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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Edward David McGuckin
Consoles Owned: PC...
Video Games Played: XCOM, Multiwinia, Hitman, etc.
Interests: PC's, Gymming, Rugby, Gaining as much weight as earthly possible
Date Signed Up:11/29/2012
Last Login:8/27/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#834
Comment Ranking:#526
Highest Content Rank:#829
Highest Comment Rank:#325
Content Thumbs: 3194 total,  3542 ,  348
Comment Thumbs: 8585 total,  9251 ,  666
Content Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:5
Content Views:102804
Times Content Favorited:216 times
Total Comments Made:1584
FJ Points:9602
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latest user's comments

#17 - The way he blows that guy off with the shotgun kills me. 22 hours ago on You spin me round. (Tornado... 0
#47 - Penis you say? Who could've known? 23 hours ago on A day inside a womans mouth +2
#45 - I don't know anyone that eats sausage that way. You're suppose…  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on A day inside a womans mouth +4
#46 - foxlift (23 hours ago) [-]
Ok, you got me, it was a cock.
#119 - yisumad (17 hours ago) [-]
Why does Hentai Kamen exist
User avatar #64 - antiponiesuser (21 hours ago) [-]
a cock? it would have some white parts then. like in the feathers or somewhere
User avatar #52 - privatepumpanickel (21 hours ago) [-]
WHAT
THE FUCK
User avatar #47 - eddio (23 hours ago) [-]
Penis you say?

Who could've known?
#43 - What was that thing they blurred out? I have no idea since cen…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on A day inside a womans mouth +22
#44 - foxlift (23 hours ago) [-]
I think she was eating a sausage.
User avatar #45 - eddio (23 hours ago) [-]
I don't know anyone that eats sausage that way. You're supposed to bite down at some point, right?
#46 - foxlift (23 hours ago) [-]
Ok, you got me, it was a cock.
#119 - yisumad (17 hours ago) [-]
Why does Hentai Kamen exist
User avatar #64 - antiponiesuser (21 hours ago) [-]
a cock? it would have some white parts then. like in the feathers or somewhere
User avatar #52 - privatepumpanickel (21 hours ago) [-]
WHAT
THE FUCK
User avatar #47 - eddio (23 hours ago) [-]
Penis you say?

Who could've known?
#19 - Remember that fake documentary The Great Martian War? I laughe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on History knows whats good. +3
User avatar #20 - thatrandomargonian (08/24/2014) [-]
That thing was actually good. It was an interesting concept
#344 - Get warehouse, order wallet, bro by mail, and the cell phone. 08/24/2014 on Choose perk, Choose power 0
#50 - I was looking through this specifically hoping to not see Sophie Dee. 08/23/2014 on Pornstars without makeup 0
#72 - Steali Gini Automobili 08/23/2014 on Rich people be like +3
#332 - I can make reviews from a ******* standpoint. … 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#310 - Ive written a few short horror stories before, and i fackin lo… 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#26 - Like that statement even needed to be made. 08/21/2014 on Life Hack tip: Don't be not... 0
#28 - If i remember, the shockwave from a half ton bomb out of a rus… 08/21/2014 on lol Noob +2
#123 - I bought Despicable Me: Minion Rush. It costed $0.00 … 08/20/2014 on Games 0
#6 - MJ is isded?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on shamonah +7
#7 - shacmaster (08/19/2014) [-]
A little bit
#8 - That ain't fun. 08/19/2014 on farts 0
#78 - I like how some vegans give such a huge **** abou… 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad 0
#5 - Mine is being systematically delimbed and eye gouged. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on farts 0
User avatar #7 - imagnetsux (08/19/2014) [-]
mine is losing my hands or mouth. probably influenced by a music video I watched where they used the bdsm technique of tying, gagging and taunting people with food.
User avatar #8 - eddio (08/19/2014) [-]
That ain't fun.
#13 - No but they are made of condensed swag. 08/19/2014 on red octobers +6
#35 - How similar is this game to CSS? I played a ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Rage Simulator 0
User avatar #43 - pocketstooheavy (08/16/2014) [-]
I played CSS for over 600 hours (according to Steam) over my time with it. IMO, CS:S is FAR better than GO is. Everything just feels weird in GO. Can't really describe it.
#30 - I don't keep gifs of people pooping, thank you. 08/16/2014 on That's nice +4
#154 - I now realise that when this happens, there's nothing that any… 08/16/2014 on Roll +1
#119 - I think people that are bulky and ripped are people that can a… 08/16/2014 on ☑REKT 0
#13 - The Old Lickaroo will never cease to make me laugh. Ever. 08/14/2014 on 4chan threads 0
#4 - I want your name, ************ .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on One of the best parts about... +3
#11 - Riddick (08/15/2014) [-]
You know my name, it is the name your sister yells for everynight HAHAHA . . . . . jk lulz

My is Zack and if you want a good time look up my name on urban dictionary.
#6 - brothergrimm (08/15/2014) [-]
#11 - Trisha has the kind of face that just dares you to argue with her. 08/14/2014 on Nature u crazy +6
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#65 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Here's my favorite Moose, just for you
will you gift me the Golden Sandwich Badge?
User avatar #67 to #65 - eddio ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
And yes, I will, how do I do that?
#70 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you so much you ******* fantastic person, you! I've always wanted one of these!!
User avatar #71 to #70 - eddio ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure thing, I had no use for it, anyways
User avatar #68 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
just go to my profile and next to my items you'll see "trade items" or something like that. and then just select the badge and gift it
User avatar #66 to #65 - eddio ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I ******* LOVE you!
User avatar #69 to #66 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I love you too, buddy
User avatar #64 to #63 - eddio ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
Hello is there by any chance you are selling those fj points? or that oc badge?
User avatar #61 to #60 - eddio ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Selling my what now?
User avatar #62 to #61 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
You have an oc badge and some fj points are they for sale?
They are for the fj items game i can offer cool items as their replacement
#52 - davidavidson (05/31/2014) [-]
I like you man. I might post alot of white-pride stuff, but people like you are what brings humanity back to where it needs to be.

Please accept my friend request

You are a strong, courtious, black man and should never be told different.

have some /pol/ before I go!

Love ya man
User avatar #53 to #52 - eddio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for that, this feedback has been making me so happy, more so than I have been in ages!
User avatar #58 to #53 - davidavidson (05/31/2014) [-]
Damn dude, Glad I can be there for another guy.

Shoot me a IM if you ever need to talk, you seem pretty down to earth.
User avatar #59 to #58 - eddio ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Sure thing, that post I mentioned in the sticky's will be out tomorrow, Id be happy to see you discussing possible plans with everyone there
User avatar #51 - skiskate (05/31/2014) [-]
You are amazing.
User avatar #54 to #51 - eddio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I really appreciate that, be sure to watch out for that post ill be making to get some ideas rolling for this guy!
User avatar #55 to #50 - eddio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Haha, thank you very much.
User avatar #49 - itsaggron (05/30/2014) [-]
A fine member of the community here if my words mean anything.
User avatar #57 to #49 - eddio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
They do to me. And I appreciate them, but most of the credit goes to Philane for doing what he does.
User avatar #48 - rahtoga (05/30/2014) [-]
You're a good guy eddio.
User avatar #56 to #48 - eddio ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
That means a lot, but most of the credit goes to Philane for what he does.
User avatar #38 - greedtheavaricious (01/06/2014) [-]
EDDIO
User avatar #39 to #38 - eddio ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
LIGAYEEM, INFIDEL!
#41 to #40 - eddio ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #41 - greedtheavaricious (01/13/2014) [-]
Late reply is late.
#43 to #42 - eddio ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Indeed, Demon scum.
#44 to #43 - greedtheavaricious (01/13/2014) [-]
BUT DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CEREAL BRAND? HUH? HUH?! DO YA, PUNK?!
User avatar #45 to #44 - eddio ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
...no.
#46 to #45 - greedtheavaricious (01/13/2014) [-]
HAH! You're nothing without the power of KHORNE...flakes.
#47 to #46 - eddio ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I can be what I want to beeeeee...

pew pew
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
Forces of chaos... bow to me.
#24 to #23 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
FOR THE IMPERIAL GUAAAARD
FOR THE IMPERIAL GUAAAARD
#25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
FOR THE SLAUGTHER!
#26 to #25 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE
#27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
WARGHGBLWARGHBLARGHWABLWARGH
#28 to #27 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I WILL PURGE THE UNCLEAN
#29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
You got the games on Steam? Please tell me you do.
#30 to #29 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Only Dawn of War II, my original dawn of war and the expansions either got broken by my friends or lost somehow.

MFW
#31 to #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
Aww ******* **** . Soulstorm is best Dawn of War.
User avatar #33 to #31 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
By the way why don't I add you to steam?
User avatar #34 to #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
Sure thing. Search for Greed the Avaricious.
User avatar #35 to #34 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
There's about 5.2 million Greed the Avaricious's when I searched for it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - greedtheavaricious (11/20/2013) [-]
...That is an outrage.

I'm the one with the Chaos Marine.
User avatar #37 to #36 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I sent an invite, would you mind going online so i can make sure it's you?
#32 to #31 - eddio ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Indeed it is, I am unimpressed with your devotion to Chaos. I will crush you.
User avatar #3 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
HI.ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #7 to #3 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Hello, that is the scariest face ive ever seen.
User avatar #9 to #7 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ dongers in the house tonight ᕙ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕗ
User avatar #10 to #9 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Dongers?
User avatar #2 to #1 - eddio ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Well hello my fine friend
User avatar #4 to #2 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
Jesus I see just now you replied here
User avatar #5 to #4 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Fastest man alive
User avatar #8 to #6 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
that made me lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
oh god stahp
User avatar #14 to #13 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Dude, I am legitimately laughing right now.
User avatar #15 to #14 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ

You're entertained easily, ain't cha? ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ
User avatar #16 to #15 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all so sudden, really, i just can't handle it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎. Captain Donger on duty ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎
User avatar #18 to #17 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
You don't mean doger, do you?
User avatar #19 to #18 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
No, donger.

ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ
User avatar #20 to #19 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, man.
User avatar #21 to #20 - greedtheavaricious (10/23/2013) [-]
So how you doing?
User avatar #22 to #21 - eddio ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm all good, and yourself my fine fellow?
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