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#3 - Picture 07/05/2015 on (untitled) +12
#4 - That's because nobody expects the spanish inquisition.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Its art +56
#61 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
you can see it in the fuking thumbnail
#14 - President nominates the justices if there is a vacancy. Congre…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Dems be like +6
User avatar #22 - failtolawl (06/28/2015) [-]
They have to be approved by the Senate. But the last two justices appointed were during a Dem Majority. I couldn't tell you what the ruling would look like before 2009, but I'd say he had a big part in it.

What's interesting is that Anthony Kennedy, who was unanimously accepted by senate in 1988 and appointed by Reagan, was the biggest proponent in passing the ruling.
#21 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
so Obama helped select not a majority but a statistically significant proportion of the makeup of the SC.

#25 - Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go w…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Does liking the pic show... +71
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#49 - mattyl (06/25/2015) [-]
"you want him to do you so much"
User avatar #42 - frenzysalem (06/25/2015) [-]
#29 - Ilubeitup (06/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #34 - penispenisthree (06/25/2015) [-]
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#68 - ilikehawtsecs (06/25/2015) [-]
I never really thought the Navy SEAL copypasta was very funny, but goddamn this one made me openly laugh aloud. Thumb and fav for you.
User avatar #112 - penispenisthree (06/25/2015) [-]
you know, i didnt actually read that when i made it, I just sorta did it, now that ive gone back and actually read it.....just.. dear lord i dont do drugs but how high was I haha.
User avatar #54 - skelearmor (06/25/2015) [-]
jesus fucking christ
User avatar #51 - blueshootingstar (06/25/2015) [-]
You are beautiful
#26 - alarubra (06/25/2015) [-]
#5 - Check out the color of the mini-car's roof.... mommas got some… 06/25/2015 on Tumblr Comp +7
#3 - Its not spinach, its oregano. Her friends and her were about t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Spinach +29
User avatar #6 - cocosmama (06/11/2015) [-]
Herbs actually. Herbs=leaves spices=not leaves.
#15 - EpicAnon (06/11/2015) [-]
#4 - It was clearly murder. The dog's already thinking about the ca… 06/11/2015 on The cure 0
#12 - A good illusionist never reveals his tricks....... …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Neat +57
#76 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Even with this the sitting would be impossible, there has to be a brace going up his whole leg.
#14 - Yeah but committing murder isn't going to make you not a pedop…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Scheme +8
#22 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
At least then they would know that the guy isn't some pushover, you're already scum why would it matter either way
User avatar #18 - Titanasgr (06/07/2015) [-]
That being told, a pedophile is treated ugly because he is considered a coward, but other convicts usually leave you alone if you are a murderer, so going to jail as primary a murderer might allow you to live longer and you might get to pass accussation towards pedophilia as tries for revenge by whoever accused you.
#234 - Give me highest comment and I wont do anything. I'll just be l… 06/07/2015 on Fallout 4 weekend deal +2
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