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ebonheart

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Date Signed Up:5/31/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Content Ranking:#4852
Comment Ranking:#7289
Highest Content Rank:#4430
Highest Comment Rank:#7288
Content Thumbs: 118 total,  135 ,  17
Comment Thumbs: 210 total,  221 ,  11
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
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Level 105 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 106 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:13835
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:81
FJ Points:257
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#23 - Obviously the guy who took the picture also had his phone out …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +67
#31 - chalaka (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't even think she noticed he took her picture......
#7 - I clicked your profile for an important reason. I just don't r… 01/10/2016 on What do you want from me?! 0
#871 - Sort by lowest rated and then refresh, I dare you. 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! 0
#2 - ****** adventure was incredibly ****** . I'm head… 01/07/2016 on Anyone want to join a... +1
#62 - It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be l…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
#63 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
User avatar
#65 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
#64 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
#60 - The wolf comes out completely covered in snot, it is unsaveabl…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
#61 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Open the door on the left
#62 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be lost to the ages, because the author is going to sleep and is too lazy to draw anything close to a dragon.
#63 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
User avatar
#65 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
#64 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
#58 - You throw your stick into the monster's other nostril. Your wo…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
#59 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Pull all the things out of the nostrils, except the snot. Try riding the nose to see if it can be used a vehicle
#60 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
The wolf comes out completely covered in snot, it is unsaveable. You decide to wear it as a hat in honor of its memory. It also accidentally got stuck to your head... but you're going with the honorable hat thing. You pull your spear out and climb onto the nose, you give a nudge off the ground with your spear and the nose actually moves! Unfortunately you travel all of 2 feet before running into an invisible wall that was not removed when the telekinetic nose died.
#61 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Open the door on the left
#62 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be lost to the ages, because the author is going to sleep and is too lazy to draw anything close to a dragon.
#63 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
User avatar
#65 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
#64 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
#56 - Brilliant light shines down from the heavens. However you are …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
#57 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Put the stick into the monster's other nostril to suffocate it
#58 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You throw your stick into the monster's other nostril. Your wolf chases the stick up there, pulling you free in the process. Your wolf gets stuck and suffocates to death. The nostrils appear to be dead but they keep floating.
#59 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Pull all the things out of the nostrils, except the snot. Try riding the nose to see if it can be used a vehicle
#60 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
The wolf comes out completely covered in snot, it is unsaveable. You decide to wear it as a hat in honor of its memory. It also accidentally got stuck to your head... but you're going with the honorable hat thing. You pull your spear out and climb onto the nose, you give a nudge off the ground with your spear and the nose actually moves! Unfortunately you travel all of 2 feet before running into an invisible wall that was not removed when the telekinetic nose died.
#61 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Open the door on the left
#62 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be lost to the ages, because the author is going to sleep and is too lazy to draw anything close to a dragon.
#63 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
User avatar
#65 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
#64 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
#54 - It sneezes, knocking you across the cave. Your weapon is lodge…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
#55 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Cast: Bless
#56 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
Brilliant light shines down from the heavens. However you are in a cave so you see none of it. The wolf finds the stick you originally threw and brings it to you.
#57 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Put the stick into the monster's other nostril to suffocate it
#58 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You throw your stick into the monster's other nostril. Your wolf chases the stick up there, pulling you free in the process. Your wolf gets stuck and suffocates to death. The nostrils appear to be dead but they keep floating.
#59 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Pull all the things out of the nostrils, except the snot. Try riding the nose to see if it can be used a vehicle
#60 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
The wolf comes out completely covered in snot, it is unsaveable. You decide to wear it as a hat in honor of its memory. It also accidentally got stuck to your head... but you're going with the honorable hat thing. You pull your spear out and climb onto the nose, you give a nudge off the ground with your spear and the nose actually moves! Unfortunately you travel all of 2 feet before running into an invisible wall that was not removed when the telekinetic nose died.
#61 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Open the door on the left
#62 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be lost to the ages, because the author is going to sleep and is too lazy to draw anything close to a dragon.
#63 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
User avatar
#65 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
#64 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
#52 - The wolf runs after the stick, dragging you along. It's so exc… 01/07/2016 on Best Armor +1
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User avatar #1 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
YOU'RE NOT A CARPENTER!
#2 to #1 - ebonheart (12/14/2015) [-]
omg my first comment, am I officially a Funnyjunker now?
#3 to #2 - basalm (12/14/2015) [-]
**basalm used "*roll picture*"**
**basalm rolled image**
"am i ofccilal foonyjumk"
No.
And if you keep talking like that you never will be.
You see...FunnyJunk isn't a website...it's a lifestyle...a...STATE OF MIND.
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