, man.
User avatar #1602 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
I hope I can. And I hope you're enjoying teaching!
#1550 - >22 >Wanting to be Police Officer >South Afri…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... +1
#1572 - jerryy (06/20/2015) [-]
dude you look like you could lift a fucking truck
stats?
User avatar #1599 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
118kg, though there is a fair amount of body fat there (Not sure how much). Bench 120kg, curl 24kg for 5 reps, deadlift about...160.

And thanks, man! Been feeling real down lately but it's nice to hear comments like this.
User avatar #1600 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh, all those are for about 5 reps average.
#1930 - jerryy (06/21/2015) [-]
24 kg curls, nice going bro
User avatar #1931 - eddio (06/21/2015) [-]
Thanks mang.
User avatar #1565 - tristraction (06/20/2015) [-]
Being a cop in South Africa is intense. Only thing that could be more dangerous would be if you were a white farm owner... percentage wise that is.

Good luck either way, man.
User avatar #1566 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
Which is why I'm not gonna do it here. Well, I would if I could. I was seriously turned away every time i tried to hand in my application. I was told that I wouldn't be accepted, and even if i did get my application processed, they'd throw it away thanks to me being white. And this wasn't them being mean, they were disappointed themselves.

I'm rather gonna move to Scotland at some point.
User avatar #1569 - tristraction (06/20/2015) [-]
I started through the process of becoming a cop. Did everything but the psych eval before making up my mind that I wanted to be a teacher instead. Really disappointed a few of the guys I was doing the process with, they're all cops and I'm back at school. Just saying to do you, man.
User avatar #1602 - eddio (06/20/2015) [-]
I hope I can. And I hope you're enjoying teaching!
#1549 - Picture 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#344 - Picture 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM +2
#19 - After firing that weapon about... ooooh say 48 shots roundabout.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Guaranteed Overkill +4
User avatar #34 - prohibullion (06/18/2015) [-]
>not understanding really cool jokes
shiggy diggy
#38 - God's work, my boy. 06/13/2015 on Enjoying your job +7
#38 - **** me.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Such grace +3
#39 - animedudej (06/13/2015) [-]
#45 - After all it is CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII… 06/12/2015 on Truth +1
#92 - Stranger ******* danger. 06/12/2015 on Cool Psychology Tricks You... 0
#32 - The fun begins again. Get ready guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Johnney Bravo Had No Chill +14
#65 - John Cena (06/10/2015) [-]
the fun never started and never will
#100 - If you wish me happy birthday, I can die with a smile on my fa… 06/10/2015 on Stay You 0

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User avatar #85 to #84 - eddio (05/24/2015) [-]
Hola hola get the dolah, how are we today?
User avatar #86 to #85 - satrenkotheone (05/24/2015) [-]
Tired.

And hungry.

And bored.

Yourself?
User avatar #87 to #86 - eddio (05/24/2015) [-]
Tired and bored, but hey, just ate dinner so there we go.
User avatar #88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (05/24/2015) [-]
God dangit.

I'm starving, but dunno what I'd make. Have to thaw **** .
User avatar #89 to #88 - eddio (05/24/2015) [-]
Take aways man, don't sweat the home cooked.
User avatar #90 to #89 - satrenkotheone (05/24/2015) [-]
Except I'm broke so that ain't gonna work out.
#65 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Here's my favorite Moose, just for you
will you gift me the Golden Sandwich Badge?
User avatar #67 to #65 - eddio (06/24/2014) [-]
And yes, I will, how do I do that?
#70 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you so much you ******* fantastic person, you! I've always wanted one of these!!
User avatar #71 to #70 - eddio (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure thing, I had no use for it, anyways
User avatar #68 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
just go to my profile and next to my items you'll see "trade items" or something like that. and then just select the badge and gift it
User avatar #66 to #65 - eddio (06/24/2014) [-]
I ******* LOVE you!
User avatar #69 to #66 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I love you too, buddy
User avatar #63 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#52 - davidavidson (05/31/2014) [-]
I like you man. I might post alot of white-pride stuff, but people like you are what brings humanity back to where it needs to be.

Please accept my friend request

You are a strong, courtious, black man and should never be told different.

have some /pol/ before I go!

Love ya man
User avatar #53 to #52 - eddio (05/31/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for that, this feedback has been making me so happy, more so than I have been in ages!
User avatar #58 to #53 - davidavidson (05/31/2014) [-]
Damn dude, Glad I can be there for another guy.

Shoot me a IM if you ever need to talk, you seem pretty down to earth.
User avatar #59 to #58 - eddio (06/01/2014) [-]
Sure thing, that post I mentioned in the sticky's will be out tomorrow, Id be happy to see you discussing possible plans with everyone there
User avatar #51 - skiskate (05/31/2014) [-]
You are amazing.
User avatar #54 to #51 - eddio (05/31/2014) [-]
I really appreciate that, be sure to watch out for that post ill be making to get some ideas rolling for this guy!
#50 - stripey ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 to #50 - eddio (05/31/2014) [-]
Haha, thank you very much.
User avatar #49 - itsaggron (05/30/2014) [-]
A fine member of the community here if my words mean anything.
User avatar #57 to #49 - eddio (05/31/2014) [-]
They do to me. And I appreciate them, but most of the credit goes to Philane for doing what he does.
User avatar #48 - rahtoga (05/30/2014) [-]
You're a good guy eddio.
User avatar #56 to #48 - eddio (05/31/2014) [-]
That means a lot, but most of the credit goes to Philane for what he does.
User avatar #38 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
EDDIO
User avatar #39 to #38 - eddio (01/06/2014) [-]
LIGAYEEM, INFIDEL!
User avatar #76 to #39 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Wait you know this faggot?
User avatar #77 to #76 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
Sure, why do you ask?
User avatar #78 to #77 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
Because, I also know him.
User avatar #79 to #78 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little confused, is that a bad thing?
User avatar #80 to #79 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
No I'm just surprised.

Wait, did I send you my steam info?
User avatar #81 to #80 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
Yep, searching for you now
#82 to #81 - satrenkotheone (05/23/2015) [-]
This might be my profile picture.
#42 to #41 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Late reply is late.
#43 to #42 - eddio (01/13/2014) [-]
Indeed, Demon scum.
#44 to #43 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
BUT DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CEREAL BRAND? HUH? HUH?! DO YA, PUNK?!
User avatar #45 to #44 - eddio (01/13/2014) [-]
...no.
#46 to #45 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
HAH! You're nothing without the power of KHORNE...flakes.
#47 to #46 - eddio (01/13/2014) [-]
I can be what I want to beeeeee...

pew pew
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Forces of chaos... bow to me.
#24 to #23 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
FOR THE IMPERIAL GUAAAARD
FOR THE IMPERIAL GUAAAARD
#25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
FOR THE SLAUGTHER!
#26 to #25 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE
#27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
WARGHGBLWARGHBLARGHWABLWARGH
#28 to #27 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
I WILL PURGE THE UNCLEAN
#29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
You got the games on Steam? Please tell me you do.
#30 to #29 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
Only Dawn of War II, my original dawn of war and the expansions either got broken by my friends or lost somehow.

MFW
#31 to #30 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Aww ******* **** . Soulstorm is best Dawn of War.
User avatar #33 to #31 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
By the way why don't I add you to steam?
User avatar #34 to #33 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Sure thing. Search for Greed the Avaricious.
User avatar #35 to #34 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
There's about 5.2 million Greed the Avaricious's when I searched for it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
...That is an outrage.

I'm the one with the Chaos Marine.
User avatar #37 to #36 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
I sent an invite, would you mind going online so i can make sure it's you?
#32 to #31 - eddio (11/20/2013) [-]
Indeed it is, I am unimpressed with your devotion to Chaos. I will crush you.
User avatar #3 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
HI.ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #7 to #3 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
Hello, that is the scariest face ive ever seen.
User avatar #9 to #7 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ dongers in the house tonight ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ
User avatar #10 to #9 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
Dongers?
#1 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Aye.
User avatar #2 to #1 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
Well hello my fine friend
User avatar #4 to #2 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Jesus I see just now you replied here
User avatar #5 to #4 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
Fastest man alive
User avatar #8 to #6 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
that made me lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
oh god stahp
User avatar #14 to #13 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
Dude, I am legitimately laughing right now.
User avatar #15 to #14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ

You're entertained easily, ain't cha? ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ
User avatar #16 to #15 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all so sudden, really, i just can't handle it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎. Captain Donger on duty ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎
User avatar #18 to #17 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
You don't mean doger, do you?
User avatar #19 to #18 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
No, donger.

ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ
User avatar #20 to #19 - eddio (10/23/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, man.
User avatar #21 to #20 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
So how you doing?
User avatar #22 to #21 - eddio (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm all good, and yourself my fine fellow?
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