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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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    4chin /fit/ 4chin /fit/
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    Revelant Revelant
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    At least a child was hurt At least a child was hurt
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    (untitled) (untitled)
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    True True
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    What an Idiot What an Idiot
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    Space Space
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    The difference between 30 and 60 fps The difference between 30 and 60...
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    Happy Halloween Happy Halloween
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    Dark souls n' shit Dark souls n' shit
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    The lunar landing The lunar landing
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    Test 25 megs Test 25 megs
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    DBZ DBZ
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    asd? asd?
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    Bootlegs movies Bootlegs movies
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    [Sample Text] [Sample Text]
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    Do not want. Do not want.
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    Can you taste it? Can you taste it?
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    spilled milk =( spilled milk =(
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latest user's comments

#3 - Nope he dosen't You will have more luck with this 12/23/2014 on help guys i cant thumb up/down +1
#18 - "Solid story" I really hope you are joking. … 12/22/2014 on (untitled) +8
#122 - Picture 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
#121 - I call it ********* in Nono Land  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
#122 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
#119 - Drawing spree  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
User avatar #120 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Skype now fuggut
#121 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
I call it Fucktarte in Nono Land
#122 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
#117 - Look at this **** , I jsut did one more. What …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
User avatar #118 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Gui, what the fuck are you doing.
User avatar #119 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
Drawing spree
User avatar #120 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Skype now fuggut
#121 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
I call it Fucktarte in Nono Land
#122 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
#116 - I also have a new wallpaper for you. I didn't knew what yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
#117 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
Look at this shit, I jsut did one more.
What the fuck is wrong with me
User avatar #118 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Gui, what the fuck are you doing.
User avatar #119 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
Drawing spree
User avatar #120 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Skype now fuggut
#121 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
I call it Fucktarte in Nono Land
#122 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
#115 - Look at what I spent the last 12 minutes to make. What am …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on thenikohero's profile 0
#116 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
I also have a new wallpaper for you.
I didn't knew what your resolution was so I made it 7680x4320px3840x2160px
Also it was originally 273MB but I compressed it myself at 786 ko241ko. I dunno if it affected the quality.
#117 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
Look at this shit, I jsut did one more.
What the fuck is wrong with me
User avatar #118 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Gui, what the fuck are you doing.
User avatar #119 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
Drawing spree
User avatar #120 - thenikohero (12/22/2014) [-]
Skype now fuggut
#121 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
I call it Fucktarte in Nono Land
#122 - ecalycptus (12/22/2014) [-]
#4 - Good to hear you are missing ragecomics 12/22/2014 on Shots Fired +4
#4 - Today on FJ, I learned about the US involvement in mongolia, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Nature is Beautiful +4
User avatar #5 - rumpelstilzchen (12/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this picture?

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#106 - satanisrealgod (11/07/2014) [-]
What I'd do for you
What I'd do for you
User avatar #107 to #106 - ecalycptus (11/07/2014) [-]
Is that the new revolutionary treatment for ebola?
User avatar #108 to #107 - satanisrealgod (11/07/2014) [-]
Ebola is an inside job created by white governments to eradicate all the africans, so that people from countries around Africa can move in immigrating building modern cities since it's the most undeveloped land and has oil, diamonds, rub etc, so there is money to be made. Population density would go down since Africans would all be dead and people around the world can move in to make a peaceful country. 100 years ago Africa was supposed to be a Utopia, and what do the Africans do? Kill each other so the Nuisances would all be killed, no more poaching. Ebola is MAN MADE JUST LIKE ANTHRAX, but the Media and governments are saying it's made from Monkey's and Bats but that's a bunch of Hooey. It is inevitable that World War 3 would be fought over Africa, and this is a peaceful way since Africans contribute to nothing.
User avatar #104 - LaBarata (10/21/2014) [-]
Bitch what you done did now goddamnit
User avatar #102 - Marker, master of the jews (10/21/2014) [-]
don't worry babe I still love you
User avatar #100 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
Man I'm sorry you got demodded. It was my fault, I was the one who posted the content.
User avatar #101 to #100 - ecalycptus (10/21/2014) [-]
Nah, it's okay, we were both stupids. Let's keep in touch
User avatar #103 to #101 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
Luv you bb
User avatar #77 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
why is your name so hard to say
User avatar #105 to #77 - tridaak (11/02/2014) [-]
>: (
Says you
User avatar #78 to #76 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #79 to #78 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
you sent my a friend request
i love you too
User avatar #81 to #79 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
<3 I like you, and I want you
User avatar #91 to #81 - Marker, master of the jews (10/21/2014) [-]
I defy the tridaak
User avatar #93 to #91 - tridaak (10/21/2014) [-]
dammit marker, he could have gone to sleep
User avatar #96 to #95 - tridaak (10/21/2014) [-]
Great, now he ain't gonna leave.
User avatar #98 to #97 - tridaak (10/21/2014) [-]
:| wut you trying to do? I already went to sleep, I'm not hurting my health.
User avatar #92 to #91 - hektoroftroy (10/21/2014) [-]
me too?
User avatar #94 to #92 - Marker, master of the jews (10/21/2014) [-]
I deny your existance
User avatar #82 to #81 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
are we otp
we should be otp
User avatar #83 to #82 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
**** , it's gonna be a love triangle
User avatar #84 to #83 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
omg are you seeing someone else
i thought you loved me
User avatar #85 to #84 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
A love triangle between You, Me, and my hands
User avatar #86 to #85 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
i can be your hands for tonight love
User avatar #87 to #86 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
But of course, let's share our body heat beneath the sheets.
User avatar #88 to #87 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
its time for some lovin bae
are you ready
cos my anus sure is
User avatar #89 to #88 - ecalycptus (10/20/2014) [-]
Let's do it
User avatar #90 to #89 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
add me on skype bby
we can chat there
its andranadu
#75 - lightarcanine (09/24/2014) [-]
Go nuts, have fun, etc.
User avatar #62 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
Where's my green text
User avatar #63 to #62 - ecalycptus (09/19/2014) [-]
In your item interface
User avatar #64 to #63 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
How long does it last.
User avatar #65 to #64 - ecalycptus (09/19/2014) [-]
7 days
User avatar #67 to #65 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
Its empty, are you trying to skem me?
User avatar #66 to #65 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
Where is the item interface?
User avatar #69 to #68 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah its empty
User avatar #70 to #69 - ecalycptus (09/19/2014) [-]
Ok, I've send you another, you better not try to scam me.
User avatar #71 to #70 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
It's still empty
User avatar #74 to #73 - satanisrealgod (09/19/2014) [-]
I feel so silly
#50 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
you got a problem?
User avatar #51 to #50 - ecalycptus (09/12/2014) [-]
About what?
#52 to #51 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
the comment you thumbed down
#54 to #53 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
why did you thumb me down?
User avatar #55 to #54 - ecalycptus (09/12/2014) [-]
Because I disagree
#56 to #55 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
but its retarded
User avatar #57 to #56 - ecalycptus (09/12/2014) [-]
Why?
#58 to #57 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
needing to justify and defend your lack of nonbelief makes you a prick

also shouldnt you have grown out of it by now?
User avatar #59 to #58 - ecalycptus (09/12/2014) [-]
What? I go to church every sunday. Why would go and insult non-belivers? Everyone have a right to form their own answers. That include "fedora trippers" as you so eloquently put it.

Please try to find more compassion in your heart next time. So both parties can share their thoughts without relying to insults and presumptions.
#60 to #59 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah because ricki graevis is exactly known for his compasion and tolerance.
User avatar #61 to #60 - ecalycptus (09/12/2014) [-]
Please don't try to generalize every one. I don't know this Ricki Graevis or what he did to you. Maybe one day you'll come to terms with it.
#43 - havockwzy (09/10/2014) [-]
do not worry dearest mother i brought my horsecock strap-on, now you can tell me the tale of the centaurs stampede once again!
#44 to #43 - ecalycptus (09/10/2014) [-]
Please respect the death of your dear brother. While the peasents fought the centaurs and your father lead the charge himself, your brother died choking on his own vomit. That's why every year we visit his tomb with brown flowers.
#45 to #44 - havockwzy (09/10/2014) [-]
On the bright side, brother died!
#46 to #45 - ecalycptus (09/10/2014) [-]
How can you say that?
#47 to #46 - havockwzy (09/10/2014) [-]
Now I'm on the direct line to the throne! Now excuse me dear mother as I bring daddy his night tea.
#49 to #48 - havockwzy (09/10/2014) [-]
Mother you are the greatest wench in the entire kindgom, and I love you for it!   
   
   
Ohh daddyyyyyyy~!
Mother you are the greatest wench in the entire kindgom, and I love you for it!


Ohh daddyyyyyyy~!
User avatar #37 - warioteam (09/10/2014) [-]
do u have a crush on me
User avatar #38 to #37 - ecalycptus (09/10/2014) [-]
Who dosen't?
#40 to #39 - ecalycptus (09/10/2014) [-]
Still, I see you a lot on FJ, and you post funny stuff, so...
#28 - rejakted (09/03/2014) [-]
Yo! How're you doing?
#29 to #28 - ecalycptus (09/04/2014) [-]
Good! and you? long time no see
#30 to #29 - rejakted (09/04/2014) [-]
You must've been quite busy.   
I'm fine.
You must've been quite busy.
I'm fine.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ecalycptus (09/04/2014) [-]
Yup, became a mod, school stuff, web design, and a friend got his 18 birthday 4 days ago. Fun stuff. Otherwise all is cool.
User avatar #32 to #31 - rejakted (09/04/2014) [-]
Nice.
I reckon that badge thing beside you username is the mod thing? Right?
I'm pretty bored with what's going on here at the moment. And the weather sucks. Must be pleasant in Canada. Hehe.
User avatar #33 to #32 - ecalycptus (09/04/2014) [-]
Yep, the badge is my mod level (3)
Canada is pretty nice, not too hot neither cold.
User avatar #34 to #33 - rejakted (09/04/2014) [-]
So that's what it was.
Lucky dude. The city here is getting hotter and hotter every year. God help us all.
You're a highschool student?
#35 to #34 - ecalycptus (09/04/2014) [-]
Nah, university student. Studying in industrial design.
Basically drawing moving parts in 3D. And you? Are you a highschool student?
User avatar #36 to #35 - rejakted (09/05/2014) [-]
That explains your good 3D art. Which reminds me, how's the chapter going?
Yeah, I'm a highschool student. Doing O Levels. I'm really bored in school nowadays so all I do is help others with their work in class.
#26 - billywonka (08/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #24 - tehbestever (08/17/2014) [-]
relog

i hope you lurk a lot
User avatar #25 to #24 - ecalycptus (08/17/2014) [-]
More than everyone
User avatar #17 - warioteam (07/12/2014) [-]
eeey
User avatar #19 to #17 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #18 to #17 - ecalycptus (07/12/2014) [-]
eeey
#16 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
Hello : )
I was wondering if i could have your fj points? Their used to play in the items game
User avatar #13 to #12 - ecalycptus (05/30/2014) [-]
Ok, how do I give them?
User avatar #15 to #13 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
Or you can go to my profle go down you'll see a bunch of items with a initiate trade with boor at the top corner of those items use the trade interface to send the points
User avatar #14 to #13 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/items/ just comment on this board i'll send a trade for you to accept : ) and thx
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