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Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3, Gameboy Color, DS, Gamecube, Old school Gameboy
Video Games Played: Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Magic 2014, Advanced Wars, Wind Waker
Interests: Wearing socks in flip flops
Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Betelgeuse
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#31 - Nobody is arguing about what country anyone is born in. Di…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Throw Back 0
User avatar #32 - pkman (12/19/2014) [-]
Ya i guess. It just seems to turn into a pissing contest.
Every country has their flaws except best Korea so I think its just a meaningless debate
#28 - No, USA has messed itself up. You have two political parti…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Throw Back +1
User avatar #34 - derpthefifth (12/19/2014) [-]
I compltetly agree. That was also not the argument, the point was that everywhere else is just as bad. It's not like America is the only country that spends shitloads of time at war or caters to the extremely wealthy. Sure, maybe other countries dont do it quite as much or quite as obviously, but i promise you they all do.
User avatar #30 - pkman (12/19/2014) [-]
sry i was born in the U.S.
but seriously arguing about what country one is born in is stupid.
nobody here has a position in their country's government to even bring up changing it so why bother
User avatar #31 - ebperik (12/19/2014) [-]
Nobody is arguing about what country anyone is born in.
Discussing isn't really about change, it's about broadening your horizons and seeing something from a different perspective.
User avatar #32 - pkman (12/19/2014) [-]
Ya i guess. It just seems to turn into a pissing contest.
Every country has their flaws except best Korea so I think its just a meaningless debate
#18 - >American >Better You're too much, man  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Throw Back +2
User avatar #19 - derpthefifth (12/19/2014) [-]
Everywhere else is just as bad as America is for the most part.... they just dont like to admit that they are.
Case and point, did you see what happened when black Friday went to the UK? Shit was just as bad as in the US, don't pretend like your better, because we all know deep down the whole world is Americans just waiting to embrace their true inner horribleness.
User avatar #28 - ebperik (12/19/2014) [-]
No, USA has messed itself up.You have two political parties constantly bickering, while not getting anything accomplished. You've been at war for almost as long as the country has existed. Your society caters to the insanely rich, while not giving shit to the general populous. You have privatized hospitals, which just dump people who can't afford insurance on the boardwalk. Your prisons are crowded. You are trillions in debt. Please, say one thing that the US has managed to not fuck up
I like to think that the availability of heartburn medicine says something about a country's culture, because heartburn is something you get when you consume too much(assuming you don't have a medical condition). In the US you can easily buy huge bottle of Tums at grocery stores. If I want to buy heartburn medicine in my country or any other country I have visited for that matter, I have to go to a pharmacy and buy a small pack of like 10 pills.
Really says something about North America's culture, doesn't it?
User avatar #34 - derpthefifth (12/19/2014) [-]
I compltetly agree. That was also not the argument, the point was that everywhere else is just as bad. It's not like America is the only country that spends shitloads of time at war or caters to the extremely wealthy. Sure, maybe other countries dont do it quite as much or quite as obviously, but i promise you they all do.
User avatar #30 - pkman (12/19/2014) [-]
sry i was born in the U.S.
but seriously arguing about what country one is born in is stupid.
nobody here has a position in their country's government to even bring up changing it so why bother
User avatar #31 - ebperik (12/19/2014) [-]
Nobody is arguing about what country anyone is born in.
Discussing isn't really about change, it's about broadening your horizons and seeing something from a different perspective.
User avatar #32 - pkman (12/19/2014) [-]
Ya i guess. It just seems to turn into a pissing contest.
Every country has their flaws except best Korea so I think its just a meaningless debate
#1125962 - Allright, I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go be alone, a… 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1125944 - Dude, add lickaloo.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1125952 - alexanderburns (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm probably not going to play with you ever
User avatar #1125962 - ebperik (12/16/2014) [-]
Allright, I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go be alone, all by myself
#1125904 - **** , turns out my username is lickaloo 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1125903 - sent a friend request 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1125864 - Wanna play Super Smash Bros? My username is ebperik  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1125904 - ebperik (12/16/2014) [-]
Shit, turns out my username is lickaloo
User avatar #1125895 - Hypochef (12/16/2014) [-]
send a request to Hypochef and I'll be down to play, really need to get off the destiny dick.
User avatar #1125903 - ebperik (12/16/2014) [-]
sent a friend request
#1125766 - Super Smash Bros, though Those were all portable …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1125770 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
My Gamecube had a spazz attack and died. The controller stopped working and soon the system gave me the finger.

PS4 has games. I don't really care for exclusives, but there are some set out for 2015.

Ratchet and Clank Remastered.
#1125760 - Super Smash Bros, though. It makes going bankrupt worth it …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1125764 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I've had so much bad luck with Nintendo, it's not even funny. It's a curse at this moment.

-Gameboy color: Mom takes it away from me. I finally get it back after like 5 or 6 years and it's broke. Turns out she hid it behind the tv.
-Gameboy Advance SP: My fault completely. I got mad at a game and smashed the game boy on the ground.
-Gameboy Advanced: I woke up and it literally disappeared. I just lost it. Didn't know where it went. Was just gone and to this day have no idea what happened.
-Nintendo DS: Literally stopped charging for no reason three days after my mom bought it for me. To this day I still don't know why it stopped charging.
#1125766 - ebperik (12/16/2014) [-]
Super Smash Bros, though
Those were all portable consoles, it's not like you're gonna end up losing a console hooked up to your tv. A PS4 is gonna break too if you smash it on the ground.
As far as I've heard the PS4 ain't got no game
#1125770 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
My Gamecube had a spazz attack and died. The controller stopped working and soon the system gave me the finger.

PS4 has games. I don't really care for exclusives, but there are some set out for 2015.

Ratchet and Clank Remastered.
#1125761 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
nintendrone gtfo

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User avatar #8 - seratyo ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Posting this here because If I posted in that thread I'd be destroyed.

Otaku is a Japanese person who is really into anime. Buying figurines, love pillows, all that **** . It's essentially the Japanese way of saying Weeaboo.
#7 - stayoutofmyshed (11/15/2012) [-]
TEAM RED BITCH
TEAM RED BITCH
#2 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
Rapes your shed
Rapes your shed
#3 to #2 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
Nu-uh, you didn't!   
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
Nu-uh, you didn't!
I totally had an impenetrable lazer-shield!
User avatar #4 to #3 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
My dick is impenetrable!
User avatar #5 to #4 - ebperik (10/09/2012) [-]
****** , don't make me come over there!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stayoutofmyshed (10/09/2012) [-]
come at me bro
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