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ebbrytidot

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Date Signed Up:3/03/2014
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#30668
Highest Comment Rank:#6392
Comment Thumbs: 311 total,  314 ,  3
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 123 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:15
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#69 - Mine is Beowulf County Road 719. Its a mouthful. 03/27/2015 on The fourth twitter comp +1
#152 - Probably just gonna get the red thumbs for this, but I've been… 11/26/2014 on Ferguson Fun! +1
#3 - I think as long as the kid gets vaccines the autisms should ca… 07/20/2014 on Dont hurt the baby +40
#3 - fixed: chinchillas can't get dry 07/20/2014 on . +3
#102 - give anon a break, reading is hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Semi-interesting facts +1
User avatar #127 - Ashtaroth (04/06/2014) [-]
I've seen a disturbing number of real life Anons lately. I work a weekend job at a water and ice store (Yes, the tap water in AZ is so horrendously shitty that you have to buy water that is consumable and so there are stores that do this, and obviously Ice in AZ is basically gold half the year) that also sells Thrifty (read: FUCKING AWESOME) ice cream. The display/serving freezer broke down a few weeks ago and the wait for a repairman is several weeks currently, so we had to move the ice cream into a different, not visible freezer. We put a sign on the broken one that says in huge letters "DISPLAY IS BROKEN. WE DO HAVE ICE CREAM. AVAILABLE FLAVORS LISTED BELOW." If you walk up to the display, it's impossible to miss this sign. It's three sheets of paper taped together with big blocky sharpie letters. "Banner" would probably be a better term for it, really. Yet people constantly walk up, look through the glass, and then look at me with their empty, bovine eyes and say "No ice cream?". Not everyone, but probably 60-70% of the people that buy ice cream. It's universal, like Anon. Fat, skinny, tall, short, white, black, seriously white, actually black, brown, yellow(ish). Anon knows no race or creed nor is Anon able to read.
#1 - The look on the bunny's face means: "not again" 04/06/2014 on magic +17
#68 - I was talking about the baby with the binge drinking mom. The …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Semi-interesting facts +4
User avatar #69 - popkornking (04/06/2014) [-]
Oops my bad
#63 - that doesn't stop the feels  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Semi-interesting facts 0
User avatar #133 - daragon (04/06/2014) [-]
Agreed, but i was just trying to make a joke referring to the title.
#9 - I see a future with so many explains that we will be forced to… 04/05/2014 on dayum +5
#6 - The second to last one isn't so much a kickass fact as it is t…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Semi-interesting facts +228
#148 - winiacz (04/06/2014) [-]
Welcome to poland.
Or any other post-communist country.
#99 - Ken M (04/06/2014) [-]
There was only little blood in his alcohol stream.
#94 - jmillenium (04/06/2014) [-]
So is the last and third to last. The last three are heavy feels dude.
#80 - Ken M (04/06/2014) [-]
who said it was kickass? stop speculating you dumb ass fag. you can't eat horse shit and say it's not much a delicious food but disgusting you dip fuck dumbass
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (04/06/2014) [-]
the bottom right corner of the picture
User avatar #102 - ebbrytidot (04/06/2014) [-]
give anon a break, reading is hard.
User avatar #127 - Ashtaroth (04/06/2014) [-]
I've seen a disturbing number of real life Anons lately. I work a weekend job at a water and ice store (Yes, the tap water in AZ is so horrendously shitty that you have to buy water that is consumable and so there are stores that do this, and obviously Ice in AZ is basically gold half the year) that also sells Thrifty (read: FUCKING AWESOME) ice cream. The display/serving freezer broke down a few weeks ago and the wait for a repairman is several weeks currently, so we had to move the ice cream into a different, not visible freezer. We put a sign on the broken one that says in huge letters "DISPLAY IS BROKEN. WE DO HAVE ICE CREAM. AVAILABLE FLAVORS LISTED BELOW." If you walk up to the display, it's impossible to miss this sign. It's three sheets of paper taped together with big blocky sharpie letters. "Banner" would probably be a better term for it, really. Yet people constantly walk up, look through the glass, and then look at me with their empty, bovine eyes and say "No ice cream?". Not everyone, but probably 60-70% of the people that buy ice cream. It's universal, like Anon. Fat, skinny, tall, short, white, black, seriously white, actually black, brown, yellow(ish). Anon knows no race or creed nor is Anon able to read.
User avatar #65 - popkornking (04/06/2014) [-]
Why is it sad? Shouldn't it be good that blood is going unused since it means no one is in need of it?
#136 - Ken M (04/06/2014) [-]
Second to last, not last. It's the one about the baby with a way too high Alcohol content in its blood.
#88 - Ken M (04/06/2014) [-]
Well actually the blood is stolen from the blood banks and sold illigily to people performing "back alley" operations or whatever the fuck people want human blood for. The point is that it's being stolen and sold on the black-market for personal profit.
User avatar #70 - danniegurl (04/06/2014) [-]
Second to last, the one about the baby being born with a blood alcohol level 23 times the legal BAC. Most likely this woman drank throughout her pregnancy and the baby will have problems.
User avatar #68 - ebbrytidot (04/06/2014) [-]
I was talking about the baby with the binge drinking mom. The blood one bothers me because the red cross calls me 8 times a week saying that we have some sort of blood drought.
User avatar #69 - popkornking (04/06/2014) [-]
Oops my bad
User avatar #59 - daragon (04/05/2014) [-]
Well, it was semi interesting atleast.
User avatar #63 - ebbrytidot (04/05/2014) [-]
that doesn't stop the feels
User avatar #133 - daragon (04/06/2014) [-]
Agreed, but i was just trying to make a joke referring to the title.
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