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#17 - I'll draw them for you if you want Or …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Hello! 0
#18 - hatapon (04/07/2015) [-]
I got a hat design already, but thanks for the offer!
#21 - That's because you can't understand qualiy like a normal being  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on I tried to draw good 0
User avatar #22 - tursty (04/03/2015) [-]
Boobs
#19 - My pikachu from memory without checking and the real one for c…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2015 on I tried to draw good +1
User avatar #20 - tursty (04/03/2015) [-]
Ur waifu is shit
User avatar #21 - ecalycptus (04/03/2015) [-]
That's because you can't understand qualiy like a normal being
User avatar #22 - tursty (04/03/2015) [-]
Boobs
#40 - I am Well done 03/31/2015 on Realistic 0
#3 - After  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on the next time. 0
#4 - thispuckingguy (03/30/2015) [-]
I had to work today and I couldn't visit her grave on her bday Now I don't feel so well I miss you mom.
User avatar #5 - aximil (03/30/2015) [-]
To be fair, you set yourself up for that.
User avatar #6 - thispuckingguy (03/30/2015) [-]
To be fair a b conversation c ur way out
#1 - I'm sorry the last **** I gave was towards your mother.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2015 on the next time. +1
User avatar #2 - thispuckingguy (03/30/2015) [-]
Was this before or after she died..... Her birthday was yesterday
User avatar #3 - ecalycptus (03/30/2015) [-]
After
#4 - thispuckingguy (03/30/2015) [-]
I had to work today and I couldn't visit her grave on her bday Now I don't feel so well I miss you mom.
User avatar #5 - aximil (03/30/2015) [-]
To be fair, you set yourself up for that.
User avatar #6 - thispuckingguy (03/30/2015) [-]
To be fair a b conversation c ur way out
#642 - ecalycptus TheNikohero havockwzy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Top 3 Favorite FJers? +1
#1773 - thenikohero (03/31/2015) [-]
I love you eca, sorry for being inactive on skype but I'm with my GF until tomorow. so hang tit guys. You're my special snowflake====
#643 - havockwzy (03/29/2015) [-]
y-you too
#14 - This was one of the first WebMs I saved 03/28/2015 on Kek 0
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#5 - Thanks 03/21/2015 on my favorite musician +2

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#156 - janeyzombie ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
Yo, heard you been stalkin mah homeboy havockwzy.   
You better be lettin up on that sheit, fool, cus he might be a beotch, but he's my muhfuggin beotch, got dat?   
Dun 			****		 wit me, boay.
Yo, heard you been stalkin mah homeboy havockwzy.
You better be lettin up on that sheit, fool, cus he might be a beotch, but he's my muhfuggin beotch, got dat?
Dun **** wit me, boay.
#155 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Oh my god. What a huge faggot.
User avatar #153 to #152 - ecalycptus (02/24/2015) [-]
So, what's the plan?
#154 to #153 - havockwzy (02/24/2015) [-]
We make the dankest meme and conquer the world with it!
#146 - tapeworms ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#148 to #147 - tapeworms ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
No this.
No this.
#149 to #148 - tapeworms ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
**tapeworms used "*roll picture*"**
**tapeworms rolled image**
#142 - havockwzy (02/14/2015) [-]
1 2 3 4 I declare a 			********		 storm
1 2 3 4 I declare a ******** storm
#141 - hypex (02/14/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that youre a human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that youre a human bean and a real hero!
#143 to #141 - ecalycptus (02/14/2015) [-]
Should I an hero then?
#144 to #143 - havockwzy (02/14/2015) [-]
do eet, post noots
User avatar #140 - tursty ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
appaK
#138 - fefe (02/06/2015) [-]
I hear there's a cure for autism coming out. Glad people like you are getting help.
#139 to #138 - ecalycptus (02/06/2015) [-]
>Implying I would take the cure
User avatar #135 - havockwzy (02/03/2015) [-]
***** i dare you to join the autism squad!

do it!
do it love!
faggot!
User avatar #136 to #135 - ecalycptus (02/03/2015) [-]
Where do I sign?
User avatar #137 to #136 - havockwzy (02/03/2015) [-]
gimme skype and steam via pm or something
#134 - havockwzy (01/22/2015) [-]
this is how i feel without you
#112 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
do you really smell like an ecalycptus? if so, can i use you as deoderant?
do you really smell like an ecalycptus? if so, can i use you as deoderant?
User avatar #113 to #112 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
Of course I do. And of course you can,
#114 to #113 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
you're a bro, you can use me for whatever you want,between 6pm and 10pm but not on sundays
you're a bro, you can use me for whatever you want,between 6pm and 10pm but not on sundays
#117 to #116 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
My folder is too big for me to find a funny reaction image, so I hope you can enjoy this random one
#119 to #118 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
So, what's up?
So, what's up?
#120 to #119 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
not much thats why im bugging you, i played may fair share of dota and evolve for today so im taking a break. how are you?
User avatar #121 to #120 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
A little bored, so I'm doing random stuff, maths, drawings, programming.
Just jumping from applications to applications really.
If you are bored, don't hesitate to bug me, I like human contact
#122 to #121 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
what languages do you program on?   
   
i have been studying for my c++ test
what languages do you program on?

i have been studying for my c++ test
User avatar #124 to #123 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
i just wish we hadnt had this one teacher giving us laboratory classes, 90% of us are bound to flop since he didnt help out on our programs.

i mean i know what i need to code now but we just dont have time... oh well i can pass the theory but i think a have to leave the practical component to next year.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
I hope it dosen't scare you frem programming, because personally I have much fun programming for myself and friends. Also I never took a programming calss so I dunno how it is, I learned all by myself. Still, good luck for your exam!
#126 to #125 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
oh no im still having fun with all of this, we made all sort of ****** side projects to ******** eachother like an insta-close program and hide it as a browser shortcut.

but yeah main goal is pass the exam and try the rest next year, i passed all of my other classes.

and you're a bro for putting up with my ass at... 22:25
User avatar #127 to #126 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
It's okay buddy, but here it's 17:25 so it's no big deal, altough I regulary stay up until 4am.
What are you studying in if I may ask?
User avatar #128 to #127 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
im trying to become a software engineer, its one the few things i love doing in life and that still has a future job wise.
User avatar #129 to #128 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
That's cool, my dad was a software engineer too. It's in high demand now so it's a good choice, like nearly all computeurs related fields except video games, it's over saturated
#130 to #129 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah that would be the dream, but for that you need to have your hair with a funny shape or style, and make your own revolutionary 8 bit indie game...   
   
but most areas are still fun, as long as you have fun tinkering... the apps market is retardly high on demand as of now. barely anything can win you a small fortune
yeah that would be the dream, but for that you need to have your hair with a funny shape or style, and make your own revolutionary 8 bit indie game...

but most areas are still fun, as long as you have fun tinkering... the apps market is retardly high on demand as of now. barely anything can win you a small fortune
#131 to #130 - ecalycptus (01/18/2015) [-]
I know this is totally unrelated, but I was thinking of doing a simple drawing guide for FJ
It looks like this.
User avatar #132 to #131 - havockwzy (01/18/2015) [-]
whats a joke?

anyway that looks promising, i can do small photshops but drawing is simply not for me. i wonder if that could help or if its just helpless to do it without a drawing tablet
#111 - havockwzy (01/10/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#106 - satanisrealgod (11/07/2014) [-]
What I'd do for you
What I'd do for you
User avatar #107 to #106 - ecalycptus (11/07/2014) [-]
Is that the new revolutionary treatment for ebola?
User avatar #108 to #107 - satanisrealgod (11/07/2014) [-]
Ebola is an inside job created by white governments to eradicate all the africans, so that people from countries around Africa can move in immigrating building modern cities since it's the most undeveloped land and has oil, diamonds, rub etc, so there is money to be made. Population density would go down since Africans would all be dead and people around the world can move in to make a peaceful country. 100 years ago Africa was supposed to be a Utopia, and what do the Africans do? Kill each other so the Nuisances would all be killed, no more poaching. Ebola is MAN MADE JUST LIKE ANTHRAX, but the Media and governments are saying it's made from Monkey's and Bats but that's a bunch of Hooey. It is inevitable that World War 3 would be fought over Africa, and this is a peaceful way since Africans contribute to nothing.
User avatar #104 - LaBarata (10/21/2014) [-]
Bitch what you done did now goddamnit
User avatar #102 - Marker (10/21/2014) [-]
don't worry babe I still love you
User avatar #100 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
Man I'm sorry you got demodded. It was my fault, I was the one who posted the content.
User avatar #101 to #100 - ecalycptus (10/21/2014) [-]
Nah, it's okay, we were both stupids. Let's keep in touch
User avatar #103 to #101 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
Luv you bb
User avatar #77 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
why is your name so hard to say
User avatar #105 to #77 - tridaak ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
>: (
Says you
User avatar #76 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #78 to #76 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #79 to #78 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
you sent my a friend request
i love you too
User avatar #81 to #79 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
<3 I like you, and I want you
User avatar #91 to #81 - Marker (10/21/2014) [-]
I defy the tridaak
User avatar #93 to #91 - tridaak ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
dammit marker, he could have gone to sleep
User avatar #96 to #95 - tridaak ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
Great, now he ain't gonna leave.
User avatar #98 to #97 - tridaak ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
:| wut you trying to do? I already went to sleep, I'm not hurting my health.
User avatar #92 to #91 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
me too?
User avatar #94 to #92 - Marker (10/21/2014) [-]
I deny your existance
User avatar #82 to #81 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
are we otp
we should be otp
User avatar #83 to #82 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
**** , it's gonna be a love triangle
User avatar #84 to #83 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
omg are you seeing someone else
i thought you loved me
User avatar #85 to #84 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
A love triangle between You, Me, and my hands
User avatar #86 to #85 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
i can be your hands for tonight love
User avatar #87 to #86 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
But of course, let's share our body heat beneath the sheets.
User avatar #88 to #87 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
its time for some lovin bae
are you ready
cos my anus sure is
User avatar #89 to #88 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
Let's do it
User avatar #90 to #89 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
add me on skype bby
we can chat there
its andranadu
User avatar #80 to #79 - andranadu (10/20/2014) [-]
me* tho
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