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#28430 - maybe >.> 17 hours ago on Nintendokami's profile 0
#28428 - mfw see it has almost been a week  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Nintendokami's profile 0
#28429 - Nintendokami (18 hours ago) [-]
Better than a month!
User avatar #28430 - ecov (17 hours ago) [-]
maybe >.>


#1214735 - Goddamn I want to get in a fist fight right now 18 hours ago on Friendly 0
#28426 - I just haven't talked to in like.....what feels like a month  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Nintendokami's profile 0
#28427 - Nintendokami (18 hours ago) [-]
I talked to you on Monday about hazing!
#28428 - ecov (18 hours ago) [-]
mfw see it has almost been a week
#28429 - Nintendokami (18 hours ago) [-]
Better than a month!
User avatar #28430 - ecov (17 hours ago) [-]
maybe >.>


#1214618 - I bought mine on friday 18 hours ago on Friendly 0
#1214611 - sucks to be them  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1214612 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
:c
#1214607 - He in court  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1214610 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
And what about non-christians?
User avatar #1214611 - ecov (18 hours ago) [-]
sucks to be them
User avatar #1214612 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
:c
#1214600 - gay satan bitch can't touch the bible to swear in  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1214605 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
But why would he need to swear in?
User avatar #1214607 - ecov (18 hours ago) [-]
He in court
User avatar #1214610 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
And what about non-christians?
User avatar #1214611 - ecov (18 hours ago) [-]
sucks to be them
User avatar #1214612 - hunman (18 hours ago) [-]
:c
#1214587 - TFW you're so old if you want easter chocolate you have to buy…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1214617 - theorangefox (18 hours ago) [-]
Get it on sale.
User avatar #1214613 - europe (18 hours ago) [-]
tfw got my own chocolate right now
User avatar #1214618 - ecov (18 hours ago) [-]
I bought mine on friday
#1214568 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1214571 - mikli (18 hours ago) [-]
lol

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#3562 - admiralhowe ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
She's still passed out on my bed.
She woke up for a bit, i kissed her and told her to go back to sleep.
Poor girl is going to have a gigantic headache when she wakes up.
#3563 to #3562 - ecov ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
The world just loves to cock block you
The world just loves to cock block you
#3564 to #3563 - admiralhowe ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
We had sex twice before she went to work.
User avatar #3512 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3554 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
be sure to use a condom
#3555 to #3554 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
God dude, ima fawn over her a bit here but imagine.
A short, maybe 5'3-5'4 chick; Black hair to her shoulder, pale-ish skin, sexy lips, beautiful pale blue eyes, kind of a cold attitude, perky ass, nice C cups by the looks of them, and generally quiet and she likes to hit.
Now factor in that when you do actually get more than a sentence out of her, she goes full horny-silly on you.
She is amazing man, i cant stop thinking about her.
Even more since she kissed me yesterday.
User avatar #3556 to #3555 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
lucky bitch
#3559 to #3558 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
She called asking if she could just hurry up and come over.
Yes.
I gotta go, wish me luck bby.
User avatar #3560 to #3559 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
good luck bitch
#3533 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I remember you telling me about that
I remember you telling me about that
#3534 to #3533 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I just wish she stayed small, this ******* girl is going to end up giving me a heart attack.
Damn teens.
#3535 to #3534 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3536 to #3535 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Whats your faggy self doin anyway?
#3537 to #3536 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Watching ippo and talking to you and shannon but I have some deep thinking going on right now
#3538 to #3537 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Explain the deep thinking.
#3539 to #3538 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I've now been put into my squad for about a week. These are the brothers among my brothers. Think of the usmc as an onion. You are placed in a unit which is the whole onion, then your company, then your platoon, then your squad, and finally at the very center is your fire team. This team is normally 4~5 people and these are the men that I work and train on a daily basis. These are going to be the men that will be to my left and right is I go to combat. These are the men that I might die for to save them. I'm just wrapped up in that thought. I can very possibly have one of them die in my arms, What would I do and say to them. Or I could the one that dies to save them.

These are my brothers, they are as close if not closer to me than my own blood. Losing them truly scares me. I try not to think about it and just live for the day but sometimes I can't avoid it.
#3540 to #3539 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
You can never prepare for that, even the coldest people can shrug it off and the most ready of people cant follow through with their plan of acting when someone dies.
Its the fear and unknown that drives us to do what we want to do, what we feel we have to do.
Theyre there, probably thinking the same thing you are and just as scared as you, but youre there because you chose to let that fear drive you to be someone who can do something about it.
When they die, thats when you ask yourself these questions.
If you dwell on it now, worse will happen.
Remember what i told you a long time ago, go into battle hoping to live, and surely you will not. Go into battle determined to die, and surely you will live.
In a nutshell, let this fear drive you to be greater, so when the time comes, you'll know exactly what to do.
#3541 to #3540 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I know I will become one of the fiercest in my squad. I work harder than any of the new guys...except maybe one of them who is part of my squad. 2 weeks ago I was the weakest of them all. Now I'm rising in the ranks, They can see my drive and I let it shine. I just pray that if anybody in my squad or team is fated to die on the battlefield that that ****** is me, and I sure as hell aint going to let that happen. I won't become some name on a wall collecting dust. After my 4 years I'm going to find a girl, settle down, and I'm going to have a goddamn family. I'm going to have a son that I tuck into every night and I'm going to have a bloody princess that I'm going to spoil. I'm going to have a wife that I can come home too everyday. Give her a kiss and ask about her day and if some ****** tries to take this from me.....I'm going to send that ****** to hell
#3542 to #3541 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.   
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever 						*******					 die.   
You are a machine.   
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever ******* die.
You are a machine.
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
#3543 to #3542 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
They won't know what'll hit them
They won't know what'll hit them
#3544 to #3543 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Good, remember, youre a ******* Terminator.
#3545 to #3544 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3546 to #3545 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
If it brightens your night, i might also sex tonight.
#3547 to #3546 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
remember the one with the smallest dick becomes the bitch

Best of luck
#3548 to #3547 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Its my neighbor's sister you buttslut.
#3549 to #3548 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Just don't let her use the strap-on and you'll be fine
#3550 to #3549 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Im so hype man.
She is perfect, like, my dream chick.
dsaf
#3552 to #3550 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
but what if she's a dude though
#3553 to #3552 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
The way she looks, id still **** her.
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
wow that pic is pepsi
User avatar #3513 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
oh hi
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
sooooooo you rang?
User avatar #3516 to #3515 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
im bored, entertain me
#3517 to #3516 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching hajime no ippo
User avatar #3518 to #3517 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
sweet, im downloading it
hi-5 for being coincidence buddies.
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
hue
#3522 to #3521 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
well its true
#3523 to #3522 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
the sumo has more class and style
#3524 to #3523 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
yeah well **** yew
#3526 to #3525 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
i ******* smell delicious you unkempt pube.
#3527 to #3526 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3528 to #3527 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
people would ******* love to bury their nose in a heap of my laundry.
#3529 to #3528 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
**ecov calls bullship**
**ecov calls bullship**
#3530 to #3529 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
My entire family is mostly fat except for my younger sister, and my mom.
Now imagine growing up with that fat, sweaty smell during the summer.
I vowed to never stink like that for as long as i live.
Its how i got into the sissy **** i buy now, like cherry blossom lotion and special oils that smell like good cologne.
Homie dont play.
#3531 to #3530 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
well 						****
well ****
#3532 to #3531 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure if i didnt go into mom mode when i did, my sister wouldve turned out all gross like the others.
User avatar #3511 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3510 - ecov ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
admiralhowe I can't see your profile
User avatar #3508 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
you suck
#3509 to #3508 - ecov ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
wait wut?
#3507 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
hi e-queen.
#3506 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
hullo
#3472 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
You on or did you just leave yourself logged in?
User avatar #3494 to #3472 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
oh how so?
#3495 to #3494 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Well i have 2 plans.
A. Me, you, lightning and shisn.o come, we go and have a nice time, ditch lightning somewhere and go to the Power Exchange
B. Me, you and my cousin and friend come and we go straight there, and spend all ************* day there, getting hammered and being surrounded by women.

Anything you want, they do, anything. I was on a couch, getting a ******* and making out with a girl while two others had their hands all over me while 2 ******** were going at it. I felt like a god damn king.
#3496 to #3495 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
sounds awesome I just have to be sober because of work reasons
#3497 to #3496 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
#3499 to #3498 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.   
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.   
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.   
Does that sound good?
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.
Does that sound good?
User avatar #3500 to #3499 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
hell yeah
User avatar #3501 to #3500 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Then we shall get our dicks blown this summer
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #3503 to #3502 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Where else would you want to go?
Theres a lot of stuff in San Francisco.
User avatar #3504 to #3503 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
no idea got to go

I have to wake up super early
User avatar #3505 to #3504 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
ok, bai
User avatar #3473 to #3472 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
leave myself logged in

had to clean the room and was playing music
User avatar #3474 to #3473 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh, you just relaxing now or are you still busy?
Im still a bit hurting after my trip.
User avatar #3475 to #3474 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
just chilling now
#3476 to #3475 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Yay.   
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy 						****					.   
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got 						******					 and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into  magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.   
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.   
Yay
Yay.
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy **** .
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got ****** and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.
Yay
#3477 to #3476 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
good for you bud

I've just been doing yardwork, running with my combat gear, and getting hazed

it's ****** but I'm somehow enjoying it
#3478 to #3477 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
im still kinda dizzy too, i woke up like 3 hours ago
it was nice.
Maybe youre enjoying it because physical labor is better than sitting down and having to work.
#3479 to #3478 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
#3480 to #3479 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Youre going beast mode every day, id feel like a total badass too.
#3481 to #3480 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm already getting man boobies
#3482 to #3481 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Awesome Arnold bewbs?
#3483 to #3482 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
they're not that big yet

because I'm so tall they still need to fill out more but it more than what some people have
User avatar #3485 to #3483 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
i never told you about that, **** .
Well i went there and thats how i got to be with that chick.
#3484 to #3483 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.    
I now have hoes with different area codes.   
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.
I now have hoes with different area codes.
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
#3487 to #3486 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob 						****					 to them there.   
In the basement they do the 						****					 cray cray 						****					.   
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve 						******					 everyone there.   
Its like 						*******					 pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are 						*******					 fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.   
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob **** to them there.
In the basement they do the **** cray cray **** .
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve ****** everyone there.
Its like ******* pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are ******* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
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#3489 to #3488 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
We have to go man, its like a legal whore house and the only money you waste is entry fees and drinks when you want them.
I want to live there, ITS SO AWESOME.
#3490 to #3489 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
yes we must
#3491 to #3490 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I might even go back this weekend.
#3492 to #3491 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
wish I could go but duty sucks
#3493 to #3492 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
If everything goes according to my plan, Me, You and 2 others should be able to go.
If everything goes according to my plan, Me, You and 2 others should be able to go.
#3467 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I know i might be apologizing too much but i feel really really really really bad for forgetting to re-add you.
I feel like i made you feel bad, then i start to feel bad then nothing is good.
Im sorry.
User avatar #3468 to #3467 - ecov ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Nah don't worry about it butt plug I've been having a couple of busy days lately. Also are you free this weekend the rest of the battalion is coming back from deployment and even the gunnery sergeant told us to get out of town for the weekend. I have plans to chill with my brother but if you want to join us the more the merrier
User avatar #3469 to #3468 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
im going back to SF this weekend, i just came back from there an hour ago.
I was trying to convince lightning and another person from friendly to meet up to **** around then we were going to go get you, but if that doesnt go off then ill just go see you.
That was my whole plan, for the friends i know who are in Cali to meet up for the summer.
User avatar #3470 to #3469 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Hey man I got ****** with duty on Saturday so I can't go anywhere this weekend
User avatar #3471 to #3470 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
aw **** that sucks.
#3466 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
i do hope your not mad though, i feel like a dick for forgetting.
#3465 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
im sorry i forgot to add you back.
#3384 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
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#3445 to #3384 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
*me piledrives you into concrete
#3446 to #3445 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Hue you suck.
#3447 to #3446 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch I'm tired
#3448 to #3447 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Gosleep then dummy.
Gosleep then dummy.
User avatar #3449 to #3448 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch no
#3450 to #3449 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
but y
User avatar #3451 to #3450 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
we have to wake up in about 2 hours so we can REclean the squadbay and the others can catch their flights
#3452 to #3451 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
At least try to nap.
User avatar #3453 to #3452 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm so used to not sleeping that I'm not bothered by it
#3454 to #3453 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
**** that, i love sleeping.
I wish people cold hibernate and not get any brain damage n stuff.
User avatar #3455 to #3454 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I use to love sleeping too...well still do but I rarely find it refreshing

I keep waking up every 4 hours or so
#3456 to #3455 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
you should find a 						******					 when you have free time finally.
you should find a ****** when you have free time finally.
User avatar #3457 to #3456 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm only really interested in ******* one girl at the moment right now
#3458 to #3457 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Who? Shannon?
Who? Shannon?
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#3460 to #3459 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
And im stuck here getting cockblocked by a teenager.   
   
How do you plan on doin the deed before you give her the seed?
And im stuck here getting cockblocked by a teenager.

How do you plan on doin the deed before you give her the seed?
#3461 to #3460 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Instead of buying a bike I'm going on a vacation to Australia once I save up enough
I got about 2 grand in the bank right now so it's a good start

I also have plans for years down the road if I reenlist I can make a demand that I want to be stationed in the new base they're building there

Or get out after 4 years and use the GI bill to study abroad in Aussie

I have other plans but those are the 3 most likely plans for this to happen
#3462 to #3461 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Wish i had something like that to look forward to.
How did she react when you told her you wanted the v?
#3463 to #3462 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
she just blushed and thinks I'm just playing around but all in due time

hey I'm going to play guild wars 2

it finally finished downloading

peace *****
#3464 to #3463 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
ok, seeya.
ok, seeya.
User avatar #3425 to #3384 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I would be more intimidated if I knew who that was
#3426 to #3425 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
How do you not know who Mike Tyson is? Why must the people i love disappoint me so?
User avatar #3427 to #3426 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
was he in star trek or something?
#3428 to #3427 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Okay youre not hot to me anymore.   
He was one o the most famous boxers of all time, only behind Muhammad Ali.
Okay youre not hot to me anymore.
He was one o the most famous boxers of all time, only behind Muhammad Ali.
#3430 to #3429 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Srsly like all your hotness just gone.
Srsly like all your hotness just gone.
#3431 to #3430 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I cri 5evar now
#3432 to #3431 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Good, im embarrassed for you.
#3433 to #3432 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
aaaaand I'm over it

#3434 to #3433 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Im over you
#3435 to #3434 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
like I would ever let you over me in the first place
#3436 to #3435 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
You just did ***** .
#3437 to #3436 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
*****

I'm about to open a can of whoop ass on you
#3439 to #3438 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I would kick your ass so bad

they would have to surgery have to remove my boot from your ass
#3440 to #3439 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
You dont have the balls assclown.
You dont have the balls assclown.
#3441 to #3440 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
my balls are so big they drag on the ground

bitch watch me
#3442 to #3441 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Im watching but all i see is an assclown.
#3443 to #3442 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
*me kicks Josh's ass to where it has to be surgerly removed
*me kicks Josh's ass to where it has to be surgerly removed
#3444 to #3443 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
wow u ****** up.
Told you ya dont have the cojones
User avatar #3405 to #3384 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
atta girl
#3406 to #3405 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Now shag me before i revolt.
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
lol no

sexual deprivation is a bitch
#3408 to #3407 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3409 to #3408 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
hue
#3410 to #3409 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
<///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////3
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#3411 to #3410 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch you know you like it    
   
now come here and hug a cactus
bitch you know you like it

now come here and hug a cactus
#3412 to #3411 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
nu, u hurt muh hert
nu, u hurt muh hert
#3415 to #3414 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
and the bitch is back under my thumb
#3416 to #3415 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
i hate you, asssclown.
#3417 to #3416 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
tsundere
#3418 to #3417 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
ohgod not you too.
User avatar #3419 to #3418 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
nou
#3420 to #3419 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
i dunno what that even means.
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
And you expect me to know?
#3422 to #3421 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well you said it assclown.
User avatar #3423 to #3422 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
like I understand the things I say

#3424 to #3423 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
One of these days ima bite you, Mike Tyson style.
One of these days ima bite you, Mike Tyson style.
#3387 to #3386 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
So I found out that gradhole will be hell

because I currently don't have orders I get placed there

There they take your phones away n **** and basically treat you like **** with little to no respect
#3388 to #3387 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
that mean no contact for a while?
#3389 to #3388 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
just limited to the weekends for a few hours

hopefully the admin bastards will have something by tomorrow
#3390 to #3389 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll send you a picture of my ass to tide you over since you wont have internet a lot.
#3392 to #3391 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Arent i the bestest friend ever?
#3393 to #3392 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah with friends like you I don't need enemies
#3394 to #3393 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
You know you like it though.
You know you like it though.
#3395 to #3394 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I bet it's all hairy
#3396 to #3395 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Its not hairy, its nice.
Anybody would be proud to pound my anus.
#3398 to #3397 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well its true, my butt is perfection.
Yours is all gross and dirty.
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
it's a man's ass

it's built for efficient purposes
#3400 to #3399 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Like humpin?
Like humpin?
User avatar #3401 to #3400 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
up mountains
#3402 to #3401 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
y u no let me win ever?
y u no let me win ever?
#3403 to #3402 - ecov ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
cuz you my bitch 5evar
#3404 to #3403 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, i accept.
Well when you put it that way, i accept.
#3359 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
#3380 to #3359 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
weirder **** has happened bro

us marines are ****** up
#3381 to #3380 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Every time you say weirder **** has happened, youre just pushing me to do something gayer and gayer.
#3382 to #3381 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
in boot camp our platoon leader was mailed a giant dildo and a tub of mayo
User avatar #3383 to #3382 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
i must top that
#3360 to #3359 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Yo
#3361 to #3360 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
ello, wutcha doin?
#3362 to #3361 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
cleaning out my locker
#3363 to #3362 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
How come?
#3364 to #3363 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
My company graduates tues
#3365 to #3364 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Does that mean i can start sending you those extremely gay letters soon?
Does that mean i can start sending you those extremely gay letters soon?
#3366 to #3365 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah they don't check mail now but I have no idea where I'm going yet so I'm probably going to be placed in a holding company but everybody else is going to hawaii
#3367 to #3366 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Casn you imagine going to Hawaii? All of the brown women and ice you can imagine.
Casn you imagine going to Hawaii? All of the brown women and ice you can imagine.
#3368 to #3367 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I don't care where I go

as long as it's not 29 palms or camp lejeune
#3369 to #3368 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
But California tho.
#3370 to #3369 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I would be happy with cali

I have you and my brother here
#3371 to #3370 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I just cant wait to send you some boxers in the mail for hues.
#3373 to #3372 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
ima do it
User avatar #3374 to #3373 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
**ecov then proceeds to not check his mail for a month**
yeah I know you are
User avatar #3375 to #3374 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I can imagine it now, a bunch of guys getting stuff from their moms and girl and you pull out a pair of boxers and everyone just stares.
#3376 to #3375 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
apparently my "mom" doesn't understand the concept of boxing gloves
User avatar #3377 to #3376 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
whut
User avatar #3378 to #3377 - ecov ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
my excuse when they see
#3379 to #3378 - admiralhowe ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh lel.   
Imagine if you find them missing though, thatd be hilarious and horrifying.
Ohhhhh lel.
Imagine if you find them missing though, thatd be hilarious and horrifying.
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#3330 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
All kidding and 						***********					 aside, i love you man.
All kidding and *********** aside, i love you man.
User avatar #3352 to #3330 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
now it sounds like a bad porno
User avatar #3353 to #3352 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
it is but its funny as balls.
User avatar #3354 to #3353 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
ahhhh
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Dude, look up some Bang Bus vids, i ******* love those.
User avatar #3356 to #3355 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I will when my friend falls asleep
#3331 to #3330 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I love you too man

what made you say this all of a sudden?
#3332 to #3331 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Holy **** saved.
Youre still the only one i can count on to talk to when i need you.
Weekend comes by, youre here, and im happy.
Im sorry if im being a bummer and that chick is talking to you still.
#3333 to #3332 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah I talk to as much as I can like I do with you

also skype is the best way to contact me on the weekends
#3334 to #3333 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I'll remember to skype then.   
I dunno lately i feel like youre the only one left i can talk to, everyone else just kinda forgot about me.
I'll remember to skype then.
I dunno lately i feel like youre the only one left i can talk to, everyone else just kinda forgot about me.
#3335 to #3334 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
to be fair only you and chiko are really the only civillians I can still talk to. Everybody else feels boring and uneventful
#3336 to #3335 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I wish i had a boring and uneventful day.
'specially since i started my new job, i get less free time to spend with people.
Im home 6 days a week and all of them i have to do sit anyway.
#3337 to #3336 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
sorry I got caught up in porn
#3339 to #3338 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
bitch I get less than 36 hours of free time to look at porn give me a break
#3340 to #3339 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
You can have all the breaks you want, just remember to record next time.
#3341 to #3340 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I did that once.....nevar again
#3342 to #3341 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
oh yeah...



I got to yell at fat kids last week.
#3343 to #3342 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #3345 to #3343 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
*someone else i told
#3344 to #3343 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Because wrestling.   
Im not sure if it was you or someone else but i got back into wrestling, i got signed and last week i had my debut and cut a promo basically establishing me as a bad guy.   
There were a bunch of fat kids in the crowd so i worked with it.   
Thats what i love about indy wrestling, you dont gotta be PC
Because wrestling.
Im not sure if it was you or someone else but i got back into wrestling, i got signed and last week i had my debut and cut a promo basically establishing me as a bad guy.
There were a bunch of fat kids in the crowd so i worked with it.
Thats what i love about indy wrestling, you dont gotta be PC
#3346 to #3344 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
that's awesome
#3347 to #3346 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I tried my hardest to sound like an abusive father.
I almost got rushed by fans, it was nice.
are you still watching porn?
#3348 to #3347 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
no but I'm trying to get some

I got sidetracked
#3349 to #3348 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Tomorrow or something, look for a porn called &quot;My ass is haunted.&quot;
Tomorrow or something, look for a porn called "My ass is haunted."
#3350 to #3349 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
that sounds like it'll be something I'd regret watching
#3351 to #3350 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Its a pron with a horror theme to it.
Its a pron with a horror theme to it.
#3312 to #3251 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
the little one is being ***** for some reason and turning me on

I blame her
#3313 to #3312 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh AND youre talking to someone else too.   
I cant believe i wanted you to blow a load in my ass.
Oh AND youre talking to someone else too.
I cant believe i wanted you to blow a load in my ass.
#3316 to #3315 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm so full of wut right now
#3317 to #3316 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Now i feel better.   
Dont you miss that? Me confusing the 						****					 out of you?
Now i feel better.
Dont you miss that? Me confusing the **** out of you?
#3318 to #3317 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
you gave me a headache you doucher
#3319 to #3318 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
<3
4reel tho, if you so happened to slip, fall and land in me in a way where it is sexual, i would not mind.
#3320 to #3319 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I know dude

But right now going that far is a no

But when we meet prepare for a big ass ******* hug dude
#3321 to #3320 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Well no **** its a no but im still going to have my ***** n gigs dammit.

Im going to suplex you when we meet, you wont expect it, but its going to happen.
#3322 to #3321 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
bitch I will stab you *****
#3324 to #3323 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
in the liver
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
with my sog trident tanto
#3329 to #3328 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
getaway   
go talk to ur lady, mr. slut-pants.
getaway
go talk to ur lady, mr. slut-pants.
#3292 to #3251 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
we nerdy as **** dude
#3295 to #3294 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Eventually, some how, some way, its going to happen. Like some kind of reverse rape.
Eventually, some how, some way, its going to happen. Like some kind of reverse rape.
#3296 to #3295 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm still going to say it's rape
#3297 to #3296 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Does that even count as rape? Just pinning someone down and making them 						****					 you?
Does that even count as rape? Just pinning someone down and making them **** you?
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#3299 to #3298 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Well then rape it is.
Well then rape it is.
#3301 to #3300 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Well at least that dream you had of ******* inside will kinda come true, no?
#3302 to #3301 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I need an adult noa
#3303 to #3302 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I am an adult.
I am an adult.
#3305 to #3304 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
huehuehue
huehuehue
#3306 to #3305 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I scared nao
#3307 to #3306 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
You know youre considering it.
You know youre considering it.
#3308 to #3307 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
but I have a little special someone I'm trying to make mine
#3309 to #3308 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I get it now, im just some tramp you like to talk dirty to.
I get it now, im just some tramp you like to talk dirty to.
#3310 to #3309 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
You started it
#3311 to #3310 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
You let me though.
You let me though.
User avatar #3272 to #3251 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but the thing is that the training is so hard that there is a >90% dropout rate
#3273 to #3272 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Try to turn your brain off and do things until you pass out.
Try to turn your brain off and do things until you pass out.
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty much what I do now

I stop over thinking things and just let my body move

have you seen the new robocop? I pretty much did that and just let my training program override my conscious
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
If you keep doing that, you'll make it through.
I know you will.
#3276 to #3275 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but to be honest when I've been waking up each day after the hike I'm in so much pain

Pretty much like this
#3277 to #3276 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Maybe you should rethink Recon then.
#3278 to #3277 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
well right now there's only about a 30% chance of me going recon

But I'm not going to quit if I go. I have never since I've been in the marine corps just say **** this it's too hard I'm done.

I have yet to find that limit where I black out because I pushed too far.

I've had plateaus but I've always passed them
#3279 to #3278 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Before you go and after you graduate, will you be able to do stuff, like go places?
#3280 to #3279 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
that's tricky to say I graduate on the 11th and I won't be able to go anywhere off base till then. If I go recon I have some freedoms in the beginning but then I pretty much go through ultra defcon 1 boot camp and be lower than bird **** . However if I don't go I pretty much have a 9-5 job till I get my orders then I go wherever
#3281 to #3280 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
So there is a good chance we can go buttsex get hammered?
So there is a good chance we can go buttsex get hammered?
#3282 to #3281 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
right now yes lets aim for the 22~23 weekend
#3283 to #3282 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Yay, i dont work then either.
#3284 to #3283 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
alrighty is there a certain place you want to meet?
#3285 to #3284 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
yknow ive never been to San Diego before, like ever.
Soooooo i dunno.
#3286 to #3285 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
Me and another buddy wants to go to san diego to go to mecca of anime there you can join us
#3287 to #3286 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Ohhhh a Ménage eh?
#3288 to #3287 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
maybe a little
#3289 to #3288 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
If i dont come out of there with a nickname like &quot;The Shish-kebab Kid&quot; im going to be disappointed.
If i dont come out of there with a nickname like "The Shish-kebab Kid" im going to be disappointed.
#3290 to #3289 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
you're going to be the regular looking guy compared to me and the other guy
#3252 to #3251 - ecov ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
I did advance urban combat this week. How to use a squad to raid, defend, and clear buildings. The mock town we went to was like 30 buildings which is crazy big. We also cleared a room with live grenade and rounds. We also completed a 20km night hike in about 4 hours. My feet feel like they're walking on hot coals
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
what's up

User avatar #3257 to #3256 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
im just looking a gifs and cleaning soda off my mic.
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
lol why do you have soda on your mic?
User avatar #3259 to #3258 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
i laughed and i sprayed it
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I has guild wars 2
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
whats guild wars 2?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
from what I've been told it's like wow but its a one time buy and has no subscription
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
How much is it?
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
like $50
User avatar #3266 to #3265 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but I only spend money on the weekends right now so it kinda adds up right now
#3267 to #3266 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
How is it there so far?
User avatar #3268 to #3267 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
well for the past few days its been ******* rain but I graduate on the 11th so it's all good. There's a question mark as far as where I'm going after though. The thing is that on Monday I signed up for Recon training which is like special forces but a few days ago I got word that the list I signed up on was now invalid so who knows where I'm going
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
What made you go with Recon?
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - ecov ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
We gained word that only a few of us had orders to go to our permanent duty station. So they cut us a deal that instead of just waiting in ******** lima company being on guard duty we can go train for recon. Also if we failed we just become a rifleman again so there was no lost. I mean come on dude I would get to play with all those cool new toys you only get to see in movies and video games like silencers and sniper rifles
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
That does sound nice, i hope you make it.
#3228 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
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#3230 to #3229 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
What ish up yous?
#3231 to #3230 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
just chillin with a buddy at the ymca. We only have 2 more weeks of this hell hole then I get to leave student status start getting treated like a human again

you?
#3232 to #3231 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh nice, oh but don't you have to do some really awful stuff those last two weeks? I don't remember the entire list but I do remember it was really some pretty rough stuff x3

Just chilling watching youtube for a while trying to pass the time until I head out later to go to a concert with a friend, I'm almost out of videos and have no idea what to do after heh
#3233 to #3232 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
well we only have about one and a half of actual training left. Most of this week we go to this mock town and learn more advance urban combat with live m67 grenades and 5.56 rounds then we have a 20km hike on friday then on the next monday and tues we have a range op where the mortarmen, machine gunners, assualtmen, and us riflemen work together with all live ammo to blow something up. Then the last few days is just admin ********
#3234 to #3233 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh nice, I think I was thinking of that camp thing you did before you got into all of that I had forgotten you were already through all of that heh
Honestly that all sounds like it would be fricken fun hehe, super tiring yes but still fun hehe
#3235 to #3234 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
well it sucks going through it but when you look back on it it's lots of fun and you have a sense of pride because very few people get to do what I do. We had a first sergeant talk to us last week about the infantry and there is only about 18,000 of us in the entire corp and only about .001% of the country can say they are part of our badass club.
#3236 to #3235 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Aye hehe, I'd think a 20 mile hike and combat training would be pretty fun, of course you're also carrying a ton of stuff but still, get to go with a bunch of people and practice combat with them in a mock town, thats pretty awesome heh, like if there was the choice of school work and that that would win every time x3
What is the mock town going to be like also? Is it actually going to be a town sized place made for practice combat and all that?
#3237 to #3236 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
a lot like this but like 20 buildings

I tried to find an actual picture of it on google maps but failed
#3238 to #3237 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Damn nice, so then were these places that were like made for the purpose of training or .... well I can't think of an or but pretty much were they all like designed and all that?
#3239 to #3238 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I want to think so but we also clear rooms with live grenades and ammo so there's going to be a certain amount of damage over time
#3240 to #3239 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Heh yeah I bet, I guess it would make more sense to build and design these than to just train people in random destroyed places. They probably can just remake them after a while too
#3241 to #3240 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
lol no the Corp is broke dude we practically don't have a budget compared to the other branches. The Army has a budget 10x the size of ours
#3242 to #3241 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh well then damn heh, so then you're probably going to be going into some pretty worn down places there, but hey what better to learn combat in I guess x3
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#3244 to #3243 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Heh damn thats pretty crazy, honestly if I was ever a part of the military I'd just want to be one of those just kind of occupies the place and chills, I wouldn't be proud of it but I'd rather not be in the storm of everything heh
#3245 to #3244 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
then security forces in the marines would be perfect

basically you just stand guard for 8 hours a day then go home
#3246 to #3245 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Hehe aye thats not bad, its not anything to be proud doing but still is just me heh

Have you ever seen any really bad mess ups when learning some about some of the things or equiptment? I dunno I'd just think thee would be a few mess ups that come with learning all that stuff heh
User avatar #3248 to #3246 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
hey I have to go back to work I'll talk to you later
#3249 to #3248 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Have a good one mate!
#3247 to #3246 - ecov ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
oh boy where do I start

most of it was just people getting blasted for being idiots but this last we had people get poison oak on their nuts and one guy **** his pants. We also had one guy when we started learning how to clear rooms with a practice grenade which is really just a firecracker shaped like a grenade, He threw it and it the door wall and it went back to his feet and blew up. It was harmless but the ass chewing he got was priceless. There are many more but I can't remember them off the top of my head
#3250 to #3247 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Pfffffffft hahahahhah oooooh god, hoooooow? Hoooow did they get poison oak on there nuts? And what happened to the dude who shat himself? x3
Heheheh oh wow poor guy, reminds me of this gif x3
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/1743024/Grenade
#3226 - nerobritannicus (02/02/2014) [-]
I thought youd be on today, oh well, i might go to San Jose in a month, its the same exact distance from Fresno to where you are so its no big deal, just a change of address really.
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